The treasure thieves of Teyvat rob Shenhe

"The master was drunk at the time, and she didn't know." Shen He replied calmly, and added, "Li Shui Die Shan Zhen Jun was also drunk."

"Uh... I didn't expect that Master Lishui Dieshan would have such a bad taste, feeding a child with wine."

Lin Ye could imagine that the drunken Lishui Dieshan Zhenjun induced the still loli Shen He to drink by using deceptive words, such as saying that this was water.

Loli Shen He drank it expressionlessly.

As expected, Liyue's drinking culture is everywhere! Even immortals are not immune to it.

Of course, it is also possible that Lishui Dieshan Zhenjun was drunk. Seeing that little Shenhe had a coldness that a child shouldn't have, he impulsively wanted to make little Shenhe more energetic.

"What happened next?" Lin Ye asked curiously.

Chapter 269: The Master of Playing Stupidity - Wendy, hey

"after?"

"I remember the wine I drank was very spicy, even spicier than Jueyun pepper. At the time, I felt that the wine was more unpalatable than spring water and Qinglu."

"After Master woke up, he heard about this from Master Xueyue Zhuyang."

"I heard from True Lord Xueyue Zhuyang that my master went to find True Lord Lishui Dieshan to 'argue' with him, and since then True Lord Lishui Dieshan has never brought any alcohol here again." Shen He said.

When Lin Ye heard this, he was surprised that this happened, but after thinking about it carefully, he felt that it was reasonable.

It seems that Master Liuyun Jiefeng really cares about Shen He. Although this woman always appears to have "high emotional intelligence", she is foolishly deceived by the immortals and has no idea about her "sharp and merciless" mouth.

But Master Liuyunjiefeng’s parenting philosophy is very positive.

Children shouldn't drink alcohol.

Lin Ye still remembers that he was cheated by his uncle when he was in the sixth grade of elementary school.

Nephew! Do you want some Sprite?

At that time, Lin Ye keenly noticed that the Sprite did not bubble, but the naive Lin Ye did not think much about it. He crawled on the edge of the table and licked it with his tongue.

Then, everything went bad.

Later on, when I think back on it, it’s still white wine.

Luckily it was just a lick.

"Are you drunk?" Lin Ye asked.

"Drunk?" Shen He looked puzzled. "Is he the same as Master Lishui Dieshan? His face is very red and his speech is not very clear? Then I am not drunk."

"This is just an appearance!" Wendy, who was listening to the story, raised his hand. He had the most say on the subject of drunkenness.

Shen He looked at the young man whom he didn't know but Lin Ye knew.

"The so-called drunkenness is a state where one feels dizzy, nauseous, and wants to vomit, while one's consciousness is blurred and floating. This is low-level drunkenness, while high-level drunkenness is being intoxicated by the atmosphere, the beautiful scenery, beautiful people, and good things." Wendy yearned for it very much.

"I don't understand." Shen He said bluntly.

Wendy thought that Shen He needed to be told carefully, and Lin Ye said upon seeing this.

"Shen He thinks the wine tastes bad, so let's change to a drink."

"I want the one you made last time."

"Well, a Snow Kiss, Charles, a Snow Kiss."

"Okay." Charles looked at Lin Ye and nodded.

At the same time, Charles thought to himself, so the honorary knight is you.

Lin Ye had worked at Angel's Gift, so Charles naturally recognized Lin Ye. Therefore, he was surprised when he learned that the popular honorary knight was actually Lin Ye.

According to the truth released by the Knights Templar, it was the murderer who blew up the Cathedral of Favonius who used special means to make the people of Mondstadt fall into a coma.

As Diluk's assistant, Charles knew more information. He knew that the murderer was the man in black robe that Master Diluk had been tracking down.

Unexpectedly, Lin Ye solved it.

Wendy was a little disappointed that Shen He didn't order a glass of wine. How could she get drunk without drinking?

But Wendy would not be so tactless as to pester Shen He to talk about "drunk".

After Lin Ye ordered the drinks, he added.

"He's counting on me."

The "he" here naturally refers to Wendy.

The three of them found a secluded and quiet place to sit down.

Wendy spoke.

"How can I say this? The people of Liyue are really hospitable. Although I should do my part as a good host."

Wendy couldn't hide her joy. She was thinking about taking this opportunity to have a few more drinks and not leaving until she was drunk, but she was polite on the surface.

"I made a promise with you, you in the leyline. I promised to buy you a glass of dandelion wine."

"Oh, so it's the other me's work. Thanks, other me!" Wendy said in a serious tone.

"Aren't you curious about what happened in the earth veins?" Lin Ye asked.

"How can I help you if I don't know what's happening in the earth veins?" Wendy said cunningly.

"I know a thing or two about the memories recorded in the flower of the earth veins that was born in Mondstadt."

Wendy said this with a slightly nostalgic expression.

"That period of history, the corruption of the nobles at the beginning, was indeed something I had not expected. Fortunately, the Mond people once again overthrew the tower that oppressed them. Vanessa, have you seen it?"

"I saw her once. She was fighting against an old gladiator slave."

"Then you were earlier than me. The first time I met her, I was her opponent in her twelfth battle."

After hearing this, Lin Ye thought for a moment and decided to ask something big.

"Vanessa ended up on the Isle of Skye, didn't she?"

He asked back as Wendy went from a nostalgic state to a serious one.

"How did you know that?"

"I'm just asking around. This isn't a secret in Mondstadt, right?"

"Indeed. I'm sorry I can't tell you, it's still too early for you."

"...I remember you mentioned that you knew about Shen He and me from the old man. Have you talked to him about it?"

The only one whom Wendy called old man was Morax, who was six or seven thousand years old.

"I've been to Liyue Harbor before, and heard about your deeds, the young hero, the dragon slayer, and the chosen one." Wendy praised.

"The chosen one?"

"Hey."

Linye:......

The chosen one.

Zhongli seemed to have said something similar when he was giving the gold coins exploded from Lin Yequantai in "Three Bowls Are Not a Pass" and mentioned the person at the "Border".

From Wendy's tone, he knew the true identity of the person at the border, and he also knew that person was going to choose someone to do something.

Lin Ye sighed in his heart. He was indeed the first generation of the demon god. He had not experienced the succession of the throne and knew too many secrets. And like Inazuma's Thunder God, he was originally the elder sister of Raiden Shin, but after Shin died in Kanria, Ying succeeded him, and he did not know the truth about Teyvat.

The more secrets you know, the less you can tell them.

Wendy and Zhongli are both professional riddlers.

Lin Ye didn't expect to learn the identity of the person at the border from Wendy.

"If you don't want to tell me, I won't ask."

"Then let's drink as much as we want. Before the dandelions are served, how about I play a song for you and Miss Shen He? It's just an extra treat."

"After hearing about your deeds, I had the idea of composing a poem for you. Your actions in Mondstadt this time have further strengthened my idea."

"It's my pleasure, but..."

"Isn't it the bard's duty to compose poetry for heroes? To pass on those noble qualities and let future generations know about them. What do you think of the name of the poem?"

"For example, the Song of the Woods. There have been poems named after heroes since ancient times."

When Lin Ye heard this, he thought about how embarrassed he would be if Wendy used processed poems to spread them around Mondstadt. He thought about it and said to Wendy seriously.

"The name of the poem is to sing loudly, to sing loudly for freedom. But the protagonist is not me, but Parsifal, the Sword Band... and other shining people who have resisted oppression."

Wendy stroked her chin and pondered.

"Having more protagonists can better reflect the tragedy of the epic. Not bad, not bad. I have some new inspiration."

At this time, Charles brought two glasses of dandelion wine and a glass of snow-covered kiss.

Chapter 270: The House Girl Shen He, That's Weird

"Meeting is fate, let's toast to this fate!"

Wendy raised her dandelion wine and smiled coolly.

Lin Ye followed suit and raised his glass. Seeing this, Shen He imitated Lin Ye.

"Cheers!" X2

After taking a sip, the taste of dandelion wine is refreshing, slightly bitter, and sweet and spicy as it flows through the throat. The alcohol taste is not strong, so some people who drink it in large quantities can drink it without any problem.

Wendy's alcohol tolerance depends on whether he is willing to get drunk. If he doesn't want to get drunk, it would be quite difficult to make a demon god drunk with human wine.

The glass of dandelion wine Wendy ordered was twice as big as Lin Ye’s. He happily held the glass and enjoyed it, and soon his cheeks were flushed.

"Are you drunk?" Lin Ye saw him and asked.

"Burp~ I'm intoxicated," Wendy burped, staring at Lin Ye with drunken eyes, and said seriously, "I'm intoxicated by the poetry I created."

"Want to listen?" Wendy took another gulp, then put down the wine glass heroically and laughed.

"Appreciate further details."

"Ahem." Wendy drank the remaining one third of the dandelion wine in the glass in one gulp, cleared his throat, and took out his harp. When he started to play, the drunkenness on his face disappeared. He closed his eyes, and Wendy's neutral voice slowly flowed out along with the sound of the harp.

…………

Just a performance.

The drinkers who received the angel's gift were immersed in the light of the forest and listened to a song written by Wendy on the spot.

Storytellers and bards, although players have not heard the full story of the livelihood of these two professions in the game, they are both real talents who can survive.

There is a kind of magic in Wendy's playing. It is not bewitching, but when the skills and emotions reach a certain level, it can easily mobilize the emotions of the audience. Some attentive listeners may even immerse themselves in the stories told by Wendy, forgetting the surrounding environment and their own existence.

Wendy had never seen the Alley Thieves and the Sword Band, but he had met Vanessa, Leggenfind and others thousands of years ago. As an eyewitness to history, he narrated the heroic songs of those shining people for the Angel's Gift.

The true feelings, the ancient feeling that things have changed and the passionate enthusiasm of the heroes in their resistance are all displayed one by one.

Even the indifferent Shen He was moved by the stories told by Wendy and felt deeply their greatness.

Master once said that when danger comes, there will always be someone who stands up and fights. This was also the case in Liyue at that time, such as the dark attack in the Chasm five hundred years ago.

The originally lively Angel Gift fell silent because of Wendy's performance, for fear that their noise would disturb the bard. After the performance, there was no shortage of generous drinkers who offered Charles a few glasses of wine as a gift to Wendy.

Wendy accepted it with a smile on her face.

So, half an hour later, Lin Ye and Shen He looked at Wendy, who was lying on the wooden table with a happy look on her face, with empty cups piled around her.

"Mond's enthusiasm will never change no matter how many years pass." Wendy said with satisfaction.

Lin Ye was speechless when he saw Wendy in such a mess.

How can you protect Mond with your appearance?!

Lin Ye thought with great sorrow.

Speaking of protecting Mondstadt, Lin Ye remembered something that was quite important.

"By the way, Wendy, when I was in the Dragon Ridge Snow Mountain, I saw the corpse of the black dragon Durin. I heard that you and Tevarin killed it together five hundred years ago, but I noticed that people don't mention Tevarin much. Why?"

Lin Ye lowered his voice, walked to Wendy and whispered in his ear.