Tokyo, but I'm a deceitful fox

Ten points, ah, ten points!

Yamashita Uemon screamed even louder.

"You're the one who kicked me just now, right? You're the one who abandoned the one you just recognized, right? You're the one who contaminated the conveyor belt sushi plates, right? Look, I'm going to beat you up to avenge the sushi!"

"Hey fox, be gentle, I have some questions for him... Wait, did you climb onto my shoulder without wiping your feet... Ah! There are paw prints all over my school uniform!"

After a few minutes of noise.

Asuka Tendo and Hideyuki Hoshino dragged the raccoon cat into the warehouse and performed the great memory recovery technique - ah, actually, Hideyuki Hoshino used the flower viewing in the mirror.

Although the opponent is also a monster, his strength is very weak, so the hypnotic effect of viewing flowers in the mirror is quite good.

Soon, Yamashita Uemon revealed all his information.

It turned out that he was a raccoon cat from Shizuoka. He became angry because a club from Dongling High School went to Shizuoka for a training camp last weekend and ate all the fruits of a persimmon tree that he had been looking forward to for a long time, so he followed him all the way to make trouble.

Tendo Asuka doesn’t quite understand:

"Then you should take revenge on that club. Why are you causing trouble at the cultural festival?"

The hypnotized raccoon cat answered dazedly: "Well, because I forgot..."

"?"

"It's so hard to recognize faces. I can't remember them, so I thought I might as well take revenge on the whole school..."

"puff."

Hoshino Hideyuki couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Okay.

So much trouble has been caused just for the persimmons on the tree.

Should we say that this raccoon cat is stupid, persistent, or narrow-minded?

But if you think about it carefully, quite a number of monsters born in the mountains are really like this. They have not received much education and don't know much about society. They are either optimistic illiterates, or stubborn illiterates, or stubborn optimistic illiterates.

Then, the fox interrogated Yamashita Uemon about some of the things he had boasted about, and confirmed that most of those things were nonsense, and the only thing that was true was that he had urinated on the drinking water faucet.

For this reason, he gave the raccoon one more kick on its butt, just as a way of injecting some spirit of civility and etiquette into it.

Then he asked Asuka Tendo:

"What should our powerful, kind and lovely Onmyoji do with such a raccoon cat?"

"Hey! Don't add so many adjectives every time..."

Asuka Tendo shuddered, then said seriously:

"Think about it carefully. This guy hasn't caused serious harm to anyone yet, but he does have the ability to cause harm, and he's obviously mentally immature."

"For monsters in this situation, according to the rules of the Countermeasures Office, they will be sent to a designated location for detention."

"But raccoon cats are a little special..."

"There is a raccoon cat family with a long history on Shikoku Island. They are a rare force among monsters that have good relations with humans. They have cooperated with the Countermeasures Office and several local temples. We usually hand over raccoon cats that have not committed serious crimes to them for discipline."

In other words, he went from being imprisoned in the imperial prison to being exiled to Ningguta?

Hoshino Hideyuki found it interesting.

"Is there actually such a monster family? I thought all the non-human supernatural forces in the open had been wiped out by you..."

"That's certainly the case near Tokyo," the girl explained, "but in remote areas, we still have to consider local realities and traditions. Some monsters can get special treatment as long as they don't cause trouble."

Hoshino Hideyuki raised his hand and asked, "What about people like me? Can I get any treatment?"

"You're causing trouble every second!"

The girl said angrily, "You want special treatment? Fine. Just surrender now and I'll try to get you a nice-looking cage. I'll also buy you a bottle of juice every day out of my own pocket. What do you think?"

"Can you at least fit a double bed and an Alien game laptop in there? If not, I'm going to sue you for animal cruelty!"

"Fuck you, forget it. I shouldn't have wasted my time talking to you..."

As she spoke, the girl pointed at the raccoon cat on the ground that was still gnawed on its tail and said, "Use your magic to seal away all his memories of you. I'm going to take him away."

After Hoshino Hideyuki finished the operation, Tendo Asuka took out a book-shaped magic weapon from her pocket and chanted two spells at the raccoon cat that had no power to resist.

The next second, the raccoon cat was sucked into the book and turned into a picture.

Hoshino Hideyuki opened his eyes wide: "I think I saw a good way to travel to the second dimension!"

"If you want to try, I can satisfy you now."

"Forget it then."

"Oh, you cowardly fox, it's actually very easy to get rid of this Monster Hunting Book..."

That's it.

The trouble with the raccoon cat monster was solved, and Tendo Asuka and Hoshino Hideyuki returned to the main teaching building.

"Well, thank you for this time. In return, I won't arrest you during the cultural festival. Just be grateful!"

"By the way, if you want to eat dessert, I recommend you go to the Literature Club. Their strawberry daifuku is pretty good... I'm telling you this to protect the school's image, don't think too much about it!"

Tendo Asuka pouted and said this to the fox, then tried to turn around and pretend she hadn't seen him.

That's when.

"Finally found you!"

Ijichi Kikuri walked out from the crowd and grabbed Hoshino Hideyuki's wrist.

hiss……

Hoshino Hideyuki was startled and quickly winked at her.

At this time, Ijichi Kikuri lowered her eyes and noticed Tendo Asuka next to her.

She subconsciously wanted to ask who the other person was, but fortunately her brain turned in time and she realized the problem!

A petite girl with blonde hair... Could this be the Onmyoji that the fox mentioned?

not good……

I shouldn't appear in front of this guy!

The fox can rely on looking at the flowers in the mirror to ensure his safety afterwards, but she doesn’t have that ability. Once her face is remembered, her identity as an accomplice is at risk of being exposed!

Here, Asuka Tendo, who was about to leave, also saw Kikuri Ijichi.

She frowned, her ponytails stretched straight, and said coldly:

"Excuse me, who are you? And why are you pestering my friend?"

The girl's attitude was not very good.

Firstly, it is because of the way Ijichi Kikuri looks now, with her fiery red hair and torn stockings, she looks like a bad woman who rides a motorcycle, often goes to bars, and whose hobby is to seduce little boys!

Secondly, she felt instinctively uncomfortable when she saw a beautiful woman next to the fox, especially a woman who was so tall that she could look down at her!

Ijichi Kikuri blinked.

I feel like this Onmyoji seems to have misunderstood something...

Wait, maybe she can use their trick against him!

Pretend to be just a female hooligan who comes to harass the fox! Get rid of the suspicion of being an accomplice!

Well, let's do it... let's build up some feelings... how did those decadent band members talk to each other? Think about it carefully...

As Ijichi Kikuri thought so, her eyes gradually became blurred and she looked like she was drunk.

then……

She glared at Asuka Tendou and said, "Adult matters have nothing to do with a student like you."

Then she leaned forward, and the collar of her clothes opened towards the fox due to gravity, and the snow-white mountains were faintly visible deep in the fabric.

She licked the corner of her mouth with the tip of her tongue again, gently lifted Hoshino Hideyuki's chin with her slender index finger, and said in a tender voice:

"Little brother, I'm not done chatting you up just now, don't run away, play with me more~"

Asuka Tendo:!

Hoshino Hideyuki:?

Chapter 103 A Smart Fox Won't Fall Into Shura Field

God!

What am I doing!

So, so embarrassing... but also a little exciting...

No, this is all to hide your identity, hold on!

After saying this, Ijichi Kikuri's mouth couldn't help but twitch, and her face turned as red as a monkey's butt, just like Asuka just now - but considering that she was now playing the role of a drunk bad woman, this was not considered a giveaway.

In fact, Asuka Tendo on the opposite side had already believed it completely.

It can’t be wrong!

This big red-haired girl is definitely the kind of female hooligan who likes to harass handsome young men, just like the scumbag who randomly picks up girls on the streets of Shibuya. She comes up to them just because she likes the fox's face!

No, I have to get this guy away!

It’s not that we need to protect foxes… Dangerous adults like these should be driven away simply to ensure the smooth progress of the school cultural festival… In short, it has nothing to do with foxes!

"Hey! Don't make any moves!"

Asuka Tendo grabbed Ijichi Kikuri's wrist and pulled her away from Hoshino Hideyuki.

"When it comes to flirting, if someone leaves, it means you're rejecting them. How can you chase them and continue? That's clearly harassment!"

Ichichi Kikuri raised an eyebrow.

Great, it looks like my roleplaying worked.

Now, as long as I pretend to give in and leave, I can resolve this crisis!

but……

I feel a little unhappy for some reason.

I harass the fox?

You said the opposite!

And if I am considered harassment, then what about you, an Onmyoji? You are directly threatening his life!

No, I can't just leave like this.

Since we are acting, we should just act it out to the end!

"what?"

Ijichi Kikuri put her hands on her hips, and using her height and stature as a double advantage, she looked down at Tendo Asuka and said:

"Didn't I tell you that a child who hasn't even fully grown his hair shouldn't meddle in adult matters? The happiness I can bring to my brother is beyond your imagination~"

The hair is not fully grown...

Quick, happy...

Asuka Tendo jumped up immediately!

"You gigantic bastard! You have absolutely no shame!"

"Gigantism? Ha, ha, you are jealous because I can see the scenery that you can't see!"

"hateful……"

The two beauties, one tall and one short, looked at each other, almost touching their heads like bulls.

At this time, Asuka Tendo suddenly thought of Hideyuki Hoshino.

Yes, if I let that dead fox come out to support me, this female hooligan will have nothing to say!

She then turned her head.

Ijichi Kikuri was curious about Hoshino Hideyuki's reaction, so she turned her head as well.