My life can't be a harem game!

How does it feel like when the top three in two classes and the top ten in the grade are sleeping in class at the same time? Just watching them makes me feel like I'm going to explode!

In class, the math teacher angrily looked at the two people who fell asleep on the table after returning from the infirmary...

Let’s not talk about the certain middle school boy with syndrome for now. During the first class, the sound of his stomach was like thunder. He must have fainted from hunger.

The question is, why did Ze Zhiyue walk in with a pale face?

Didn't he just go to the infirmary with the chuunibyou? Why did he feel like his body was being hollowed out?

"You better pay attention in class." Standing on the podium, the math teacher in charge of the class slammed the table angrily.

Although there were only two people sleeping, the result was that the whole class's attention was distracted, especially the girls, almost every one of them looked towards Ze Zhiyue.

It's annoying, very annoying. Nothing can be more annoying for a math teacher than this. As a teacher, his appeal is not even as good as that of a student?

Feeling aggrieved but helpless, the math teacher didn't dare to provoke Ze Zhiyue, for fear that he would get angry and take his wife to bed... This scumbag student might not even let his ten-year-old daughter go.

"Then I choose you."

The math teacher, who was determined to make an example of someone, targeted the student who was sleeping in the corner of the classroom. He was also sleeping, but there was only a fat otaku accompanying him, and he was all alone.

It was fine just now, because I wasn't sure if he had any serious illness, but now...

A smell of bento.

Considering the rumbling sound of your stomach, doesn’t it mean that you’re so hungry that you’re dizzy?

"Next, please ask Mr. Lu to answer this question..."

Pretending not to notice Ze Zhiyue, who was sleeping on the table and whose seat was closer to Lu Fengxian, the math teacher smiled and said, "Student Lu will definitely be able to solve this problem."

In fact, what he is teaching now are questions that graduate students should do. He is 100% confident that Lv Fengxian will never be able to solve them.

Just as he was thinking about how to punish Lu Fengxian later, there was a sudden violent knock on the door, and a tall figure blocked more than half of the door.

"Hey, please take up some of your class time, Mr. Yao."

It was the thirty-year-old widow with an astonishingly large figure. At this moment, she was standing at the door with a roll call book in her hand, staring at the math teacher standing on the podium with her lifeless eyes.

"Ah? Then you go ahead and do your work."

The expression on his face suddenly became strange, some cold sweat appeared on his forehead, and he walked out of the classroom with an awkward smile.

In fact, there is no word "medicine" in his name. If someone else called him that, he would definitely get angry. He even called his own name randomly.

But if it was said by the head teacher, I wouldn't dare to have any objection.

After all, I had tried to drug her before, hoping to make it a fait accompli, but she found out and beat me up... If I hadn't offered her 150,000 yen as hush money, the matter would have become a big deal.

"I'm leaving now. Students, please listen to the teacher and don't cause trouble for the teacher."

He hurriedly walked out of the classroom. When he passed by a female student, he stopped involuntarily, and a lecherous smile appeared on his wrinkled face...

"Hello teacher."

The gentle voice, the perfect bow, the graceful movements, and the sparkling light in those bright pink eyes...

Another goddess from the Ninth Public High School!

He immediately captured this almost fifty-year-old math teacher. He wanted to call this beautiful student and ask which class she was from, but when he thought about the fact that a transfer student would be coming to Class 3 today, he stopped...

“It’s really high quality.”

Looking at the girl standing at the door of Class 3 classroom behind him, as graceful as a lily in clear water, the math teacher said sincerely and then walked towards the teacher's office.

He is probably the type who is old but young at heart and disrespectful to the elderly.

Because he knew that he would not have to worry about not seeing this girl in the end because they were in the same class, he thought he would definitely have a chance to talk to her...

Not long after the beautiful girl arrived at the door and waited, the teacher's voice came from inside.

"come in."

She was still calm and composed, and her movements were still unhurried. As soon as she appeared, she attracted 99% of the attention in the class. She walked lightly in front of everyone and bowed slightly.

The tall figure is like a living artistic stone statue, with gentle pupils that seem to contain thousands of words. The pink hair is tied into two ponytails, and the overall temperament adds a bit of vitality...

"Hello everyone, I'm a transfer student from Holy Lily Academy."

She tilted her head slightly and looked away. "My name is Yuno, my hobbies are housework, reading, and flower arranging. Although I'm a little late in entering school, I still hope everyone can give me some advice. Thank you."

I can't imagine that there are still such introductions in this era. When the female students in the class introduce themselves, one by one they all say how popular they are, and even dress themselves up deliberately...

"The lotus emerging from the water needs no makeup." This is a literary young man who speaks in a somewhat flowery manner.

"I swear to God with my hand, there is no makeup on her face!" This is because the second-year syndrome has not been completely cured.

"Our class finally has a goddess. Are you interested in joining the swimming club?" This is a sporty boy who seems to be too energetic.

......

Unlike these teenagers, Ze Zhiyue, who was awakened by the loud noise, remained silent and clenched his hands unconsciously.

Logically speaking, Ze Zhiyue should be happy that a high-quality girl has joined the class. After all, there are few women in the world that he cannot seduce.

But this guy is different...

"How terrifying! What on earth is this thing? This thing is really a woman..." Ze Zhiyue had just woken up from sleep when he suffered unprecedented mental pressure. The source of the pressure was the woman standing on the podium, smiling gently at everyone. "No, this thing, is it really a human?"

He has seen countless women, but only about ten of them can really give him pressure. Even the goddess recognized by the college only gives him a feeling of being unconquerable. But now this transfer student gives him the real deal...

Death is imminent!

When all the attention of the third class, both men and women, was focused on Yuno Agatsuma, she moved!

“Click…”

She moved without warning, one step or two steps, and walked down from the podium, walked to the desk of a student who was still sleeping soundly, and gently pinched a grain of rice on his head with her fingers.

The boy who had been sleeping soundly but had not woken up even when the math teacher called him first shuddered as if he had sensed something, then he moved his head away from the table, opened his eyes lazily, and looked upwards, and finally -

"Ahhhh!!!"

36. Cognitive bias with self-propelled artillery

Why is she here? What am I doing? Where is this place? Who am I?

But these questions are not important. There is only one thing that is important - Yuno is here!

When Lu Fengxian opened his eyes and saw Agatsuma Yuno, he screamed subconsciously. In fact, this was the first scream he made after seeing Yuno ten years later.

Being stabbed with a knife, forced to drink drugs of unknown effect, and even severely tortured... I don't want to think about those memories at all!!!

Many times, there is not even enough time to scream, so the best option is to scream out what you need to scream out first.

Hearing Lu Fengxian's shrill scream, Yuno covered her mouth with her hands and said with a smile, "Greetings after many years, Fengxian."

"We meet again...after many years." Lu Fengxian looked up at the beautiful girl and spoke stutteringly.

How should I put it?

For me, it was undoubtedly a reunion after many years, but what about her?

Although she had felt less like she was being watched recently, she had definitely relied on surveillance cameras to spy on her half a month ago.

If he wasn't sure that she wasn't yet at the point where she would start killing people ten years later, I'm afraid the first thing Lu Fengxian would do would be to call the police.

"What's wrong?" Seeing that Lu Fengxian looked afraid of her, Yuno said with interest, with a different light flashing in her eyes, which was hidden well so that the other party didn't notice.

"No, nothing. Anyway, it's nice to meet you..." Lu Fengxian spoke the honorific. To be honest, he really wanted to keep a distance from Yuno now.

"You're so polite." Yuno Agatsuma whispered, placing a small object on his desk.

"Well, to celebrate our first meeting, this is a hawthorn cake, made just for you."

Hawthorn biscuits seem to be a snack that helps digestion...

Before Lu Fengxian could react, the other party turned around and started chatting with the classmate next to him.

Unfortunately, that classmate was a fat otaku.

"Hey, do you want to switch places? I..."

The fat guy’s attitude was to refuse. Although he was Lu Fengxian’s best friend, what kind of talk was that?

First she's a goddess, then a transfer student, is this a Chuunibyou thing going to go crazy? Are you playing a harem game!?

What can be heard is not just the fat guy's voice, but the anger of all the men in the class...

That's it, fat guy, reject him!

As an object of collective exclusion, Lu Fengxian was not sad at all. He even supported the fat otaku in his heart, hoping that she could at least stay away from him...

Unfortunately, as a otaku, the fat otaku has a fatal weakness - resistance to girls.

His so-called firm inner resolve only sustained him for one more minute.

"If that's what you're asking, then fine."

The fat guy's face was red, like a girl being attacked...

Hey, why don't you struggle for me?

Lu Fengxian, who was completely confused, didn't even understand how the fat guy was conquered.

"Then, just follow what this young lady said and move next to Ze Zhiyue."

Unexpectedly, the class teacher Qianben did not raise any objection and directly asked the fat otaku to get up and change seats.

"Hey, how can this be.... ahem, Yue Jun, you should have some opinions, right?"

"I?"

Ze Zhiyue showed an awkward smile on his face, "I originally wanted to apply for a change of position, but now I don't need to."

eh eh eh! ! !

"That damn bulldozer finally has some self-awareness!"

"The number one enemy right now is that bastard Fengxian. I didn't expect that a goddess would be attracted to a chuunibyou."

If there is a crack, Lu Fengxian wants to drill into it. If there is a building, Lu Fengxian... won't jump.

It was at this time, when everyone's attention was not on Yuno, that the smile on her face became somewhat cold and frightening, and her originally gentle eyes were filled with a different kind of coldness.

"Finally, I finally see you again. This time, I won't make the same mistakes again."

Tired of it? Said Qi turned around and stood up to account for ⑨⑷ ⑧ ⑶ 樲７⑧ 0澪

.......

On the empty rooftop, two men sat on the ground.

A few luxurious prawns, a plate of sashimi, a beef platter and vegetables...

"It's amazing that he actually managed to open the door to the rooftop."

"Amazing...Shouldn't I be the one to say this to you?"

Looking down at the lunch in front of him, which he could not get without 50,000 yen, Lu Fengxian rolled his eyes.

"Well~~ I'm at the ordinary level. I have a part-time job in the hospital."

Ze Zhiyue said with a smile, and put a piece of fresh prawn into his mouth to chew. The light shrimp juice dyed his chest white.

He didn't mind, he took off his shirt and revealed his muscular chest...

A tempered body and a resilient soul.

If you take away his scumbag character, Ze Zhiyue would undoubtedly be the perfect man.

“With such a high salary, is it okay if you don’t save it?”

"Huh? Save? Money is most useful if you spend it on yourself. I'm a hedonist, so I don't need to make money..."

"So... free and easy."

Lu Fengxian wanted to refute but couldn't say anything. If he talked about his character of pushing women away whenever he saw them, he could talk about it for three days and three nights, but if we really compare their experience in social life, this guy has much more experience than him.

There is nothing to be happy about having more social experience than students, but Lu Fengxian has been to the future world hundreds of times and done work on behalf of his future self ten years later.

He is much less fearful than other people in society, and in some aspects he is even more mature than ordinary people in society. However, he is far behind Ze Zhiyue.

He can perfectly grasp the hearts of all women without making any mistakes, and can also make them obediently become his sex buddies...