My life can't be a harem game!

And it’s not the ex, but the current one!

Even through the phone, I can hear the sweet love coming from the other end, it's so sweet that my teeth are about to fall out.

"I love you, Xiaozhi."

"I love you too, Xiangzi."

It seemed that "I love you" had become the most common phrase between lovers. After they said it, they hung up the phone. The girl who had previously always referred to herself as "I" also showed the look of a little girl, feeling both happy and satisfied.

"What a great boyfriend."

Lu Fengxian walked up to her and sighed, without any other meaning mixed in, just expressing pure envy.

At the beginning, she was also intoxicated by this feeling of happiness. When she came to her senses and looked at Lu Fengxian, she screamed...

"Put some clothes on me!"

It turned out that because of the passion last night, Lu Fengxian had been naked the whole time, so after getting up, he naturally came to her side naked. It was okay when no one noticed it, but when she noticed it, she found it was so scary. If you only looked at the face, you would never have thought that a human being would have so many scars on his body.

There were many paths, each of which exuded a tragic and murderous aura...

"Oh, sorry, sorry. I'll put it on right away."

Lv Fengxian smiled and quickly put the clothes on himself, but he was a little bit worried. After all, he saw that the other person had very little cloth on him, so he just stayed naked. He didn't expect that he would be scolded now. It was really not worth it...

If she had treated me like this before yesterday, I would have definitely made her suffer, but now seeing that she was covered in my descendants, I even had to put on a smile.

"By the way, Xiaozhi, is he your boyfriend?"

"We have been childhood sweethearts since college. Although we were assigned to different places due to work, our hearts are still together..."

"Well, I'm really sorry."

"What are you sorry for...!?"

When Lu Fengxian said the word "I'm sorry", she didn't understand why he was embarrassed when she talked about his childhood sweetheart and his relationship with her. But as he gradually glanced down, she understood... So this is what you meant by "I'm sorry"! ?

"I accidentally gave him more than a dozen hats..."

Although my memory is vague, I remember clearly that I did not take into account the fact that she had a boyfriend last night.

"If you keep talking like that, I'll be angry, you bastard, you're still babbling a bunch of nonsense when you get on top of me!"

Even a clay man would get angry, let alone her who was already in the right. Her eyes were about to burst into flames when she heard what Lu Fengxian said. Now her whole body was aching and she didn't know if she could go to work, but he started talking about it here.

"I'm kidding you."

As he spoke, Lu Fengxian felt uncomfortable again. It wasn’t because he was scolded, but after hearing about the good relationship between her and her boyfriend, he stood up unconsciously. Why do men get horny even when they feel guilty? They are such pathetic creatures! ! ! !

"I'm going to go to work now. I'll try my best this time. You can handle it yourself."

It is said that women are born with an excellent sixth sense, so the moment he showed desire, she would decisively leave and disappear from Lu Fengxian's sight without even saying goodbye.

But this should be the best result. To put it bluntly, the relationship between the two of them, who are just one-night running friends, cannot last long. Instead of seeing each other every day, it is better to stop at the right time...

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It was already two o'clock when I came out of the hotel. Although I felt refreshed and comfortable all over, I was extremely exhausted mentally. After all, I haven't generated my own electricity since junior high school.

"It seems like you had a pretty pleasant night last night."

"Ze Zhiyue, you have been spying on me since last night. I'm really wronging you by not being a paparazzi."

"Don't be so fierce. Look, I cured your illness, didn't I?"

My...disease?

At this time, Lu Fengxian suddenly remembered that the reason he bought the car this time was because of the disease that Ze Zhiyue mentioned, but...

"The essence of human beings is desire, greed, and darkness."

"The so-called spiritual state is not like that of a human being. It means being too holy, noble, and without desires or demands, so there is nothing to worry about."

"The best way to bring the high and mighty gods down to earth is to turn them from saints into common people, and even into the most common kind!"

Ze Zhiyue's smile is always so unrestrained, but there is not a trace of smile in his eyes, only seriousness and solemnity. In fact, strictly speaking, helping Lu Fengxian this time is against his own will.

I want to see the birth of higher life forms, and I want to see what life forms that are more advanced than the Asians look like. But unfortunately, it is my good friend who wants me to stop this psychological change. Even if I really want to see it, I have to stop this behavior. It is really sad and lamentable.

But the good news is that I witnessed it with my own eyes...

"You have finally become a completely irresponsible scumbag."

"Can you call me something else?"

"Scum."

"You'd better call me a scumbag."

It has to be said that Ze Zhiyue not only has an extremely deep understanding of women, but his understanding of men is also not shallow at all. He knows better than anyone else what kind of existence a so-called man is.

All in all, to put it simply, I can say that I have regained the feeling of being a human being. I am no longer unable to feel anything as before. I have become my former self again.

I have to thank Ze Zhiyue, otherwise it would have been impossible for me to return to being an ordinary person so quickly on my own.

So in order to thank Ze Zhiyue, Lu Fengxian also took the initiative to take on the job of driver back to Sanhemu Honda Hotel, driving the car whose overall weight was almost that of a tank.

Because he was ugly and big, he received a lot of criticism from others along the way, but Lu Fengxian was in a good mood and didn't take it seriously at all.

Suddenly, Ze Zhiyue seemed to remember something. He turned his head from the passenger seat to ask Lv Fengxian, who was sitting in the main driver's seat, "How are you going to explain it?"

"How do you explain what?"

"What if your sister knew that you were out hunting for food?"

"Impossible... You won't say that?"

Few people knew that I came to this place, and even fewer people knew what happened outside. It can be said that only heaven, earth and him knew about it. If it was exposed, it goes without saying that it was the guy in front of me who told the secret!

But Ze Zhiyue had no intention of telling the secret, and even the communication between him and Lu Mengchan was almost zero. It was okay when she had a rare disease in the world before, but now she has been cured, and she has always been wary of him, even lacking interest in watching the fun.

"I won't tell."

"Then it's impossible for anyone to know. Since no one knows about it, it never existed!"

"It seems that the treatment was successful. Now you are not only a person, but also a very vulgar person!"

"Thank you for the compliment. Sometimes ordinary people live a more relaxed life. I just want to relax now."

As long as Ze Zhiyue promised not to spread the news, the chance of this matter being exposed would be non-existent. If such a small probability thing could happen, then I would have no choice but to surrender...

But that's not going to happen, is it?

But Lu Fengxian didn't know that extreme joy always leads to sorrow!

"Ah, it smells like cheating!!!"

I came back that morning, and was frightened by Bibo's voice pointing at my pants and yelling that afternoon.

Because it was too much for only one person to be responsible for the food and lodging of hundreds of people, grandpa brought Bibo, who had been hanging out outside, and Lv Mengchan, who was supervising the poorly completed repair work, over. And it was when they met for the first time that Bibo pointed at his pants and shouted loudly...

Sharks are called hyenas of the sea, and their ability to detect smells is more than a hundred times that of humans...

It may be barely audible to others, but it is extremely strong to her...

"The taste of stealing food!?"

Lu Mengchan, who was washing dishes obediently, squeezed the smooth porcelain plate uncontrollably, and broke it into pieces. Lu Fengxian had just come back from driving and had no time to catch his breath. At this moment, he felt as if a knife was placed on his neck...

"I guarantee on Ze Zhiyue's integrity that this will never happen!"

"You can even use something that doesn't exist as a guarantee. It seems that you really have nothing to fear, brother..."

"How can you say that? It's just a little bit... just a little."

Then, under Lu Mengchan's sharp gaze, the gap between the two fingers that were originally used to express "a little bit" gradually shrank and finally disappeared...

Well, that's something that never existed.

Chapter 77 The second one?

I was actually quite happy today. Even though I didn't want to admit it, I was really happy.

On the one hand, I can be freed from the task of managing those bad guys, and on the other hand, I can meet my brother whom I haven't seen for several days...

There's really nothing wrong with this!

Although I have become extremely good at poor management in the past few years, being good does not mean I like it. I really hate those guys who think about dark things in their minds all day long.

Controlling such a group of people, I feel like I have really returned to the dark and bleak past. Every day I have to keep thinking about how to satisfy these hungry wolves.

Finally a chance to catch my breath!

What’s more important is that I can take a break at the place where my brother is doing his work now, which really makes me very satisfied!

I said I hated it, but my body came to this place honestly. I have to say that the nature of human beings is really to say one thing and do another…

"You are using something that doesn't exist to guarantee something. There must be something wrong."

When she said this, Lu Mengchan's eyes had gradually begun to become dangerous. She threw the broken plate into the trash can beside her and looked directly at Lu Fengxian. Her tone was so calm.

But, good brothers are good brothers...

"Huh, don't I know who Fengxian is? Mengchan, you have to understand that he is more like her sister~~~~"

The fat man spoke at the right time. For the first time, this was really the first time, he felt the benefit of having brothers. They were the only ones in the world who could understand his pure heart.......

"A guy who has the desire but not the courage and is not even handsome, goes out to hunt game? Stop joking, okay?"

His voice was neither too loud nor too soft, and it did not contain any malice or lies. Although Lu Mengchan was very unhappy to hear the name "brother", her originally tense expression relaxed, and her gaze towards Lu Fengxian became less sharp...

That's right, just like what the fat guy said, I know best what kind of person my brother is. It's impossible for him to do that kind of thing. I must be overthinking it...

nice fat house......

Although most of the time the fat otaku's views on some things are very extreme and funny, but now it couldn't be better -

"Hey, but where did that car outside come from? Could it be Zhen, Zhen, Zhen..."

"Pillow business?"

"Yes, that's what I wanted to say!"

Completely tainted by the darkness and filth of the human world, Bibo...

But.....

I bought the car myself, and then the other party sold the car. In the end, I made the decision for her and let her get what she deserved. We made an appointment for dinner in the evening, and then had an intense **** in the hotel... It seemed that Bibo's casual remark hit the mark?

"Pillow business or something...Why don't you take me with you? Tell me, aren't we good brothers!?"

When he was halfway through his words, the fat guy's legs suddenly went limp and he hugged Lu Fengxian's thighs at incredible speed, howling and crying.

"Don't get me wrong, buying a car is a way to cure disease, and it has nothing to do with pillow business."

The corners of Ze Zhiyue's eyes twitched violently. With such a stupid teammate, it was not surprising at all that everything was messed up!

"I don't believe it, I don't believe it. You left in a sneaky way. It was obvious that you were going to Yuepao and you didn't even call me!"

The fat otaku was heartbroken, having spent some time with Ze Zhiyue, he was not easy to fool at all. The otaku's intuition told him that Ze Zhiyue was lying, he was lying!

"What are you talking about? I don't know who was holding a bunch of yellow..."

"Ze Zhiyue, I'm going to fight you. It's ok that Yuepao didn't take me with him, but you actually slandered me and insulted my innocence!"

"Where do you get your innocence?"

Looking at the fat finger that was dangling and pointing at him, Ze Zhiyue almost wanted to vomit blood. He had been in the world of scumbags for more than ten years, and since elementary school, there were few boys who could get in his way. Today was the first time he was forced to this point!

There is no doubt that his ability to make people frustrated and angry has reached the pinnacle, and can even be called a special ability level!

"Apologize to all the DTs in the world!?"

"What did I do wrong to apologize for?"

"If you don't repent, I will fight you!"

One is a muscular man who is seven feet tall and is proficient in various fighting techniques and human body weaknesses; the other is a man who stays at home all day without any exercise and the heaviest thing he can lift is a 100-pound life-size model... Don't doubt the fat man's perseverance; he can devote himself to his beliefs until his death!

Ze Zhiyue didn't really do anything, and the fat guy was just venting his anger at the current crowd...

The scene was actually quite harmonious, and it was a normal thing for both Ze Zhiyue and the fat guy!

I could see it myself, but the problem is...