Type-Moon, there are too many myths that defy the heavens!

How could Hermes not understand Ash's thoughts? He then begged for mercy, "How about we both take a step back... and let each other go?"

"Oh?"

Ash asked curiously, "How are you going to each take a step back?"

"Just...I won't report the private information I've learned so far."

Hermes said, "How about you also not put pressure on Ariadne and Aphaia...?"

"This……"

Ash thought for a moment, then continued, "How can you guarantee that you'll tell the truth?"

"I can activate the mysteries and pray to Hermes Trismegistus, asking him to witness my vows."

Hermes said, "If I break my oath, He will strip me of my divine position, making me lose my divine authority over [wisdom] and [magic], and demote me from a god to a human."

"How about it……"

At this point, Hermes confirmed, "Isn't this oath poisonous enough?" "...You kid..."

Ash put on his cloak, took out his sword, and slashed directly at Hermes, "You're kidding me, right?!"

Seeing Ash pull out his divine sword, Hermes immediately moved his body to avoid the sudden attack of [Undead Slash], and then asked: "What are you doing? Even if our deal fails, we still have righteousness!"

"You damn it, you still dare to talk about benevolence and righteousness to me?"

Ash then brandished his sword and cursed Hermes, "Don't think I don't know. After the Messiah becomes the official name of pan-human history, you will be demoted to a mere prophet among humans!"

"Oh my god, how do you know such a weird thing?"

Hermes couldn't hold it in any longer and complained, "Aren't you mythology-blind?"

Damn, even though I’m illiterate about mythology, I’ve at least been a combat priest in the Cathedral Church and learned the necessary combat mysteries!

"So you're lying to me, right?"

Ash chased after Hermes and chopped him, "If you have the guts, don't move. I'll chop you to death!"

"Do you think I'm stupid? This is the [Divine Sword that Cuts Off Immortality]. If I get hit by one of your swords, this divine body will really explode!"

Hermes complained, "I don't want to change my divine body yet!"

"Killing your divine body won't harm your true body!"

Ash continued, "Then you can change into a female body and come to me to get the [Lover] card!"

"Oh my god, you want my real body to be destroyed as well!"

Hermes couldn't hold it in any longer. "I was just teasing you. Do you really hate me so much?"

"If you're brave enough, let me chop you twice, and I won't be angry anymore!"

"Do you think I'm stupid? I won't get stabbed!"

Ash, armed with the [Sword of the Undying], set out to hunt down the worst god he had ever seen.

Hermes was worthy of being the fastest god in ancient Greece. He managed to dodge Ash's attacks again and again by dodging.

"Okay, okay, so you're good at hiding, huh?"

Ash activated the shielding force field of the [Concealing Cloak] and cursed, "How can you hide like this?"

"Oh my god, this stealth trick is what my future self will use when I participate in the battle against the Gigantes Giant!"

Hermes quickly flew into the sky and said with a stern face, "You actually want to use my tricks against me?"

"Squeeze Mommy, what's wrong with me using your tricks against you?"

Ash cursed, "Come down if you dare!"

"Why shouldn't I fly if I can?"

Hermes stuck out his tongue and said, "Come up if you can!"

Okay, okay, so shameless, huh?

Since you want to fly, don't blame me for calling for an anti-aircraft strike!

Ash released the shielding force field, activated the divine blessing within his body, and called out to the Mecha-God, who was in the middle of another divine war: "Sister Artemis, Hermes is bullying me!"

"What? You actually called the parents?"

Hermes panicked when he heard this, "My Chao, where is your moral integrity?"

"Dealing with a bastard like you, moral integrity is meaningless!"

Ash then said, "Help me, Sister Artemis!"

"[You are, the Silver Rapid Shooter]——"

A silver-white light suddenly descended from the sky, and Hermes instantly fell to the ground like a bird struck by lightning, spewing black smoke from his mouth and saying, "You're asking for external help. That's not fair..."

Ash didn't care about Hermes's criticism, but thanked Artemis: "Thank you, Sister Artemis~"

"Hehe, Ash, as long as you are happy, it would be even better if you could give me a reward~"

"I will."

Ash looked at the dejected God of Cunning who had fallen to the ground, and with a grin, he hung up the phone and asked, "How's it going? Can you still fly?"

"I don't dare anymore, I really don't dare anymore."

Hermes wanted to cry but couldn't. "Master Ash, I know I was wrong."

"You know you're wrong."

Ash shook his head, "You just know you're going to be finished."

After saying that, Ash retracted the sword, took out the club instead, and looked at Hermes with a bright smile.

"Tell me, how many sticks do you want?"

"...Ten sticks will do?"

"Okay."

"Hercules, come out!"

Ash called out with a smile on his face, "Give me a good treat Hermes."

"Okay, brother-in-law."

Greece's strongest hero appeared on the scene, took the club with a serious expression, and asked his future brother-in-law, "Brother-in-law, how heavy do you want the club?"

"Beat him half to death."

Ash said, "You should know the limits, right?"

"No, no?"

Looking at the future Hercules with a serious expression, Hermes quickly said, "Hercules, I am your brother after all. I have helped you before, right?"

"I'm sorry, brother. I'll listen to my brother-in-law."

Hercules said with a serious face, "He said to beat him half to death, and that means to beat him half to death."

After saying that, the strongest hero picked up the club and started to greet with a serious expression.

For a moment, the entire Argo was filled with Hermes's tragic howling, like a tom cat.

……

As Hermes was subjected to corporal punishment, the war between gods over Atlantis finally came to an end.

The King of the Ocean, who had the advantage of the field, was ultimately no match for the continuous attacks of the three gods.

Athena climbed up to the royal city of Atlantis and looked at the exhausted white-haired Aquaman lying on the throne with a smile of victory on her face.

"Uncle Bo...oh, her name should be Elitia."

Athena lifted up Aquaman's face and taunted him, "Are you still crazy?"

Facing the mockery of the Goddess of War and Victory, the Sea King retorted with a soft and firm tone: "If you have the guts...challenge me one on one..."

"Single challenge?"

Athena seemed to have heard some ridiculous joke and couldn't help asking, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm fighting you on your home turf?"

"Then you have the guts to compete with me for a man..."

Aquaman continued to curse, "You're attacking me like this, aren't you because you can't rob me?"

Facing Aquaman's scolding, Athena couldn't help but observe the trumpet prepared by the other party.

It was not until then that the goddess of wisdom discovered that the damn silver insect had transformed itself into a long-legged beauty with white hair, silver eyes, slender branches and fruits, a delicate face and white horns.

Not only that, this long-legged beauty was wearing a high-slit skirt that only appeared in later generations, as well as those imaginative white suspenders!

Then, the goddess of war and victory felt a surge of energy, her blood pressure soared, and her entire face turned red.

"You shameless silver worm, vile Sea King, grooved Poseidon!"

"You actually piled up the front armor like this, and tied your waist so thin, turning yourself into such a mean white cow, and you still have the nerve to wear a white dress that only appeared in later generations..."

Athena cursed, "You shameless bastard! A disgrace to Olympus!"

"I already have the attributes of a bull god, so what's wrong with turning into a cow?"

Facing the enemy's curses, the Sea God was not annoyed. Instead, he said with a proud look on his face, "My foolish niece, I am the god who understands men better!"

"If you're not convinced... then change yourself if you have the guts!"

The Sea God then shot back, "You can't do it, so you're rushing to attack me. You're probably worried about losing!"

"You (ancient Greek curse word)!"

Athena couldn't hold it in any longer and cursed, "Poseidon, you silver worm, I'm going to kill you!"

52

Chapter 52: Athena lost to Poseidon. Why would I have such a dream?

Athena couldn't describe how she felt right now.

She just felt very annoyed, very annoyed, to the point where she couldn't be more annoyed.

She could even swear to Pallas Athena, Minerva and even Metis that even when she knew that Ash was abducted by Artemis and that there might be some color on her head, she had never been so angry!

To put it bluntly, even if she couldn't compete with Aphrodite, Persephone, Artemis, or even Helen, and ultimately lost to them, the most she would do is feel inferior to them, and then be angry for a thousand years, but she would eventually be able to digest the resentment in her heart and reconcile with the other party (you really have to listen).

Athena was not without self-awareness. As the goddess who controlled the divine power of [War], [Victory] and [Wisdom], she did lack a bit of feminine charm compared to other goddesses.

Knowing this, she was the first to use her trumpet to get ahead, trying to gain as much advantage as possible, so that Ash could appreciate her charm first, and preferably even be influenced by her colors, driving others off the track.

It is also because of this that she can accept losing to those goddesses with more feminine charm. After all, she has to rely on early starts to accumulate advantages!

But, but!

That means losing to the original woman or goddess!

If she loses to a real woman or goddess, she can still use her lack of feminine charm to make herself feel less uncomfortable.

If he lost to the Great Father God who was famous for being the King of Cannons and transformed into a goddess midway... no one would be able to accept this, right?

No, this is simply unacceptable!

Bo Lao Er, why don’t you just be the sex king? Instead, you become such a despicable cow to steal my man. You even have the nerve to say that I attacked you because I couldn’t win the man over you... How can there be such a shameless god?

What made Athena most nervous was that she could actually foresee the result of losing to Poseidon.

Because although what Poseidon said was unpleasant, she was still right!

An old bitch like her who has been the King of Sex and the Great Father God for thousands of years really understands men!

The most important thing is that her reputation is already stinky and bad, even more hopeless than Ares in the toilet, so she doesn't need to worry about her own reputation, and she has no bottom line when competing.

With her reputation as an invincible big silver bug, even if she used some three-step bitch-to-the-top operation of "first talk about physical relations, then use the eggs to make up for the regret, and finally bring the baby to the door with a flattering face to ask for a moment of warmth", or the friend-to-the-top route of "pay money and then shoot, pay money and then shoot, pay money and then shoot, and repeat all the way until she has a baby and gets married", it wouldn't make people more disgusted!

Because her reputation has already been ruined, no matter what she does, it won't get any worse!

Not only that, she only needs to be a little bit normal to be considered a better person for her lover!

In other words, this grooved cow can even steal Athena's contrasting route, and can play with more tricks and play better than her!

When Athena thought of this, she could even imagine the cow trying to please her beloved Ash while making things difficult for her.