"Alas, not every god has a trumpet in Crete."
Hermes pointed at himself and said, "For example, I'm from Crete. I don't have any mythological content, nor do I have any trumpets."
Ash couldn't help but grumble, "Even if you don't have alts in Crete, that doesn't mean you don't have any in other areas, right?"
"Of course."
Hermes said truthfully, "I am at least a major god. I still have some minor priesthoods and minor figures in Pylos, Thebes, and Arcadia."
"..."
Ash was silent for a moment, then grumbled, "I've finally figured out that all of you gods possess unique skills."
"We are gods who have lived for thousands of years, after all. It's not surprising that we have some special skills, right?"
Hermes smiled and continued, "I've answered another question for you now. You have to answer mine, right?"
Okay, okay, you just have to get to the bottom of this, right?
If you don't want me to have a good life, then don't even think about living!
"My [lover]..."
Ash took out the [Lovers] card and held it out to Hermes, "Can I give it to you?"
"Oh my gosh, what do you want to do?"
Hermes was startled by Ash's actions and said with a stiff face, "I don't want to die yet!"
? Damn, I don’t want to die yet. Who told you to be so aggressive?
Just when Ash was about to take further action and let Hermes taste the wrath of the water ghost, the cunning god showed an expression as if he had successfully pulled a prank and said: "Actually, although your trick is very bad, it has no effect on me~"
Hermes smiled and said, "Guess why, when I used the example of the Magician, I didn't say to give this card to me, one of the ancestors of magicians, but to Jason instead?"
"Is it possible..."
Upon hearing this, Ash said with some difficulty, "This deck of tarot cards can't establish a connection with the Lord God?"
"Yes."
"This is a card for you to make friends and build bonds."
Hermes grinned and said, "If you use it to borrow the power of the gods, then this deck of cards will completely lose its meaning, right?"
"After all... even without this deck of cards, you can still borrow strength from us Olympian gods, right?"
"So."
Hermes winked playfully, "Your self-destruction tactics have no effect on me~"
"So... your choices are only Ariadne, Aphaia, Helen, Pollux, or Atalanta."
At this point, Hermes continued to press, "There are so many beautiful girls, enough for you to choose from, right?"
I'm Chao, Hermes, you are plotting against me!
To be frank, it's just the championship trophy of the world's number one women's tournament.
In this world, only the champion receives the trophy. How can there be a saying that the trophy chooses the champion?
Faced with Hermes' questioning, Ash could no longer hold back.
The spicy one next door, this one in the groove is no longer an ordinary sword god, he is a sword god who can open a separate category and use "Hermes" as the unit of measurement!
Since you want to play it this way, don't blame me!
You paparazzi, don't you want a headline-level news? I'll give you the whole big news!
The more Ash thought about it, the angrier he became. He was so angry that he became so bold.
He took off his hood and pulled out a two-headed beautiful girl doll the size of a kitten and placed it in front of Hermes.
The moment Ash took out the doll, the clever and cunning Hermes suddenly felt a chill on his back, as if he was a legendary investigator who was about to touch the truth, and he covered his eyes with his hands as quickly as possible.
However, even though he covered his eyes as quickly as possible, his strong curiosity still prompted the God of Cunning to separate the fingers that were blocking his vision, allowing him to see the full appearance of the puppet.
No, the moment the doll appeared, the God of Cunning had already memorized its appearance.
What he was doing now was to confirm the divine nature hidden beneath the appearance of the doll through the act of "looking".
then.
Hermes' eyes widened, his face filled with fear.
He knew very well that he had peeked into the abyss that he should not have peeked into.
"Hermes, weren't you just trying to ask me which god gave up 'patriarchy' before Poseidon?"
As Ash spoke, he summoned his divine power to activate the humanoid terminal that followed him. He smiled and said, "Now you know who it is, right?"
How could anyone not recognize this extremely profound aura that emanates from the depths of the earth?
This is hell, the abyss, the collection of all curses and negative energy, the underworld itself.
Isn't this... my uncle Hades, known as the "Zeus of the Underworld"?!
He... No, after snatching away Aunt Demeter's daughter, is she really going to snatch away her son?
Oh my god, is this news material that a little messenger god like me can read?
Hermes was dumbfounded.
He had considered the possibility that his uncle was embezzling money.
However, he really didn't expect that the charm of the Greek flower in front of him would be so overbearing that it could allow Hades to do this!
You have to know that this is the King of the Underworld who has no one to believe in or love, and who does not receive any positive faith except people's awe. He has lost all myths related to love from the very beginning!
Even his action of kidnapping Persephone and taking her to the underworld, turning her into the mistress of the underworld, was simply an act because he believed that the world could not always be spring and that immortality could not be allowed to spread rampant in the world!
Could it be that our Greek flower could even charm such a heartless god?
No, that's not right.
It would be impossible for Hades to achieve this through simple charm.
So how did he make Hades become like this?
Driven by curiosity, Hermes' brain was working rapidly.
Soon, the cunning god who also possessed [wisdom] deduced the answer: the Greek flower before him must have, at some point in her life, flashed a light that would have made Hades bow down to her.
After coming to this conclusion, Hermes' heart felt itchy as if it had been scratched by a cat. He wanted to open his [Clairvoyance] and peek at the light that could capture Hades' mind.
however.
"The little god is wrong!"
Hermes raised his hands high, gave the Flower of Greece a French military salute, and begged for mercy: "Ash, please have mercy on me and spare me!"
That's right.
The cunning god is scared.
Not only was he a coward, he was a complete coward.
The reason why he can keep doing all kinds of tricks and seek death but never really die is because he has a trait that other gods do not have - self-knowledge!
Oh my god, this is a light that can even capture Hades, who is of the same rank as the Father God. How can I resist it?
If I can't control my curiosity and use my [Clairvoyance] to glimpse that light... then wouldn't I be able to stay out of it and just watch the show?
"...You surrender now?"
Faced with Hermes's undignified yet decisive surrender, Ash couldn't help but feel a little surprised. "Where did that arrogant look of yours go?"
"The little god is wrong!"
Hermes quickly said, "Ash, please be magnanimous and retract your magical powers and spare my life!"
"...No man... Is Hades really that scary?"
Ash couldn't help but complain, "If I remember correctly, don't you also have [Underworld] divinity like [Guiding Souls]? Is it necessary to be so afraid of Hades?"
I'm not afraid of Hades, I'm afraid of your charm!
I'm just enjoying watching the show right now, there's no need for me to get involved!
Hermes complained in his heart, but he didn't dare to speak the truth. Instead, he replied: "I am at most a minor god in the underworld. How can I compare with the Lord of the Underworld? Please stop tormenting me!"
"That……"
Ash confirmed, "Don't you want to know who my [lover] is?"
Hermes shook his head repeatedly: "I don't want to think about it anymore!"
"Weren't you quite crazy before?"
Ash was speechless, "Why aren't you crazy now?"
"Oh, my goodness."
Hermes said, "If you had mentioned Lord Hades earlier, I wouldn't have dared to speak so loudly!"
"Good guy..."
Ash complained, "Are you saying that I'm wrong?"
"You're right, of course you're right!"
Hermes begged for mercy, "It's all my fault, my fault!"
Oh my god, is Hades’s lineup so grand?
Ash looked at Hermes's genuinely frightened expression and couldn't help but feel a little confused.
However, he was just a little confused.
The most important issue he needs to pay attention to now is not the size of Hades's formation, but to avoid the fatal questions from Hermes.
Now it seems that Ash has successfully solved the problem of "Who is the [lover]?"
Although Ash's solution is a little unrefined...it is more than enough for him now.
Since I can't solve the problem, then it makes sense to solve the problem for the person who raised the problem... right?
What? You're saying I've only temporarily deferred this problem, and I'll have to face it again sooner or later?
Drink while you can, and don’t worry about the future!
Don't underestimate the bond between me and me!
The king of tanking, Ash, said this in his heart.
51
Chapter 51 Poseidon, you silver insect, I will kill you!
After successfully covering the mouth of the paparazzi god Hermes to ensure that he would not make big news, Ash continued to watch the battle of gods a hundred miles away.
The more he watched this war of gods, the more outrageous it seemed to him.
If the scale of the previous war between gods was like a half-boiled pot, with an outrageous amount of noise but no substantial impact, then the current war between gods really has the momentum to be a real fight.
Ash could clearly see that the center of the gods' war deep in the Aegean Sea seemed to be forcibly divided by an invisible giant hand, and an almost vacuum isolation zone was directly created.
And in the center of the quarantine zone is the underwater city of Atlantis, which is made of countless divine steel. There is also a super submarine above Atlantis, which is more than ten miles long and looks like a giant whale swimming in the ocean current, or like a longbow with arrows ready.
It was clearly a submarine, but it could continuously fly through the sky above the city that had lost the ocean currents. It could even gather spiritual energy to create an A++ level anti-national defense force field. It could even stir up the ocean currents, causing the entire sea water to flow back into the sky to resist the attack from the sky.
however.
Under the ultra-long-range attack that fell from space and was capable of penetrating the entire island, the so-called ocean current barrier disappeared in an instant and turned into dust.
At the same time, the vacuum sea area on the island of Atlantis was also expanding, forcing the ships that were constantly protecting the city in the sea to be unable to move. They could only stay above the city and constantly use defensive force fields to resist attacks from all directions.
I'm wondering, is this still the Drake captive Bo Lao Er that I know? How could he withstand the attacks of the three main gods Apollo, Artemis and Athena for so long?
And... wasn't it said that Mechagod's true form had been shattered by the Wandering Star Scouts? Why did Poseidon's true form look completely intact, without a single scratch?
Which world line have I traveled to? Is this still pan-human history?
Seeing this true battle between gods, Ash had a lot of complaints in his heart, but when the words came to his lips, he still gave both sides a certain degree of decency.
"Why did Poseidon show his true form?"
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