My life can't be a harem game!

"Oh my god, pure...pure love?"

Sanhemu is really a very small place. The children in this school are basically evenly scattered in various places in Sanhemu. And the incident of me and Oak going to drink flower wine together yesterday...

"Students, the teacher didn't drink, and it wasn't a nightcap. I just had a few drinks. As for the students who talked about pure love... please come to my office after class. I need to ask you where you got this information that you shouldn't have gotten."

Lu Fengxian, who had always believed that primary school students should know nothing, spoke in an orderly manner, and at the same time pulled out those who had homosexual tendencies among these people. To be honest, Lily and the like's Xiao Qian alone were enough to give him a headache, and he didn't want a few more.

Just think of it as a contribution to the future birth rate of newborns in District 13.

Although I have not been a teacher for a long time, the feeling of being at a loss is completely different from the beginning. I now understand what a teacher is and I also understand more clearly the secret of becoming a good teacher and gaining everyone's favor.

but......

"Hello, perverted teacher, is there anything you need to teach me?"

The white-haired loli in front of me, who gets so angry when she sees me, is definitely not suitable for ordinary methods. At least I haven't found a way to subdue her now. Xiaoju can be considered a way, but to really change her...

It can only be that a great teacher suddenly appeared in front of her to educate her. Maybe it's a bit boastful to say this, but -

“I hope to help you find direction in your life.”

"Marry Xiaoju, and then have three sons and three daughters."

"......"

If the other party didn't intend to make me angry, he would definitely be a hopeless guy.

But it just so happens that Xiao Qian is really aiming for this, and it just so happens that...

"Hey, Mr. Fengxian, are you donating your rest time for free again?"

Teacher Oak came in from outside the door, holding a few textbooks in his hand. He walked towards his desk and greeted Lu Fengxian, as if they were a pair of very good friends.

But in his memory, he should really be a good friend, because when he woke up the next morning after drinking too much last night, the heartless Oak had completely forgotten everything that happened.

For example, my wallet suddenly became thinner, who paid for the wine, and whether I heard how Lv Fengxian examined the female students last night...

I don’t remember any of this!

After confirming this in the morning, Lu Fengxian was shocked by his heartless nature. Although he had heard that a considerable number of people in the world only had short memories, the one in front of him...

First time seeing this!

"Don't talk about dedication. I really hope that the perverted teacher can explain it in a more understandable way."

"Xiao Qian, I can't deny the perverted fetish you mentioned, but after all, he is still a teacher in the school. It's so disrespectful..."

With a frown on his face, Lu Fengxian turned around and prepared to apologize to Teacher Oak while scolding him. He never thought that this guy would endure all this with a very excited expression...

He is indeed a pervert!

Lu Fengxian didn't even know what words to use to clarify the matter for this pervert who appeared in front of him. He could only let Xiao Qian go and let her play whatever she wanted.

After she left, Zhumu, looking extremely happy, walked up to Lu Fengxian.

"Sure enough, being looked at with such contempt by a little girl of this age is the most exciting thing."

Zhumu was not at all shy about Lu Fengxian, with whom he had just confirmed his friendship last night, and patted him heavily on the shoulder with his hand.

"You are also a person of temperament."

"Don't compare me to you."

"Don't say that. I've always known this. You even fought a wild boar for three hundred rounds for a little girl, and in the end it was your strong faith that helped you defeat him!"

After hearing those exaggerated descriptions of how he saved Xiao Qian from the wild boar's mouth, I really had no idea at all.

But in fact, there is no difference. Even if I knew that things would be twisted like this, I could only watch helplessly, and it might even make things worse.

"I am deeply moved by your love for Loli, so I have decided that if one day you cheat on me with a student I know, I will forgive you for what you did."

"When did I cheat on you and require you to let bygones be bygones...wait, why does it have to be based on my cheating?"

Maybe it was because he was a little angry, Lu Fengxian's words were so incoherent that even he laughed. In order to hide his embarrassment, he could only drink a sip of water and then slapped it hard in front of him.

Duang!

The sound was so loud that it was no surprise that the cup shattered instantly. Seeing that the situation was not good, Zhumu coughed, took two steps as three, and rushed out of the classroom, leaving Lu Fengxian alone, covering his forehead helplessly.

Although I really don't want to say this, the so-called teaching work is really not as simple as I imagined, especially for someone like me who is so dedicated and responsible.

It is necessary to solve infinite possible problems within a limited time, and also to take into account other people's thoughts and feelings. In a sense, it is asking too much!

"I am back."

After a day's work, Lu Fengxian returned home with a tired heart. He didn't feel tired at all. After all, his body was already as strong as a ghost or god. If he hadn't torn down half of the city at once, it would have been hard to feel tired.

But the mind is still human, and as long as it is human, it is normal to feel tired.

"You're back, my dear grandson."

"Come, today Sanlang sent some pickled vegetables that he brewed himself. Try some."

No matter how tired you are physically, no matter how much mental pressure you are under, it will all disappear in front of these two kind old people. It is an indescribable feeling of happiness.

When I was in school before, I certainly didn’t have the worries I have now, and there were no problem students waiting for me to rescue them, but every time I returned home after finishing school.

The living room is empty, the kitchen is deserted, and the only sound that can be heard is the occasional sound of vehicles passing by outside the green plants.

Loneliness, loneliness, emptiness...

This is probably the aftereffect of staying at home for too long when it is empty. Sometimes, even if you are not short of money, you have to work part-time to forget this loneliness.

Now in Sanhemu, I have more responsibilities on my shoulders and more things to worry about, but this does not affect the family love I feel.

Warm meals, soft lights, and programs that are not suitable for young people of my age. It is extremely boring but is accompanied by the cheerful voices of the elderly.

"Suck it."

After drinking the bowl of thick miso soup, Lu Fengxian contentedly supported himself on the floor at the back with his hands and watched the boring TV program with the two old people.

This is what is called happiness, right?

Her exposed upper body was covered with scars, and she had to cover them carefully even at school. But here, in front of the two old people, she didn't need to cover them up.

At the beginning, they asked questions with great concern, but after repeated questioning, they only got vague answers from Lu Fengxian, so the two old men simply stopped talking.

No matter how many scars there are on his body, no matter what his past is like, he is still the continuation of his children and a well-behaved grandson.

"No matter what happens to you in the future, no matter who you offend, I am not weak enough to let anyone bully me in front of this old man Sanhemu!"

Sanhe Muyong, who firmly believed that his grandson would never do anything bad, said this. What he meant was that if the negative impact caused by the scars came in the future, Lu Fengxian would not need to hide it and could just tell him directly that he would do everything he could to protect him!

Really heartwarming!

He had never felt such a deep affection for his relatives. Even though he knew that his grandfather was probably helpless against the sub-humans, it did not affect Lu Fengxian's feelings.

"Did you encounter any unpleasant things at work today?"

Picking up the tea brewed by the old lady on the table, Sanhe Muyong asked "casually". Although it was not very obvious, he felt that his grandson seemed to be worried about something else today.

"They are all small matters, Grandpa, you don't have to worry."

"Well, I'm sure that's absolutely fine for you."

"You're too confident, Grandpa."

Lu Fengxian shook his head and said with a smile that he still wanted to cherish the peaceful life, even if it was only for a minute or a second, so he had to work harder in his job as a teacher!

"That's not called confidence. The strongest man in Sanhemu is the best at everything he does!"

Ah...

The originally comfortable expression suddenly changed. Although grandpa did not point it out clearly, Lu Fengxian immediately understood what grandpa was going to express.

"How is it, you've been here for so long, have you taken a fancy to any girl?"

That’s right, it’s urging marriage!

Because he is old and cunning, no matter how comfortable Lu Fengxian appears to be, he is still worried. A man without a family is like a wild horse, who may be there one second and disappear the next.

The only thing called a bridle that can be put on a man is the shackles called family. If he has a wife and children here, he will not leave even if Sanhemu drives him away.

"Stop being so picky. I've already contacted the widow next door and the Nakagawa family for you."

"Can you be a little more mature?"

"Do you want to wait until I am buried before you get married?"

Lu Fengxian would rather have his hands and feet tied and face ten frenzied minotaurs than hear these words at all. There was a look of despair on his face.

This was not the first time that my grandfather's urging for marriage became more and more excessive. In Sanhemu, if it was more frequent, he would urge me once every three days, and if it was less frequent, he would urge me once a day. He would find different ways to take me to their homes.

There is no point in repeatedly refusing. Life itself cannot always go according to your wishes, and such a life is normal in the eyes of others.

"Grandpa, I'm still young, you don't have to worry. And to be honest, I think you're in good health. If you're less angry, even your great-grandchildren will be able to see it."

It wasn't often that Lu Fengxian couldn't be honest with himself, and it was even rarer that he said one thing and meant another. But every time he faced his grandfather, he had to say one thing and mean another.

"Really, really..."

Every time, grandpa would nag, pick up the pipe next to him and go outside the living room to smoke, and grandma would just laugh and start packing up.

"Your grandpa always likes to urge you. He is also a willful child who never grows up. He always says he wants to quit smoking but he can't."

Whenever this happened, Lu Fengxian was always happy to be with his grandmother, even though his inner reason told him that his grandmother also wanted him to marry and have children in this place and he still wanted to hear such comforting words.

After cleaning up all the leftover soup on the table, grandma suddenly seemed to remember something. She turned to Lu Fengxian and said hesitantly, "But Xiaoxian, you really are not..."

He paused after saying this due to concerns.

"Nothing?" Lu Fengxian, who came to the kitchen with his grandmother and was washing dishes at this time, asked without turning his head.

"Are you interested in those three little girls in elementary school?"

"Kakaka..."

This was the sound made by Lu Fengxian's hands. The dishes that had been washed well were broken directly. He was stunned for a long time before he recovered. Looking at his grandmother, he didn't know what to say...

When did I become a pervert?

"Don't get me wrong, Xiaoxian, that's not what I meant, and grandma doesn't think there's anything shameful about this. I just want to have another granddaughter. Don't worry, your grandpa will agree, although many people will think it's a bit excessive..."

Although she was old and cunning, she was helpless in the face of Lv Fengxian's extreme reaction. The more the grandmother described, the worse it got. Lv Fengxian's expression became more and more exciting. After cleaning up the dishes, he simply walked back to his room step by step under the grandmother's somewhat guilty eyes...

Lying on the bed, recalling his day, all of Lu Fengxian's helplessness turned into a leisurely sigh.

"I'm obviously not someone who likes loli."

Chapter 50: The future of ordinary people is not ordinary

The night in the countryside is very dark, without the hustle and bustle, lights, and crowds of a big city...

It has been very quiet since nine o'clock. Most of the elderly people go to bed early. Most of the elderly people in Sanhemu are engaged in agricultural work, so they go to bed even earlier. At this moment, Sanhemu where I am is like a black ocean, with only an invisible black edge line and it is so quiet that even the sound of breathing can be clearly distinguished.

"I'm not a lolita control."

The living room was noisy for a while after I left, and most of the conversations were about me. For example, my grandfather kept saying that he could die at any time, and my grandmother kept emphasizing that being a teacher to those students was very dangerous. In the end...

Anyway, no matter who it is, as long as they have had their period, it will be fine.

To put it simply, it means that as long as you can get pregnant, anyone is fine!

I can only blame my grandson for being so disappointing. He clearly had a traditional custom and yet he didn't take the opportunity to have sex or something...

If Lu Fengxian were to say that he was satisfied with everything about this place, the only thing he was not satisfied with was the local customs. Rather than saying he agreed, if he really encountered that kind of pervert, he would call the police immediately!

"I just want a peaceful life..."

I feel really angry and powerless about the various injustices I have encountered in the countryside. After all, this place is my hometown, and I have to respect all the customs and habits.

The words sound very nice and respectful, but when they actually happen to you, it feels completely different.

How fucked up does a place have to be to have such a custom?

For Lu Fengxian, who longed for a pure life, this custom was undoubtedly a torture. In addition, because of his job, he was suspected of being some kind of pervert. In every sense, it was a huge pressure. It was really a huge pressure, especially when he was obviously not some kind of pervert with a fetish.

But no matter how big the mountain is, what I have to do will not change. Tomorrow I will still be a glorious teacher, still have to teach lovely students, and still be their guiding light...

Gulu...

puff!

Before closing my eyes, I was still looking at the tall wooden eaves, but when I opened my eyes again, I saw a large mirror. In the mirror was a face that was both familiar and unfamiliar. I said familiar because I could see this face every day when I washed my face, but I said unfamiliar because this face was slightly different from my impression. The cheeks were slightly sunken, the eyes were a little empty, and there was a strange decadence between the brows.