My life can't be a harem game!

"I don't want to be in business, but I can't control myself after drinking!"

When I saw the fat guy with a red face and thick neck fighting with Ze Zhiyue, I said this sentence for some reason, and was also stared at by a sharp gaze for some reason...

"Drinking——"

As if she remembered something, Lu Mengchan bit her lip, and her originally sharp gaze gradually became slow and gentle. In the end, she said nothing, lowered her head and began to wash the dishes.

The seemingly calm behavior stunned several people including Bi Bo...

When did the jealous person become generous?

But since she has always been jealous, she didn't say anything...

Then just do what you should do?

She had not been in this place for long but she could clearly understand the desire of this blonde sister to monopolize her brother, especially the fat otaku who was the first person she came to greet. Although she wanted to enhance her noble status by belittling Lu Fengxian, every time she said so, she would be stared at by a hidden murderous aura!

It was just like the feeling I had when I was stopped by a gang of thugs on the street a long time ago. They looked at me like I was looking at something dirty...

Needless to say, Ze Zhiyue has always been very interested in beautiful women, and he pays special attention to beauties like Lu Mengchan. He knows better than anyone how much of a brother-control this beautiful-looking person actually has...

"Since you've finished eating outside, why don't you come to my room tonight?" Blinking her light blue eyes, Bi Bo said seductively. This is a rare good opportunity. It's rare that the jealous guy has no objection. She must seize the opportunity!

"Don't make trouble, the relationship between us is pure..."

When Lu Fengxian said this, he felt a little embarrassed and whispered, "Friends!"

"Hey..."

Bi Bo cried out with a sad face, probably realizing that she probably had no chance tonight...

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The night is always quiet and humorous. A light autumn breeze blows from afar. After a busy day, while the stars are twinkling and the wine is still warm, Lv Fengxian, Ze Zhiyue and Fatty climb onto the roof under the cover of night...

The furnishings are quite romantic, with a small table, retro wine bottles and a few delicious-looking side dishes.

Although they could have done this at night the past two days, they were after all tasked with entertaining about a hundred people. Although Lu Fengxian's abnormal level of physical strength could support him to do such a thing, the other two, including Ze Zhiyue, were a little tired. After all, human beings are made of flesh and blood, and they will always get tired and exhausted.

And today, due to the addition of external aid, it is not just these few people herself. Lu Mengchan also forced the hundred or so people to arrange ten people to help, and the speed is faster than ever before!

So I have time and energy to do what I didn’t do in the past two days!

Facing the night breeze, holding a cup of warm rice wine, with two close friends beside me...

"That moon is so beautiful, so white and creamy. If there were two of them, it would be just like the movie I watched yesterday..."

I have no interest in the content of the film mentioned by the fat man, and I don’t want to find out at all!

"It reminds me of my girlfriend No. 398. She is now working in the space station in outer space. I really hope she can fly down..."

I won't say anything about the numbers in front, everyone knows what kind of person you are, Ze Zhiyue. But when you flew down later, the smile on your face didn't look like remembrance or longing, but a kind of aftertaste... ok, just think about it and you will know what it means.

All in all, although neither of them is serious, they are undoubtedly good friends!

Only good friends would come from so far away to see you, and only good friends would be willing to help you do such tedious and unrewarding things.

Although he didn't say it, he was deeply moved in his heart. After all, in this materialistic age, there are not many people like these two!

"I'll toast to you two!"

I don't know when he started to become so literary, but if he didn't, it seemed that he couldn't express his gratitude. After hearing this, the two of them were stunned...

"Sure enough, after being secretly taught a lesson, he even couldn't speak normally anymore?" The fat guy covered his chest with his hands, his face full of grief.

"Poor thing." Ze Zhiyue shook his head and sighed, beating his chest and stamping his feet in sorrow. He could be said to be a natural actor.

"Aren't you a doctor? Treat him right away!"

After a few questions and answers between the two, Lu Fengxian finally sobered up. He kicked the fat guy's butt without any hesitation, and then raised his middle finger to Ze Zhiyue.

I am still too stupid and naive. It would be better to just say thank you directly than to be pedantic with them. Or to put it more directly, how can I repay them for coming all the way to help me...

"If you want to thank me, find me a girlfriend, right? My requirements are not too high. Just give me a Hatano, and I don't ask for anything else!"

"It's even simpler for me. Do you know how to edit biological genetic sequences? How about giving birth to a child so I can study it?"

"Just pretend I didn't say that."

What a joke, if I said I could make that famous superstar Hatano the fat otaku’s wife, why would I be standing here?

Ze Zhiyue's words about having a child for fun are just like what he would say if his parents were still alive and by his side. It's as simple and easy as farting to produce a child. Although he had lost his virginity long ago, he is still just a child...

Actually, it's really unpleasant to think about it now. Bibo followed me all the way from the sub-human area to the human world and accepted the culture and moral values of the human world. Not to mention that he didn't respond to everyone in the sub-human area, even wanting to "beep" to me at night was extremely difficult.

But I was different. As soon as I found a chance, I ran outside to pick wild flowers, and they were the kind of wild flowers that were worse than the blue water. I had no ill intentions, but now when I think about it, I feel quite bad. That's right, I have been making the person who should least wait wait. After all, to be honest, as a man, it seems that I don't suffer any disadvantage in doing that kind of thing!

It's really painful...

With this thought in mind, Lu Fengxian casually opened the beer placed next to the rice wine bottle, opened it and drank it all in one gulp.

I can say that I didn't drink alcohol in the past. After all, I don't really like the taste and mouthfeel of beer. I don't know what kind of taste buds those drunkards have to drink bottle after bottle of beer. This seems quite incredible to me.

But since last night I realized one thing...

Maybe you don’t like the taste of beer, but there is no denying that you like the feeling of being drunk very much. There are very few times when your brain is completely empty and you don’t think about anything, but being drunk happens to be one of those times!

When someone toasts you, you just think it tastes bad, but after a few drinks, the gradually dizzy feeling in the head almost everyone is addicted to it!

It is said that drinking to drown your sorrows only makes you more sorrowful, but the most tragic thing in this world is probably those who don’t even have the opportunity to drown their sorrows in alcohol…

As soon as he took a sip of the glass, Lu Fengxian felt dizzy and his consciousness became blurred before he could react. It seemed that his alcohol tolerance was even worse than the last time he drank?

But it’s not bad at all. There are only a few grown men around, what out of the ordinary can they do?

Looking at the strong and healthy Ze Zhiyue and the huge fat guy who were eating melon seeds and chatting next to him, Lu Fengxian was full of confidence!

With this thought in mind, Lu Fengxian immediately drank the second cup. As soon as he took a sip, he felt his consciousness drift away all of a sudden. His whole body felt light and fluttery, floating in the air, and finally falling rapidly -

"what--!"

Accompanied by a quick female scream, the night of Sanhemu fell into a long silence...

Chapter 78: Brother or sister, who is more childish? [Enter with caution]

So noisy...

I was not awakened by the sunlight, but by the noise outside. When I opened my eyes, I saw a fat face with blood and tears. I was so scared that I slapped it immediately.

Bang bang bang...

Duang! ?

After rolling dozens of times, he crashed into a strong body. The strong vibration woke up Lu Fengxian, who was still half asleep and half awake. Only then did he realize that there was a person lying next to him...

In fact, to be more precise, they are not humans, but sub-humans!

It’s Bibo!

This beautiful woman with round breasts and plump buttocks was lying naked in her bed. Two slightly cold pieces of soft flesh were pressing on her arms. He could even feel her breathing and heartbeat.

"what happened?"

Lu Fengxian screamed, and when he wanted to get up, he found that he was naked, mmp, who took off all his clothes! ?

However, he soon turned his attention to another...

Wet, slippery, and...

"You gave me a good beating last night, and nearly sent me to God."

Ze Zhiyue, who had been silent from the beginning, spoke suddenly. No one noticed until he spoke, but when he spoke, Lu Fengxian couldn't help but be shocked. He saw that one of the eyes on the evil and somewhat unruly face that had deceived countless women was already purple. No one knew who had hit him. It was just... too cool!

"You mean, I hit you?"

"Please don't be confused, it was 100% you who did it. If you need the fist pattern verification, I can show it to you in a minute!"

"Then...I'm sorry?"

"You should be the one saying sorry, not me. Look, there are a lot of people outside the room..."

A lot! ?

When Lu Fengxian was puzzled by this, he found that the fat man had been lying on the ground beside him. His huge body was as shaking as a mountain, and for some reason, he seemed to be trembling slightly...

"Fat guy, yes, I'm sorry..."

"Ah, anyway, I'm just a otaku, a otaku who will never have a girlfriend in my life!"

He was so angry and grief-stricken that he even let out a wolf howl. Lu Fengxian was terrified watching him. Did he make him stupid when he got up just now?

I was already at a point where I couldn't find a girlfriend, and now I didn't expect that one would come along.

So tragic!

"Don't worry, I'm not crazy, I just got too shocked..."

"Shock?"

Only then did I react and looked down at Bi Bo who was naked next to me. I roughly understood what was going on. This fat guy, it was just one shot, it's not like he didn't...

"It howled for seven or eight hours last night. It really is the pinnacle of human evolution. This kind of endurance is a bit scary for me...

Seven or eight hours?

Lasting power?

"What do you mean!?"

Looking at Ze Zhiyue's funny face because of the swelling of one eye socket, for some reason, Lu Fengxian always felt that he couldn't laugh, and for some reason, he always felt as if a knife was slowly being placed on his neck...

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what--!

Yamete, Yamete!

This was a term that had appeared in countless movies that boys watched at night, and it was also a dirty word used by countless girls!

But just last night, these students were forced to listen for most of the night. After all, they were children of the sanitation department. No matter how social they looked, few of them had the nerve to knock on the door and ask them to speak in a low voice.

Especially since the Honda Hotel is made entirely of wood. Although it's quite elegant, if it's hit by any collision, there will be banging noises... Oh my God, you know, although the buildings in District 13 are made of wood, their earthquake resistance is definitely at the level where they won't make any noise even in an 8-magnitude earthquake, okay?

So most of them are in bad spirits...

I was in a bad mood and even had no appetite for breakfast. Among the hundred or so people, few of them ate before the sumptuous breakfast.

As for when Lu Fengxian, the culprit, came out of the room, he was naturally greeted by the contemptuous and curious gazes from the girls and the kneeling worshipful gazes from the boys...

After doing it for eight hours straight, he can't be described as battle-hardened at all. He is simply a monster, a devil, and the pride of all male compatriots!

"I feel a little embarrassed that you are staring at me like that."

Lu Fengxian was flattered when he met so many gazes as soon as he went out, especially when some of them looked at him as if he were a god or something... He should go take a shower quickly.

"Wait, could you please teach us the secret of delaying ejaculation?"

"I don't know what the secret to delaying ejaculation is. Don't ask me. I'm still a child!"

"If you are a child, what are we? Unfertilized eggs?"

It didn't feel good to be surrounded by a group of adolescent men, especially after what I had done last night. Being the center of attention felt like being a rare animal in a zoo.

It's just torture...

Especially now that my whole body is still sticky and there is a strange smell, it is even more so.

"I want to take a shower, please don't stop me, thank you, thank you very much!"

Lu Fengxian seemed a little anxious. He wanted to rush to the hot spring, but those male classmates just wouldn't let him go. They were even more clingy than followers. He had no choice but to use his own shield...

"It was only thanks to the Gun-Resistant Pills developed by Dr. Ze Zhiyue that I was able to escape from the vagina. Ze Zhiyue's kindness to me is like that of a second parent!!!"

"Eh, me?"

Then, while Ze Zhiyue hadn't reacted yet, he grabbed his collar and threw him into the group of boys, accepting their overwhelming enthusiasm.

Without getting in the way of these idiots, Lu Fengxian barely managed to escape with great effort. He successfully reached the bathroom door and leaned over to get in.

The most unforgettable thing in the whole hotel...

spa!