The Forger of Strange Items Starting from Collapse

Since Xianzhou wants a group-type magic item, Chen Li might as well add a contagious property to the magic item.

The inspiration comes from: If zombies can turn people into zombies when they bite people, then why can't people turning zombies into humans when they bite zombies?

The battle over memes has always been like this.

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Chapter 158 [Herrscher of the Void Strategy Expert] Extracting entries...

"No, don't continue on the wrong path!"

"I'm doing this to save the world!"

"Chen Li, have you never considered my feelings?"

"Heita, you have to understand that I really release meme messages to save the world, and I really don't do it for fun. You have to believe me!" Chen Li raised the phone high so that the 1-meter-tall Heita figure could not reach it at all.

"Damn it..." Heita put his hands on his hips and looked up at Chen Li.

"So admit defeat. Once this message is sent out, you won't be able to turn things around in this competition!" Chen Li said after taking a look at the content he had just written on the Black Tower public account using the Miracle Crystal.

[Now, please join me in shouting: Ms. Black Tower is unparalleled, Ms. Black Tower is incredibly intelligent, and Ms. Black Tower is breathtakingly beautiful!]

"Tsk." Heita curled his lips in dissatisfaction.

What truth does Chen Li keep telling?

Although Heita was unwilling to accept it, he had to admit that "Ms. Heita is unparalleled in the world, Ms. Heita is extremely intelligent, and Ms. Heita is so beautiful that she can make fish sink to the bottom of their water and geese fall to the ground!" was indeed a fact.

Heita didn't care if someone said he was narcissistic after sending this message, because what Chen Li wrote was true.

Heita was just unhappy because he was slightly inferior to Chen Li.

This is the inexplicable competitive spirit that comes from a genius.

But it’s not a big problem, Black Tower still has a plan.

"Anyway, I'm going to post it."

"Change the content, I'm serious."

"Heita, you are really self-centered. Although you will lose your reputation after publishing this message, I will lose my fun if I don't publish it!" Chen Li said with a pained look.

"???"

"Oops, I accidentally posted it." Chen Li held up the phone with his index finger, lightly clicked "post", and said to the black tower with great regret.

"...Forget it. Since you have already posted it, give me your phone. I will delete this message and then post another announcement." The black tower puppet stood on tiptoe and tried to take the phone from Chen Li's hand.

"What kind of announcement will you make?" Chen Li asked curiously.

After Chen Li waited for ten seconds and saw the extraction progress of the [Meme] entry above his head jumped from 2/3 to 3/3, he readily returned the phone to Heita.

Heita and Screw Gumu are both members of the Genius Club, and there are many scholars and ordinary people who follow their public accounts.

10 seconds is enough for hundreds of millions of people to be infected.

10 seconds is also just the right amount of time, because if it is delayed any longer, the miraculous power contained in this line of words may be exhausted.

Heita deleted the announcement himself, ending the meme contagion. That was because Heita had a change of heart.

Once the miraculous power in this line of words is exhausted, anyone reading this line of words will not trigger the memetic contagion, but that will only break the mystery of the memetic contagion.

Before extracting the entry on the head, Chen Li must ensure the mystery of this meme technology.

That’s right, Chen Li planned to spread the meme once more before extracting the entry, because this would make the entry brighter.

"Editing completed...send!" Heita's fingers quickly tapped the send button on the phone, and then threw the phone to Chen Li.

"Bet on my reputation as a genius, I will definitely make others think that the message just now was sent by you after you stole my account, rather than by me after I learned your technology." Heita said proudly.

"Let me see what message you sent... Sorry, my account was just hacked by the Star Core Hunter Silver Wolf. How could the Star Core Hunter Silver Wolf be so abominable! I suggest that the company continue to increase the bounty for Silver Wolf!" After Chen Li read out the message that Black Tower had just edited and released, he looked at Black Tower in surprise.

"Black Tower, how did Silver Wolf offend you?"

"Not familiar with you. Instead, I should be the one asking you how Silver Wolf offended you. I just repeated your words that only made things more obvious last time." Heita spread his hands.

"Are you deliberately using the same rhetoric to make it seem like I'm using the account again? Hakita, you're a true genius!"

"I am over-flattered."

"But I have recorded the video of you sending text messages just now. Now there is irrefutable evidence that you are using your own account!" Chen Li said, holding his mobile phone.

"Hmm? Hakili, is this also part of your plan? You are worthy of being a member of the genius club with me!"

"I can choose not to post this video online, but in exchange... can you exchange the right to use your public account, which I can still use once, with Ruan Mei?" Chen Li asked.

"...Do you want to ruin the accounts of all the genius club members you know?" Black Tower, who had been staring at Chen Li for a long time, complained.

"There's no other way. Stephen's account doesn't have many followers, so I can only choose Ruan Mei. But I don't know what Ruan Mei wants, so..."

"Okay, that should be no problem. Everyone has already assumed that you must have stolen the account of another genius club member... As for how to convince Ruan Mei, I also have a way. Ruan Mei should also be interested in [a method to make a cake that makes people feel happy and smile unconsciously when they smell it]." Heita said that this was not a big problem.

After hearing what Heita said, Chen Li subconsciously looked up at his head again.

【Genius Hacker】The entry is being extracted...

Progress: 2/3 (Successfully stealing a Genius Club member's account from someone else will increase your progress)

Sometimes the key takeaway from a story isn’t what the story is actually about, but what other people think it is about.

For example, [There are two jujube trees in front of my house, one is a jujube tree, and the other is also a jujube tree]. Some people may think that this has a profound meaning, but maybe the author just wants to increase the number of words to cheat for the manuscript fee?

For example, [There is a strange light flashing in the fish's eyes]. The author himself said that he wrote this just to be funny, but obviously this answer will not get any points.

I don’t want you to think, I want myself to think!

Now everyone thought that Chen Li was stealing the accounts of the Genius Club members, so Chen Li reluctantly accepted this off-topic and somewhat exaggerated [Genius Hacker] entry.

At this time, some people can't help but ask...

"Chen Li, how many entries with progress have not been extracted yet above your head?" Black Tower asked after seeing that Chen Li looked up every time he asked a question.

"It's a bit too much..." Chen Li said as he looked up at the entry he was extracting, which was so high that it exceeded the capacity of the Black Tower Space Station compartment.

Life is not a TV series, it is live broadcast every day.

In the eyes of the different people Chen Li comes into contact with, Chen Li is performing different performances and experiencing different stories every day.

That’s why there are so many entries with extraction progress above Chen Li’s head.

There is even an entry for [Expert Strategy of the Herrscher of the Sky], and the current progress is 1/3.

To be honest, this entry made Chen Li a little scared.

"Okay, I've already discussed it with Ruan Mei. When you need it, she will transfer her phone to you via WeChat Moments." Heita said when Chen Li was scared.

"Ah, so fast?"

"Don't worry, it's not your favor that's being used, but mine. I told Ruan Mei that I was willing to waste an opportunity to ask Bo Shi Zun a question in exchange for making more delicious snacks for her. She agreed." Heita said.

This is called the art of language.

"My favor? Oh, you mean the resurrection card, right?"

"Yes, what else? Every organic life has regrets, and every person wants to be resurrected. If this resurrection can be done at no cost, it will be even more exciting." Heita nodded.

Don’t worry about whether you can win the resurrection match after getting the resurrection card. Anyway, every time Chen Li allows a resurrection card to take effect, the opponent must owe Chen Li a favor.

The number of times you owe someone a favor is not based on the number of people who are resurrected, but on the number of times you participate in the resurrection match.

If you are unlucky, you may even owe dozens of favors to others and still not be able to revive your "beloved".

"Is there anyone you want to resurrect?" Chen Li asked curiously.

"Don't worry about that. Oh, by the way, how's the filming of my commercial going? Wait... why are half of the nearly one hundred puppets in the entire Black Tower Space Station mobilized away by that Suzumiya Haruhi? Are you sure that this Suzumiya Haruhi is a legitimate director?" Black Tower stared at Chen Li suspiciously.

"I don't know whether she is serious or not, but she is indeed a director who directs a world."

"A director who only lives in his own world?"

"Uh... a very insightful answer." Chen Li had no way of refutating Black Tower's question.

In a sense, the world where Haruhi Suzumiya lives can indeed be said to be Haruhi Suzumiya's world.

So she just lives in her own world, no problem.

"Wait a minute, why can't I suddenly log into those puppets' accounts?" Heita was suddenly stunned.

"This... I don't know, but there's definitely no big problem. Everything should be back to normal after the filming is completed." Chen Li said uncertainly.

No matter how many points the happy dice rolls out, as long as it is not "0", it means that it can take care of the matter, so logically speaking, there will be no big problems on Haruhi Suzumiya's side.

"No, I'm a little worried. I have to go and take a look. You come with me!" Heita pulled Chen Li and ran towards the location of his puppets.

……

"Gululu..."

"Gululu..."

As soon as I entered the black tower, I saw many versions of myself.

The 10 black towers act as a backdrop, spinning in circles there.

On the other side, several black towers were piled together. At the same time, another black tower rolled over from a distance and rolled into the middle of those black towers that were stuck together. Coincidentally, it merged into the pile of black towers.

There were also several black towers there that continuously repeated [Ms. Black Tower is unparalleled in the world, Ms. Black Tower is extremely intelligent, Ms. Black Tower is so beautiful that it can captivate fish and geese!]

Generally speaking, the scene was extremely chaotic and dazzling.

"Oh, you're here? The filming is finished. In order to avoid watching the same brainwashing video of the Black Tower Man too repeatedly, I filmed three. Come and see the results." Suzumiya Haruhi waved to Chen Li and the Black Tower Man.

"Let's not talk about the results for now. I just want to ask how you manage to make these puppets listen to you so much." Heita asked in confusion.

Heita installed many modules on his puppets, such as [Personality Mapping Module], [Unreasonable Module], [Refusal to Cooperate Module], etc.

It was not difficult to get the Black Tower puppets to agree to be filmed, but it was almost impossible to get them to complete the filming according to all the requirements expected by the director.

"As an actor, you have to listen to the director. Isn't that common sense?" Suzumiya Haruhi tilted her head.

“???” Heita turned his head and looked at Chen Li.

"Sorry, Suzumiya Haruhi's [Unreasonable Module] has a higher priority than yours." Chen Li spread his hands.

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Chapter 159 Wait, what do you mean Wei Erwei has become the Joyful Envoy?!

"Your work was done...very well." After watching the three clips shot by Suzumiya Haruhi, Heita had to admit that Suzumiya Haruhi did have some talent as a director.

One is a clip of the black towers shouting "La La La" and then starting to spin in circles from zero frame.

A clip consists of a black tower rolling boringly to the center of the camera, and then countless black towers rolling continuously to the center of the camera.

The last one is the clip where the Heita doll praises himself in the praise doll mode that Heita himself wanted.

As we all know, there are two types of advertisements that are the most difficult to avoid.

One starts with zero frames, and the other starts with a super long pre-swing.

However, Heita, who is only interested in a short period of time, has already forgotten these three brainwashing clips. Heita is now more interested in Suzumiya Haruhi.

What do you mean her unreasonable module is above mine?

"In general, it is..." Chen Li whispered halfway into Heita's ear and suddenly stopped talking. Then he started communicating with Heita through WeChat Moments again.

Although the Moments is not as good as the Guide to Forging Rare Items, as a one-star rare item it still has the effect of a privacy screen.

Who are we guarding against? Of course, that damn Masked Fool and the Masked Fool's leader!

Haruhi Suzumiya joined the circle of friends and the strange objects group at the same time, and had interactions with other members. Chen Li did not expect that everyone would not be able to discover the characteristics of Haruhi Suzumiya.

In addition, this time, Haruhi Suzumiya used her director's authority to make the Black Tower doll so obedient in the filming, which obviously aroused the curiosity of Black Tower himself. So in order to prevent Black Tower from conducting experiments randomly and causing bigger problems, Chen Li also leaked some information about Haruhi Suzumiya.

Of course, when being "sincere", Chen Li also "realized" the black tower.

If you dare to mess around, I will forge a magical object that will reduce your intelligence to Su Shang's level. By then, not only will you not be able to cancel the Solitary Wave Algorithm, you won't even know how to write the four words "Solitary Wave Algorithm"!

"I see..." Looking at Suzumiya Haruhi who was waiting for his evaluation of her masterpiece, Heita's eyes lit up.

"Thank you for the video you filmed. As a reward, you can move freely within the Black Tower Space Station in the next few days. I will provide you with sufficient funds. You just need to have fun." Black Tower looked at Suzumiya Haruhi as if he was looking at a treasure.