The Forger of Strange Items Starting from Collapse

"This is worth talking about." Chen Li instantly became interested.

"What do you mean?" After hearing what Chen Li said, not only Topa, but also Heita and Ester were quite interested in it.

"I'm a fictional historian who's a bit of a trainee. I have abilities similar to theirs, but I don't know if they'd acknowledge me."

"Didn't you gain abilities similar to those of fictional historians because of your belief in the mysterious star god? The title of rare artifact forger actually sounds subtly similar to fictional history." Topa made a bold guess.

"Not at all. I solemnly declare here that although I am a fictional historian, I always believe that the Star God of Balance is the star god who has made the greatest contribution to this universe. Without the Star God of Balance, it would be like the wife cake without the wife, or the Black Tower Space Station without the Black Tower. It would be boring!" said Chen Li.

"I always feel that you are mocking me, and I have evidence." Heita narrowed his eyes.

"5 Star Stone, forget this irony."

During the second collapse event, Chen Li had obtained a total of 2 Star Stones, and the current total Star Stone amount had exceeded 2900! So now he was being very generous.

Fat otaku drinks happy water one bottle at a time and then throws it away!

"Okay, no problem." For the sake of the 5-star stone, Heita readily agreed.

"Then may I ask Mr. Strange Item Forger, are you a believer of the Star God of Balance? Are you the legendary arbitrator? Zhang Zhang!" Just as Topa was concentrating on the interview, Topa's pet Zhang Zhang suddenly rushed towards Chen Li, circled around Chen Li's feet, staring at the star stone that Chen Li had just taken out, and shouted excitedly.

"It doesn't matter, just continue the interview." Chen Li picked up the Qian Qian who was circling around his feet obediently but didn't dare to offend him in any way, and put him on his lap.

After being picked up by Chen Li, Zhang Zhang was too well-behaved and didn't dare to move.

After Chen Li fed the other party a 1-star stone, Zhang Zhang began to rub against Chen Li again, to a degree that even its owner Topa felt a little outrageous.

Almost flattering.

"The little guy is quite cute. He should cry for a long time after getting punched, right?" Chen Li rubbed his face.

Chen Li suddenly thought of what the elf had said to his son Wangcai.

Right, right!

"Mr. Rare Item Forger, please don't say such terrible things seriously. Let's get back to the topic we were talking about just now..." Although Topa had no idea why his pet was so flattering to Chen Li, he felt that this was also an opportunity.

Come on, account! Use cute tactics!

It's just... Topa always felt that it was a bit weird that Zhang Zhang was so submissive and fawning when his master was still around. He always felt like he was being n*r.

"We just talked about the Star God of Balance, right? I reiterate that I will always support the great Star God of Balance, and hope that the Star God of Balance can continue to balance the good and evil, positive and negative, destruction and creation in this world. And if any arbitrators under the Star God of Balance encounter difficulties, they can come to me, and I will do my best to help them solve the problem." Chen Li said seriously.

"Oh? Then, Mr. Artifact Forger, can you tell me why you admire the Star God of Balance so much? For example, you witnessed the Star God of Balance when you were a child or were saved by the Arbitrator." Topa instantly realized that this was a big selling point.

"Heh, what childhood could he have in this world? I think he simply feels that what he does in this world and the strange artifacts he forges might make the God of Balance go bald from fixing bugs, so he wants to build some relationships first to avoid the arbitrators under the God of Balance taking turns to sneak up on him, right?" The black tower beside him laughed.

Not to mention anything else, just the magical item created by Chen Li that can resurrect others without any side effects is already incredible.

Chen Li has been wandering around this world for such a long time and has never seen the Balance Star God come out to beat Chen Li. It is simply because the last resurrection card fragment is too difficult to get and no one has collected the complete resurrection card yet.

10 days.

The Black Tower said a number, just 10 days!

According to the pace at which Chen Li was causing trouble in this world, the fact that Chen Li was not beaten up by the God of Balance himself after 10 days showed that the God of Balance had a good temper!

Or maybe the God of Balance felt that he couldn't kill Chen Li, so he simply didn't fight.

What else can you do? Let the God of Balance give you an award?

The name of the trophy is the Balance Destruction Award!

Someone creates balance, and someone destroys it...

Hiss...wait, this seems really balanced!

Oh no, Chen Li has become an innate balanced holy body!

"How is that possible? Don't spit bloody words at me. Come on, Toppa, I'll tell you a story about the interesting things that happened between me and the God of Balance when I was a child... I'll cut out that part just now, thank you."

"...Please continue." Topa smiled awkwardly but politely.

Thankfully this wasn't a live broadcast.

"I have been connected with balance since I was a child. I loved playing with balance when I was three years old, and caused a huge balance disaster for my family... I was wrong. I was recognized by the God of Balance when I was three years old, and obtained the object of balance. Look." Chen Li said as he took out the scale of merit.

Although the scale of merit has nothing to do with balance, it is still a scale.

"Oh? Then what is the effect of this scale? Could you tell us about it, sir?"

"When you hold this balance, as long as you do something selfless to help others, you can gain the praise of noble morality, and the praise of noble morality can be used to do something immoral."

“???” Topa was stunned when he heard the effect of this scale.

What does it mean to be able to do something immoral?

Apart from its shape, this scale has nothing to do with balance.

"Don't worry about whether this magical item sounds a bit problematic. Just say that I did something very moral, and the reward I received can be used to do some immoral things. This thing itself is unbalanced!"

"Even... balanced."

Topa thought about it and felt that this was indeed the case.

Isn't this balanced? It's very balanced!

156

Chapter 156: Haruhi Suzumiya + Masked Fool? Damn!

"Okay, this interview ends here. Thank you for your cooperation, Mr. Strange Object Blacksmith." After interviewing for a long time, Topa breathed a sigh of relief.

However, after using the voice-to-text function to review the current interview content, Topa felt that after interviewing for so long, he might not be able to edit even one minute of content that would pass review.

Forget it, even if it can’t be broadcast, I can save it in my personal archives at Interstellar Peace Company.

"You're welcome. Phew, I'm exhausted."

"By the way, let me ask you a side question. Mr. Exotic Object Forger, what do you want the Star Destroyer for?" Topal asked.

"Because I think the Star God is also a star... I want to use these star destroyers to build a star-destroying wonder." Chen Li rubbed his round face while wearing the golden Hom King coat.

"Haha, Mr. Rare Item Forger, you really can joke."

"..."

"Haha, sir, this has to be a joke, right?"

"..."

"Ha...ha..." Topa felt like he was almost unable to laugh.

Although Topa could not see Chen Li's expression hidden under the coat of the Golden Hom King, he could see the expression of Heita next to him.

Hey, Ms. Heita, why do you look so thoughtful?

"Haha, of course I'm kidding. How could a star destroyer be a star god?" Chen Li suddenly said.

"If [Star Destroyer] is not enough, what if we add a [God]?" Heita suddenly asked.

"..."

"..."

"Let's change the subject." Ester said after feeling that this topic was too heavy, so heavy that Topa didn't dare to continue speaking.

"Indeed. For example, Black Tower, do you want to make a bet with me that a new member of the genius club will appear within 10 days?" Chen Li also changed the subject.

Chen Li can make Wei Erwei behave for a while, but Chen Li believes that Wei Erwei will never be honest forever.

"How is that possible? The last member of the genius club besides you was Stephen, and that was... it seems like only a few years ago." Heita suddenly realized this.

"So you want to gamble?"

"No bet." Heita shook his head decisively.

"It's boring." Chen Li spread out his hands, picked up the forced transaction gold coins that he had been holding tightly, and then put them away.

"I knew you had bad intentions! What are you doing with the forced trade coins?!"

"Well, what forced transaction gold coins? This is merit gold coins." Chen Li grabbed the flying gold coin and threw it directly into his mouth.

This was Chen Li’s first time eating the Praise of Noble Morality, and the taste was... not bad.

"I believe you ghost!"

"Anyway, is there really no one among you who wants to invest in this project? This is a great opportunity to get someone into the Genius Club. I bet my friend will definitely be able to get into the Genius Club! After all, she is a fraudulent genius. She is so talented that she can learn anything as long as she thinks she can learn it!" Chen Li said very confidently.

"If you have such confidence, you might as well go and talk to the God of Joy. Maybe he will invest in this project." Heita said casually.

How do you know I haven't told the Joyful Star God? Aren't I telling you right now?

Chen Li had a smile on his face.

Of course, Chen Li was not referring to Black Tower, Ester, Topal or even Zhang Zhang as the Joyful Star God, but Chen Li felt that the Joyful Star God had been spying on him, just like that big machine head.

Chen Li wanted to take the opportunity to let Wei Erwei obtain more joy entries so that he could create rare items, because joy entries are really useful.

What if the Happy Star God didn’t spy on Chen Li?

Then just think of it as Chen Li performing for the ghosts.

……

"Damn it! Wasn't it Tuesday in your world yesterday? Why is today a holiday?" When Chen Li saw the message sent by Suzumiya Haruhi, he felt terrible.

Chen Li looked at his phone with a frown, trying to understand such a niche word.

What does it mean that Japan is experimenting with a seven-day holiday system?

Why are only high school students eligible for the seven-day holiday system at present?

What do you mean your school happened to be chosen to be the first to pilot this system?

unbelievable!

Sunday! Come and see God! The seven-day weekend you've always dreamed of has finally come true!

It was so easy to complete a part of Sunday's ultimate goal that he had been working hard for his whole life...Suzumiya Haruhi, you are worthy of it!

However, there are other possibilities besides Suzumiya Haruhi changing the world. For example, Koizumi Kazuki thinks that instead of turning the whole world into a seven-day holiday because Suzumiya Haruhi wants to take a day off tomorrow, which would cause chaos in the world, it would be better to find a way to temporarily give all the students in Suzumiya Haruhi's school a ten-day or half-month holiday.

In this way, the impact may be smaller.

What method, you ask? Like bombing a school or something like that.

This speculation was made because Chen Li felt that although Nanakyu was exaggerated, it seemed ordinary when applied to Suzumiya Haruhi.

It's just like Tom, the world champion mouse catcher, can't catch any mouse, it's just ordinary.

After all, Suzumiya Haruhi is a woman who made the last month of summer vacation repeat itself 15532 times just to be able to experience the atmosphere of rushing to finish homework together with others on the last day of summer vacation!

August never ends!

Horror!

The animation team's method of repeating the same plot for 8 episodes, only changing the costumes and slightly adjusting the lines each time, made Chen Li dumbfounded!

Chen Li in front of the screen almost thought he was under an illusion!

The inherently evil Uchiha brat deserves to die!

If Axu hadn't finally figured out a way to break the deadlock, this August might have continued in an endless cycle.

For Haruhi Suzumiya, the world does not need rationality.

"...You came at the right time. I'm planning to shoot a promotional video here, and I heard that you, Haruhi Suzumiya, have experience in filming, so I need you to do the filming. I'm willing to give you 50 star stones as a reward." Chen Li said to Haruhi Suzumiya, who came to this world with her team.

It is possible to travel in a group through the guide to forging rare items, but it will cost star stones.

Chen Li said this to find something for Suzumiya Haruhi to do.

This will prevent Haruhi Suzumiya from causing trouble for Chen Li.

"Shooting a promotional video? Oh, I thought that after arriving in the other world, we would be required to go on a survival adventure or something. We even spent the whole morning preparing various props." Suzumiya Haruhi pointed at the other members of the group, except herself, who all had large and small bags hanging on their bodies.

"This is the Black Tower Space Station, the territory of this world's top genius, Ms. Black Tower. How could they allow you to survive in the wilderness?"

"Space station? That means it's in space, right?" Suzumiya Haruhi instantly became interested.

"Yes."

"Can we go stargazing then?"

"can."