The Forger of Strange Items Starting from Collapse

"So will this massive space station suddenly transform into something like a giant robot?"

"No! It doesn't have any other functions, it's just an ordinary space station. But this space station stores a lot of rare objects... They are not rare objects created by me, but magical objects that already exist in this world. The effects may be average, but they are really magical." Chen Li began to stop Suzumiya Haruhi's delusion very experiencedly.

What if the Black Tower Space War mutates because Haruhi Suzumiya thinks the space station can be transformed into a super-large robot? When the plot reaches the beginning - when the antimatter army invades the space station, the protagonists work hard to fight Doommon but suddenly find that the Black Tower Space Station behind them has stood up, picked up the Starry Sky Train parked on the platform of the Black Tower Space Station as nunchakus, and beat Doommon up?

Although this possibility is small, it is not impossible.

"Oh……"

"By the way, Ryou Haruhi, try swapping your position and see if the gun still works?"

"Why do you ask? Let me try it... OK, it works." Suzumiya Haruhi aimed the gun directly at the staff member who was about to eat a small cake and pulled the trigger. Then Suzumiya Haruhi got a small cake.

"...Then try this magical item and see if it works." Chen Li silently took out another long needle and handed it to Suzumiya Haruhi.

"What kind of strange thing is this?"

"A magical item for barbecue. Just pierce the steak with this needle and it will instantly become cooked food." Chen Li said as he took out another steak and handed it to Suzumiya Haruhi.

"Let me try." Suzumiya Haruhi picked up the steak pierced by the long needle with great interest.

"It actually works! But it's so slow... not instantaneous." Suzumiya Haruhi complained as she watched the meat that was gradually beginning to emit fragrance but was being roasted very slowly.

"This is a rare item I just forged. I misread the introduction just now. It will slowly turn into a cooked food." Chen Li said casually.

Actually this is the long needle of pain.

Seeing this, Chen Li felt relieved.

Obviously, if Suzumiya Haruhi feels that an item has the effect of a magical item in her own world, then this item will still be effective even if it is brought to another world, but whether it can always be effective remains to be seen.

But if it is in another world, Suzumiya Haruhi's ability to "make wishes come true" will be greatly weakened.

Yes, but not strong enough.

This is good news because it proves that it is unlikely that Haruhi Suzumiya will cause too much trouble in this world.

It’s not that Chen Li is worried about Suzumiya Haruhi, but because there is a group of masked fools in this world who like to play tricks on others!

Masked Fool + Haruhi Suzumiya...

Hiss, why did I have such a strange dream?

"I'll go find Station Master Esther and ask her to find someone to show you around the station and find a suitable place to film the search video."

"Thank you for your hard work, deputy captain!" Suzumiya Haruhi stood on tiptoe and patted the Golden Hom King's shoulder.

"You're welcome." Looking at the backs of Haruhi Suzumiya and others who were curiously visiting the Black Tower Space Station, Chen Li tossed the dice in his hand.

I hope that Suzumiya Haruhi can spend an ordinary yet interesting day in this world without causing any trouble to others.

【1】

"...You always fail when something big happens. What's the use of you?" After Chen Li kicked the dice to [11], he began to worry about where to get the happiness points.

However, by utilizing this feature of the Happy Dice, Chen Li also learned one thing.

The Joyful Star God of the Grooves must be spying on me!

"Forget it, the problem should be solved now...right? Let's go see Wind Wing and Mr. Jizi's greatsword!"

157

Chapter 157 Chen Li: Black Tower, can I take a bite of your star core?

The Black Tower Space Station has experienced and survived countless crises because of its true owner, Ms. Black Tower.

A container loaded with the most exotic treasures in the universe, like a fat pig salivating in front of a hungry diner, is never safe.

The space station is not strong enough to withstand the hostility from the stars with only the defense personnel recruited by the company and the slightly advanced defense system.

Fortunately, there is Ms. Black Tower at the Black Tower Space Station.

However, compared to the thieves who want to steal the collection and various factions with unclear goals, the main threat to the space station still comes from the Black Tower itself.

Just like the self-portrait that Black Tower erected in his own space station, one of the introductions to himself was that he had saved the planet from the crisis of destruction 19 times.

But don’t worry about why the Azure Star is in danger of destruction!

Of course, the fundamental reason is not entirely due to Black Tower's messing around, but the fact that Black Tower, as a genius with the potential to transcend the boundaries of knowledge, has been spied on by Polka Kaka from the Genius Club. Polka Kaka uses his ability to manipulate probability and freely appear along the causal chain, so that every research by Black Tower that may have an impact on the boundaries of knowledge will be ruined by some small mistakes at the critical moment.

Although not all of the 19 crises on Azure Star were caused by this situation, they certainly accounted for a considerable proportion.

"I always feel that you are plotting against me in secret. Is it my illusion?" The black tower puppet that rarely moves around Chen Li raised its head and looked at Chen Li in confusion.

Because the Big Black Tower was too lazy to walk around the Black Tower Space Station himself, he placed nearly a hundred puppets in the Black Tower Space Station so that he could transfer his consciousness to any puppet at any time and take over the puppet's actions.

Isn't this another kind of teleportation?

It is rare to be able to control the current Black Tower puppet to accompany Chen Li to visit the Black Tower Space Station.

"How is that possible? We are both puppets now, and puppets never lie to each other. If we say there is nothing, then there is nothing!" Chen Li promised solemnly.

After Topa finished the interview, in order to express his sincerity, he personally supervised the purchase of the star destroyer and left the Black Tower Space Station. Chen Li was also free.

"I use the doll because I'm too lazy to move. Why are you wearing this doll suit?" Heita was a little confused.

"In order to create a fictional image for myself, I want to establish the impression in this world that the Golden Houm King doll is the true identity of the Genius Club member and the rare item forger." Chen Li said.

"What's the use? If it's interesting, I might be able to help you."

"I have a miracle card that can use fictional values to fabricate a person's past history onto their current state. Do you understand?"

"Rejuvenation? Healing injuries? Restoring items?"

"It has all these functions." Chen Li nodded.

Although Heita's words were incoherent, Chen Li understood.

"Interesting... Tell me, what do you need to do? I'll help you."

"You don't need to worry about that. If you really want to help me, how about giving me these rare items as a gift?"

"You wish." Heita gave Chen Li a cold look.

Heita's greatest hobby in life is deciphering and collecting strange objects, but precisely because it is purely out of interest, it is difficult to do.

"I can help you create a rare item." The difficulty of the black tower did not make Chen Li back off. Instead, he put forward the conditions he had already thought of.

Accompanied by the Black Tower, Chen Li took a brief tour of the Black Tower Space Station and saw countless strange objects, each of which had impressive entries.

Chen Li even took a look at the star core.

Chen Li spent a lot of effort to suppress the urge to take a bite of the star core as soon as he saw it, leaving a future for this world...

Of course, 1000 star stones were also lost at the same time.

Before Xing or Qiong were born, Chen Li had already saved their lives. He hoped that they could repay Chen Li after they were born.

On the way, Chen Li saw the [blind spot] used to hide the star core - a simple light deflection field that makes things in the area less likely to attract attention, but as long as other things are no longer conspicuous, it will be exposed.

The effect is average, but it has [Presence] and [Invisibility].

For example, there's the "Baseball Bat" with the [Hardness] attribute, the "Gate to a New World" with the [Transfer] attribute, which resembles a common toilet but allows you to instantly transfer when you sit on it, and the "Refuse Silence" in the shape of a miniature orchestral instrument that plays some pleasant alien tunes when the decibel level is above zero...

There are countless strange objects like this in the Black Tower Space Station.

These strange objects may not be practical, but because they are often studied and used by researchers at the Black Tower Space Station, they are given a lot of strange values, so the brightness of the entries is still acceptable.

Chen Li may not necessarily use these entries, but when he saw them, Chen Li's collecting addiction was triggered.

Chen Li has not seen the Wings of Wind and Ji Zi's greatsword yet, because there are too many strange things in the Black Tower Space Station and it is impossible to see them all in a short time!

"My taste is very picky. If you can't come up with a suitable wonder, I won't buy it." Heita became interested.

"When it comes to crafting a magical item, it shouldn't depend on what I can craft for you, but what you want, or you can just leave everything to fate. I'll give you 30 star stones and let you draw a lottery yourself. You can craft the type of magical item you win." Chen Li said.

"It seems interesting..." Heita had to admit that Chen Li had captured his heart.

Randomness and challenge are one of the things I love most about Black Tower.

"I now want to create a random magic object, and I also want to create a magic object that can allow me to make a cake that will make people feel happy and smile unconsciously when they smell its fragrance. What should I do now?" Now it is Black Tower's turn to be in trouble.

"It's very simple. Create a random wonder. The method to make that cake doesn't require a wonder. You only need the Knowledge Master. The prerequisite is that you can meet the Star God of Wisdom." Chen Li said as he took out the miracle card, "Then Let Me Ask You."

In fact, Chen Li always felt that the miracle card [Then Let Me Ask You] was a good match for the Black Tower.

Then let me ask you, Heita, why is your hat pointed?

"This... you actually have such a good thing?" When seeing the effect of this miracle card, Heita's eyes lit up instantly.

An opportunity to ask anyone a question and have them answer you, an opportunity that may even work on the Star God.

If I could get a usage, perhaps I could make a breakthrough in my research.

"I still have a lot of good stuff. But I don't recommend asking the Doctor any overly groundbreaking questions, or someone will choose to break through you."

"What do you mean?"

"Let's talk about this in the circle of friends later. This is not the right place." Chen Li said.

Polka Kakamu of the Genius Club possesses the ability to appear freely along the chain of cause and effect... Once her name is mentioned, she will sense you, and then come to you and stab you along the cause and effect of you mentioning her name.

Chen Li didn't think that this genius was too powerful to be defeated. Chen Li just wanted to remind Heita that if he wanted to fight head-on, he'd better be prepared first.

"But I also want to remind you that you can use this miracle card to ask the Star God of Wisdom how to make a cake, but the method you know may not necessarily make it..." Chen Li kindly reminded.

"What do you mean? My cooking skills are well known to everyone!" Heita was very dissatisfied with Chen Li's words.

"Emmm...as long as you are happy." Chen Li didn't want to argue with Heita any more. After all, Chen Li was still coveting Heita's rare items.

But...baking a cake requires 10 rare items and wastes more than 20 Black Tower dolls. Are you serious about your cooking skills?

Lies don't hurt people, but the truth is the sharpest knife.

The black tower, whose defense could be broken with just one sentence from Chen Li, was obviously suitable for this situation.

“But if there really is a chance, it would be a waste to ask the Star God of Wisdom how to make a cake…” Black Tower became distressed again.

Chen Li understands, Chen Li really understands.

It's like a person who wants to become very rich, but if by chance he is walking on the road and is tripped by 7 dragon balls in a row, and then miraculously obtains 7 dragon balls and summons a dragon, his wish is definitely not just to become very rich.

The Black Tower is like that.

"Nothing's wasted. And, you don't think this opportunity to ask a question is free, do you?"

"Didn't you say you would use rare items in exchange?" Heita was stunned.

"Exchange for a Miracle Item. That's the price of forging the Miracle Item. The number of times a Miracle Card can be used is another price."

"what price?"

"Lend me your public account twice." Chen Li said.

“…” by Black Tower.

As a genius, Heita must have a good brain... The right to use two public accounts made Heita look familiar.

"Chen Li, you're not lending me your public account just to type some infectious meme into it and infect the entire universe, right?"

"...That's right." Chen Li turned his head away guiltily.

"Who do you think you can fool with your current expression? You are selling your reputation for a chance to ask someone a question that they cannot refuse to answer. This kind of thing... Deal! No regrets!" Heita couldn't wait to grab Chen Li's hand and forced a handshake to indicate that the transaction was successfully confirmed.

"Aren't you too decisive?"

"What a joke. Why should I explain to others what I have done all my life? At worst, I can just say that you hacked my account." Heita spread his hands, his heart calm.

Anyway, everyone knows that this kind of memetic infection must have been done by a strange item forger after hacking into the account.

"I have a plan that can make others think that this text message was sent by you after learning my technique. Do you believe it?"

"I don't believe it. But why are you so keen on teasing the whole world?" While shaking his head to deny it, Heita was still a little confused.

"Well... saving the world." Chen Li looked up at the top of his head.

【Meme】The entry is being extracted...

Progress: 2/3 (Convince the world that the contagious thing you're spreading is actually a meme to increase your progress.)

Chen Li didn't care much about this entry at first, until he received the commission to create a magical object to curb the evil spirit.

For Chen Li, "memes" can really solve the "evil spirit"...

I forgot the beginning and the end, but it was so hilarious.