"I'll try to cook less beans from now on... If it really doesn't work out, I'll just take them to Beloberg and sell them. After all, they're fresh vegetables, so I can't let them go to waste."
"what?"
Xing, who had just finished a bowl of rice with the dishes, looked up in confusion, licked the corner of his mouth and asked doubtfully:
"Are bean sticks not tasty? No, I think. Just cut some dirty eggs and some meat into a pot and cook it. It's delicious~"
Her stupid brain couldn't understand why people on the bus didn't want to eat something so delicious... Everyone was so happy when they ate it for the first time.
"Can't eat any more!"
Who knew that after hearing this, Yue Yan became even more determined: "Xing has eaten too many beans and has become a mixture of Nanhe Province and Dongshan!
This month I'm taking all the beans to Belloberg to sell! Not a single one can be left!"
It’s only been 15 days this month, and we’ve already eaten 18 meals of beans. Even elders like Walter and Jizi, who are never picky about food, are somewhat reluctant to eat. Xing is the only one who becomes happier the more he eats.
After all, she is a person who can wake up in the middle of the night and sleepwalk to eat the hospital plants when she is angry. It is hard to say whether she really has the trait of "getting tired of eating".
So, amidst the anxious cries of "No, no!" from a certain little raccoon, Yue Yan put away the remaining beans and freshly cooked dishes in the kitchen and replaced them with a few new ones.
……
……
……
Night slowly fell, and the artificial moon of Car Wash Star rose into the sky, casting a ray of bright moonlight through the skylight on the top, illuminating the bedroom.
The moonlight was vast and calming, but Yue Yan was lying on her bed, replaying the events of the day in her mind. She felt upset and couldn't fall asleep.
She activated the power of destiny in her body, and her pajamas transformed into a set of sacrificial clothes. She took out her phone and took a selfie - the kiss mark on her right cheek was still clearly visible.
"..."
I stretched out my index finger and pressed gently, and the mark was pressed into a dent along with the skin. There was no strange feeling when I touched it... This thing was really imprinted on my body.
"Ugh……"
After sighing, she finally gave up the idea of removing the kiss mark and began to try to divert her attention.
After staring at the sacred yet somewhat sexy selfie, as well as the gold pieces and tattoos on her collarbone for a long time, Yue Yan suddenly became curious - what did she look like under her clothes?
Or... can I actually physically remove this clothing? Will it just disappear? If I can, can I wear something else?
There's a saying that goes, "Practice is the only criterion for testing truth." With this thought in mind, she climbed out of bed, stood in front of her large mirror, and tentatively reached out to take off her eye mask...
But unfortunately, after the blindfold was removed, her ritual attire turned back into the pajamas she had worn before...it seemed like that wasn't going to work.
Yue Yan refused to believe in evil and changed again. This time, she didn't remove the blindfold, but directly took off the sacrificial robe...
But what I didn’t expect was that this time it actually worked, and the clothes didn’t change back after I took them off.
198
Chapter 198 Kafka!?
(Omitted content: After the protagonist took off his clothes and looked at them for a while..., halfway through, a woman's voice suddenly came from behind him)
……
My goodness, the pain was so severe that tears dried up in her eyes. She lay on the ground like a steamed shrimp, hunched over and unable to get up for a long time, gasping for breath from time to time.
"It hurts, hiss...ah..."
But that was nothing, because the moment that voice rang out, the thousands of episodes of Little Liu Bei and H-manga she had read in two lifetimes echoed in her mind, finally condensed into four big words - "social death."
The stress reaction caused several cracks on her back, from which several huge tongues stretched out, grabbed the woman who made the sound, and forced her against the wall behind the bed.
Ignoring the pain in her body, she limped to her feet, and hurriedly grabbed the blanket from the gaming chair beside her and draped it over herself, covering her body before turning to look at the woman who was speaking.
However, to her surprise, it turned out to be a guy who shouldn't be here...
"Kafka? Why are you here?! How did you get into my room?"
This person was wearing a light and airy coat that he couldn't shake off, making people wonder if it was glued on. It also had purple stockings, leather pants, and that light honey-scented lipstick...
There was no doubt that the person who had sneaked into his room was Kafka, the star core hunter for whom the company had offered a bounty of tens of billions... Why was she here?
She shouldn't be here in the original plot! Is this a butterfly effect?
"What? Can't I come? Where the script doesn't specify, I can do whatever I want, including coming to see you. My job is very flexible..."
There is almost no role for me in the next scene, I can do whatever I want, but you..."
Kafka stared at Yue Yan with interest and said teasingly:
"I didn't expect it. I only hugged you a few times that day, but you were so shy that you wanted to find a hole to hide in. When you're alone, you're actually like this..."
"Claw!"
The girl interrupted the other person in shame and anger: "That kind of thing...that kind of thing doesn't every adult do?! It's a very normal need!
But you, you sneaking into other people's homes to peek is abnormal! If I call the police and catch you, you'll get three to five years in prison!"
"Huh? I didn't say you were abnormal~"
Kafka pretended to be surprised, but then chuckled and said:
"Don't worry, I understand. For an adult woman, this kind of thing is hard to talk about, but it's normal. I just 'accidentally' saw a little bit.
They're all girls, so it shouldn't be a big deal, right?"
"Well...I'm glad you understand."
When Yue Yan heard this, his eyes moved slightly. He stood up wrapped in a towel, took the sacrificial robe that he had placed aside, and prepared to put it on himself, but he still had no intention of putting the other person down. Instead, the tongues tightened even more.
"So, can you put me down?"
Kafka, who was still pinned against the wall, struggled a bit and frowned: "My coat is wet. If it gets stained with saliva, it will take a long time to wash it when I get home..."
"No."
The girl rolled her eyes, covered the man's eyes with her tongue, and then clumsily began to put on her clothes, replying as she did so:
"You haven't told me how you got in yet... I clearly remember the train doors were locked, and you don't have visitor ID. How did you get in?"
"Ah, that's easy—there's a hole in the kitchen that hasn't been repaired yet. There are some maintenance people working on it, but it's not a big deal for me to keep them out of sight."
"Then how did you get into my room?"
She continued, "My room has a lock, and besides me, only Sanyue and Xing can open it."
"Yes, it was Xing who opened it for me. She told me before that she could open your door."
Kafka's lips curled up slightly. "I came in from the kitchen and caught her in the dining room freezer, getting up in the middle of the night to eat something. I controlled her with my spirit and brought her to your room. What happened next was a matter of course."
"This guy……"
After hearing this, Yue Yan didn't know what to say - she only hated herself for not educating Xing well. This was not the first or second time that Xing got up in the middle of the night to eat secretly. She had not paid much attention to it, but she didn't expect that this time he would actually get her into trouble!
"I'm going to keep my freezer locked from now on."
She gritted her teeth and said, "No one is allowed to eat in the middle of the night!"
"So you can put me down now, dear?"
"No."
Yue Yan shook her head: "I haven't put on my clothes yet, let's talk about it after I'm dressed."
This sacrificial garment is really too complicated... Although it is easy to take off, there are many steps to put it on... If any step is wrong, it will not be put on. Even if you force it on, it will slip off, which is very troublesome.
"Hey, why are you so shy? I've seen everything I need to see~"
She couldn't hold herself back when she heard this. She looked at him fiercely and threatened him, "If you dare say another word, I'll kill you! I'll send you to the resurrection match!"
Kafka pouted:
"Where's the real murderer..."
Half an hour later, Kafka, who had been pressed against the wall, could no longer hold it in - she felt that her eyes were about to be soaked with saliva.
What's more, my coat is made of real leather, so it's not a big deal if it keeps being soaked like this.
"How about you put me down first?"
She asked tentatively, "I have some knowledge of clothing, and I've worn some particularly difficult clothes before. Perhaps I can help you."
"Emmmm..."
Yue Yan, who had been trying to put the robe on for a long time, looked at the sacrificial robe that had been almost rolled into a ball of wool by herself, and was in complete hesitation - if it weren't for the strong material, it would have been torn to pieces if she had worn it the way she was wearing it.
Considering that she might not be able to wear it for another 10 years, after a brainstorming session, she still hesitated and put Kafka down:
"Then... you, please help me put it on."
"Oh, my hair is wet."
After regaining her freedom, Kafka walked over and first used the towel that Yue Yan had used to wrap herself to wipe the saliva off her hair and face. Then she threw it aside, bent down, and took the sacrificial robe from her arms.
He turned it over and over and looked at it carefully for a long time, and finally restored the piece of clothes to its original state after a series of operations.
She gently patted the shoulder of the girl squatting on the ground:
"Okay, stand up, don't squat on the ground."
"Oh……"
Yue Yan stood up obediently, but still bent over, with both hands still tightly protecting herself. Her face was as red as a tomato, and she was unwilling to let go.
"Tsk."
Kafka's voice was somewhat helpless - she had never had such trouble dressing Xing before:
"Take your hands away, how can I dress you like this?
"Have you ever been to school? Have you ever stood at attention during military training? Stand still, hands hanging down... and don't move. Do whatever I tell you to do. Do you understand?"
"I understand, I understand."
Yue Yan nodded somewhat stiffly.
Next, she let the other party change her clothes and dress her like a doll in the hands of an elementary school girl.
But I have to say, Ka's mother was very efficient. It was much better than her putting it on alone. She put it on her in a short while.
199
Chapter 199 Misunderstanding.
"Lift your right leg up. Wait a minute, this strap here should be passed over and fastened with the buckle at the back."
"Ah good……"
Listening to the other party's request, the girl raised one leg very obediently, and Kafka took the belt with her right hand and passed it over. Due to the relationship between the body positions, the scene at this time was very H for a while...
But Yue Yan knew that Ka Ma was actually very reliable, at least she would not touch her - unlike those two guys who always took advantage of her when she was dressing.
At this moment, footsteps suddenly sounded from the other side of the door, followed by a familiar female voice, mixed with a hint of shock and disbelief:
"Yue Yan? What are you doing?"
"what?"
Kafka's hand had just stretched out halfway, and she was about to tie the lace when the girl subconsciously looked in the direction of the voice.
I saw March 7 holding the door handle with one hand, staring at me blankly.
The other hand was holding an ice cream, but it had already fallen to the ground...
Her eyes were lifeless, but she stared at the two of them intently, muttering and repeating: "What are you doing?"!!!
At that moment, Yue Yan's brainstorming started again. She looked down at the position between herself and Kafka - one of them raised their legs, the other extended their hands...
Thinking about it carefully, this scene is indeed too exciting and could easily lead to misunderstanding...
"Uh……"
But at this point, she could only pretend to be calm - after all, this wasn't the first time she had experienced something like this, and getting too excited would only make her cover-up seem more obvious.
She cleared her throat and said calmly:
"What I want to say is... this is just a misunderstanding, do you believe it?"
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