Chapter 115: A Penny Can Stump the Female Devil
"Okay, since you asked sincerely, I will be merciful and tell you: one hundred thousand yuan, in cash." Li Xuan calmly made an offer.
"One hundred thousand? Are you out of your mind? You want one hundred thousand for a few broken words? One hundred thousand is enough to play with the shrine maiden once!" Yao looked at Li Xuan in disbelief.
"It's not expensive. My lyrics were originally written for a top band. If you buy them, I won't have time to write them again in a short period of time, and I will have to pay a penalty for breach of contract. So you need at least 100,000 yuan in cash before I can give you the lyrics." Li Xuan said without compromise.
"One hundred thousand yuan~ Can I write an IOU?" Yao grabbed her hair in pain. One hundred thousand yuan was actually nothing to her. Putting aside the income from the band, the money she earned as a mercenary hunting monsters was far more than this amount.
But like many young people who made a lot of money, Yao could not control his desire to spend. As soon as he got the money, he spent it on luxury and indulgence. After spending it all, he even asked his teammates for a loan.
So let alone 100,000 yuan, even if it was reduced to one-tenth, it was still a number she couldn't come up with immediately.
"How about two hundred and fifty?" Yao turned his wallet upside down, but he only found a little over two hundred yuan including the coins.
"Miss, finish this drink and go home. Your mother will spank you if she knows you're hanging around in the bar."
Li Xuan finally saw the female ghost's deflated look, and he felt relieved. Even the bland sake in the glass seemed delicious.
“One hundred thousand yuan! How can I get one hundred thousand yuan? I haven’t paid off the money I owed before. Filia and Sharoyeh will definitely not lend me money again. Borrowing money from Black Cat is like bullying a child...Aaaaaaaa!!! What a troublesome old man! It would be great if I could kill him with one knife! It’s really a penny that can make a beautiful girl feel helpless... What a world!”
Seeing that Li Xuan was unmoved by her threats, Yao couldn't help but scratch her head frantically. However, while scratching her head, she suddenly caught a glimpse of Li Xuan staring at her armpit, which was exposed when she raised her hand, with greedy eyes.
"What~Uncle? I thought you were a gentleman, but it turns out you are just a nerd who stares at girls' armpits with a timid look~" Yao suddenly felt that he had grasped Li Xuan's weakness, and his arrogant smile returned to his face.
"One hundred thousand yuan! For only one hundred thousand yuan, I will let you see the peaches of the ultimate invincible music beauty. How about it? It's worth it, right?" Yao said while yawning in an exaggerated manner on purpose so that Li Xuan could see her armpits and the side breasts vaguely exposed in her short-sleeved uniform.
"Not worth it, totally not worth it." Li Xuan shook his head contemptuously. What he said was not completely against his will. After all, he had rubbed Li Sijie's breasts not long ago. Compared with them, Yao's breasts could only be said to be barely acceptable.
"Then I'll show you what's under the beautiful girl's skirt! This is a rare scene that a virgin like you will never see in your life. It's worth one hundred thousand dollars, right? Don't be so stimulated that you ejaculate all of a sudden!" Yao proudly lifted up the JK skirt slightly, revealing two tender white legs full of youthful vitality.
"Not worth it, far from it." Li Xuan said with disdain.
"Damn it... Tell me, what exactly should I show you that is worth one hundred thousand dollars!" Yao asked madly.
"Let me think about it..." Li Xuan looked Yao's body up and down. She had a long ponytail tied behind her head, and under her tight JK uniform was a pair of red and white striped stockings. She only had one uniform shoe on her foot - the other one had been thrown into Li Xuan's wine glass to soak in wine.
"How about this, if you can use your feet to make me biu out, I will consider it as you have paid 100,000 yuan for the manuscript. But I think you don't have the courage to do so, right? So you'd better go home quickly, otherwise you will miss the bus if you are late." Li Xuan said sarcastically.
"Uncle Zayu, don't look down on me! It's just stepping on that ugly thing a few times. I'll do it!" Yao was provoked by him and was a little impulsive. In addition, he really wanted the lyrics, so he made up his mind and agreed.
"Disgusting uncle, just lie down obediently, it will be over in a few seconds." Yao said as he took off the sock of the foot without shoes, revealing a white and tender little foot.
Li Xuan sat up against the back of the sofa, untied her belt and waited for Yao's service. Although her feet were not as graceful as Wu Yan's, nor as attractive as Li Sijie's, her loli figure made her feet more petite and tender than the previous two, even giving people a feeling that they could stand if held in the palm of their hands.
"Is there a reaction already? How disgusting." Yao looked at the tent that Li Xuan had already set up, and an expression of disgust appeared on his face.
Anyway, it will pass if I endure it. This useless uncle will only last two or three minutes at most... He doesn't know me anyway. After a while, I will finish my work and leave this city, as if nothing happened.
Yao comforted herself in her heart, then pinched Li Xuan's pants with her toes and slowly pulled his trousers down.
"Your feet are very flexible." Li Xuan praised.
"Humph, do you need me to tell you?" Yao said as she lifted her jade foot and stepped on Li Xuan's body, then immediately showed a surprised expression: "No way? This big?"
Li Xuan didn't say anything, but squinted his eyes and enjoyed her service. The little female ghost who was so arrogant just now was forced to provide services with her delicate feet in order to buy the lyrics.
Whenever he saw her reluctant and even somewhat nauseous expression, Li Xuan felt as relaxed as if he was soaking in a hot spring.
"Hey, why haven't you finished yet? It's getting bigger and bigger." After Yao fiddled with it casually for a few minutes, he found that Li Xuan showed no signs of coming out, and he couldn't help but become impatient.
"Who knows? Maybe your service is too careless? Maybe if you show me some rare pictures, I will be more interested." Li Xuan said with a wicked smile.
"A useless uncle with a head full of dirty stuff... there's really nothing I can do." Yao bit his sharp shark teeth in anger, but in order to finish the service as soon as possible, he had to reach out and unbutton his clothes, pull down his inner clothes, so that Li Xuan could appreciate his ( . )( . )
"Try harder, you don't feel anything." Li Xuan urged.
"I got it... Stop talking, it's disgusting." Yao said as he stood up and sat on the back of the sofa. He took off the shoe on his other foot, clamped Li Xuan between his feet and began to rub him hard.
Li Xuan was sandwiched between two delicate little feet, and he immediately felt extremely comfortable, but the expression on his face was still very restrained.
"Ms. Zayu, is that all you can do?" Li Xuan said to Yao mockingly.
"No! I...I haven't shown my real skills yet! If I show my real skills, I will turn you into a fountain in minutes!" The word "trash" aroused Yao's competitive spirit. He no longer cared about shame and decency. He directly stripped off Li Xuan's boxer briefs and started direct skin-to-skin contact.
Chapter 116: Puppet's "Yao"
Although it only reduced the barrier of a layer of cloth, it made a huge difference to Li Xuan. After all, even if it was an ultra-thin umbrella, the difference between wearing it and not wearing it was like a chasm.
Li Xuan could no longer pretend to be calm. He took a deep breath and tried hard to resist the urge to explode, with an expression of enjoyment on his face.
"Haha, your incompetent nature is exposed as expected! Are loli's little feet so comfortable? Or are you, uncle, too small a thing, so your poor little thing is as small a thing as you?" Noticing Li Xuan's shaking and expression changes, Yao immediately returned to his arrogant expression.
"Oh, yes, yes, you are right." Li Xuan did not argue with her. He just watched her trying to please him in order to show off her ability. Yao had been fiddling with it for a long time at this time, her feet were sore, and sweat was oozing out of her face, but she still pretended to be relaxed and continued to squeeze and fiddle with it.
Really... Why isn't it over yet? How long will it take? This useless uncle is super durable! And it's so big, if he really gets in, he will definitely die, right? No, no, no, no matter how hard I try, I can't get in, right? It must be a deformity! It's a freak!
In his heart, Yao was madly making a scene for himself, as if the sense of security he had worked so hard to build up would collapse if he didn't find some reasons to belittle others.
At this time, Li Xuan had already seen through her thoughts through her expression. Seeing that she seemed to have been pushed to the extreme, he no longer deliberately made things difficult for her. As soon as he felt the slightest bit of pleasure, he sprayed it on her soft and tender little feet.
"Hey! Something disgusting is stuck to my feet. Why didn't you tell me in advance?" Yao's arrogant face suddenly showed a distorted expression, and he picked up the expensive wine in the glass to wash away the sticky liquid on his feet.
"Ah, why can't it be washed off? Why is it so sticky... Are you a monster that sprays glue? Ahhh! So annoyed~" Yao found that the wine could not completely wash away the sticky feeling on his feet, but he didn't want to touch it with his hands, so he had to endure the discomfort and put on his socks again.
"Here's your reward." At this time, Li Xuan had already calmly pulled up his pants, turned on the computer, copied the lyrics on the back of the drink list and handed it to Yao.
"Great!" Yao excitedly picked up the lyrics and read through them, then carefully put them into the pocket of her JK uniform. The hardship and humiliation just now, as well as the sticky feeling on the soles of her feet seemed to have disappeared.
In this way, even Filia will have to admit her talent!
Yao felt overjoyed and turned to look at Li Xuan who was adjusting his belt.
In her mind, this old man who had lost his usefulness had no reason to live. When she thought about him bragging to his friends in a drunken stupor that he had exchanged a song lyric for her foot service, she felt sick.
Yao gently pushed the knife guard with his thumb, and had already begun to think of killing the person to silence him.
However, at this moment, a deafening noise suddenly came from outside the bar, followed by the screams of the crowd.
Yao, who had extremely keen perception, immediately sensed the breath of evil energy. He no longer cared about Li Xuan and rushed out of the private room and onto the street.
The monsters on the street were naturally arranged by Li Xuan. They would only wait for his order and Wu Yan would open the passage and release them.
At this time, Li Xuan had already put the hunting mark on Yao's body. Without any further delay, he ordered Wu Yan and Tan Xiang to retreat to the illusory evil land together, where they could watch Yao's battle.
This time, the monster created by Li Xuan was extraordinary: not only did it consume 1000 milliliters of Corrupted Blood, but it was also temporarily strengthened with the Wine of Joy - in fact, this was the first time that the Wine of Joy appeared, and Li Xuan was very much looking forward to its performance.
Yao looked at the monster in front of him and frowned slightly: the opponent looked like a rhinoceros beetle standing on four legs. Although it was about three meters tall and did not look very huge, its body structure seemed to be specialized for its own attacks. It was covered with heavy armor all over its body and looked like a tank.
"The magic level... is probably around B level. Plus with its specialized defensive capabilities, maybe it can take a blow from me." Yao's brows soon relaxed: after all, it's just a brainless insect-type monster and is no match for him anyway.
Thinking of this, Yao drew out his long sword and transformed instantly.
Li Xuan, who was in the evil land of illusion, watched Yao's every move almost holding his breath: Generally speaking, the transformation of the sealing system is the slowest, even so slow that the whole process can be seen by the naked eye, but Yao's transformation was completed almost in an instant.
It seems that the system's intelligence is indeed correct: Yao not only has the perception ability of the sealing system, but also has the transformation speed and physical ability of the combat system. It is a complete product of the strengths of both families.
After the transformation, Yao doesn't seem to be much different from before, except that her striped socks were replaced with yellow tights, and her shoes were changed into strappy sandals. The JK uniform on her body has many more fine lines as decoration. It seems that she deliberately chose her usual clothes to imitate her look after the transformation.
"Die to me!"
There was a flash of knife light, and flames burst out from the rhinoceros beetle's body. Its strong armor was cut deeply for more than ten centimeters, but it was not cut through. It even waved its forelimbs that had been transformed into crab claws to attack Yao.
"It's impossible to cut it off?" Yao was shocked. He couldn't draw his sword in a panic, so he had to abandon the sword and retreat to about ten meters before the monster.
"A B-level monster is so hard?" Yao looked at the long knife stuck in the monster's shell in disbelief. She had thought that even if this knife couldn't kill the monster, it could at least seriously injure it. But she didn't expect that the knife couldn't even cut through the shell.
Seeing Yao's shocked expression, Li Xuan couldn't help but smile: This monster was a masterpiece that he spent a lot of effort on. Not only did he specialize the ability to resist slashing to the extreme, but the joy wine he used also had the effect of strengthening hardness for a short time. Although it could only last for ten minutes, the increase was several times that of the long-term buff.
At this time, the rhinoceros beetle let out a long hiss and charged towards Yao with its huge horn.
"Hmph, don't be complacent just because you blocked the sword. If I use my real skills, it will only take a moment to kill a guy like you!" Yao drew out the dagger with his right hand and hid his left hand behind his back and started fiddling with it.
In just a moment, the rhinoceros beetle, which was so aggressive just now, was suddenly fixed in place and unable to move. It could only struggle slightly with its whole body, and it looked like it was frozen.
"That move again!" Li Xuan had experienced this move himself and knew how powerful it was, so he hurriedly looked at Yao's left hand hidden behind his back.
Sure enough, Yao's fingers were holding two long "X"-shaped wooden pieces, with thin silk threads hanging under the wooden pieces, and under the silk threads were two wooden puppets. The posture of one of them was exactly the same as that of a struggling rhinoceros beetle!
In an instant, Li Xuan immediately understood why her nickname was "Puppet's Yao". This method of manipulating puppets must be the sealing magic that made him unable to move that day. The two "X"-shaped wooden bars, one above and one below, just formed the word "Yao".
Chapter 117 Lyrics "written" with feet
"Damn it, I never thought that one day I would use this trick on a B-rank trash." Yao took a deep breath, held the dagger in reverse and lowered his posture, but his eyes were fixed on the connection between the rhinoceros beetle's head armor and chest armor.
"First Ming·One word all."
There was only a clanging sound of metal, and Li Xuan couldn't even see Yao's movements clearly. The latter had already flashed behind the rhinoceros beetle and gracefully made a move to sheath his knife.
Looking at the rhinoceros beetle again, its body seemed to be frozen and did not move at all. After a few seconds, its head slowly slid off its torso.
"Is that the end?" Li Xuan was shocked. He knew that a rhinoceros beetle that was only specialized in defense could not be a match for Yao. The original intention of sending it out was not only to save himself, but more to get information about Yao.
However, he never expected that the defense gained by the B-level monster at the cost of everything would be so vulnerable to Yao's attack.
"That was magic just now, right? Magic performed with a knife?" Li Xuan turned around and asked the magical girl behind him.
"Yes, although her speed is very fast, she gives people the feeling that she has mobilized her magic power." Tan Xiang, who has always been taciturn, replied.
"Luckily, I didn't die instantly with a basic attack... Never mind, I still got a lot of information. But the Corrupted Blood I consumed this time must be replenished as soon as possible - everyone, prepare to replenish your mana!"
Li Xuan put his arms around the three magical girls behind him. The three magical girls had already understood the meaning of "replenishing magic" that Li Xuan mentioned. With blushing faces, they held Li Xuan's arms and did shameless things.
While Li Xuan was replenishing his magic, Yao had already returned in triumph with a great mood. She rushed into the practice room of the villa, took out the lyrics and threw them on the ground:
"Sharoye! What did I say? Writing lyrics requires hands! A genius like me doesn't even need hands. Let me show you the lyrics I wrote with my feet!"
After Yao finished speaking, he suddenly remembered that these lyrics seemed to be indeed exchanged for by his feet. A blush flashed across his face, and he hurriedly ran over to get the guitar, as if he was afraid that his teammates would see his expression.
"Vodka Lime*1, Tequila Sunrise*1, Whiskey Special*1...Do we really want to compose music for this kind of thing?" Sharoye picked up the white paper on the ground and began to read it in confusion.
"Look at the back, you idiot!" Yao said as he took out his guitar and started tuning it.
Sharoyeh frowned, turned the paper over, and after reading a few sentences, he looked at Yao with wide eyes: "This... these are really great lyrics, better than any other song I've written. Did you really write them?"
"What do you mean it was really written by me? Can't I write good lyrics? This is called stereotyping! We are members of the same band, don't you have any trust in me at all?" Yao said excitedly like a kitten whose tail was stepped on.
"No, no, I just think the handwriting doesn't look like yours..." Sharoye explained.
"This... This is of course because my handwriting is terrible and I was afraid you wouldn't be able to understand it, so I asked someone to copy it for me!" Yao blushed, but quickly made up a suitable excuse.
"Show me, how well it's written?" Filia put down the drumstick and stretched out her hand with interest.
Sharoyeh stepped forward and carefully handed the drink menu to Filia, who took it and looked at it. She immediately frowned and looked at Yao: "You went to the bar? And you ordered so many drinks?"
Yao was stunned for a moment: "Yeah, drinking brings inspiration, don't worry about this, just look at the lyrics first!"
"So, that bar allowed minors in? I told you a long time ago that you are not allowed to drink before you reach adulthood, but you ignored my words?" Filia frowned and pulled out a grenade launcher from under her skirt:
"Tell me which bar it is? I'll send them some local specialties from the Snow Country right away!"
"Why are you so fierce? I didn't do it on purpose. The bar doesn't require real-name registration. Just sell it if you have money." Yao said aggrievedly.
"Be good, pat your head, don't be afraid." The black cat who was practicing the piano climbed onto the piano and reached out to stroke Yao's hair.
"Who...who is afraid? I can chop down that kind of weak nun with just one blow - at most two blows!" Yao raised his voice and spoke loudly, but his eyes were evasive and he didn't dare to look at Filia.
"Filia! Calm down. There might be a lamb of God in the bar. How can you kill a possible righteous person for the sinners of a city?" Seeing that the situation was not right, Sharoye hurriedly held down Filia's arm and persuaded her.
"This is something that God does not like to see. I will forgive you this time, but if you dare to drink again, I will smash your guitar and kick you out of the band!" Filia said sternly.
"Hmph, I've never felt happy playing in a band anyway..." Yao muttered in a low voice.
"What are you mumbling about?" Filia asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Yao said she promised not to do it again." Black Cat gently explained for Yao.
"Okay, let's put the drinking aside for now. The lyrics are well written. I will compose music for it as soon as possible and use it as a new song for our performance next Wednesday." Seeing this, Filia retracted the grenade launcher and softened her tone:
"Also, you will be the lead singer this time. After all, the original author is the one who understands the meaning of the lyrics best. Sharoyeh, do you have any objections?"
"I never care." Sharoye said calmly.
"Really?! This is great!" Yao was already extremely disappointed, but when he heard that Filia was still willing to accept his lyrics and even let him be the lead singer he had always dreamed of, he suddenly became very excited and grabbed the black cat lying on the piano and kissed and hugged it.
"Yao~ your saliva has rubbed against my face." The black cat stretched out her hand to push it away, but her strength was too weak and Yao couldn't even notice her resistance.
"Alright, alright! Quickly release Black Cat and let us practice together! Next Wednesday will be the decisive moment, and we must make sure the audience here remember the name 'King's Secret'!"
As Filia spoke, she started playing the drums, followed by Sharoye accompanying with the bass. Yao also quickly carried the black cat back to the piano, picked up the guitar and started playing along.
Li Xuan, who was lying on the bed enjoying Xu Rou's fully automatic magic replenishment service, was paying the whole time attention to Yao's movements after he returned. This was the first time he heard the performance of the Witch Band. Although it could not be said to be the sound of nature, the momentum that was so crazy that it seemed to destroy everything still shocked him.
Even the black cat, whom he always thought was sweet and soft, played the piano with a crazy vigor. Its slender fingers jumped between the black and white keys at an astonishing speed, and each stroke was precise and powerful.
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