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After she came back with the tea tray, Kaguya ignored Shirogane who was exclaiming to Hoshibuchi Teru and Fujiwara Chika, "This tool is amazing." Kaguya walked straight to Ishigami and whispered, "I'm glad you kept that secret, Ishigami-san. Keeping your mouth shut is a virtue."

She put down the tea tray, silently picked up the prop soft knife, lightly touched the left chest of the stone, and smiled: "If you say it, it's not something that a toy knife can solve."

Ishigami's eyes widened, and the image of the killer Kaguya was completely imprinted in his mind.

Chapter 27: Do you have a penis?

Here in the Student Union of Shuchiin, something wonderful is happening.

Who is telling dirty jokes in this sacred school? Oh! It is our purest angel (totally impossible), Chika Fujiwara.

The Chaos Demon spoke obscene words without regard for her image just because it could make her good friend Kaguya laugh in front of her.

"Ding ding~, ding ding~." The pink girl, who was once a rising star in the music industry, has even composed a song and is happily singing the lullaby of "life" loudly.

Outside the door, the three boys who were about to push the door open fell silent upon hearing the noise.

"Hahahaha!" The daughter of the Shinomiya family, who used to be dignified and elegant, and whose words were full of cultivation, was now laughing wildly without restraint, like a flood that could not be stopped. She could only hold her breath and force herself to surrender to her "good girlfriend".

But her "best friend" ignored her because she had finally achieved an achievement in life. For Fujiwara Chika, who liked to see Kaguya laugh, she even wanted to pick up her old tricks and add more spice to the jokes that would make Kaguya laugh. How could she possibly stop on her own initiative?

As everyone knows, Kaguya in junior high school is known as the Cold Princess, and to this day, the number of people who can normally talk to her is less than two-digit.

Although Princess Kaguya is much gentler now than the stern-faced Princess Kaguya in the past, it is still a very rare thing to see her smile, let alone laugh so hard that she falls over.

At least, apart from the personal guards, Fujiwara, who has been with Kaguya Shinomiya for the longest time, has never seen such a scene.

Ah~, there is really an inexplicable sense of pleasure! Seeing Kaguya-san like this, no wonder Mengye always reads books like "The Technology of the Cage" and "How to Preserve Something for a Long Time". Feelings are really useful! I also want to preserve this scene.

Fujiwara Chika is now like a cultivator who is forced to practice evil cultivation due to desperation, or a fisherman who has been idle for many years. After accidentally coming into contact with the "forbidden" power, he can no longer extricate himself and has taken the initiative to approach the quagmire!

Therefore, the best friend’s response was simply: “Ding Ding.”

"No, no! Stop it! Fujiwara-san, please don't go on! How many times do you want? Stop talking about Ding Ding!" Kaguya laughed so hard that her whole body was shaking. She subconsciously covered her stomach with her hands, her face was flushed in an intriguing way, and there were even drops of crystal tears flashing in the corners of her eyes.

For a health and physical education beginner like Kaguya, the power of hearing a dirty joke for the first time was simply too strong.

It doesn't matter who it is! The president, Ishigami, Xingyuan, or anyone else! Anyway, come to the student council and save me!

No one could hear the inner cries of the black-haired girl. All everyone could hear was the devilish laughter of King Leib in Ultraman Taro coming out of the young lady's mouth.

Ishigami and Shirogane looked at Xing Yuanhui who was holding the door handle. The latter was shocked and felt their gazes, and shook his head at them in amazement.

Why are you looking at me?! Although I did spend quite a bit of time with Fujiwara Chika, I still wouldn't do something like this!

He quietly loosened the door handle, making sure there was no sound, and returned to the group of stunned boys without saying a word. He looked out the window at the sound of birds and flowers, and said woodenly, "This has nothing to do with me. This kind of..."

XXY chromosomes? Could that legendary species really exist? Help her out!

"Now I can say that I was corrupted by the secretary, right?" Xing Yuanhui's mind suddenly flashed with the scene of the boys chatting, and he babbled to defend himself, "It's confirmed, she and I are brothers!"

Great! I finally don't have to explain to Ishigami the relationship between me and Fujiwara-senpai! That's right! We are brothers, just like you, Ishigami!

The General Affairs Office is in chaos, but which of the three people here can remain calm?

"This..." Ishigami's face began to turn red. He remembered that the three major desires of this creature seemed very...!

The accountant who had been deeply involved in the field of the second dimension for many years murmured, "It seems to be true, but Xingyuan, you have to be more careful and spend less time alone with Senior Fujiwara, otherwise it will be too dangerous."

After saying that, he silently took out a tissue from his bag and wiped the blood from his nose without saying a word.

"..." Baiyin stared at the ceiling for a long time with a wooden face, his heart broken, and murmured, "Pervert? Slut?"

Shinomiya is actually this kind of person? Impossible? Maybe it's just another misunderstanding?

He thought about the various misunderstandings he had with Sigong in recent days and felt that this was a more practical idea.

Maybe these two words just tickled her funny bone, so Fujiwara-san was using this to play a prank on her.

Baiyin used one hand as a hammer and the other as an anvil to knock on the door, then cautiously pressed against the door, hoping to hear more valuable information.

It must be what I guessed! Otherwise, what on earth was the purpose of my behavior over the past year?! My love, my feelings!

Therefore, Baiyin suppressed his fear and listened attentively.

Seeing this, Shi Shang asked Xing Yuanhui: "What should we do? Do you want to listen?"

From his point of view, leaving might be a better option.

For Xingyuan or the president, after hearing these words, they could still calmly face the embarrassment from inside out and talk to the vice president and the secretary.

But I can't do that! My nose started bleeding before I even entered. If they saw me in this situation, I would faint!

Xing Yuanhui glanced at the president's face. Although he didn't show it directly, the urgency in his eyes was clearly exposed.

The general affairs officer nodded firmly, patted Shi Shang's shoulder and said, "Since the president has made the decision, as friends we should support him."

Moreover, such exciting things may not be seen again in the future. Even if it is a misunderstanding, the performance effect is worth the price of the ticket.

Compared to the other side of the door, the motorcycle self-study guide in the bag is so boring.

After reaching a consensus, the two of them followed Baiyin's example, quietly walked to the door and put their ears to it, afraid of missing any conversation.

In the student union room, ambiguous and disturbing words were still being heard.

"Kaguya-san's reaction is really great! I'm really happy to see you smile. Kaguya-san, would you consider coming to this world? You'll be very happy!" Fujiwara Chika pointed her finger and said with a smile.

She had no intention of restraining herself at all. She had realized that this was the only chance in her life to make Kaguya laugh out loud. If she missed this opportunity, she would never have it again. She planned to see it all in one go.

"I don't want it! Such a dirty thing!" Kaguya resisted after finally catching her breath and regaining her strength.

"You've been happy so many times (referring to being amused), it won't matter if it happens one or two more times!" Fujiwara Chika said happily with a smile.

The daughter of the Shinomiya family still refused to obey, even though she was beginning to lose her sitting position and was about to slide to the ground: "No!"

Seeing that she refused to obey, Fujiwara Chika took out her three axes without hesitation: "Ding Ding!"

"Haaa! Fujiwara-san, stop bullying me with Ding Ding!"

Then, under the constant whispering of the pink devil, the daughter of the Shinomiya family, the most beautiful girl in Shuchiin, laughed wildly and couldn't help herself.

It seems like it is really like the R18 comic... even the lines are almost the same...

Looking at the president who was almost broken, with empty eyes, kneeling on the ground and making wonderful bubbling sounds, Xing Yuanhui sighed and said softly: "President, please don't doubt that this is your influence. I am sure that all actions come from the heart of Senior Fujiwara. There is no need to punish yourself because of her."

The general affairs officer thought that the president was depressed because the student union members could no longer serve as good representatives and were failing in their duties.

Yeah, there are actually people like this in the student union. What’s the difference between this and a fat guy with a hypnosis app appearing on the girls’ campus?

At this point, I can no longer shout for you, Fujiwara-senpai...

Xing Yuanhui was like the protagonist in the story who found out that his closest friend was a villain. He made the decision with a heart-wrenching pain.

"Yes, yes." Ishigami put his hand on Shirogane's shoulder. He heard that this would let people in urgent need of help know that he was not alone, so he chimed in, "At least for us, you are the best student council president."

Baiyin held the accountant's wrist, tears in his eyes.

Even though they seem to have misunderstood something, it doesn’t matter, I still have two good friends!

"Then let's go, at least for today... I want to take a break." Baiyin turned his head to look at the blue sky and said with relief.

I don't want to listen to what is said inside anymore. For a 17-year-old teenager, it is too cruel. Even if it is a misunderstanding, let's wait until tomorrow.

The two of them helped up the president, who looked like he was burning out and was in black and white. After exchanging glances, they planned to take him to the arcade to have some fun.

In the end, games are the only thing that won't betray us...

Suddenly, a passerby who came to the Student Union for help scratched his head and said, "Huh? President? Why are you all standing outside the Student Union? Is today's event over?"

Huh?! Someone!

The three of them completed their division of labor within milliseconds. Ishigami turned on the ringtone of his cell phone through his pants, pretending to be looking for a phone while preventing outsiders from hearing the sounds coming from the student union; Xing Yuanhui quickly knocked on the door and broke it down, intending to immediately control all activities inside the room; Baiyin stood aside, covering the general affairs operation while speaking out to contain the others and asked:

"Tanuma-san, what's up today?" In front of ordinary students, Shirogane quickly entered the business state of the student council president and asked loudly.

Tanuma noticed that there seemed to be a lot of people in the student union today, including some strangers.

But it's not a confession, so it shouldn't be a problem to tell them, right?

After thinking it through, he slowly said, "It's like this, I..."

Turning the camera to the interior, after Xing Yuanhui broke into the student union, he saw Fujiwara Chika holding up two index fingers and dancing a mysterious ritual dance, while the usually dignified vice-president sat on the ground with his head buried in the sofa, trying his best not to laugh out loud.

Xingyuan!? The pink-haired girl exclaimed in her heart.

With the presence of the opposite sex, Fujiwara Chika finally reflected on her actions.

But there was only one thing - she was thinking how fun it would be if Xing Yuanhui joined her team.

As my good friend, you will accompany me, right?

With this thought in mind, Fujiwara Chika said, "Xingyuan-san, you..."

The alert general affairs officer saw that the situation was not as serious as the three had guessed, and heaved a sigh of relief and immediately informed them: "A guest is coming, please receive him well first."

After all, now is not the time to ask her if she has anything underneath her. Besides, the girl's uniform is a skirt, maybe...

After seeing Xing Yuanhui and faintly hearing the president's voice outside the door, Kaguya finally understood the women in the movies who folded their hands and looked at the heroes in admiration - you are finally here!

Kaguya quickly adjusted her expression, covered her stomach which was aching from laughing, leaned back on the sofa to recover her strength, and gave Fujiwara Chika a fierce look.

Really! Even if you are my friend from junior high school, you can't be so willful!

Fujiwara, deduct five points!

After she quickly made her inner judgment on the secretary, the president led Tanuma in.

Smelling the fresh air as always, Baiyin felt relieved and finally spoke with some confidence: "Tanuma-san, there are a lot of people in the student union today. If you mind, it might be better to come back for consultation next time."

We are very grateful that you came to the Student Union for consultation and allowed us to come in and check out the situation by accident, but with so many people here, the title of love guru that I didn't give up last time to save my face is in danger!

"It's okay! I'm ready!" Tanuma clenched his fists, determined to get the wisdom of the student council today.

After Tanuma explained the whole story.

What? This is quite hot, but why are you here for this? If the girl isn't clamoring to break up, then don't ask how to hold hands! The girls thought.

The boys were stunned when they heard this, and their eyes began to wander, not knowing how to respond.

How would I know about this? I have never held a girl's hand, Xing Yuanhui and Bai Yin thought.

Only Ishigami stared at Tanuma who was smiling the whole time with a resentful look - are you here to show off!

"What suggestions does everyone have?" Tanuma asked with shining eyes, looking at the five people with anticipation.

"It would be fine if we just held hands." Fujiwara Chika had just taken out her love detective hat, but she took it off after hearing this.

Is this all there is to a guy’s consultation? Not half as pure as a girl’s!

Tanuma laughed dryly and said softly, "I'm just shy, and holding hands is also a manifestation of the further warming of feelings, right? Holding hands in ordinary places is not good, right? And every time I think about this, my hands will keep sweating."

"Why don't we rent a yacht, watch the sunset sinking into the water at sea, and then hook each other's fingers with your fingers?" Because Xing Yuanhui himself is a fisherman, he casually said a scene that might be rare for city dwellers.

Ishigami added sourly, "As for sweaty hands, you can go to the hospital for treatment. It's not a serious illness."

"I think what they said is right." Baiyin summarized, "What do you think?"

Kaguya now felt her throat was unusually tired, so she just drank water and didn't make any sound.

"It seems pretty good." Tanuma was somewhat tempted, but he hesitated and said, "But I can't come up with so much pocket money all at once, yacht rental, hand sweat surgery..."

"Is that so?" The president nodded, then said suddenly after a pause, "Then go work!"

"Eh? Me?" Tanuma pointed at himself. From his expression, it seemed that he had never worked part-time before.

Baiyin confirmed, "That's right! Part-time job! I just calculated that if you want to achieve everything I just mentioned, then you only need forty days! It's almost summer vacation, so I can recommend it to you."

No, it's okay not to work part-time, right? Or rather, why should I work part-time? Kaguya looked at the workaholic Shirogane in silence.

But when she saw him, she remembered the evil words that Fujiwara Chika had taught her countless times, and her face turned slightly red.

If you invite me, I can agree...

At the moment when Kaguya entered the fantasy time, Fujiwara Chika sighed and said in a rare and reliable way: "There is no need to make such trouble. There is no other way except to work hard!"

The president waved his hand and retorted: "Efforts are... too perfunctory, right?"

"I'm not being perfunctory!" Fujiwara Chika shouted with her eyes closed. "I was so nervous that my hands were sweating. I was obviously very shy, but but! I still tried my best to hold each other's hands. Isn't this wonderful!"

She continued: "Rather than preparing a memory that will be unforgettable for a lifetime, why not use the time you spend working to accompany your lover? Do you want to spend the entire summer working?"

At least I really want to do it, but it can't be repetitive work, Xing Yuanhui thought.

Tanuma was shocked. He lowered his head and looked at his hands, muttering, "So that's what I'm missing..."