It's just that I'm used to it now. She is also a woman.
[Ding~ The system detected Hayakawa Aki's doubtful mood, and awarded 20 points. ]
In his mind, the system sounded the reminder of Hayakawa Aki's suspicious emotions again. Wu Yue thought about it again and spoke.
"Personally, I prefer to believe that men exist."
"Oh, that's how it is……"
Hayakawa Aki nodded. "Then I know how to write the second question."
[If it's Wu Yue, I don't hate little men. If it's not Wu Yue, then I hate little men. ]
After finishing writing, Hayakawa Aki looked at Wu Yue.
"Wu Yue, what do you think of this answer? Is there anything else that needs to be changed?"
Wu Yue shook his head, indicating that there were no more.
Hayakawa Aki's meaning is already very clear. It's not even a test. He is telling you directly and clearly.
Wu Yue, if you change it, I will admit that you are not a man and my suspicion is wrong, but I may die because of the wrong answer.
If you don't change, then you admit that you are a man.
Wu Yue, even if you don't admit it, it's just a tacit understanding between us.
Wu Yue couldn't help but smile, and suddenly felt that in this world, the gender-swapped version of Hayakawa Aki's character was not just virtuous, but also a bit sinister.
[Ding~ Hayakawa Aki's happy mood is detected, the system rewards 20 points. 】
"Then let's go to question four."
Hayakawa Aki said, the fourth question on the white paper is.
[Question 4: Do you know how long a man's penis is after he passes the imperial examination? ]
When she saw this question, Hayakawa Aki stopped pretending and looked directly at Wu Yue. Her face gradually became hot as she waited for Wu Yue to tell her the answer.
"For this question, if you are not a martial arts candidate, the answer is 13.32. If you are a martial arts candidate, the answer is 23.84 centimeters."
[Ding~ Hayakawa Aki's shock was detected, the system rewards 20 points. ]
Hayakawa Aki didn't say anything, but just lowered his head and silently wrote the answer on the white paper: 23.84 centimeters.
The little heart in her chest was beating rapidly "bang bang bang" at this moment. She was confused and couldn't help but start to have wild thoughts in her mind.
"Wu Yue should be telling the truth, right? After all, if I don't tell the truth, I will die..."
"But... is this true? 23.84 centimeters... this is too exaggerated..."
Hayakawa Aki suddenly remembered the limited edition purple stick that Jiye recommended to her when she visited Jiye's home...
The length of this limited purple stick is exactly 18 cm.
At that time, Himeno told Hayakawa Aki that this thing was extremely comfortable, so he strongly recommended Hayakawa Aki to buy one, but Hayakawa Aki refused.
But now, hearing this number from Wu Yue... Hayakawa Aki couldn't help but feel a little...
Wu Yue's little Wu Yue is already much longer than this limited edition purple stick...
Is it really that exaggerated?
Hayakawa Aki, who was already full of curiosity and fear about this mysterious thing, was now filled with astonishment like a tidal wave...
Are all men's little men so exaggerated, or is it only Wu Yue's little Wu Yue that has such an exaggerated length...
What about the thickness?
Hayakawa Aki opened her pink lips slightly, subconsciously wanting to ask this, but she held back.
"Next is question four."
Wu Yue continued to look.
[Question 5: Do you know how many white children a man's penis can produce at one time? ]
Wu Yue thought about it carefully and said to the absent-minded Hayakawa Aki.
"Write 460 ml."
Chapter 46 Loopholes in the Rules
"Write 460 ml."
[Ding~ Hayakawa Aki's shock was detected, the system rewards 20 points. ]
Hearing this magnitude, Hayakawa Aki didn't react at first. She held the pen in her hand and started writing.
But as she wrote, she pulled her hand back and spoke in a half-joking tone.
"Wu... Wu Yue... do you really... really know what 460 ml means? It can almost fill a whole bottle of mineral water!"
Hayakawa Aki's voice trembled slightly. When she heard the exaggerated amount of 460 ml, she couldn't control herself at all.
Her already slightly red cheeks now turned as red as ripe apples, and she couldn't help but start to have a storm in her mind.
"The legendary..."
"man……"
"Is that so……"
"Aren't those things that men teach us heresy? Are they all true?..."
"Speaking of which, I feel like there's something wrong with my body..."
"What's wrong with me……"
"My body... is so hot... I feel... so thirsty... drink... I want to drink..."
Wu Yue nodded. "Yes, I am 100% sure. Just write it like this."
Wu Yue's tone was firm and confident, and he was absolutely sure about this number.
Speaking of this aspect, Wu Yue has really shown extraordinary talent since he was a child. In the modern world, whenever night falls and the family members are out and have not returned.
Wu Yue always quietly embarks on a mysterious journey of exploration alone to measure various data of little Wu Yue.
These data are also one of the few things that Wu Yue, a otaku, can feel truly proud of from the bottom of his heart.
Whenever he sees the latest anime about the otherworld, he can always perfectly immerse himself in the plot, become Huangmao, and experience the immersive feeling.
[Ding~ Hayakawa Aki's nervousness is detected, the system rewards 20 points. 】
Suddenly, the system's crisp, tense reminder sound came into Wu Yue's mind.
He subconsciously looked at Hayakawa Aki beside him, only to find that she was lowering her head, with her two long and perfect legs tightly pressed together, and trembling slightly.
"Hey, Hayakawa Aki... are you okay? Are you okay?"
Hearing Wu Yue's voice, Hayakawa Aki raised his head and smiled awkwardly.
“Eh…? Ah, um, um, no, it’s okay. I was just wondering what the situation is outside, what the situation is, and that silver-white woman holding her head… who is she…”
Hayakawa Aki spoke haltingly and incoherently, and Wu Yue couldn't even hear clearly what he said for several words.
That silver-white woman, should I be talking about Guangxi?
But regarding Guangxi, Wu Yue remembered that she had already introduced him to Hayakawa Aki before, could she have forgotten so quickly? "
Wu Yue pondered secretly, and not only that, as early as when he entered this blank space, Wu Yue had already briefly explained the cause and effect of the whole incident to Hayakawa Aki.
Hayakawa Aki was visibly relieved at the time.
"Everything outside has been resolved. There's nothing to worry about now. Why is Hayakawa Aki starting to worry about things outside again?"
If it was just ordinary worry... it would be understandable... after all, that's Hayakawa Aki's personality... gentle and considerate, but...
Wu Yue noticed Hayakawa Aki's expression...
"Is she imagining something?"
He asked. "What are you thinking about?"
"Eh? Ah, I told you I'm fine, I'm fine, 460 ml, right? I know, I'll write it down right away."
Hayakawa Aki waved his hands and wrote down the answer in a panic.
"Then it's the last question. Okay, Wu Yue, don't worry about me. Let's look at the next question."
Wu Yue looked at the next question, which was also the last one.
[Question 6: After a man's little man passes the martial arts exam, do you know where the little man will go next? ]
"I don't need to explain this question... Hayakawa Aki, do you know how to use that limited purple stick? In fact, a man's penis has the same function as that thing."
Wu Yue was a little embarrassed.
Hayakawa Aki didn't say anything, just nodded slightly, but her pretty face became redder, redder than an apple, so red that it seemed like water was about to burst out, and the blush extended all the way to her ears.
Wu Yue felt itchy when he saw Hayakawa Aki's shy look.
After filling in the form, another line of text appeared on the white paper.
【Please confirm the submission. 】
Wu Yue confirmed it one last time, indicating that it was okay and they could hand in the paper, and Hayakawa Aki ticked the box.
…………
…………
Arai hurriedly asked the public officials present, wanting to contact Makima directly to find a way to liberate her.
There is no time left. Inside the white paper, the still alive seniors Hayakawa Aki and Himeno are bleeding from their noses. This is not a good sign.
But as a member of the Anti-Demon Special Class, she doesn't even have Makima's contact information, so how could anyone else have it?
"Damn it! I should have taken advantage of the party to talk to Miss Makima!"
On the other side, Xiao Xiaohong was also standing nervously beside the table, staring at the piece of white paper on the table.
She could only see Wu Yue and Hayakawa Aki talking to each other on the white paper, but she could not hear any sound.
But after Hayakawa Aki finished writing something on the table, the situation changed and the boundaries of space were broken.
Hayakawa Aki suddenly saw Xiao Xiaohong outside the white paper and stretched out his hand.
"Arai! Over here! Senior Hayakawa Aki is coming out!"
Xiao Xiaohong shouted excitedly, turned around and called Arai who was asking around, and the two of them worked together to pull Hayakawa Aki out of the white paper.
"Hayakawa Aki-senpai! Nose... Nosebleed?! Paper... I have paper!"
Xiao Xiaohong quickly took out toilet paper from her pocket and handed it to Hayakawa Aki, but Hayakawa Aki just took the sanitary napkin but did not use it immediately. He turned and looked at the table.
Wu Yue's upper body has already squeezed out.
Xiao Xiaohong and Arai stepped forward, wanting to pull him out like Hayakawa Aki did.
"No need to help me, I can do it myself."
Wu Yue supported himself on the table with both hands and crawled out. He wiped the blood from his nose, looked at Xiao Xiaohong and Arai who were at a loss, and said in his heart.
"I will be more careful in the future and try to avoid physical contact with them. Even if I have to, I will do it through the clothes."
"That...that, Wu Yue! Toilet paper!"
Xiao Xiaohong handed the toilet paper to Wu Yue who had just stood up.
"Thank you."
Wu Yue took the toilet paper, wiped the blood from his nose casually, and quickly looked around, his eyes fixed on the white paper that trapped Ji Ye.
At this time, a public security officer rushed over in a hurry.
"Oh no! Gang members are causing trouble on Sixth Street! A demon has appeared! Requesting support!
“Eh…?! But…”
Xiao Xiaohong looked at the public security officer and then at Wu Yue.
"It's okay, go ahead. It would be bad if there were ordinary casualties. I'll take care of it here."
Xiao Xiaohong and Arai looked at each other and ran away with the public security officer.
Hayakawa Aki also wanted to follow, but was stopped by Wu Yue, who shouted to the medical staff to come over.
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