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"Yes!" Seeing that he was deeply inspired, Fujiwara Chika proudly said with her hands on her hips, "Please reflect on yourself!"

Bai Yin opened his mouth and asked, "What about working?"

As a working emperor, this is blasphemy!

"Of course not!" Fujiwara Chika said firmly.

"Eh!" Baiyin, who regarded working as the ultimate solution, was frightened.

After seeing off Tanuma, who had obtained the true scriptures and was full of ambition, Xing Yuanhui finally found an opportunity to ask a question that had been bothering him.

"Um..." His eyes were vague, and he was mentally prepared to be scolded for his extremely offensive question, but he was really curious whether this legendary gender really existed.

After all, the mumbling on Senior Sister Bow Tie’s chest doesn’t look fake.

"Do you have a dick?"

"Ah?" Fujiwara Chika tilted her head, her brain still not reacting.

Chapter 28: Sister Control and Domestic Violence

The life of the Student Union remains as peaceful as ever. Only in extraordinary events will someone step forward to take charge of the situation.

But outside of extraordinary events...let's leave everything to Secretary Fujiwara. She has the strongest soul among all the student council members in our class (referring to causing trouble).

Now is the time. Today she is jumping around with a book, and everyone knows that the happier Fujiwara Chika is, the more messed up things become.

"There is a cage in front of you. Please guess how many cats are inside?" She smiled and gestured with her fingers, as if describing the size of the cage.

The vice president and the accountant who were sorting documents were attracted by Fujiwara Chika's movements. The latter was shocked when he saw the expected smile on the former's mouth.

Should I tell Xingyuan and the others about my discovery? But will Senior Sigong kill me if I do this?

Today, Ishigami is also fighting for his life.

Shirogane pulled himself away from the student council president's business and looked up at Secretary Fujiwara, who was smiling broadly, and felt something was wrong.

“…What is this abstract question for?” Although I can’t explain it clearly, every time I have this premonition it is often confirmed.

After saying that, just to be on the safe side, Baiyin lightly nudged Xing Yuanhui, who was reciting questions beside him, and forcibly pulled him back to the real world.

Secretary Fujiwara would never let him go anyway. The trouble-making duo were always inseparable, so it wouldn't be that much of a bother.

When the general affairs officer turned his head to find out who was calling him, Baiyin just raised his chin slightly to make him pay attention to the pink-haired girl who had been waiting for a long time on the sofa opposite.

Seeing that everyone's attention was on her, Fujiwara Chika curled her lips and said enthusiastically: "It's a psychological test! I borrowed it from the library!"

Then she proudly gestured with her hand like a pistol, closed her left eye, and pointed it at Xing Yuanhui, very confidently: "Through this question, I may be able to infer your deep psychological state very intuitively! Xing Yuan, do you want to give it a try? And the president too!"

"You want to infer my mental state from just one question? How can the wall of your heart be so thin?" Xing Yuanhui clipped the pen into the book, closed it, pressed his forehead and sighed.

I guess this is another book written by some bored person from somewhere who strung together some seemingly related questions and answers that are actually far-fetched?

However, if this kind of books can continue to appear in the market like mushrooms after rain, perhaps there must be some underlying reasons that I have never understood?

But my greatest achievement is probably still providing topics for friends to chat about, just like what I am doing now.

When he was about to interview Fujiwara Chika about why she was interested in this book, he looked up and caught a glimpse of the senior's intense gaze fixed on him.

...It feels like something is burning. Your gaze is too hot, isn't it?

Do you want me to answer the question so much? Xing Yuanhui hesitated and said, "One?"

It seems that if I don't answer, it will be troublesome. And I have never seen cats in cages except in pet stores. They are all alone.

"What about the president?" Fujiwara Chika turned to the president with the book in her hand and used the same old trick.

Baiyin thought about it again and again, then said hesitantly, "Nine."

At his grandfather's house in the countryside, Baiyin once saw a kitten giving birth to its kittens.

"Oh!" The secretary smiled wickedly and said excitedly, "This represents the number of children you want! The president wants nine, so that he can have many children and grandchildren!"

Okay, that looks a little more far-fetched than I thought.

But it's true. Compared to reasoning, Fujiwara is the type who would cry out loudly, "My friends never bring me up when they talk about love, saying that I will step on all the landmines."

So why would she bring a serious psychology book? It must be related to love.

Hehe, why not just embarrass her? After the Tintin Adventures a few days ago, I have never seen Fujiwara-senpai so popular!

Steam would come out of her head! Not to mention, the air was filled with a moist scent, a lovely smell similar to that of a baby, not yet milky.

"Who said that? I clearly thought..." Xing Yuanhui's sinful words were drowned out by Cheng Yaojin's exclamation before he could finish.

"Amazing! It's exactly what I thought!" Baiyin's hand holding the pen trembled slightly. "I, I did think about how great it would be if my children could form a baseball team..."

Xing Yuanhui was stunned: Baseball team? Do you want Nine Dragons to pull the coffin?

Nine people! That's too many! Kaguya held her stomach, not knowing what to do.

Hugging me on a stone in the corner of the student union - why is the vice president like this? Is she going to eat me?!

"See? I told you that this test can perfectly infer a person's deep psychology!" Fujiwara Chika put her hands on her hips and looked proud, as if she could see stars twinkling around her.

You hit the jackpot by accident! The general affairs officer complained in his heart.

"...Why don't you comment on me? I haven't thought about having children. Isn't it too early to think about this?"

Xing Yuanhui thought it over again and again, and felt that if he couldn't quell the secretary's arrogance, he would inevitably fall into her rhythm today.

But this was what he didn't want to see - she was a nervous person. As the saying goes, a gentleman is not good under a dangerous wall. Xing Yuanhui planned to push down the dangerous wall.

"Because it's normal." Fujiwara Chika narrowed her eyes, "and who knows if you got angry because you were guessed and said something wrong on purpose."

Seeing that the general affairs director was speechless, the vice president who had planned this book clenched her fist and shouted for her best friend: "Very good, Fujiwara-san!" Just keep asking questions!

Fujiwara Chika pouted and continued, "Why don't we continue? This way you'll know if this test is effective! Everyone together!"

Finally she looked at Kaguya and Ishigami, trotted over to them and dragged them over to the sofa.

Still can't escape? But it doesn't matter, it's still within the plan! Kaguya thought.

"Listen carefully. Imagine you are walking down a dark path and someone suddenly taps you on the shoulder from behind. Who do you think that person is?"

Fujiwara Chika buried her face in the book, otherwise her smirk might reveal extra information.

"Yes..." Xing Yuanhui just raised his hand and was interrupted again.

"No clues, this is a psychological test, not a brain teaser." Fujiwara Chika interrupted ruthlessly.

Very good, you can answer the question quickly.

Xing Yuanhui closed his eyes slightly and began to think about the answer to this question.

This is all in plan. Kaguya turned to look at Fujiwara Chika and said with a smile, "I think it's Fujiwara-san."

“Gah!” The secretary made a sound as if his neck was grabbed and said hesitantly, “Me, me, me?!”

After hesitating for a moment, Fujiwara Chika began to hold Kaguya's hand and laugh, looking extremely happy.

Seeing the expression of the person in charge of the answer, a flash of inspiration came to the general affairs officer's mind, and Baiyin also seemed to be thinking about something.

Ishigami was the only one who was honestly imagining that scene.

In a dark cemetery, the faint light of the moon was reflected on the bare tree trunks, crows were startled by the footsteps and cried, and the dilapidated door of the house creaked.

And he was running in this desolate wilderness, avoiding the mysterious man behind him.

Just as he was wondering why there was no movement behind him and turned around to look, a red light appeared in front of him and said, "Why are you running, Ishigami-san?"

“Aaaah!” In the dark red fantasy, Ishigami was pierced through the heart by a sharp knife, and he said tremblingly, “The person I’m thinking of is… Shinomiya-senpai.”

"Me?" Kaguya was surprised.

I really didn't expect that Ishigami-san actually didn't notice me... at all!

Is he hiding from me because he's shy? I'm sorry, I thought you were a good kid...

At some unknown place, Ishigami was thrown away.

not right...

Looking at the secretary's sly smile, Baiyin and Xing Yuanhui looked at each other and frowned.

[I can’t answer honestly here!] Xing Yuanhui raised his eyebrows and started an encrypted conversation.

Baiyin kept blinking——[Tell me about a person who will never have any accidents! ]

The two nodded slightly, not caring whether the other party understood what they said or not, and thought of their own words.

"My...sister." Baiyin hesitated and said uncertainly.

If the answer really points to the person I like, I shouldn't be looked down upon as a sister complex if I hesitate a little, right?

Coming to Xing Yuanhui's side, this man was about to start arguing with Fujiwara Chika.

“No one can tap me on the shoulder without me knowing, so what’s the point of this question?”

Instead of calling her sister, it’s better to just roll around and act like a spoiled brat!

Fujiwara Chika's radical resistance caused dissatisfaction, and she argued: "It's just a question, haven't you ever been scared when someone tapped your shoulder?"

...It seems like you are the only one who pats my shoulder from time to time like a good brother. Shirogane and Ishigami are still relatively polite.

But I didn't jump out of shock. I didn't know how many times you followed me secretly. I just didn't want to pay attention to you.

Based on this, Xing Yuanhui nodded and said, "That's right! That's right! If I really encounter this, I will elbow him first and then knock him down!"

Hearing this, Fujiwara Chika announced the answer in a very boring manner: "The person who patted your shoulder is hinting at who you like, the sister complex and the domestic violence man."

Not to mention the ashamed Baiyin and the dissatisfied Xing Yuanhui, Shishang on the side was about to die quietly.

He clutched his chest, marveling at the way his chest tightened every time he saw Senior Shinomiya. Was this love?

...Bullshit! Is this fear! ?

"Everyone, I might have Stockholm syndrome, don't call me later..."

After saying this, in order to fill the gap in his fright, Ishigami put on his headphones and began to lose consciousness.

Fujiwara Chika stared at the accountant curled up on the sofa and said angrily, "He ran away again."

"Isn't that the problem with your book?" Xing Yuanhui complained, "And why do you keep asking questions? You have to answer the questions too!"

"Don't deny the whole book because of a small mistake!" The two started arguing again. Fujiwara Chika said angrily, "Okay! In this case, since I have read the whole book, let's find questions on the Internet!"

Hearing this, Kaguya’s face turned pale.

Without giving her time to redeem herself, Fujiwara Chika stared at the search results on her phone page and said happily, "This one is cute, let's take this one!"

The secretary said loudly: "You are now in a flower garden. The owner of the flower garden says you can take any flowers you like. How many will you take?"

After she finished speaking, she even glanced at Xing Yuanhui and snorted, "I don't know the answer this time, and you can't play tricks like you did just now. You have to answer seriously!"

She pointed her finger to warn the dishonest general manager, and without dodging, she planned to be the first to answer.

"As for flowers, I can't fit too many in my suitcase..." Fujiwara Chika fully considered her own preferences when traveling, "I will choose one or two that I particularly like and take them back to make specimens."

I can take it back and decorate it next to that thing! I have prepared so many memories, but when will he show up?

Fujiwara Chika shook the thoughts out of her mind and turned to Kaguya again, her eyes sparkling.

But never mind, this is the key point now!

Am I next? This, this...

"...I'll probably take a big bouquet of flowers. Someone at home will ask me to take it back..."

As soon as she finished speaking, Kaguya regretted speaking her true thoughts.

No, I have to search for the answer. Otherwise, if I get the answer wrong, I will be shooting myself in the foot today!

"That's very much like Kaguya-san's style." Fujiwara Chika turned to the boys and asked quickly, "President, Xingyuan-san, how much will you take?"

I'll just give a general answer here, since it's not a direct question.

"If you want to take them for free, find a big truck to take away all the flowers you can take away! Then sell them or distribute them. But even a truck may not be able to reflect my desire to take them all away."

Once upon a time, Baiyin earned a day's food money by picking up roses from the trash can on Christmas Eve.