There's no way around it, after all, the goddess of wisdom is known for being narrow-minded.
"Hey, hey, stop being silent!"
Facing the dead silence, Hermes couldn't help but continue, "Even if you remain silent, it won't make the beatings you receive later any less severe!"
"that……"
Hercules took over the conversation and said, "My Lord, you are so excited... Could it be because... you are the one among us... who will be 'taken care of' the most?"
Oh, Hercules, why are you so sharp?
If you talk like this, then I won't be able to get rid of the blame, right?
"Ahahaha... How is that possible~"
Hermes greeted his brother in his heart while putting on an awkward yet polite smile. He shook his head and denied, "Look at me, I look so harmless. How could I possibly be given such special care?"
"really?"
Hercules stared into Hermes' eyes and couldn't help but say, "Why do I feel...that you are lying?"
Hermes was about to argue and continue speaking when he once again felt the aura of a god coming from afar, which made him turn around and look at the identity of the person who came.
This time, Hermes clearly sensed the specific source of this divine breath.
However, Hermes' eyes widened, not daring to say anything.
The next moment, the goddess with white hair, silver eyes and bull horns on her head jumped from the ultra-ancient submarine to the deck of the Argo like a pirate starting a boarding battle.
As soon as she landed, the goddess with an unforgettable figure, like a policeman who had arrived late and could only wash the floor, asked nervously: "Where is Athena? Has she done anything to the Flower of Greece?"
Faced with the goddess' question, everyone present remained silent.
Because, although this goddess did not introduce herself, the vehicle she rode on already revealed her identity.
Oh my god, isn’t this Poseidon?
How did He become... such a rich and generous... Pah, Pah, such a mean cow?
Could it be that...she wants to use these headlights that are bigger than her head to forcibly crush our Flower of Greece into a state where she can accept herself?
Looking at Poseidon's current appearance, Hermes, who possesses the qualities of a professional paparazzi, couldn't help but let his imagination run wild, and even began to write the content of the article.
He even thought of the new headline: "Shameless! The former King of Cannons actually wants to use these to harm innocent Greek boys!"
however.
"I was joking when I said I wanted Athena as my dowry!"
Seeing no one responding, the cow, who had hurried here, couldn't help but clarify, "Everyone, believe me, I'm just talking nonsense!"
Professional paparazzi will never imagine that the news headlines they come up with with all their effort are far inferior to the true feelings expressed by others.
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Chapter 54 Hercules, you betrayed me!
Faced with the true feelings expressed by the cow, Hermes was really convinced.
He was not convinced that after thousands of years of hard work, his performance was not as good as that of a cow.
He was in awe. He couldn't even understand what kind of thinking process this group of cows was using to come up with such an outrageous, abstract, and completely illogical operation.
I am Master Zhuobo, you are really my Master!
You have become a despicable cow-level roast chicken. You want to rely on the unique experience of knowing more about male gods than male gods, and then rely on your supermodel stats to win. I can understand everything.
But... you haven't even met our Flower of Greece once, yet you dare to clamor that you will be the queen and let Athena be the concubine...
Even if you, Poseidon, are really the oldest Minotaur in human history, you still have to perform the Minotaur operation first to ensure that you can win before you declare victory, right?
No matter how confident you are, you should at least try it out first, right?
This is no longer just popping champagne at halftime, but rather winning the championship and then popping champagne!
Is this something a normal person...bah, a normal mecha god can do?
This is totally not human!
Thinking of this, Hermes suddenly came up with a sufficiently abstract, yet inexplicably reasonable explanation -
This wave of cows... Could it be that after losing their little heads, they have no head to think with, so they come up with such abstract operations?
After thinking of this explanation, Hermes could no longer hold back.
Because although it is outrageous, it is the logic that best fits the brain circuit of the cow.
"that……"
After brainstorming, Hermes couldn't help but ask tentatively, "Should I call you Ellidia... or?"
"Of course I'm Elitia."
Seeing someone talking to her, Bo Cow quickly responded, "If I'm not Elitia, then what am I?"
Oh my god, the brain capacity of this cow... is so big that it can remember that its current body is still a small size?
Isn’t her little head gone? How can she still be so smart?
Could it be that... all my previous reasonings were wrong?
Although somewhat bewildered, Hermes, in keeping with his professionalism as a paparazzi, risked his life and asked the question on his mind: "How... did you make Athena burst into tears?"
Facing Hermes' question, Alytia's face was filled with embarrassment.
Although it was embarrassing, Elitia didn't intend to hide it.
She knew that since she had lost the opportunity to explain the whole story to the referee, the best way was to win over the masses, let them know the truth, and then convey the news to the referee through the masses.
Although it was unlikely that the people on the Argo would help her, it was at least much better than her, the "culprit", running to Ash and confronting Athena, who was the first to show her victim attitude.
Given the current situation, she didn't force the crowd to help, but only hoped that they wouldn't all side with Athena.
Thinking of this, Elitia suppressed her embarrassment and began to explain stutteringly.
"Well... didn't Athena declare war on Atlantis before and win?"
"Not only did she win the war between gods... she even went inside Atlantis and snatched me out... flaunted herself before me... acted like a victor... and even called me a mean cow..."
Elitia said with an awkward expression, "So... I couldn't help but... talk back..."
No, sister… your thunder is bigger than your head… and you are the Bull God… isn’t it true when people call you a mean cow?
I'm just telling you the truth, why are you so anxious?
Hermes wanted to complain, but considering the fragility of his current divine body and the combat effectiveness of the Poseidon Trident, he could only suppress his urge to complain and asked, "So... what did you say?"
"Uh……"
Elitia blushed and said awkwardly, "I just said a few words back..."
"It's probably just that... no matter how cunning you are... or how well you manipulate things... you can't be as good as me... or how high my stats are..."
Elitia's voice became increasingly quiet as she spoke, feeling more and more embarrassed. "She even said she might as well bow to me..."
"That's the one you just mentioned..."
Hermes said with a stern face, "...make her bow her head and be your mistress... and then serve as your... dowry?"
Elitia nodded and murmured softly, "Hmm..."
Oh shit...Isn't Bo Niu just trying to make amends by being stubborn and being stubborn?
In this situation...how can Athena still break through the defense?
After listening to Elitia's explanation, Hermes was extremely embarrassed and even found it difficult to accept the reality.
Based on his understanding of the cows over the past few thousand years, his second uncle... uh... second aunt should be a bad-mouthed person who always looks like a big devil who deserves a beating, and has a terrible reputation, but her terrible reputation can be said to be inversely proportional to her own credibility.
That’s right… this cow’s reputation is terrible… but she is really the kind of person who speaks her mind… and says whatever she wants.
In other words... she just casually mocked Athena a few times, which directly broke Athena's defense and made her cry and go to her parents!
After figuring out the whole story, Hermes became even more nervous.
It doesn't make sense. Our goddess of wisdom is not only famous for her shield, but also a goddess who has experienced countless wars over thousands of years. How could she be broken down by just a few simple words from the cow?
Could it be that... she really... has low self-esteem about her scheming and body, and feels she can't compete with Bo Niu?
But if Ash is attracted to Da Lei... then Persephone isn't small either? Why would he leave the Underworld?
Moreover...Hadab was able to transform himself into the appearance of a fallen angel girl from the Messianic sect of later generations...He must have taken the sexual interests of our Flower of Greece into consideration, so no matter how you look at it...he should like beautiful girls like normal Greeks, right?
Oh, yeah... the small account Artemis opened for herself seems to be Da Lei... Then taking into account these databases... it can only mean that Ash is more philanthropic and can accept both big and small things... Wait!
Hermes suddenly had a flash of inspiration and discovered a problem he had never thought of before: Uncle Ha... Bah, it seems that Aunt Ha has not made an official appearance in the world since she transformed into a goddess?
Could it be that... Athena didn't know at all... that Hades had turned into that kind of abstinent beauty... and didn't know that she had placed her own incarnation in the [Concealing Cloak]?
Speaking of which, the reason the cow joined the Greek flower competition was because Hades asked Demeter for the rules of the competition...
And...without Hades's encouragement...Persephone probably wouldn't have let Ash out...
Even if Hades wants to take advantage of the situation...isn't Aphrodite the one who benefits the most from this operation?
But... Aphrodite, who benefits the most, has never come out... Instead, she pushed Helen, a woman who has fallen in love with him at first sight, to Ash's side... What on earth does she want to do?
Could it be that... they have established some kind of alliance... or... they are playing some kind of game in secret?
Hermes couldn't think of the answer, nor did he want to know the answer.
There was only one thought left in his mind.
I'm quitting my job as a reporter for the Greek Flower Competition and withdrawing from this competition now... Is it too late?
Just as Hermes fell into deep thought, even long deliberation, Elitia, who had not received a reply for a long time, became anxious.
"Hermes? Hermes?"
Elitia shook Hermes's shoulders and asked him, "Think about it for me... What should I do?"
"what?"
Hermes regained consciousness and asked subconsciously, "Where were we just now?"
"Are you demented?"
Elitia couldn't hold it in any longer and quickly repeated, "It's about Athena breaking down and crying, and running to find Ash! Please help me think about what I should do!"
"Ah this..."
"Even if you ask me that, I can't help you... Look at me now... Do I look like someone who can have a say with Ash?"
In order to think of a plan to escape, Hermes quickly pointed to Hercules, who was silent but afraid to leave, and said to Elidia: "Instead of looking for me, why not look for him? He has a good relationship with Ash, and you can talk to him!"
Hearing Hermes' answer, Aelia couldn't help but look at Hercules beside her.
Hermes of the Groove, how dare you bring disaster upon me?!
"Hey, me?"
Hercules cursed his idiotic brother in his heart, pretending to be bewildered as he replied, "I'm just a handyman, I don't have much to say..."
Elidia ignored her nephew's refusal and grabbed Hercules' hand, pleading with him, "Hercules, I don't need you to say anything against your will. Just state this matter neutrally."
"As long as you can prove for me that I didn't mean that at all, and I simply said something harsh to piss off Athena, that's all."
Elitia said, "You can help me with this...right?"
Oh my god, I know you are being stubborn, but how can I guarantee to my brother-in-law that you don’t have such an idea?
Just looking at the exploding data you presented, it's not convincing at all!
Besides...if I help you, wouldn't that mean I'm making an enemy of Sister Athena?
"Well... I'm a nobody... I'm afraid I can't help you."
Hercules politely declined Aelia's plea with a stern face, "Even if you beg me... I really can't say anything."
"What? You can't do it either?"
Elitia couldn't help but look around and said sadly, "On such a huge ship like the Argo...is there no one who can help me?"
"Um... Lady Ellidia... you don't have to worry that much..."
Just when Elitia was about to despair, a voice appeared in her ears, bringing her hope.
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