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Xing Yuanhui shook his hand, not intending to continue explaining to Ishigami, and turned to Shirogane and said, "President, it's your turn to introduce the archery club, right? You should be the one who is most familiar with Senior Shinomiya here."
There is no need to say much about the board game club. No matter how much those who don't believe it say, it will be useless. If Ishigami doesn't believe it, he can just go and hang around there to satisfy the sack plan that the three Chaos Demons have been longing for.
The man knew very well that for the three people in the board game club, if you were not familiar with them, you could just pass by. At most, they would pull you in to play cards, and passers-by could even get some snacks before leaving.
But if it's an acquaintance... they only target acquaintances, even if it's just an acquaintance of one of their members.
Why did he know this? Because Xing Yuanhui had once killed three people from the board game team who tried to use the wolf's sleeping method to lure the enemy.
They cooperated very well that time. The two of them were chatting with him in the front to attract his attention, while Makihara Kozue was secretly behind him with a sack in his hand, eager to try.
It was a pity that after she dodged, the pink sack fell on Fujiwara Chika's head. As a result, she lost her balance and stumbled onto the bookcase and then lay down on the sofa. After the sack was removed, the "pure white angel" was already crying with her eyes rimmed.
That's really funny, but it's what he deserves. It's okay for me to help him out normally, but he wants to put a bag over my head and walk away. How can I not teach him a lesson?
Baiyin looked at the general affairs officer who couldn't help laughing when thinking about something happy, and was very puzzled.
"Well, I don't really understand it either." Baiyin subconsciously tried to distance himself from the relationship between himself and Shinomiya, and didn't think about why Xing Yuanhui was laughing. "Rather than me who has only heard about it, it would be more appropriate for you to explain it, since you have been to the Kyudo Club and experienced the club activities, right?"
Before Xing Yuanhui could reply, Shi Shang chuckled contemptuously.
Baiyin, the only one who wasn't smiling, typed a question mark.
What's wrong with you two? Was there anything funny about what you just said?
Seeing that the president didn't quite understand, Ishigami smiled and said, "Shinomiya-senpai is from the Kyudo Club. It seems to be a good fit for her, doesn't it?"
"Appropriate?" The president, who didn't follow the accountant's thinking, frowned slightly in confusion.
But the general affairs officer did catch up, after all, he had seen the real thing.
When he thought about the fact that Fujiwara Chika's chest had been hit by a bowstring, although it was inappropriate, Xing Yuanhui's mouth corners raised even more.
Ishigami noticed that the president still didn't understand, so he gestured with his hands to draw a bow and teased, "Look, when you draw a bow, the string will be in this position, right? If there are breasts, they will be hit by the bowstring.
"So most members of the Kyudo Club wear chest protectors, and some even wear chest binders. But with Shinomiya-senpai's size, she doesn't need anything, right? After all, she has nothing."
"Click--" The accountant, who was happily talking about sexual characteristics, did not hear the sound of the door opening. She was still waving her hands up and down vividly, simulating the scene of her chest being hit.
Although Xing Yuanhui heard it in time, he just turned around to say hello when he heard Shi Shang's violent remarks. His breathing stagnated, and for a moment he raised his hands in the air, at a loss, with sweat condensing on his forehead.
Although I didn't see the president's expression, he probably felt the same as me, right?
The corners of the general affairs officer's mouth gradually shrugged down, looking at the vice president's half-smile, not daring to warn him out loud, and shouting in his heart together with Baiyin - Ishigami, brake quickly! You will die!
If there is a soundtrack here, it must be the short sound of violin.
Kaguya smiled without saying a word and intimidated the two people who knew the truth with her eyes. Then she flattened the corners of her mouth and stared at the younger generation who still did not repent with a fierce look like a snake or scorpion.
Boy, you have already met your end! Think about what type of concrete you want to mix for your last supper today!
Chika Fujiwara followed her bestie to the student council, scratching her head helplessly. Just as she was about to make amends for her junior who had spoken out of turn, she heard the corpse say:
"But if it's Fujiwara-senpai, a bra binder won't help, right? It seems that a bra binder can only be used for cups below D, and Fujiwara-senpai must have exceeded that! Imagine the scene when she joins the Kyudo Club..."
Ishigami held his hands in front of his chest, weighed it a few times, and laughed heartily: "Those huge breasts will definitely be hit by the bowstring and make crackling sounds. Xingyuan, don't you think so?"
I'm afraid you'll be hanged and beaten to death in a few days? Rest in peace, Ishigami...
Xing Yuanhui suddenly clasped his hands together, looking extremely pious.
Baiyin closed his eyes tightly and turned his head away, unable to bear to look any longer.
At least, you are brave... Baiyin closed his eyes in pain.
"Huh?" Ishigami seemed to not understand his situation. He looked at the two people's strange behavior and said, "What? Isn't it funny? Why--"
"Ishigami-san?" Before he could finish his words, a sweet voice interrupted what he was about to say.
I thought that under normal circumstances, the accountant would definitely not take this silly and naive senior school sister seriously. After all, she could hear such voices every day around Xing Yuanhui.
But today is different! If what I just said was heard...
Ishigami, who was laughing heartily just now, froze in an instant, and his expression changed extremely dramatically, constantly changing colors like the colorful lights in front of a barber shop.
He subconsciously widened his eyes and turned around suddenly. The senior schoolmates who were admired and loved by countless people in the past were standing behind him.
?to be continued
It would be great if this world could be kept here regularly, otherwise the loser will just eat dust!
Senior Fujiwara smiled like a 100-pound child, and patted Xing Yuanhui with her little hand. His friend silently handed him the waste newspapers and tape under the table.
As for Senior Shinomiya... I don't even dare to look at her! Just feeling her gaze is like being cut into pieces by a thousand knives!
There was a rustling sound coming from the open space next to them. Perhaps they were making torture instruments?
Before leaving, Ishigami's last thought was: Mom, please don't be sad for me...
"Hah!" The time for judgment has come. The secretary roared, puffed up his cheeks, and swung forward with all his strength.
"Ta Pa Dong...!" Twelve loud and clear sounds echoed in the small world of the Student Union. Now even the twelve trials couldn't save Shi Shang. How sad.
Fujiwara Chika fought more and more smoothly with the momentum of Po Jun. After venting all her anger, she sat down beside Xing Yuanhui, panting heavily, and looked at him with grievance.
Is that how you laugh at me too?
"...Don't look at me like that, it's not me who said that..." Xing Yuanhui silently looked away. Seeing Ishigami being punished, he felt the same way. He felt a little strange in his heart, so he played the card of treating the guests first, "How about we go to the cafeteria later?"
Even if it's the truth, you can't just say it, Ishigami.
The pink-haired girl was very dissatisfied with this evasive approach, so she moved her butt over and bumped Xing Yuanhui with her shoulder.
You must be in the same group! Because you were laughing so happily just now! Fujiwara Chika stared at the general affairs officer and thought.
She hugged herself with a red face, pressed her chest, and complained that it was not her intention to grow up this big.
But Shi Shang, whose head was lowered by the blow, still dared not raise it because there was still an executioner who did not speak.
"If it's someone as gentle as Fujiwara-san, he'll probably forgive you, right? That's great, Ishigami-san." Kaguya squinted and smiled softly, the light in her eyes was extremely dark, "But no one other than Fujiwara-san will ever forgive you."
Hearing this, Ishigami, who was sweating profusely, suddenly stood up and said dully, "President, I want to go home and write a suicide note."
After saying this, the brave accountant walked out of the Student Union, swaying like a zombie.
My life may be heavier than Mount Tai or lighter than a feather - epitaph on the stone.
"Oh...but don't die..." Baiyin whispered.
But as soon as he opened his mouth, Kaguya's eyes, which were still full of hatred, turned towards him, and the yellow-haired boy stood at attention instantly.
"Thank you two for your hard work in club activities!" Although he is the president, he speaks respectfully in a tone as if he were a senior.
"Why do you say that, President?" Kaguya smiled and looked down at the information left on the stone. "Due to some irresistible factors, our accountant is temporarily unable to handle his work. If the budget has not been completed, please let me help?"
You wouldn't express your ugly attitude so bluntly, would you? Hmm? President?
Upon hearing that the funding issue was not yet resolved, Fujiwara Chika immediately threw the paper fan in her hand to Xing Yuanhui and took out a can of Coke from her bag.
This is a big sacrifice! The Coke is ice cold!
"President! Please give the board game club more budget! I won't do anything!" Fujiwara Chika openly held a bottle of Coke and tried to bribe the student council president who came from a commoner family.
"Aren't you already bribing me..." Baiyin said he was very tired.
Xing Yuanhui added an attack and complained: "This is too little. Your bottle must at least be the first generation collector's edition, mixed with mysterious powder."
The bottle caps have to be the kind that players can exchange for via quests after the wasteland apocalypse. Only such bottle caps are valuable!
"It's not missing at all!" Fujiwara Chika said anxiously, feeling that the general affairs officer's questioning had ruined her good deed. "I even paid for this bottle myself!"
That's even more shabby, but then again, it's the end of the month, and the classic moonlighting girl probably doesn't have much left after the tram fare and the food money in her card, right?
With empathy for the ladies who had just been criticized, Xing Yuanhui did not continue arguing with Fujiwara Chika. Instead, he shook his head and straightened the paper fan that was already covered with scars after just leaving the factory.
"...You really are the daughter of a politician." Baiyin said speechlessly.
Xing Yuanhui, who was maintaining a paper fan nearby, looked up suddenly when he heard the key words and looked in disbelief at the pink-haired boy who was starting to act silly again.
A politician's daughter?! No wonder she has so many ideas all day long! No one has ever told me about this!
Seeing that the president refused to accept it and started discussing the budget with Kaguya, Fujiwara Chika stuffed the Coke into Xingyuan Teru's pocket in boredom.
"Woo~, then Xingyuan is for you." She pouted and rushed over with a Coke.
Xing Yuanhui, who had just fixed his paper fan, saw a bottle of cold wine with a lot of condensed water droplets around the can. He was so scared that he quickly jumped over the sofa, squatted behind the sofa and said unhappily:
"Am I some kind of waste recycling point? If the president doesn't want it, just give it to me?"
And you almost ruined this paper fan!
Fujiwara Chika lay on the back of the sofa, revealing her eyes and frowning as she said, "Who said I'd give you a drink? Open it for me, I want to get drunk!"
Get drunk? Here you go!
That bit of sympathy disappeared quickly, and Xing Yuanhui naturally felt the urge to argue with Fujiwara Chika. He took the Coke and refined it in an instant: "You want to take it back now that it's in my hands?"
Watching her junior taking a sip, Fujiwara Chika exclaimed in her heart: Ah! There is 50 yen less in my pocket money today!
Senior Sister Butterfly was about to make trouble, but the sixth sense of being a politician's daughter helped her find a better solution.
She opened her mouth wide, pointed at Xing Yuanhui as if she saw an alien, and shouted exaggeratedly: "Oh! You drank it! In that case, you have to help me increase the budget!"
The Fujiwara family never does business at a loss! I am such a clever kid! The complacent senior thought with a snort and her hands on her hips.
"Is this some kind of conceptual drink? I really can't do anything with you... Here, this is the president's route home. What should I do? Do you understand?"
Xing Yuanhui jokingly took out a piece of white paper, drew a rough map of the route from Shuchiin to Sangenjaya, and handed the piece of paper to her with a mysterious smile as if handing over top-secret information.
Fujiwara Chika took the item and glanced at it, but she didn't complain that Xing Yuanhui was perfunctory. She just made an OK gesture and said excitedly, "I understand!"
Then she turned to Baiyin and said with a smile, "President, you don't want others to know where you live, right?"
"...Where did you learn these lines?" Baiyin was completely defeated by these two who would automatically stick together and make trouble when they were together. He fell back and covered his head and said, "I'm still thinking about how to adjust the budget. Don't be ridiculous."
Although this matter was given to Kaguya to negotiate with the Club Federation, with her status, no one would say anything if each club had a little less funding, but Shirogane didn't want to do that.
The job of student council president is my only pride! If I hand it over, will Shigong confess his feelings to me?
Seeing him in distress, Xing Yuanhui came up with an idea: "President, regarding the issue of budget cuts, perhaps I have a way?"
"Oh? You have a plan too?" Baiyin sat up straight again.
Although the General Affairs Officer seems to be heading in a chaotic direction after spending so much time with the Secretary, when he is back to normal, the advice he gives is still very reliable.
But the prerequisite is that everything has to be normal. If Fujiwara Chika is present, there is a 50% chance of triggering self-restraint.
Xing Yuanhui brought out his amazing wisdom: "It just so happens that I know the current director and deputy director of the Kendo Club. We can give them 10% of the points and ask them to send a few fierce bamboo sword-wielding strongmen to visit various clubs with us. The Kendo Club should be the most intimidating force, right?"
Baiyin suddenly felt a sharp pain in his head - it’s over, it’s Xingyuan who is abnormal!
Kaguya touched her chin and thought that this idea was not a bad one. Divide first and then suppress. One 10% of the green ones could be exchanged for dozens of 10% of the red ones. Even though the kendo club had a large base, the total budget of the club could still be reduced overall.
But it can't be so obvious. The student union is not the underworld.
Hearing this, Pink Hair raised his hand seriously: "I don't agree!"
"Oh? Are you thirsty?" Xing Yuanhui stuffed the Coke he had taken a sip of into Fujiwara Chika's paw, trying to counter-bribe.
"Why are you giving me this? Do you think I'm a puppy?" Fujiwara Chika was very angry, but she didn't stuff the drink back. "Because I don't think the Kendo Club is the strongest department! Do you dare to go to the Kyudo Club with them?"
My four palaces are invincible!
After a moment, Xing Yuanhui nodded slowly to show his approval, and said with a patch: "Indeed... Then we should just avoid the Kyudo Club and other clubs that the Kendo Club can't afford to offend. We will only pick on the weak ones!"
Bai Yin couldn't stand it any longer and covered his face with his hands, saying, "...If you are so insidious, why don't you run for president of the United States?"
Chapter 31...Force!
After leaving the new gymnastics club, the general affairs officer who was inspecting various clubs looked out the window and couldn't help but sighed:
"The new gymnastics club is awesome... No wonder it's said that no boys dare to walk here. If they get caught, they'll definitely be suspected of trying to peek, right?"
At this moment, Xing Yuanhui was helping the president conduct incognito visits to sports clubs and sharing the task of club inspections.
It's just a formality. After all, the student union can't all stay in the room, chatting and singing, and then divide the eight-digit total budget like dividing a cake in an unknown place. Students still have to see how the student union does things in detail.
If nothing unexpected happens, the budget will most likely be used again according to last year's budget, and the budget will be reduced or increased based on the competition results and ranking.
But thanks to this, he finally met one of the legendary four, the flower of the third grade - Zi'an Yan.
No wonder she was called the best senior of the year at Shuzhi Academy. She wore a new tight gymnastics suit and came out to meet him for inspection! So familiar? !
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