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The pink-haired girl looked at him with disdain and said mercilessly: "I was afraid that you would not be able to hold back your laughter again, so I asked Kaguya-san to wipe your neck directly. Really, why do you want to laugh when you see me? I'm very funny!"

The general affairs officer looked up and down at the secretary, whose face was covered in ketchup, like a little cat, and couldn't help laughing and said, "It's quite funny, but it's almost... Senior sister, please wipe your face. It may have been touched by accident just now. Don't you feel the smell of food on your face?"

"You!" Fujiwara Chika clenched her fists, glanced at Kaguya who was trying to stop the fight, and said to Xing Yuanhui unhappily, "I can eat as much as I want in a while!"

"No problem." Xing Yuanhui nodded immediately, feeling a little embarrassed.

It is true that I laughed too many times because Fujiwara Chika's lines were so long, but I had to say them, and I also had to pay attention to managing my facial expressions. As a result, my face became more and more uglier every time I repeated it.

The stinkier it gets, the more he wants to laugh, forming a vicious cycle.

If he hadn't just been pinching his thigh, he would have laughed out loud again.

After hearing a satisfactory answer, Fujiwara Chika snorted and pulled her friend away: "Kaguya-san, let's go take a shower!"

Chapter 26 Be Careful Kaguya Shinomiya

In the student union, Ishigami and Shirogane were busy with their own things, one was playing games and the other was studying.

The former wears headphones and stares intently at the movements of the little man on the big screen. When the opponent is not paying attention, he takes down the opponent with a combo.

"Huh!" The accountant breathed a sigh of relief, exhaling the tension and inhaling the happiness.

He shook his wrists to relieve his fatigue and then looked at the clock, wondering: Why hasn't he come in so long? What is the drama department doing?

Ishigami took out his cell phone, but there was no message from his friend, and he didn't know whether he would come to the student union today.

Should I come? The school bags are all here.

While thinking about this and that, the game boy stood up and sat on the sofa, poured himself a glass of water, and chatted: "By the way, President, do you feel that Xingyuan and Senior Fujiwara are getting closer and closer?"

Baiyin stopped writing, looked up and said curiously, "Why are you asking me? In terms of the time we've spent together, you've spent more time together than I have."

After being interrupted like this, Baiyin suddenly lost the motivation to study and leaned back on the sofa thinking about what his right-hand man said.

"It's just for reference. After all, I don't have much experience in getting along with others." Ishigami took a sip of water, looked at the ceiling and thought for a moment, then continued with a look of fear, "And there seems to be a similar atmosphere between you and the vice president, but..."

Ishigami thought about how he finally mustered up the courage to ask the vice president last week.

"Shinomiya-senpai, have you really shared an umbrella with the president? Do you like the president?"

He originally came to ask Xing Yuanhui that day. After all, this general affairs manager could be seen in most of the places where senior Fujiwara could be seen.

Based on the knowledge he gained from the game, Ishigami's intuition told him that these two people were definitely not simple, so he became curious and went to find Xing Yuanhui to verify his guess.

After all, Fujiwara-senpai was always touching him, and no one else got the same treatment.

Even if it was just a joke, it could at least be seen as a reflection of the further development of their relationship.

At that time, facing his doubts, Xing Yuanhui touched his chin and thought deeply for a moment.

Should be... okay? We can only be considered good friends, right? And if she likes me, how could she argue with me every day? She's not an elementary school boy.

Xing Yuanhui, who had never been in a relationship, said, "Really? But I think this relationship is normal. And compared to me, the president is more suspicious, right? I saw them holding umbrellas together when it rained some time ago."

To put it simply, a shared umbrella means two people sharing an umbrella and walking in the rain.

Just think about it, surrounded by cold raindrops, this small world under the umbrella is like your own Noah's Ark.

In order to avoid the rain, you can only approach each other cautiously and be forced to feel each other's presence.

If the wind blows any more...it will almost become a suspension bridge effect.

Therefore, when Ishigami heard what Xing Yuanhui said, he exclaimed: "Really?!"

"Really." Xing Yuanhui didn't lie, but in order to dispel Shi Shang's doubts, the general affairs officer inadvertently dug a hole for his friend, "If you don't believe me, go ask the vice president. But I think this kind of thing is just a gimmick. It's only brought up when it's useful. Otherwise, the proportion of homosexuals in this world is too high."

Then Ishigami went to find Kaguya, and in the end, because Kaguya was stubborn and refused to admit it, Ishigami wanted to take the initiative to talk to Shirogane, and the accountant was almost strangled to death by the vice-president using a combination of the corner of the sofa and paper towels.

……

Ishigami wanted to tell Shirogane about this, but in order to save his life, he promised Senior Shinomiya that he would not tell this, so he is very hesitant now.

On the other side, the president, who was suddenly mentioned, choked and started coughing.

"President?! Are you okay?"

The accountant just stood up and was about to walk to Baiyin's side, but Baiyin, who lowered his head and took a deep breath, immediately waved his hand to stop him.

He reached out to wipe away the tears that had choked him, and quickly moistened his throat with water, only then did he feel better.

Baiyin's forehead was covered with sweat, and he stammered, "Is that so? I think it's okay. Friends should be so close to each other."

Although telling Ishigami that I like Shinomiya will undoubtedly help me, I can't say it!

And if Shinomiya finds out that boys are always acting as her wingmen, she might use them to put me at a disadvantage? !

To be on the safe side, I'll just take it slow...

Just like that, Baiyin convinced himself and nodded his head firmly, saying, "That's right, that's what friends should be like! After all, your relationship with Fujiwara is not as deep as Xingyuan's, but as long as you slowly build up your friendship, I believe she will be as close to you as she is to Xingyuan!"

probably.

"I see..." Ishigami pressed his thumb on his chin, curled his index finger and scratched his lips, nodding silently, it seemed that he believed Baiyin's nonsense.

But he immediately remembered something and asked in confusion: "But Senior Sister Shigong doesn't seem to want to see me. I have joined the student union for a while, but she occasionally looks at me with sharp eyes."

Ishigami hugged his knees and trembled: "Does she think I'm a nuisance? Yes, I play games in the student union every day, so it's inevitable that I will disturb everyone, right? I don't have the strong communication skills like Fujiwara-senpai, nor do I have the invincible power like Xingyuan. I can only settle accounts..."

“No, no, no!” Shirogane immediately raised his hand to stop her, his face horrified, “Ishigami, there’s no need to belittle yourself like this. Accounting is an important job!”

Settling accounts is not an easy task. The moment when the accounts cannot be adjusted after a whole day of work is as terrifying as when a huge truck passes by you while riding a bicycle!

"Sometimes she looks at us with dangerous eyes." Ishigami hugged his shoulders and trembled with fear.

"For example, Fujiwara-senpai, sometimes people look at you as if you were an inferior creature. Xing Yuan is the same, people look at him as if he had stolen something. Even the president will narrow his eyes and stare at you as if he is hunting, right? Didn't the president notice that?"

"How could that kind of thing be possible..." Baiyin thought about it carefully, and seemed to have found something wrong in his memory, and sweat began to appear on his forehead.

It seems to be true! Movie tickets, ask me 20 questions!

Bai Yin shook his head to get rid of all the distracting thoughts, and laughed dryly a few times to confirm his opinion: "Haha, no matter what, everyone can see what kind of person Shi Gong is. Compared with speculation without evidence, it is better to have actual communication..."

At this moment, a figure covered in dark red blood suddenly pushed the door open and fell to the ground just after taking a step forward. One could only tell from his hairstyle, body outline and clothing that he was a male.

But even after just a brief encounter, both of them immediately recognized this all-too-familiar figure—it was the General Affairs Officer!

"Xingyuan!" Ishigami and Baiyin shouted at the same time and quickly stood up and surrounded him.

They worked together to turn Xing Yuanhui's body over, but they only saw him breathing hard with his mouth moving and his pupils almost dilated.

"You, you guys..." The general affairs officer's voice was so small that the president and the accountant couldn't hear it at all.

Ishigami quickly put his ear close to his mouth to try to hear clearly what he was saying, while Baiyin ignored the blood on his body and pressed the victim's chest with the most standard CPR technique.

"What did Xingyuan say?" In a hurry, Baiyin didn't have the leisure to consider whether everything that shouldn't have happened was true. Looking at the accountant whose face suddenly turned pale, he hurriedly asked.

"He, he said..." Ishigami's lips trembled, and he said in horror, "Be careful of Shinomiya Kaguya..."

"What?" Baiyin couldn't believe what he heard and was stunned for a moment.

Just as Baiyin's IQ was regaining the upper hand, a familiar girl with a bow stumbled in from the door.

There was a knife stuck in her chest, blood was all over her body, and she screamed hoarsely: "President...save me..."

Before she could finish her words, because of the way Fujiwara Chika ran, she fell on the carpet and landed on the general manager who was closing his eyes and enjoying the peaceful life.

However, this seemed to be intentional, because Fujiwara Chika even covered Xing Yuanhui's mouth with her hand seemingly unintentionally in order to prevent him from uttering a muffled groan.

You still have some conscience, don't you...

"What the hell just happened?!" Looking at the person he knew lying in a pool of blood, Baiyin successfully let his cerebellum take over the position of his brain, and he couldn't understand what was happening before his eyes.

"President, we must have discovered Senior Shigong's intention, and she is here to silence us!" Ishimian said with a grim face.

"Right~, very sharp, huh?" At some point, Kaguya appeared beside the survivors, smiling sweetly and poking forward, her gentle voice quickly turning sharp, "I'll give you a reward right now!"

Ishigami and Shirogane hugged each other, screaming with their mouths open and eyes closed.

It's Kaguya Shinomiya from the Archery Club! We are doomed!

They didn't notice at all that Kaguya put the knife away.

"Then the prank ends here. I just discussed it with the director of the drama department..."

Before she could finish her words, she was interrupted by Ishigami: "Shinomiya-senpai, please stop carrying more sins!"

Kaguya's face twitched, and thinking of letting them calm down slowly, she continued, "The budget for the drama club..."

"Go and turn yourself in, Shinomiya!" This time it was Shirogane who interrupted. It seemed that they were completely immersed in their own world and were being hunted by the killer Kaguya and couldn't extricate themselves.

The killer sighed, and even the two corpses on the ground looked up at them, intending to wait for them to finish shouting.

"By the way, how come Xingyuan-san's acting skills are suddenly so good?" Fujiwara Chika lay on Xingyuan Teru without any hesitation, supporting her chin with her hands on the ground, not caring at all that her breasts were about to drag on the ground.

"You were laughing frequently before. Could it be that after hearing Kaguya-san initiate the prank, your meridians suddenly became unblocked and you can control your expression freely?"

"You can get off me first." He pushed Fujiwara Chika, then thinking of the brotherhood, Xing Yuanhui said with a wooden face, "...The past is hard to look back on, and I also have sad things."

"Sad things?" Fujiwara Chika leaned slightly, her eyes full of confusion, "Recently, the president has been making lunch boxes for you every day. Is this still a sad thing? Aren't octopus balls delicious?"

There is no such thing as a free lunch in this world. The atrocities he inflicted on me were far worse than the lunch box he prepared for me.

Fortunately, school was over at that time, otherwise Shuchiin would have had another legend - a crooked-headed monster who could hit his own head while playing volleyball.

The two people here ignored the sound of the voices climbing to the top and continued chatting among themselves.

Kaguya stood aside and glanced at them, thinking: Do you like each other or not? If it were me, I would have taken down the president by now, right?

But hearing the tenors' increasingly loud screams, Kaguya finally couldn't help it anymore, and waved her hands and shouted to cover them: "The prank is over! Please listen to me carefully!"

She poked the prop knife into the wall, and the tip of the knife instantly folded and deformed.

They immediately stopped shouting, stared blankly at the soft knife, and then looked stupidly at the three people who were chuckling because of their appearance.

"Yeah." Xing Yuanhui pushed Fujiwara Chika several more times, but she refused to get up and insisted on seeing how long their tenor could last, so he could only say on the ground, "The prank is over, we are fine."

Seeing that both of them had explained, Fujiwara Chika also consciously propped herself up with her arms and stood up, brushing off the dust while saying, "Oh, I didn't expect you guys could shout for so long. I have some connections with the people in the performance club. Would you like to consider being a vocal accompanist? Tenors are hard to find."

The two people who had already created the suspension bridge effect looked at their friend who had come back to life, then turned their heads and looked at each other in bewilderment. Suddenly, a bubble of embarrassment rolled around the student union.

After five minutes, the bubbles were eliminated.

"So, after you were played around by the director in the drama club, you felt that there was some resentment in your hearts that you couldn't get rid of, so you borrowed the performance costumes and came back to give us a surprise?" Ishigami crossed his arms, directly extracted the connotation of the three sinners' words, and said it in a bad way.

He sat on the same couch with Shirogane, while the three criminal gang members sat on the other side.

Xing Yuanhui, who was next to Fujiwara Chika, expressed his dissatisfaction: "We didn't say that!"

The pink-haired girl stood on the same side as the general affairs officer this time and nodded repeatedly: "That's right!"

"As prisoners, you should listen carefully to what Officer Ishigami says. It's not your turn to speak yet!" Baiyin said seriously, rarely.

How can I make the image of my screaming girl disappear from Shigong's mind after you guys do this? What crime should I be punished for?

Kaguya covered her head and thought, why don't you let these two fragile teenagers who have embarrassed themselves in public vent their anger and then choke them?

But it doesn't matter. The vice president snapped his fingers, Xing Yuanhui and Fujiwara Chika looked at each other, then got up and went to the corner outside the door to bring something in.

The interrogator's nose immediately twitched as he smelled the scent before seeing it.

"What is this?" Ishigami suddenly felt his stomach growling. He had shouted too loudly just now.

"Cake, can't you see it or smell it?" Xing Yuanhui took out the desserts from the boxes.

"Although I didn't use them specifically to apologize to you..." Fujiwara Chika placed the ones she liked the most in front of herself first, "But it can be considered a coincidence."

Kaguya smiled and apologized, "At least it can be considered as our apology."

Baiyin and Ishigami were silent for a long time, but finally their hunger could not resist the temptation of food, and they silently reached out to the table.

"I'm gonna start now……"

In a sense, I forgive them, right?

Seeing this, Kaguya nodded with satisfaction and made an excuse to make tea.