My life can't be a harem game!

"I want to have sex. The moment of deflowering a woman is addictive."

"Please don't."

Lu Fengxian, who was doing push-ups in the back, was talking to Ze Zhiyue. In fact, after the class teacher was changed from the bald old man to the woman with breasts, Ze Zhiyue could not hold back any longer.

He didn't mind that she was an unwanted virgin in her thirties, nor did he mind her country bumpkin outfit. As a scumbag, Ze Zhiyue treated all women equally - they were all r bq!

Lu Fengxian knew that in his eyes, all women had only one function.

Soon after saving him, he brought women of all ages to the school for Lu Fengxian to choose from...including even a primary school girl carrying a red plastic schoolbag.

When he heard that the elementary school student could clearly say that he came here to be toyed with by him and had no complaints, Lu Fengxian even thought about enforcing the justice of heaven himself and killing this guy.

But after calming down, I finally let it go...

"As long as you are willing, I will conquer any girl in the world for you, train her into a toilet, and give it to you, my dear friend."

Sitting next to Lu Fengxian and watching him doing push-ups, Ze Zhiyue said these words.

"No thanks." Lu Fengxian refused with a wry smile. If he really needed to rely on someone else to be with the woman he would spend his whole life with, he would be nothing more than a waste. "Speaking of which, don't you need to keep your distance from me today? The hot girl in our class..."

"Just for fun, I got it yesterday."

Not caring at all about how bulldozer-like his words were, Ze Zhiyue naturally smoothed his hair and unbuttoned a few buttons of his collar, revealing his slightly larger chest muscles.

"Speaking of which, your physical strength today is a little weird. Normally, I can't do a hundred push-ups at once, but you did it in an instant..."

After hearing this, Lu Fengxian suddenly realized that his physical strength seemed to be extraordinary. He had just finished pulling weeds in the morning, then did gymnastics for almost half an hour, and finally ran 1.5 kilometers towards the school, and now he was doing 100 sit-ups.

After doing all this, a normal high school student should be exhausted, but I was only slightly tired, and I didn't even sweat much...

"Z-level genetic medicine?"

This is the only thing he can think of now. Lu Fengxian doesn't believe from the bottom of his heart that soul travel can bring about any physical changes.

Only the first class became a self-study class. After the conversation with Ze Zhiyue, the bell for the second class rang....

"Students, this knowledge point will be tested."

At the podium, the teacher never tires of saying this sentence, but how many students can actually get it right?

Sitting in his seat, Lu Fengxian looked at the words on the blackboard with boredom. His sleepiness was like the tide, one wave higher than the other.

In fact, adults rarely appear in this state. After all, mental maturity brings extreme endurance, and ordinary fatigue will not affect it. However, this is obviously not a normal situation...

At this moment, Lu Fengxian didn't know that his body was like a furnace, constantly changing his originally fragile internal organs.

“Gurgle…”

The constant rumbling of his stomach made Lu Fengxian feel a little embarrassed. This morning, in order to reward himself, he had added two slices of pork toast to the bread. How could he get hungry so quickly?

"Brother, didn't you have breakfast?"

The fat guy turned his head over from the side and asked in a low voice, his attention completely not on the teacher on the podium.

In fact, many people are attracted by the rumbling sound of their stomachs. After all, it is quite rare to have such a "vibrant" stomach so early in the morning.

"I don't know what's going on. Anyway, I'm so hungry."

Lu Fengxian covered his stomach, feeling hungrier and stronger.

Is it exercise?

Impossible. Even though I do a lot of exercise, I never feel that hungry. This is not normal...

Ze Zhiyue, who was sitting in the front row, leaning back and feeling extremely bored, raised his hand immediately after seeing this scene. "Teacher, Fengxian is feeling unwell. I'll take him to the infirmary."

The teacher who was standing on the podium and talking with spit flying everywhere paused, and said with a somewhat unhappy look, "You can go to the health room after class. It's just a minor illness. My class can only be held now!"

In fact, there are not many people who are listening to his class now. They are all nerds who don't know how to adapt. In terms of grades, they are not as good as Lu Fengxian...

“——Gurgle!”

It was after he said this that Lu Fengxian's stomach rumbled louder, startling the teacher standing on the podium.

"Teacher, some illnesses are indeed minor, but some serious illnesses appear to have minor symptoms. If Fengxian vomits blood in class later..."

"Send him to the infirmary quickly." The teacher standing on the podium changed his face drastically and waved his hand hurriedly.

He didn't continue talking. If it wasn't necessary, why would he bother talking to this old man? He stood up from his seat, walked to Lu Fengxian with a wicked smile, squatted down, and opened his hands...

"Yeah~~"

The girls all screamed and looked at Lu Fengxian with envy as she was being carried like a princess by Ze Zhiyue. The little stars in their eyes were about to fly out.

There is a rotten girl's soul hidden in every girl's heart, and this kind of scene is undoubtedly the best inducement.

"You bastard..."

Lu Fengxian was surprised to be suddenly hugged by this guy. He wanted to resist, but he was too hungry to have the strength, so he just closed his eyes and accepted it.

"Humph."

Ze Zhiyue smiled and didn't get angry. He just carried him out the door.

34. The legendary humanoid self-propelled artillery Ze Zhiyue

In the health room of the 9th public high school in District 13, the health teacher was out for some reason and was absent for nine hours out of the ten working hours a day. Only two students in school uniforms were left in the health room...

"Baby, I'm starving. I'm at school. Come here quickly. I've never eaten your specialty before!"

"Baby, do you know your husband is starving to death?"

"I haven't eaten for three days. I forgot to buy breakfast today. I want to eat lunch..."

Sitting on the chair, Ze Zhiyue exposed most of his chest, holding the phone with his fingers and speaking to the other side of the microphone. When he said this, he paused for a moment, covered the microphone, turned around and asked, "What do you want to eat?"

The person Ze Zhiyue was questioning was Lu Fengxian, who was lying on the hospital bed.

If he had a choice, he would never want to ask Ze Zhiyue to help him get food, but his stomach felt like it was on fire and he had no choice.

“Pork, beef, spinach, tempura, salt and pepper saury, charcoal grilled fish…”

By speaking a series of words fluently, Lu Fengxian actually wanted to express that he can eat anything.

However, Ze Zhiyue seemed to have misunderstood.

"What a good appetite! I guess I'll have to ask my mother to pay my phone bill later."

Then, a bunch of phone numbers slid out on Ze Zhiyue's phone and he dialed them one by one.

"Beef curry, I want it hot."

"Tartar sauce for tempura."

"Sushi, freshly cut."

I stopped after about fifty of them. I guess I stopped because I felt the amount was about right.

Lu Fengxian looked at him with a sad face. You know, as a healthy high school student, he had no more than 30 phone numbers in his mobile phone, and the only female ones were Gui Yan Bai Shi and his own sister...

Before he could grieve for long, the first group of bento forces arrived.

The woman who could arrive at the school health room in less than ten minutes was either from the vicinity of the school or—

"Baby, are you hungry?" A female student dressed in revealing clothes ran in.

"Don't rush, I was here first." The second person followed closely behind.

"This is our ancestral glowing dish. You must use this first." The third person directly brought out a plate of glowing food.

......

Hiding behind the curtain, Lu Fengxian kept swallowing his saliva, looking at Ze Zhiyue who was surrounded by several female students, not knowing what to say.

Although he had made three rules before, that all the decent girls in the school could not be touched, and he could only date those bad girls, the ones who were heavily made up, but he could catch them all in one fell swoop like this...

[DFK Group's number one enemy·Enemy name: Humanoid self-propelled artillery·Ze Zhiyue]

This title is indeed not for nothing!

Just as Lu Fengxian was staring at the food in the health room, he noticed something moving at his feet. He looked down and saw...

"food!"

The heart-shaped bento in a transparent plastic box contains sausage, octopus and fried meatballs, and there are pink heart patterns on the white rice grains.

He couldn't wait to take it in his hands, opened the lid, and Lu Fengxian took the chopsticks and directly inserted them into the hot rice, then raised the box to his mouth...

It flows straight into the mouth, whether it is food or rice, all disappears in less than 20 seconds.

Swish....

Swish....

Lunch boxes kept sliding in from under the white curtain of the health room. Each one was filled with love and each one was eaten whole by Lu Fengxian.

I can't stop at all, no matter the increasingly intense noises outside, the bento that keeps sliding in, or the fact that my body is simply not satisfied...

"delicious."

For the first time since he met Ze Zhiyue, Lu Fengxian was glad to have met him. Otherwise, he wouldn't be able to feel full even after eating so much. If he had to use his own pocket money to buy food, he would probably have to sell himself to be able to pay for it.

I'm not lying. Just the seventh lunch box I'm eating now, half of it is filled with beef.

More than 10,000 yen...

In just half an hour, I ate the value of the lunch box.

"Then it's a deal. Today I will use my wolf fangs to make you feel comfortable."

"My dear, today I will use the treasure ship to make you feel great."

The noise outside also turned into Ze Zhiyue's monologue. Every time he said a word, there would be a shy response, followed by the sound of girls' indoor shoes trotting...

Everything was settled, even Ze Zhiyue felt a little tired. It was also his first time to flirt with a group. Fortunately, they were not good girls. They positioned themselves well and understood that they were just sex buddies.

"Fengxian, let me eat the rest. I'm a little hungry after all this commotion..."

Pulling open the white curtain, Ze Zhiyue fiddled with his hair helplessly, but the next second, the expression on his face froze instantly.

Bento boxes, bento boxes everywhere....

It sounds like a traditional cold joke from District 13, but this was indeed the scene that Ze Zhiyue saw.

Holding a bowl-sized lunchbox and devouring it like crazy, Lu Fengxian stopped eating his chopsticks when he heard Ze Zhiyue's words, and raised his head with a face full of rice grains...

"Well, I'm still a little hungry though."

Lu Fengxian raised the remaining pieces and smiled awkwardly but politely, "If you don't mind."

"....." Ze Zhiyue seemed to be hesitant to speak.

It’s not that Ze Zhiyue didn’t want to talk, but this appetite really scared him. It was impossible for a refugee who hadn’t eaten for ten days to eat such a large amount of food, but it was all eaten up. This was really... No, I couldn’t let him underestimate me!

"My dear friend, what are you talking about? Why would I eat that kind of leftovers? Wait a moment--"

Ze Zhiyue turned around gracefully, and there seemed to be many more little stars around him, and his aura was fully open. "Next is the time for social people. Is your tongue ready to be conquered?"

Lu Fengxian didn't answer him, but ate all the lunch in his hand. God had mercy on him. This was the first time he ate so much and still couldn't be satisfied...

In less than three minutes, several pink cars appeared in front of the school gate.

It started to become more advanced, from eel bento to salmon roe bento, and finally to Kobe beef sushi.

Women are really creatures willing to spend money...

And no one knew when Ze Zhiyue disappeared from the health room.

The feeling of hunger disappeared, Lu Fengxian thought about this while holding his belly, and raised his eyes slightly, only to find that a van in front of the school gate was shaking violently. The heavy body of the van kept shaking back and forth, forming a sharp contrast with the other stable vehicles around it.

“…”

After a short silence, he took out his mobile phone and pressed a few buttons. Then he thought for a while. Finally, Lu Fengxian deleted [110] on his phone, switched the interface to soothing music, and slowly lay down on the white hospital bed.

"Then it must be a local earthquake. Yes, a local earthquake."

Lu Fengxian began to deceive himself.

35. There was no loud noise in the sky, my wife appeared quietly!