Order French fries at Shuchiin

From then on, he became very interested in this kind of no-cost business.

Can't express the feeling of wanting to take it away?! Behind the Millennium Eye is the blushing vice-president.

"How utilitarian!" Fujiwara Chika commented, "What about Xingyuan-san?"

"I don't want any of them. It's best to leave them in the garden." Xing Yuanhui waved his hand. "Even if you get permission, flowers still look best when they gather into a sea of flowers, right? Why take them away?"

After that, in order to drag one more person into the water to share the possible harm, he shook the stone and said, "Don't pretend to sleep, it's your turn, I know you are listening."

"Uh..." Ishigami glanced at his friend sideways, paused, and said from the perspective of the son of a florist, "I am the same as Xingyuan. My mother loves flowers. You have also seen them at my house. Although I have given them away as gifts, I still couldn't bear to pick them when I picked them."

"Now that I put it that way, I understand." The pink-haired senior realized that she lost in the flower-loving aspect. After laughing, she announced the answer, "Oh! The number of flowers you pick shows how much you adore your sweetheart."

Before she finished her words, Kaguya began to sweat as she couldn't figure out how to properly snatch Fujiwara's phone.

It's bad! We were just shy just now, but now they know what the answer means, what should we do? !

Xing Yuanhui stroked his chin and thought: "In this case, I, Ishigami, and Fujiwara-senpai picked so few flowers because we don't have anyone we like?"

"That should be it?" Ishigami breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed that his symptoms were not serious. "But if so, doesn't that mean that the president and vice president...!"

"…There's something fishy going on!" Fujiwara Chika waved her hand, and two thugs came forward and surrounded the officers together with her. "Those who confess will be treated leniently, while those who resist will be treated severely! Let's talk openly!"

five minutes later.

We must not let these three people know! The two people who were being praised for their superiority thought.

Chapter 29 Because They Really Have Sacks

The last yellow old leaf on the branch was replaced by a new tender bud, which drifted with the wind and kept moving with the movement of the air flow.

If there is a kind of bird that is destined to kiss the earth that gave birth to it only on the day it dies, then from the moment this old leaf falls from the branch, the flow of the long river of time has never been so clear.

At this last moment, the tiny creatures living in its mere few centimeters could not help but sigh at what they saw on campus: it was so nice that everyone was in groups.

As the saying goes, spring is here, and it is another season when all things come back to life and animals mate.

But for humans, the most suitable season for humans to release hormones is the period when summer is about to arrive but is blocked by a thin wall.

At least for the discipline committee members, there is nothing that needs their attention more than the rapidly increasing number of student couples at this time.

At the scene, a petite figure with twin ponytails was lowering her head to teach a young man with a buzz cut a lesson. In the distance, there were two girls, one was apologizing to the person next to her with a red face, while the other raised her big glasses and remained silent.

Although the young man was not convinced, he was still staring stubbornly, trying to intimidate the dwarf who was not even as tall as his chest. However, considering that his arms were tied behind his back and his neck was being held, any action would be in vain.

"Really? Even though the teachers are now pretending not to see anything about male-female relationships, in order to adapt to the changing times, we can still give you some leniency, but as students of Shuchi Academy, you should at least know that some behaviors cannot be put on the table!"

The one roaring is the [Discipline Committee’s Little Lion]—Iino-san.

It is said that he got this name because he was too short, but he was always on the front line to enforce school rules, and his voice was very loud when he taught.

Well, at least it's better than the [Corgi that only knows how to hide and bark behind you]. Although it's still not liked by classmates, at least the title is a lot more impressive.

Xing Yuanhui was thinking about the rumors about Iino herself that Ishigami revealed.

Although he was distracted, his hands were still as strong as steel, and he held the young man's hand motionless.

Iino was just getting angry because a couple was trying to escape by relying on their body functions, and when he felt he could not catch up with them and was getting anxious, two student council members who did not want to reveal their names suddenly appeared and captured the man who relied on the fact that he was on the track and field club.

Shi Shang was gloating on the side - with the great god Xingyuan here, who would dare to act rashly!

When Iino finally finished teaching him a lesson and was panting without saying anything, the otaku who hated couples even broke through his own character! He dared to put on a face on the side: "How do you feel now? How do you feel?"

“… Ishigami, you will be punished for this, right?” Xing Yuanhui raised his chin, not naming anyone, but there was no need to explain who he was talking about.

You are a member of the student union, brother. Even if this couple doesn’t know you, the discipline committee member must know you.

"I'm so sorry!" The woman came over and apologized frantically on behalf of her boyfriend, her tone urgent, "He just got a little carried away because his long-distance running performance has improved recently! I'll teach him a lesson with you guys later, but can you let him go now? He looks miserable!"

Hearing this, Xing Yuanhui finally loosened his grip and no longer treated him like a prisoner.

But this guy was really good at acting. Although he was slowly retracting his strength, he staggered and knelt in front of his girlfriend. The scene was very similar to when Mitsui Hisashi told Coach Anzai that he wanted to play basketball.

"Xiaoya, don't worry about me. A runner should grit his teeth and persevere in the face of setbacks until he is completely transformed, just like an eagle that replaces its beak and grows new feathers and claws. I..."

The four people standing by watched this cheap melodrama for five minutes, until Iino and Ishigami couldn't stand it anymore and stepped forward to stop his behavior.

"...Anyway, that's it! Let's go to the Discipline Committee Office later! Please reflect on your behavior!"

Iino put her hands on her hips and finished her words. She looked at the other discipline committee members who came to help and took away the two couples who had been showing their affection all over the school. Only then did she have time to thank the two student council members.

"Really? How can a relationship change people so much..." Iino complained quietly, then bowed and thanked him solemnly, "Thank you very much for Xingyuan's help. I am so sorry that I have delayed you for a long time. If the student council president wants you to apologize for being late, please let me know and I will help explain it to you!"

It's not a big delay. If I had to apologize for being late, I would have quit the student union long ago. But it seemed like those two guys were targeting you?

Xing Yuanhui recalled the deliberately exaggerated language and expressions of the two people after seeing Iino - they probably regarded you as the interest of life, and would dangle in front of you from time to time to experience the suspension bridge effect.

I don't believe there are such stupid descendants of the rich and powerful in this world! And the performance, this athlete can recite such lines without any preparation? There must be something fishy going on!

"It doesn't have to be so heavy..." Xing Yuanhui scratched his head, thought about it and decided not to talk about the phenomenon he observed. He said casually, "But if possible, can the height of the barricades at the school gate be lowered a little? I feel like the lifting pole seems to be getting higher and higher."

There were a few times when I accidentally rubbed the rear tire against the pole and it hurt so much, but it doesn’t matter if I just fall down, just don’t damage my car!

"I'm afraid that won't work." The upright discipline committee member looked directly at Xing Yuanhui and said, "That's for you, because you always arrive at school in seconds, even to the point of being late by milliseconds, and the teachers are very dissatisfied."

Recently, some people have been trying to achieve extreme achievements by clocking in seconds, so the physical education teachers came up with an idea. They thought that since this kid is so good at having fun, why not let him have more fun, and then gradually increase the difficulty for you to see where your limit is.

I have to say that the physical education teachers still love talents. Even though they knew who it was, they still didn't inform Xing Yuanhui to go to the office.

Maybe one day when Xing Yuanhui can no longer jump over the railing with his bicycle, the physical education teachers will come to accept him as a disciple...

"So! Please Xingyuan..." Just when Iino was about to use this incident to tell him the benefits of being late, the docile kitten in front of his friends was dragged away by the big Buddha who had always acted as a transparent person.

"The work of the Discipline Committee has not been completed yet. Let's wait for next time to preach." The Buddha said coldly.

Looking at the little lion who kept repeating "I can walk by myself", Xing Yuanhui shrugged and took his schoolbag back from Ishigami.

On the way to the student union, he asked, "Why don't you tell her that I helped you because you asked me to?"

"No." Ishigami waved his hand, "Anyway, you are the one who made the move, and I have my own selfish motives."

Selfish? Xing Yuanhui stroked his chin and glanced at Shi Shang suspiciously.

So you know so much about Iino's title and the meaning of the story behind it, is it because of your selfish motives?

Ishigami got goosebumps from his friend's gaze, and he quickly explained, "It's just because I don't like couples, don't think too much about it!"

"I haven't said anything yet, don't be impatient." Xing Yuanhui chuckled and shook his head, put his hands on the back of his head, and walked in front without paying attention to Ishigami's constant excuses.

……

"So, it's not what you think. I really asked you for help simply because I can't catch anyone myself!" Ishigami scratched his head and finally understood the torture that Xing Yuanhui had gone through when he had to explain to him the relationship between himself and Fujiwara Chikaka last time.

There is clearly nothing! Don't slander someone's innocence out of thin air!

Xing Yuanhui pushed Shi Shang's face without hesitation, making him face Bai Yin, and said, "I have tasted enough, you go and trouble the president."

Later, the general affairs officer visited the student union and only saw Baiyin there. He guessed that the vice president and the secretary were probably still busy with club activities.

"..." Ishigami paused and looked directly at the president who was sitting on the sofa writing and drawing.

"...What are you going to say?" Baiyin said embarrassedly.

I was just sitting there in the student union room, why did he start staring at me as soon as he came in?

"Prove that there is nothing between Iino and I!" Ishigami said with a broken heart, as if he was about to shed tears of blood.

Although it was wrong for me to bring the game console to the classroom to play, how could I be in the same nest with the culprit who forced me to separate from the game console?! I won't agree!

"...It's so sudden that I don't understand what happened to you guys before." After complaining, Baiyin picked up the document and said, "Let's not talk about this for now. Today I want you to help with the club's budget."

When faced with a difficult problem, Baiyin's hand would always unconsciously poke the pen on the paper, making bursts of rustling sounds.

"Because of the recent economic downturn, various donations to Shuchi-in have been declining, so I have to cut some departmental expenses. In this regard, the accountant's opinion is very important."

"Budget?" The hand of the general affairs officer who was taking out the reference book froze when he heard that it was none of his business. Then he pretended to be nothing and sat in front of Baiyin and asked curiously, "It's finally time to decide the life and death of each club. What's the total budget?"

Never seen it, would like to know.

While Baiyin was handing the document to Ishigami - which contained Baiyin's first draft of a plan to modify the numbers in last year's budget - he pointed a number to Xing Yuanhui.

"US dollars?" Xing Yuanhui guessed.

"...Of course it's Japanese yen. Even if Shuchiin University is included, the US dollar won't be enough to reach this figure, right?" Shirogane felt strange. "Why did you guess it was US dollars?"

"Because it's an aristocratic school?" Xing Yuanhui raised his finger. "President, look, in addition to donations, even if we exclude tuition fees, doesn't Xiuzhiyuan itself have its own fund investment? Such a special school must use US dollars."

"Then it seems that the performance of Shuchiin's fund last year was not good." Ishigami laughed casually, and after reading the budget, he said seriously, "From my perspective as someone who has calculated the accounts of my parents' company, I must say that there are many useless things in this budget."

"For example?" Xing Yuanhui came closer to Shi Shang and looked at the watch with him.

"For example, this." The accountant pointed to a place on the table and read, "Let's not talk about whether the per capita funding for sports clubs is necessary to be adjusted so high. It's almost three times that of the Manga Research Club at the bottom level. What is this special fund?"

Bai Yin pondered for a moment and said, "This is a reward from the school for the sports clubs that have achieved good results over the years. Generally speaking, it will not be taken back. It is equivalent to a fixed amount of funds to be given to this club."

Hearing this, Xing Yuanhui made an analogy: "A faucet that can't be turned off?"

"Just understand it this way." After Ishigami replied to his friend, he closed his eyes and exhaled.

When he opened his eyes again, the accountant said flatly: "I think the football department's budget should be drastically cut."

"Hmm..." Baiyin flipped through the documents, but couldn't find any reason for a drastic reduction, so he asked, "Why?"

The funding for sports clubs has the most direct results to demonstrate their achievements, and the football club’s performance in last year’s competition was pretty good.

Ishigami said without hesitation, "Because there are so many people with girlfriends in that club. Similarly, all sports clubs should have their corresponding funding reduced. Let me think, 50,000 for a couple."

"Wow, heavy taxation, the president is so lucky to have found you." Xing Yuanhui clapped his hands in admiration, "But fifty thousand is too little, isn't it? If others knew about this, they would think that we are poor people in Xiuzhiyuan! One hundred thousand per person!"

Although I don't have such extreme hostile emotions, it's not like I'm going to deduct the student union's funds, so it doesn't matter.

"…Is this a personal grudge?" Bai Yin was horrified. "Although the principal will be very happy, the Society Federation will skin me alive!"

Those guys are gonna kick my ass real hard with their boots!

"Happiness should be subject to tax, right?!" Ishigami shouted, gritting his teeth.

He thought of the couples who were constantly hugging each other in the corridor, and their loving words made Ishigami shed tears even though he was in a different time and space.

"Having a girlfriend is unforgivable! And they dare to make it worse?!" Ishigami stood up and pounded the table, roaring like a leader, "You already have a precious girlfriend, but you still want to do your own things!? Have you ever considered me who has nothing?"

Looking at the otaku with empty eyes full of resentment, Xing Yuanhui and Bai Yin looked at each other and advised: "How about... you also join a club? It happens that the discipline committee can legally crack down on couples' trysts, and you have Iino to lead you."

Without saying too much, your ability to keenly sense nearby couples is at least good... a strong one.

But by then, I'm afraid that if she finds out that you never listen in class, you might not be able to leave the Discipline Committee Office.

"Or maybe join the computer club?" Shirogane suggested, referring to Ishigami's hobbies. "You're so good at computers, you'll definitely find someone who shares the same interests there."

"Can we coexist with the Student Council?" Ishigami, who was constantly irritated by the pink high school stories of others, kept repeating "I want to be popular" and lowered his head to wipe away tears.

"Of course, Secretary Fujiwara and Shinomiya have joined, right? The board game club and the archery club."

"The board game club~." Ishigami was quite interested in board games and turned to look at Xing Yuanhui. "Actually, I've heard about the board game club. I heard that we have to solve the puzzles posted on their door?"

I found out this by accident while eavesdropping on my classmates' conversation. It seems that I have to tune into the light of synchronization within six seconds?

Baiyin also looked over, obviously wanting him to introduce himself.

"The board game club?" Xing Yuanhui answered with difficulty. "It's a den of sin and a hotbed of chaos. That's all you need to know. If you are unfortunate enough to go to their club one day, remember not to look back when you run out."

"Why?" the two people who were unaware of the situation asked together.

"Because they really have sacks. If you stop for a moment, don't even think about leaving." Xing Yuanhui waved his hand and said.

Chapter 30 Why don’t you run for President of the United States?

"Haha..." In response to Xing Yuanhui's answer, the two nodded as if they understood.

The general affairs officer curled his lips. It seemed that this answer was not very convincing to the two of them.

He added: "Anyway, just don't go. Fujiwara-senpai told me that Makimae... someone you don't know, she's very good at sports."

"So what?" Ishigami said with a smile, "After all, I am a boy, and the three people in the board game club are all girls, right? Xingyuan, don't demonize others just because of Senior Fujiwara."

Seeing that he didn't take my words to heart at all, maybe he thought that if he joined the board game club, he would be popular in the future?