Tokyo, but I'm a deceitful fox

"I'm sorry, I said the wrong thing, please stop yelling... let's talk business!"

The fox smiled with satisfaction.

This kind of girl is still fun.

It’s much more fun than the thousand-year-old cat demon and the reincarnation of the eight-tailed cat!

Then, he and the girl squatted in the shadow of the stairs and discussed how to catch the raccoon cat.

Chapter 101 The Fox Steps on the Civet Cat

"I found the civet cat this morning."

Asuka Tendo spoke first:

"He tried to mess around while everyone was preparing the venue. Luckily, his Transfiguration skills were far inferior to yours, and there were many flaws, so I was able to stop him in time."

"But he runs very fast, and every time he runs away he blends into the crowd to create chaos, like blowing a gust of wind to lift up everyone's skirts, or pouring water on people's heads like he did just now."

"This greatly limits my ability to use magic - I still like this school very much, and I don't want to reveal my identity in front of everyone, you know what I mean?"

Hoshino Hideyuki nodded: "I understand, it's the same as if you can't hold back your shit during class, your high school life is ruined~"

“That’s totally not true!”

The girl resisted the urge to hit the fox and concluded:

"Anyway, it's because of this reason that I haven't been able to catch him yet, and things are stuck here."

"Do you have any good ideas?"

Hoshino Hideyuki's eyes rolled.

"So the key is to get him away from the crowd, right?"

"Yes!"

The girl nodded and said, "As long as there is no one else around, I can use my magic. How can a mere raccoon cat be a match for this genius!"

"That's easy~"

Hoshino Hideyuki curled the corners of his mouth, and then his body shape changed.

After a few seconds, the handsome young man turned into a pink-haired civet cat.

"I'll just lure him out, okay~"

Tendo Asuka raised her eyebrows.

This raccoon cat...

I kind of want to touch...

Hoshino Hideyuki tilted his head: "Why don't you reply?"

"Ahem, good plan!"

Asuka Tendo's face turned a little red again - if this trend continued, she would sooner or later become the same color as Unit 02 in EVA.

She stood up and pointed to the southeast corner of the school.

"There's a storage warehouse over there. No one's there at this hour. Why don't you lead the raccoon cat there?"

"No problem~"

As she spoke, the girl suddenly frowned slightly, held down the hem of her skirt and said, "By the way, at your height... you're not peeking at anything again, are you?"

"Huh? Peek?"

Hoshino Hideyuki stared at him with innocent eyes and said, "I'm quite upright, right?"

"Get away, stinky fox!"

Five minutes passed.

Tanglin High School, behind the gymnasium.

The yellow-eyed raccoon came out from the pile of volleyballs, looked around to make sure it was safe, and then proudly raised its thing in the sun (in Japanese legends, the raccoon monsters have very large vaginas, which can not only be used to store magic power, but can also be lifted up on the head to protect against wind and rain, and to carry people across the river).

He laughed evilly and said, "Haha, you stupid Yin-Yang master, don't even think about catching me!"

"Where should we go trick-or-treating next?"

"Why not choose a haunted house? If there are real ghosts in the haunted house, it will definitely scare these hateful humans!"

Just as the raccoon cat was talking to himself, another little fur ball suddenly rolled out from the bushes and waved at him:

"Brother! Brother, I finally found you!"

The yellow-eyed civet cat turned around and was surprised to find that it was actually a slightly smaller pink-haired civet cat.

Why is the fur this color?

In the paint bucket?

"Where... are you from?"

The pink-haired raccoon cat, or rather, Hoshino Hideyuki, stopped in his tracks and bowed in a pretentious manner, saying, "Hello, big brother. My name is Zaoyu Daikichi, and I'm a raccoon cat who lives nearby!"

The yellow-eyed raccoon narrowed his eyes: "Then why haven't I seen you before?"

Hoshino Hideyuki lowered his head and said embarrassedly:

"Because I just moved here... My old home was taken away by humans for real estate development, so I ended up here... And because there was an Onmyoji in the school, I was too scared to show my face, so I haven't had much communication with the people of the same race around me..."

The yellow-eyed civet cat smacked its lips and thought there was nothing wrong.

In fact, he had only been here for a short time, so it was normal that he didn't recognize the local civet cats.

Then he asked again: "Why do you call me big brother?"

"Because I just saw you playing a trick on that damn Onmyoji!"

Hoshino Hideyuki said with admiration:

"Brother, you don't know, because of that Yin Yang Master, I have had a miserable month."

"Because I was afraid of being captured by that Yin Yang Master and made into a fur vest, I didn't dare go to the cafeteria or look through the trash cans. I could only survive by stealing energy drinks from the basketball court - because it was obvious that she couldn't play basketball."

"I originally thought that I would have to live in such a miserable state, but I didn't expect that you, my brother, would show up today and let me see the light of hope!"

"You are so amazing. You made that Onmyoji unable to catch you, and you also made a lot of humans look miserable. You are simply a genius, the Oda Nobunaga among raccoon cats!"

"So I want to come to you, brother, please accept me!"

The yellow-eyed raccoon stroked his whiskers.

Hehehe, Oda Nobunaga among the raccoon cats? Hehehe, it sounds really good...

"Okay, then I'll take you in!"

The yellow-eyed raccoon patted his belly and said firmly: "My name is Yamashita Uemon, and from today on, I will protect you!"

"Woohoo! Thank you so much, brother!"

Yamashita Uemon nodded with great satisfaction, and then said seriously: "Come to think of it, you have been dealing with that Yin Yang Master for a month, right?"

"Yes, yes, but my transformation skills are very poor. I can only transform into a mouse and run around in the drainage ditch..."

"It's okay, just tell me all the information you know!"

Yamashita Uemon looked at the people enjoying the cultural festival not far away and said, "I'm too lazy to do any more small things. I have to find a chance to give these humans a big one!"

"Big, big!"

Hoshino Hideyuki jumped up excitedly. After a while, he slapped his head and said, "Brother Yamashita, I got it! There's a lot of fireworks in the warehouse nearby!"

"fireworks?"

"Yes, it should be used by humans on the day when the cultural festival ends."

"Hehehe, fireworks are great, as long as they're lit, they can scare humans into running around!"

Yamashita Uemon said happily: "It's decided, Hayateu, take me there quickly!"

Ever since.

The two civet cats, one big and one small, looked like two tumbleweeds as they excitedly headed towards the storage warehouse.

On the way, Yamashita Uemon kept bragging about his past experiences.

Like spreading itching powder and then stealing an old man's tickler, peeing on the drinking water tap in the park and tricking people into drinking it, secretly spitting on the public plate while eating conveyor belt sushi...

He said this with a smug look on his face:

"So, I'm bad enough, right? Am I qualified to be a big monster?"

Hoshino Hideyuki felt discomfort in his ears.

Bro, the one in front of you is quite interesting, but the two behind you are just plain uncultured, right?

That’s too low, fox. I’m going to give you a thumbs down.

Of course, as a younger brother, he still flattered the raccoon cat professionally, and planned to go back to Asuka Tendo to ask for work injury compensation.

Soon, the two raccoons came into the warehouse.

“Where are the fireworks?”

Yamashita Uemon couldn't wait to search everywhere, but he found nothing. He only heard a sound...

when!

Looking back, I saw the girl with blonde twin tails opening the warehouse door.

"Hehe, let's see where you're going to run this time!"

"what?!"

Yamashita Uemon was shocked, and without hesitation for half a second, he kicked Hoshino Hideyuki on the butt!

"Brother, stop her for me!"

After saying that, he jumped out of the window next to him.

He thought to himself: That Yin-Yang master will definitely catch Zaoyou Daji first, right?

In this way, he can escape!

He laughed and glanced behind him...

The blonde girl quickly caught up!

what?

No!

They are both monsters, why are you only chasing me and not the other one?

Chapter 102 Fox: Oh no, they met each other!

unfair!

You have double standards!

Yamashita Uemon wanted to protest while running, but unfortunately, the next second, he was blocked by a demon with a green face and fangs in front of him - there was no one else nearby, and Tendo Asuka summoned the shikigami without hesitation.

He wanted to run in another direction, but Asuka Tendo had already caught up with him. She made a hand gesture and a beam of golden light shot out, hitting him right on the butt.

"Ouch!"

The yellow-eyed civet cat wailed and rolled back and forth on the ground, unable to run away anymore.

"Finally I caught you. You made me waste the whole morning, haha..."

Tendo Asuka twisted her wrist with a crackling sound and walked forward slowly.

And Hoshino Hideyuki in the form of a pink-haired raccoon climbed onto the girl's shoulders, aimed at the target, and then jumped down!

Three and a half rotations in the air!

Then poof!

The right claw kicked Yamashita Uemon hard!