Orochimaru, running away with a bucket

Uzumaki Chigusa hurriedly found a mirror and looked at herself in the mirror. She was relieved to see that there were no crow's feet around her eyes, which symbolized the end of her youth. But when she thought about how she was still in her prime, but in Orochimaru's mouth she had become an old woman with crow's feet, she said angrily, "Orochimaru, don't joke about this kind of thing!"

"Chigusa, thank you for your time. Although you are a little bit unruly, you are very beautiful, there is no doubt about that."

Orochimaru said with a sincere smile, thanking Uzumaki Chigusa from the bottom of his heart.

"Are you complimenting me?"

Uzumaki Chigusa felt that Orochimaru was finding new ways to scold her.

"Orochimaru, don't put too much pressure on yourself."

Uzumaki Chigusa persuaded her, saying that she believed that Mito-sama had been mentally prepared since the moment he sealed the Nine-Tails and became a Jinchūriki.

Seeing what Orochimaru did for Mito-sama, Uzumaki Chigusa was worried that she might go to extremes.

"I've never been one to give up easily... Goodbye."

Orochimaru already has a research direction, so how could he give up?

PS:

At present, the Uzumaki Village has not been destroyed yet. The Namen-do, which is very important to the Uzumaki clan, is naturally in the Uzumaki Village and is guarded by the Uzumaki clan themselves.

Volume 95: Chapter : Shocking Uchiha Madara for a Hundred Years

In a room in the laboratory, an experiment on chakra poison was being conducted. Hinata Mio used her Byakugan to observe the physical changes of the shadow clone that was poisoned by the chakra poison.

However, Orochimaru, who should have been concentrating on the experiment, was distracted by other things.

Jinchūriki, the Jinchūriki I can contact in this era, the monk Bunfuku who is imprisoned in the Sand Village of the Wind Country is the Jinchūriki that I can contact most easily, the Jinchūriki of the One-Tail Shukaku.

There's a high probability that Bonfuku, who believes there's no difference between tailed beasts and humans, will agree to my request...

But now is not the time. At least I have to learn the sealing technique. If I face the tailed beast with my strength, wouldn’t that be seeking death?

boom--!

Under the torture of chakra poison, the shadow clone turned into smoke and dissipated. Orochimaru's body paused slightly, and the feeling of being poisoned by chakra poison returned to his body as the shadow clone disappeared.

"Orochimaru, are you okay?"

Hinata Mio looked at Orochimaru, who was obviously thinking about something else. She was a little worried that she was distracted from an important experiment, but she didn't know what to say.

"I'm sorry, Mio, something is bothering me."

Orochimaru said apologetically that it was an experiment that had been prepared for a long time, but it was not so perfect because of her distraction. Fortunately, the experimental subject used her own shadow clone, and fortunately, the feeling of being poisoned by the chakra poison still remained in her body.

"There seems to be something wrong with the research direction of chakra toxin. This is not the chakra toxin I want."

Orochimaru looked at the remaining chakra toxin in the test tube. The current chakra toxin attacks the cells and meridians throughout the poisoned person's body, making the poisoned person unable to refine chakra and become completely disabled.

This effect is equivalent to being hit by Wind Style Rasenshuriken, except that the chakra poison will not paralyze the victim.

As a toxin that makes the poisoned person lose the ability to be a ninja forever, chakra poison is undoubtedly an extremely vicious toxin. Moreover, there is no antidote for this toxin in a short period of time after being poisoned. The poisoned person will lose all chakra in unimaginable pain.

Im asked respectfully, "Lord Orochimaru, do you want to proceed with the next experiment?"

"No, today's experiment ends here. Thank you for your hard work."

Orochimaru's expression was calm and there was no trace of madness or anger due to the failed experiment on her face, as if the failure of this experiment was within her expectations.

The research direction of chakra poison is wrong, and there is no objection to continuing the research. This toxin has no effect on the Otsutsuki clan.

Over the past three years, Orochimaru has researched countless kinds of poisons, and the chakra toxin he finally developed is not what she expected.

Life is never smooth sailing, and Orochimaru never thought that he could succeed at once.

Since the research direction is wrong, she will change it and continue researching. She believes that she will always succeed.

All of Orochimaru's research results were developed slowly by learning from continuous failures.

When it comes to patience, Orochimaru believes that not many people can compare to her, but when it comes to some things, her patience is extremely poor.

Walking in the corridor of the laboratory, Hinata Mio looked at Orochimaru who was walking in front of her, wanting to say something but stopping herself, not knowing whether she should ask.

As Orochimaru's first laboratory, the scale of this underground laboratory has expanded several times, and there are more animals in the culture tanks, including some extremely dangerous rare and exotic beasts.

Below the laboratory, insects with the Flying Thunder God Technique pattern that were cultivated through parasitic insects are raised.

Orochimaru, who is currently unable to use the Flying Thunder God Technique well in battle, has come up with a more clever method, which is to use parasitic insects that can obey his orders. When fighting with the enemy, he lets the parasitic insects take position in advance so that she can use the Flying Thunder God Technique to move.

Over the past three years, she has used this method to kill countless ninjas who came to assassinate her. It can be said that this insidious method has always been effective.

The number of completed B-level and A-level tasks on the ninja registration form has skyrocketed.

Throughout history, no ninja has ever completed so many B-rank and A-rank missions at her age.

Fortunately, no reward has to be paid, otherwise, Sarutobi Hiruzen's hairline, which was already receding, would have moved back even faster.

Orochimaru admitted that his methods were insidious, but the most insidious one was the Awesome Klaus's Senju Tobirama, who developed such a cheating time-space ninjutsu as the Flying Thunder God Jutsu.

It cannot be said that he is insidious, considering that he developed the Flying Thunder God Technique to deal with the Sharingan, the Shadow Clone Technique was also developed to deal with the Sharingan, and the Multiplying Exploding Talisman was prepared for Izanagi.

Maybe the Impure World Reincarnation was also a preparation for a fight with the Uchiha.

It can be seen that all of Senju Tobirama's forbidden techniques and water escape techniques were developed for the Uchiha.

The deeper the love, the deeper the hatred!

It is also said that the Uchiha clan is the one that values emotions the most, and Tobirama Senju, the second-in-command of the Senju clan, is not much worse.

"Mio, what do you want to say?"

Orochimaru noticed Hinata Mio's hesitant expression as if she wanted to say something.

Hinata Mio paused, looked at Orochimaru, hesitated and said, "Orochimaru, what have you been anxious about recently? What made you become like this? You are not like the Orochimaru I know at all."

"Anxiety..."

Orochimaru was not surprised that Hinata Mio could see his emotions. "That's something I can't tell you for now. Maybe... you'll know later."

No matter what happens in the future, just do your best. Nothing goes smoothly, and nothing goes as planned.

Island, experimental base.

Although the research on chakra explosives has slowed down, it does not mean that the research has stopped. People at the experimental base are still conducting research on chakra explosives. The number of detonation experiments has been changed from once a day to three or four days or even once a week to test the power of chakra explosives.

The elderly Uchiha Madara walked in the experimental base, and the people in the experimental base did not stop him from walking around. He was still dressed in a black robe and carrying a samurai sword. His appearance had not changed at all compared to three years ago.

"It's been over three years, and you're still doing that boring research?"

"Lao Deng, you're not dead yet! Living in such a dangerous place, and still being able to survive for so long, you're quite capable."

He glanced at Uchiha Madara, whom he hadn't seen for many days, with a hint of surprise in his eyes. He slowly shook the beaker in his hand, and the liquid inside slowly turned into powder.

"Those weak beasts can't hurt me."

Uchiha Madara's old voice was filled with his unique arrogance. Even though he was old and frail, he was still Uchiha Madara. How could he be hurt by those beasts?

"Then, I, a young man, will wait for the day when I can collect your body."

Si's attention returned to the beaker in his hand.

"The power of the explosives you developed hasn't improved much since two years ago. Your current research is a waste of time and materials."

Uchiha Madara crossed his arms and looked at the things on the experimental table that he didn't recognize, but from the explosive power of the detonation experiments in recent years, he could feel that the research on explosives in this experimental base had reached a bottleneck.

"You old fogey, you know nothing. Stop pointing fingers! Do you know what science is? Do you know what the gunpowder in my hand is made of? Do you know why I allow you to walk around the experimental base freely?"

As if stimulated by Uchiha Madara's words, Mi asked questions one after another.

"why?"

Uchiha Madara really didn't know why Tsuyoshi allowed an outsider like him to walk around in the experimental base.

"Because you're an old idiot who knows nothing!"

Mi said bluntly, raising his middle finger to Uchiha Madara.

If this old man wasn't still useful, she would have already planted chakra explosives in his hiding place, letting him ignite it again when he's old. The kind that ignites to the point of exploding.

"..."

Uchiha Madara was speechless. He really didn't recognize any of the materials on the table, except for the glassware such as beakers and test tubes used as experimental equipment.

"What? You're speechless? Technology is the primary productive force! You've never even watched TV, you caveman out of touch with society! I bet you haven't even seen the Warring States Period filmed by the Uchiha clan, and yet you dare to point fingers in front of me? What else do you have besides your age? Are you worthy?"

Tsutomu's series of words were like a string of cannonballs, leaving Uchiha Madara unable to even respond, but he still heard important information in Tsutomu's words.

"The Uchiha clan filming the Warring States period? What is that?"

Uchiha Madara could understand every word that Tsutomu said, but why couldn't he understand when these words formed a sentence?

Is it...

Have I really been out of touch with the ninja world for too long?

Uchiha Madara couldn't help but have such doubts in his mind.

"That's a movie made by the Uchiha clan. It seems to commemorate the years of war with the Senju clan in the troubled times. It's a widely acclaimed movie and has been shown in theaters in many countries."

What is a movie?

What is making a movie?

I couldn't understand a word she was saying.

Uchiha Madara was completely confused, as if he had inexplicably come to another world.

I often go out to buy food and daily necessities, so why do I feel like I haven't had contact with the outside world for many years?

"I knew you, an old fogey, hadn't read it. Sigh, you're talking useless nonsense again."

The powder in the beaker in Si's hand suddenly burst into dazzling light. With a puff, a large amount of smoke emerged from the beaker, forming a miniature mushroom cloud. The beaker suddenly turned from transparent to black.

When Uchiha Madara saw this scene, he laughed heartily. He had just been holding it in for so long and finally he let out a sigh of relief.

"This is TV. Watch it if you want, Old Deng. If you don't want to, go home and don't disturb my research, okay? I'm very busy."

He impatiently pushed Uchiha Madara into the entertainment room and turned on the TV for him to watch.

This is...are they from the Uchiha clan?

Uchiha Madara was immediately attracted by the handsome men and beautiful women talking and laughing on TV, and recognized them as members of the Uchiha clan from the flame fan family emblem on their clothes.

What are they doing?

Uchiha Madara narrowed his eyes and was shocked when he saw the advertisement shot by the Uchiha clan. The old face under the mask was a little distorted, as if he saw something beyond his understanding.

What happened to the Uchiha clan during the years I left Uchiha?

What is happening to this world?

PS:

Uchiha Madara hid his identity and came into contact with Orochimaru's shadow clone, Tsutomu. His personality remained the same. He would definitely not fight over something if his identity was hidden.

They are both wearing vests, but Orochimaru's vest is more concealed and is not afraid of the illusion of the Eternal Mangekyō Sharingan. The shadow clone can detect it at the first time when it is hit by the illusion.

I'm slacking off at the end of the month, so I'll update twice today with 7600 words.

Happy New Year to everyone in advance!

Volume 96: Chapter Jiraiya Loses Again

In the open space near Orochimaru's house, Jiraiya excitedly danced as he told Orochimaru and Tsunade about his training in combined ninjutsu with the toads on Mount Myoboku.

"That was quite a strenuous training! Master Jiraiya relied on his immense personal charm to successfully convince those toads to assist me in my combined ninjutsu training! That's Master Jiraiya's personal charm!"

Jiraiya stretched out his hand and struck a pose that he thought looked very handsome, but in reality he had put in a lot of effort to get those toads to help him practice combination ninjutsu.

You have a summoning contract with Myōboku-san, but the summoned beast you want to summon doesn't recognize you. Why would it help you? Is it just because of the summoning contract?

It doesn’t even know you, why should it help you?

Therefore, Jiraiya made a lot of efforts to get the help and recognition of the toads.

"Combination ninjutsu..."

Tsunade put one hand on her waist and the other on Orochimaru's shoulder, thinking of Jiraiya's previous display of sage chakra, "Jiraiya, how is your previous sage mode training going?"

"We can put the training for Sage Mode aside for now. It's more important to practice combined ninjutsu and develop rapport with the toads of Myoboku Mountain."

Jiraiya scratched his head, thinking about how he would look like if he entered Sage Mode. Not only would he not be able to please his elder sisters, he would also scare them so much that they would lose their color and scream.