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But just as he landed on the ground, a seemingly unreal arm touched the child's head.
"Meow?"
His keen sense of touch made him look back instantly, and what he saw was a phantom boy who looked very similar to himself. If Egil and the others were here, they would definitely recognize that this was the boy who had briefly appeared in the soul world.
Although he didn't know why the other party looked so much like him, he had played many role-playing games and understood that some gods just liked to appear with the protagonist's face.
"Is it the main storyline? Are you telling me to save the world, or are you giving me weapons and equipment?"
It turned out that he was too engrossed in playing the game, and he used all kinds of gaming terms as soon as he opened his mouth.
The boy looked to be about eighteen years old, and he just responded to Xiao Lele's words with a faint smile.
The young man opened his mouth, as if he wanted to say something, but the moment he opened his mouth, it was as if the system had messed up the garbled text and he couldn't hear what the other person was saying at all.
This made Little Lele the cat look confused, as if he had encountered a bug in a game. He couldn't help but ask, "Wait, I can't hear you clearly, meow! Say it again!"
As if realizing that the other party couldn't hear him, the boy looked outside, or more precisely, towards the location of the group of ship girls. It seemed that because of the "impurities" that entered the Sky Island, it was no longer pure, and the recovery ceremony that was supposed to proceed normally was interrupted.
If the entire Sky Island is likened to a strict system, then this group of ship girls who accidentally broke in here are undoubtedly equivalent to a virus.
Therefore, this plan, which was supposed to help the child recover, was doomed to fail.
The young man's shadow looked at Xiao Lele, and finally reached out and touched his head again, only to shake his head in disappointment.
Even though it seemed to say something at the end, it was impossible to hear clearly, as if the system was disordered, and then it disappeared.
Chapter 626: The Meow Fun of the Survival Game
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For a loyal RPG player, gameplay and plot are the most important, especially plot. A good plot is definitely the core of the entire RPG game. If a game bug occurs in the most important plot during the game, causing the plot text to be skipped with garbled characters, it is definitely the most annoying thing for serious players.
Xiao Lele is probably in this situation now. He sees the other party seems to be saying something very important, but he can't understand anything, and now he has disappeared.
The child was left standing there with a look of shock on his face. What should he do now?
He suddenly recalled the important task the barbarians had assigned to him. Wasn't he here to look for clues?
The shadow just now was definitely the most important clue, but I seemed to have missed it for unknown reasons.
What should I do now? Can this part of the story be repeated? This is the key clue to whether I can grow up. Can I still grow up after this card bug?
When Lele, who was always optimistic, thought that he would miss the chance to grow up because of a bug, he felt bad and even panicked.
"Wait a minute, meow!"
Xiao Lele immediately rushed towards the disappearing figure: "Please say it again, I didn't hear anything clearly, meow!"
Unfortunately, he was still a step too slow. When he pounced, the target was completely empty, causing him to roll around for a few rounds.
At this moment, he remained lying on the ground with a look of bewilderment and shock on his face. To use the terminology of the game, he was probably in a situation where the mission had failed. But the question was, what should he do next after the mission failed due to a BUG?
Or if a series of subsequent missions cannot be started due to a bug, how can the game continue? Where is the ending? And...how can he get back?
This is no joke. If an RPG game loses its main and side quests, it will simply become an infinite prison that traps players.
"It's not over yet, meow! There has to be some hidden plot!"
Of course, the optimistic kid would never accept his fate, so he began to explore the entire main building, hoping to find clues that could unlock the next mission.
And this exploration went directly from day to night.
In fact, it was not easy to explore for so long. The exterior looked magnificent, but the interior was very dull, with nothing but the throne in the center. It took only an hour from beginning to end.
But Xiao Lele searched from day to night, not even letting go of the grass and gaps. The ruthless reality gave this child a merciless hammer, and it also proved once again that RPG games with bugs are not worth playing.
When night falls, the light of the moon and stars shines into the interior through the glass ceiling on the top of the main building, preventing the building from being too dark.
Gurgle, gurgle, gurgle~~~~
A clear and adorable sound of hunger echoed in the lonely building. After searching the entire building, Xiao Lele finally returned to the throne. With a discouraged look on his face, he couldn't help but rub his stomach with his hand. He had been searching for so long and finally found himself hungry.
“Nuuuuu, what should I do? I have no idea at all, nyan.”
The cat ears on his head drooped in disappointment. Even he felt helpless about the current unsolvable situation.
Gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, gurgle~~~~~
The rumbling sound of my stomach started again, and it was even louder than before. It showed that I was really hungry. You know, exploration work has always been physical work.
"Grandpa Shirou once said, 'Hunger is the enemy!'"
Soon, the child cheered up again: "Anyway, the most important thing is to fill my stomach first!"
Perhaps the situation is unsolvable, but it does not seem to be the main reason for defeating this child. No matter how big the crisis is, he has to wait until he fills his stomach before thinking about it.
In this empty island, if you want to fill your stomach, it seems that there is only one place.
The door of the main building was slightly opened again, and little Lele, who was poking his head out of the cat, looked at the brightly lit building in the distance.
Suddenly, the child's eyes sparkled. Although cats' eyes do sparkle at night, to put it in a more cartoon-like way, it was a flash of inspiration. The answer to solving the problem of food and clothing lies with that group of ship girls. Just like the last time in the other world, he just needs to sneak over to "borrow" some food. That's right, how can the commander's actions be considered stealing?
Of course, the object you want to "borrow" must be chosen carefully. Iron Blood is definitely the first one to be excluded. After all, this camp has an almost pathological obsession with rigor. If you are not careful, it may trigger some strange alarm device.
So if he wants to make a move, he should choose White Eagle and Royal. Through the observation just now, these two camps should be the easiest to blend into. The only food that the Royal can "borrow" is dessert. The culinary talent of this camp is almost all focused on desserts. So in the end, Xiao Lele chose the White Eagle as the camp to "borrow" food. This camp is more comprehensive, covering everything from desserts to meat to grains.
Cautiously arriving outside White Eagle's residence, he looked at the brightly lit house filled with happy laughter and warm food. In contrast, he was stranded here all alone, so he might as well know what to do next.
However, his target was not the food in the house. Instead, he turned and walked towards another vegetable garden. Yes, it was the vegetable garden.
The risk of entering their refrigerators to steal food is too high, so it is better to start with the vegetables directly. The ship girls who have lived here for so many years have already achieved self-sufficiency. As for how they achieved this process from zero to one, there is no need to think too much about it. After all, there is no need to figure out the ship girls' affairs so clearly.
Thanks to the natural environment of Sky Island, there are no disasters such as wild boars that harm crops, so the ship girls did not set up traps and defenses around the farmland.
The child specifically picked a little from each of the three places: white radish, potato, tomato, and corn. The amount was very small, so small that even a ship girl would find it difficult to detect.
It is not difficult to borrow again only if you return the crops. Xiao Lele buried red tips at the location of the "borrowed" crops. I believe that the ship girls will be able to find them when they harvest.
He carried the crops to the stream in the woods behind the main building and washed them there. In order not to be discovered, the child could not even make a fire. After washing, he opened his mouth and ate them raw.
We should be thankful that the child has a special stomach, otherwise even if it were purely natural crops, ordinary people would definitely get an upset stomach if they ate them raw.
Look at the child eating a quarter of the radish in one bite, and you can tell how hungry he is. It has been a long time since he had a quiet meal alone like this.
Chapter 627: The Ship Girls Begin to Discover the Trick
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This is Xiao Lele's first night here. Luckily, he has dinner. Fortunately, he is a good boy and not at all squeamish. He can swallow raw food without batting an eyelid. He is well educated and does not throw away garbage after eating. Instead, he finds a place to bury it.
After solving the problem of food and clothing, the child returned to the main building. There was no bed or table here, only a lonely "chair".
He came to the throne and curled up into a ball, squinting his eyes, only occasionally looking up at the bright moon and stars in the night sky. Although I don't know what this child is thinking, I can tell from his eyes that it is definitely not a look of giving up. Even if he is alone, he must find a way to continue the strategy and then return to his own world line. He also made an agreement with his friends. He must go back.
Just like that, Xiao Lele's first night on Sky Island passed.
The next day, the third day, the fourth day...
This kid is still staying in the main building trying to find clues. To this end, he even started to drill holes in the building. Yes, drilling holes in the physical sense. Digging holes everywhere in this sacred main building, it can only be said that he is worthy of this kid.
Compared to the monotonous Xiao Lele, the Ship Girls' side is more lively. Their breakthroughs on the main building do not happen every day, but once every few days. These days they have prepared something powerful, a cannon. As for the upper limit of destructive power... it is not online. As long as the engine power can keep up, theoretically this cannon can be maximized. As the designer of this weapon, Ingraham had to lower his face and ask Iron Blood to help him build a hundred super-specification engines for this cannon.
“Hahahahahahahahahaha, my masterpiece is finally complete. This time! I must break that damn barrier of the building this time!!”
Looking at Ingraham, who looked a little haggard, laughing loudly, he looked a little crazy. After all, since he came here, he has been trying every means to break through the main building and look for clues to escape from the sky island every day.
The ship girls all have their own responsibilities, and the ship girl in charge of the vegetable garden, Juno, seems to have realized something.
Seeing her staring at the vegetable garden in a daze, which was rare, Sims took the initiative to step forward and shouted, "What's wrong? Juno, you have a strange expression of deep thought on your face. Is there something wrong with the vegetable garden?"
Because she was a little uncertain, Juno's tone was also hesitant: "The harvest... seems a little inconsistent. There are a few places that seem to have been dug, but it's not so obvious. I can't be sure."
Corn fields and potato fields may be difficult to distinguish, but tomato and radish fields are more obvious. After all, as long as they are picked and pulled, there will be traces left.
"Eh? Maybe we are mistaken. There is no way a wild boar would come here to steal our food."
Sims was stunned for a moment, but immediately ruled out the correct answer, even though it was not a pig that came to steal things, but a cat.
"this……"
Although Juno wanted to believe this reason, as a ship girl, she still couldn't deceive herself about the facts. The crops were indeed less, but she couldn't figure out how they became less. You have to know that there were only ship girls on the Sky Island. Occasionally some birds would land here to rest, and there were no other creatures. Moreover, each camp had long lived a self-sufficient life and there was no need to steal.
Becky, who never cared about details, came over and pulled her out. "It doesn't matter what happens. Let's go to the main building quickly. Ingraham seems to be serious this time and is charging the new weapon now!"
The noise over there was so loud that almost all the ship girls in the sky island were attracted over there. After all, this was the key to whether they could escape, so everyone was naturally more concerned. However, there seemed to be a little accident on Ingraham's side.
“Ahhhhhh, why is it so slow!!!”
Ingraham was mad. She had dark circles under her eyes due to lack of sleep, and she stood in front of a row of noisy engines and roared loudly.
She couldn't help but get mad. After all, from the time the generator set started rumbling until now, the energy storage progress was only 0.6. It would be impossible to complete the full charging at least today.
Standing in front of the generator, Ingraham was still roaring: "We have already replaced it with the highest specification generator, why is the charging efficiency so low?!"
If it was a high-energy power station in my previous world line, storing energy for such a cannon would be a simple matter. But now there are so many old-fashioned generators, which are not only extremely noisy, but also extremely inefficient. This makes the impatient ship girl who wants to see the power of the masterpiece as soon as possible start to go crazy.
She couldn't help but make another request to the Iron Blood that provided the generator set: "Do you have any spare sets? If so, bring them out quickly!"
In response, Brunhilde calmly replied, "This is all the Iron Blood units we have. If we can't finish the job today, you White Eagles will still be responsible for our lives tonight. Now all the electricity will be transferred to you."
This sentence instantly made Ingraham lose his temper. The other person even gave him electricity for daily use. What else could he say at this point?
"Eh? Can't we launch today?"
"Can't launch? That's why we came to see the launch."
"Let's disperse. Looks like we won't be able to launch today."
"Ingraham's miscalculations seem to be increasing."
"It's okay, Ingraham. We just can't launch today. We'll come back when we can!"
………………
Although the comforting voices coming from all around were essentially comforting, they sounded unacceptable to Ingraham. As an inventor, it was undoubtedly a very painful thing for him to not be able to verify his invention in the first place.
So Kaliyon also stepped forward to comfort the child: "Ingraham, you have done very well. There is no need to rush. You haven't had a good rest for a long time. Take advantage of this period of time to recharge your energy and take a good rest."
Even though the ship in question was very unwilling, due to environmental and hardware factors, Ingraham could only accept the helpless result of waiting patiently.
At this point, Becky raised his hand and asked loudly, "Will these generators continue to operate without interruption? It would be hard to sleep at night if that were the case."
I have to say that this is a very realistic problem. On this poetic and picturesque island, the appearance of such a large row of generators and the noise completely shatters the artistic conception.
In response, Ingraham gave a positive answer: "I'm sorry, everyone, the generator set cannot be stopped. Once it is stopped, it will be useless, so I implore everyone to be patient for one night."
Everyone was very understanding, and this was in everyone's best interests, so they all nodded in agreement.
Chapter 628: Unexpectedly, it was exposed
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It has been a long time since there has been such a big event, and everyone has not gathered together like this. Since all the generators are prioritized for charging new weapons, everyone came to the White Eagle to eat. This scene has not appeared for a long time, so the White Eagle Lodge was very lively that night.
This scene probably only happens when we first drift here. As each camp becomes self-sufficient, such a gathering scene hasn't happened for a long time. Everyone was quite lively that night.
It is certainly fun to get together with friends for a pajama party, but everyone is also looking forward to the new weapons. After all, Ingraham has guaranteed that this time it will be different from any previous time. Even the artillery shells used are specially manufactured. Maybe she can really do it this time, so they can all endure the rumbling sound of the engine coming from outside.
In short, everyone is looking forward to tomorrow's test launch. The lively scene in front of us also has a bit of a celebration feeling.
Kaliyon glanced around and found that one of the White Eagle girls was missing: "Huh? Have you seen Juno? It seems that I haven't seen her since a while ago."
Sims seemed to have drunk some wine, and his face was slightly red as he smiled: "Is Juno too shy, so she hides in her room and dares not come out? I have told her many times that she should change her shy personality."
"Next time, we will have to rely on our destroyer to take Juno to meet new friends!"
The social terrorists, led by Becky, expressed their opinions with great confidence. It's true that these little sisters with no sense of distance would actually do such a thing.
Juno probably never thought that just because she was absent once, she would be dragged back by this group of social terrorists and forced to make friends.
While the ship girls were happily rehearsing for the celebration party, Xiao Lele was also trying hard to "borrow" crops. Because there was the obvious noise of the engine set to cover it up tonight, Xiao Lele's actions seemed even more unscrupulous.
“Meow! Meow meow meow!”
Over the past few days, the child's movements have become more and more skillful, and one could even say that he is becoming more... unscrupulous?
Just look at the child's quick movements when pulling out the radish and you will tell you how skilled he is.
As with yesterday, only one of these obvious crops needs to be pulled out, with a focus on the potatoes and corn fields.
But just as the child pulled out the carrot, a pair of hands came from behind the child without any warning or sound, turned him over and held him up to face him.
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