"Hayakawa Aki, you should go to the hospital. Leave the matters over there to Xiao Xiao Hong and Arai-senpai. They are very strong."
Hayakawa Aki shook his head to refuse, saying that there was nothing wrong with him except his nosebleed.
"Don't be like that. The white paper says that your body will be damaged in proportion to the time. The bleeding from your nose means that the damage has already begun. You go first. I will go too when the time comes. Now is not the time to be stubborn. Leave it to me, Senior Ji Ye."
Hayakawa Aki gritted his teeth, knowing that he could not help much except worrying, so he agreed and was carried into the ambulance and drove away.
Wu Yue took a deep breath and kept repeating to himself, hoping that the conceptual ability demonstrated by this piece of white paper could really be like the rules in the examination room. Only after actually entering the examination room would all "cheating" behaviors be clearly prohibited. This could be considered a loophole in the rules.
If he fails, Wu Yue will have to spend all the points he has accumulated for a long time to buy some skills that also have conceptual abilities.
As Wu Yue chanted, complex magic circles gradually emerged around his body, and he cast his magic - "Immediate Interpretation" - on the white paper.
"Success!"
Xian Duan successfully cut a hole in the white paper space and Wu Yue jumped in.
Inside the white paper, Ji Ye was walking around the table anxiously, when suddenly Wu Yue fell from the air.
Chapter 47 Two Forms
There was a sudden sound of shattering above the empty sky and earth. Ji Ye looked up suddenly, his eyes penetrating the mist and debris, and saw Wu Yue's figure falling rapidly from above.
"Be careful!"
Ji Ye exclaimed, raised his right hand towards Wu Yue, and summoned the ghost demon's right hand.
Wu Yue originally planned to jump down normally, but suddenly he felt many invisible big hands grabbing his limbs and waist and putting him down steadily.
Ji Ye rushed over and asked a series of questions, which were exactly the same as Hayakawa Aki's previous reaction.
"What's the situation outside? Is anyone injured? Are you okay? What exactly happened?"
Wu Yue was straightened by the ghost demon's right hand and began to answer Ji Ye's questions one by one and tell her the current situation outside.
Hearing Wu Yue's words, Ji Ye's frown gradually relaxed, the worry on his face slowly faded away, he let out a long breath and patted his chest.
"Oh~ That's great~ I'm glad everyone is okay. I was so worried. So what should we do now? Wu Yue, go into the white paper and save me. Are we going to find a way out by answering questions now?"
Ji Ye's eyes fell on the white paper on the table, and there was a hint of uncertainty in his tone.
"First of all, I am really grateful to you, Wu Yue, for coming to save me, but..."
Ji Ye said, pointing to the white paper.
"But those disgusting questions...Wu Yue, can you really answer them? I feel like these questions...are like they can only be asked by people in a cult like Men's Church."
[Ding~ Ji Ye's disdainful emotion is detected, the system rewards 10 points. ]
"Ah? Is it disgusting?" Wu Yue was surprised and thought to himself, Ji Ye, you can use the purple toy with such a slutty expression, but you actually feel disgusted by a man's penis.
Ji Ye nodded hurriedly, as fast as a chick pecking at rice.
"Of course! Wu Yue, you really should go and see it for yourself. It's about the little man of a man... Oh, that kind of thing... Well... My partner and I once destroyed a small den of a man's sect together... This... How should I describe it..."
As Ji Ye spoke, he stretched out his hands and gestured up and down continuously. His movements seemed a little strange and a little funny.
She went on to say, "Wu Yue, you probably don't know? A man's penis actually exists in two different forms. Let's talk about the first one. It's small and looks like an exquisite toy... um... a rubber band or something, or a slingshot... Well~ to be honest, it's pretty cute, haha..."
When she said this, a small blush appeared on Ji Ye's cheeks. After she laughed a few times with a little embarrassment, she seemed to realize her inappropriate behavior at the moment, so she quickly put away her smile and became serious again.
"But the second form is disgusting. No, that's not right. Strictly speaking, the discomfort started when the first form gradually transformed into the second form."
"Hmm...how should I describe it...the little man grows and develops. When he expands in size, he becomes like a...a worm! Yes! A big worm! He jumps up and down in the air non-stop."
Jiye started making strange gestures in the air again.
"As the little man grows bigger, the flesh-colored surface will gradually turn scarlet, which is very strange. Not only that, the intricate, criss-crossing blood vessels and other blue veins in the little man's body will also appear on the surface of the body. It looks very scary, just like the strange appearance of a demon. Really! Wu Yue, don't disbelieve me! It really looks like a demon!"
Wu Yue resisted the urge to laugh and nodded.
"I believe it. I believe it."
“These are actually okay and acceptable, but the most unbearable thing for me is the little man’s head. I’d rather say red flesh worms here, because red flesh worms are more appropriate.
Ji Ye patted his chest to calm down.
"The head of the red flesh worm is tightly wrapped in a thin layer of skin. As the flesh worm grows in size, this layer of skin will gradually fade away and accumulate into a small wrinkle, revealing the flesh-colored head inside. The flesh-colored head is quite clean, but it has no eyes. There is only a small hole in the center of the top, which should be the mouth of the flesh worm."
"That mouth kept opening and closing, and a sticky and transparent liquid kept spitting out from it. It looked extremely disgusting. Just looking at it made me feel extremely fishy! Eh~......!"
The more Ji Ye spoke, the more his scalp tingled. He hugged his shoulders tightly with both hands, and his whole body began to tremble uncontrollably.
"Wu Yue, you...can you understand what I'm saying? Those people in the men's church believe in this kind of thing, men's little men, this kind of red flesh worm."
[Ding~ Ji Ye's nervousness is detected, the system rewards 20 points. 】
As Ji Ye spoke, he secretly glanced at Wu Yue. Wu Yue noticed Ji Ye's gaze and knew from the system's prompt that she was very nervous.
Wu Yue felt that Ji Ye was nervous because she was afraid that he would not believe her, and Ji Ye might be seeking understanding and resonance from him.
In addition, Wu Yue wanted to hold back his laughter, so he did not look at Ji Ye.
But the fact is, Wu Yue was wrong. Ji Ye did not want to seek understanding and resonance from Wu Yue, but was secretly observing Wu Yue's facial expression. Ji Ye had noticed Wu Yue's micro-expression of trying hard to hold back a smile.
Ji Ye's eyes were meaningful, and his attention shifted away from Wu Yue, no longer looking at him secretly.
Wu Yue suppressed his smile and asked.
"Senior Ji Ye, how...how do you know so much about this? Does that man teach a lot of this kind of stuff?"
Jiye shook his head. "I don't know the details. We only destroyed a small den. I broke into the church hall where the man was teaching. There was a TV in the hall playing this. I saw it there. It was played from a disc."
Wu Yue asked. "Do you still have that disc? I want to see it, too."
Ji Ye smiled bitterly. "How could that be? Those things are considered evidence and must be handed in."
"Turn in?"
Ji Ye explained: "This is the rule. Any items related to the mission that we find during the mission, including discs, books, documents, etc., must be handed over to the Special Section for review and processing. This is to ensure that we do not miss any clues, and to prevent these things from being abused or spread."
Wu Yue nodded, as if he understood something. Suddenly he remembered Machima, so he asked again.
"Miss Makima, will she watch these discs?"
Ji Ye nodded as a matter of course: "Of course. Miss Machima is our direct superior in the Special Division, and almost all missions are issued by her. Miss Machima will personally review all the seized items, including those discs. She needs to understand every detail of our discovery in order to make the right judgment and decision."
At this point, Ji Ye suddenly looked at Wu Yue in confusion, and then said with sudden realization: "Oh, yes, Wu Yue, you are a newcomer, how could I have forgotten this."
Chapter 48: Refining in an Instant
Wu Yue frowned, thinking and sorting out what Ji Ye said in his mind.
The first thing that must be said is that what the Men's Religion believes in is quite abstract. Recalling the gospel that Denci stole from the old gangster woman, and the little man totem depicted on the back of the gospel, Wu Yue couldn't help but feel amused.
To put it bluntly, this little man is Dick, and Dick is what the man religion believes in.
There must be some connection between the mafia and the men's religion, because the knife girl's grandmother believed in this.
Wu Yue suddenly thought of Ji He, one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, and recalled the conversation between Ji He and the Swordswoman...
Since Ji He can reach a cooperation with the gang, is there any connection between him and the Men's Cult? It is even possible that Ji He is a member of the Men's Cult.
Demons, gangs, and cults, these groups that should have nothing to do with each other, are actually mixed together in this world, forming a complicated situation. This is definitely not a good sign.
Hayakawa Aki has not been in the Anti-Demon Special Class as long as Himeno, so she doesn't know what the little man looks like. It is normal that she doesn't know as much as Himeno.
Wu Yue, as a man, has this little man inside him, Dick, and will definitely become a precious existence in the eyes of the men's church. If he is caught by those fanatical women, he may be worshipped as a leader or worshipped as a mascot of the church.
However, such churches are regarded as cults by the government. Although Wu Yue is not quite clear about the reasons, there is no doubt that they are cults.
Then the key question comes. As a leading figure in the government, Machima should be well aware of the specific situation of Men’s Religion. So why is she so tolerant of Wu Yue’s true identity?
"It's understandable that Hayakawa Aki would protect me, knowing what kind of person I am. Not to mention Denji, what about Makima?"
Makima even went so far as to conceal Wu Yue's gender and let Wu Yue join the special class against demons? Didn't Makima imagine that he would be captured by women taught by men?
No, that's not right.
Wu Yue shook his head violently, denying some of his previous thoughts. Makima must have had some ideas about all this. The incident in which the gangster Knife Girl and Ji He cooperated to attack him was the best proof.
It was the same in the original novel. Makima knew that this incident would happen, but she did not take any direct action.
There are some similarities between this world and the storyline in the original work, such as zombie demons, Denji and Hayakawa Aki’s fight, the Eternal Demon incident, the Gun Meat Slice, the knife girl and the snake girl attacking the noodle shop, etc…
Wu Yue remembered that she had previously warned Makima that gangsters would ambush her with guns. Now she thought it was really stupid.
“Speaking of which, isn’t this world too strange? Goddess Eris, where on earth did you teleport me to? Who is the devil behind this? Is there any necessary connection between the devil’s existence and the reason why only women exist in this world?”
"This Chainsaw Man's worldview is incomplete. There are only Tokyo and Kyoto here, but no men. Newborn babies are sent in from outside. By whom? Where does the outside of Tokyo and Kyoto lead to?"
Wu Yue touched his hair, took a deep breath, temporarily put aside the doubts and speculations in his heart, and resolved the crisis at hand first.
"Hello, hello? Hello? Wu Yue? Are you okay?"
Ji Ye stretched out his hand and waved it gently in front of Wu Yue's eyes, asking with concern.
"Hmm? Ah, yeah, anyway, just answer the questions first and then we can go out."
"Eh? Wu Yue, are you serious? After listening to those little man descriptions I just mentioned, do you still think you can answer these disgusting questions?"
Ji Ye looked surprised.
"It's okay. I can answer it. Have you forgotten? The last time I made a contract with the Eternal Demon, the demon I made a contract with was very strong. Don't worry, I have already paid the price."
“Eh~…I see…that’s amazing~…”
Ji Ye said thoughtfully, and his tone made Wu Yue feel uneasy.
"Senior Ji Ye, what are you doing? If you have any questions, just tell me directly."
Ji Ye shook his head. "Nothing, just a simple feeling. Wu Yue, the devil you contracted is really powerful."
The two walked to the table, Ji Ye picked up the pen, and the white paper on the table changed. The exam began, and a countdown annotation appeared, and the 45-minute countdown began.
【Question 1: Have you ever seen a man? 】
"This question is very simple. If you have seen it before, just write "yes", and if you have not seen it before, just write "no."
Wu Yue looked at Ji Ye, and Ji Ye wrote down the three words "I haven't seen them" without any hesitation.
"It seems that the one who was peeping at me and Denci wasn't Ji Ye, it couldn't really be Pava..." Wu Yue said in his heart.
【Question 2: Have you ever seen a man's little man? 】
Ji Ye originally planned to continue writing the three words "I have never seen them" on the answer sheet, but halfway through, she suddenly stopped writing and turned her eyes to Wu Yue with a hint of confusion on her face.
"what happened?"
Ji Ye said hesitantly. "I saw this man's little man on TV in the church where the man taught. Does that count as seeing him?"
Wu Yue thought about it and recalled the experience of filling out these questions with Hayakawa Aki.
"Then write this down truthfully. A similar situation also happened during Hayakawa Aki's time. These questions are not multiple-choice questions."
Ji Ye nodded and wrote down the answer.
[If the little men in the men's teaching videos count, then I have seen them. If not, then I have not seen them.]
Then comes the third question.
【Question 3: Do you like small men on men's bodies? 】
Ji Ye looked at Wu Yue, seeking an answer in his eyes. Wu Yue was stunned and didn't know what to say.
"Hmm? Senior, didn't you just give a long speech? You've made it very clear. If you feel disgusted, just write that you don't like it."
“Oh…I see~”
Ji Ye nodded, and his tone was drawn out, with the three words "I don't like it" written on it.
"What about the fourth question? What does it mean to be a martial arts candidate?"
[Question 4: Do you know how long a man's penis is after he passes the imperial examination? ]
"The meaning of these three words 'Wu Ju Ren' is what you just said, Senior Ji Ye, the second form of the fleshworm. For this question, if a little man is not a Wu Ju Ren, he is 13.32 centimeters, and if he is a Wu Ju Ren, he is 23.84 centimeters."
Ji Ye wrote silently and spoke.
"Speaking of which, Xiaohong and Arai went to deal with the remaining gang members outside. Qiu was taken to the hospital. There is no one around Baizhi in the noodle shop now. No one can notice what happened here, right?"
"Yeah, that's right. What's wrong? Why are you asking this suddenly?" Wu Yue was puzzled.
"Hey~ Wu Yue, the demon you contracted is really powerful. It even knows the length of the flesh worm in such detail, and can tell the last two digits of the point so clearly."
"Eh? Senior Himeno, you look a little strange. Why are you suddenly saying this... Ugh...!"
Ji Ye suddenly reached out and grabbed Wu Yue's little Wu Yue. Wu Yue had never expected such a thing to happen. His face twitched, his legs went limp, and he fell directly to his knees on the ground.
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