When the light faded, what came into Ash's sight was a room bathed in clear light.
Under the bright silver-white light, there is a silver-white beauty who is more beautiful than the moonlight.
"Ash..."
Inside the courtyard, a beautiful woman, blooming like a white rose, smiled and greeted her beloved, "It's been two weeks... I missed you so much..."
Faced with this beautiful scenery, Ash couldn't help but feel a little dazed.
Although he already knew the beauty's true identity, he still felt surprised at this moment.
Because the beauty's current appearance is completely different from her true form that he knows.
"Elitia...is that you?"
Ash couldn't help but sigh, "The way you look now makes me feel a little... dazed."
"Of course it's me..."
Elitia blushed and continued, "Don't you like the way I look now?"
"I like it, I just like it..."
Ash said truthfully, "Maybe I'm too ignorant of elegance. Facing you, a princess-like beauty, makes me feel a little...uncomfortable..."
"Eh...is that so?"
Elitia showed an expression as if the sky had fallen. She flew to Ash, grabbed his hand and begged, "I'm sorry, I'm so pretentious. Please don't hate me!"
Oh my god, I just want to complain, how did you turn from an elegant princess into a funny star?
Bo cow? Just a funny city girl!
Faced with Elitia's extraordinary yet natural talent for comedy, Ash couldn't hold back.
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Chapter 58 Let this Shura field burn!
I really didn’t realize that you, Bo Niu, are such a talented comedian?
Could it be that your [Fatherhood] is really your brain, and if you lose it you will return to your original nature?
Ash looked at Elidia's pleading face and almost lost his composure. He had to put on a Hercules-like expression and warned her, "Um... don't do that... it's embarrassing..."
Hearing what Ash said, Elitia panicked.
According to her thinking process, Ash's words were analyzed in detail.
What is shame?
"Shame" means...doing something that's beneath one's dignity in front of outsiders. In other words...in Ash's eyes, he didn't accept me, he just treated me like an outsider!
In other words... Ash hates the pretentious me... He hates me!
It hurts, it hurts so much!
Wow, why is this happening?
After drawing the above conclusion from Ash's polite and slightly roundabout response, the heartbroken Elliottia's knees softened, and the hand holding Ash became stiff. She suddenly lost her footing and fell to her knees.
Damn, why is the cow kneeling?
Just as Ash was panicked by Elitia's sudden kneeling and wanted to pull her up quickly, he was stunned by Elitia's next behavior.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm so pretentious! Please forgive me. If it weren't for you, Ash, I..."
Elitia clutched Ash's hand tightly, her beautiful silver eyes casting a pitiful look like an abandoned puppy. She trembled and choked with sobs, saying, "Ash, how can you forgive me? As long as it's something I can do, I'm willing to do anything!"
Oh my god, isn’t this the Bible of our Mygo? Fgo also has a Go field, right?
Also, aren’t you the Bull God? Why am I hallucinating a wagging dog tail?
How should I respond to this?
Could it be that he would continue with the Bible, first with the questioning and attacking "How confident are you when you say such words? Can you bear the burden of my life?", then add "'Willing to do anything' is such a heavy word, don't say it if you can't do it.", and finally add "You are a person whose mind is full of yourself!" to finish the attack?
Faced with Elitia's shocking statement, Ash's eyes widened.
He really didn't dare to follow up on the Bible story above, because Elitia was a real god and was really willing to do anything!
You know, even Poseidon, the mecha god whose thinking circuits were tampered with by Zeus in the Lostbelt, was a pervert who could take out his [Trident of Poseidon] and even his [True Body God Core] and force it on Katniss, who was favored by him in the pan-human history!
If Ash really said that, he really couldn't imagine how abstract this gentleman could be.
This is probably even more exaggerated than Metis turning into Zeus's wisdom. It is a direct performance of offering all the power to Zeus, or even abstract operations such as turning herself into a combined component!
In short, Ash really couldn't hold it anymore.
Faced with Elitia's actions, he could only try to pull her up and then comfort her.
However, when he tried to pull up Elitia, he found that he couldn't even pull her up!
Not only that, even when he secretly mobilized the spiritual energy in his body, he was unable to forcibly pull Elitia up.
Because, although the Silver Princess in front of him looks thin and strong, and will fall down with a push, she is actually ridiculously strong!
Oh my god, my minimum strength is B, but using my spiritual energy can increase it to A+. This cow is even stronger than A+!
Oh my god, you are really awesome, Bo Cow. No wonder you are the ancestor of the Minotaur. Your strength is really amazing!
Even if Hercules came, he wouldn't be able to pull you, a cow, without using his spiritual energy to increase his strength!
"Ash...can you please say something?"
Seeing that her lover was still silent, Bo Niu became even more panicked and cried, "Is it...Is there no chance for me to make amends?"
"The ground is cold, please stand up first."
Ash was speechless, "I can't stand you kneeling like this."
"Wow——"
When she heard the word "can't bear it", Elitia felt like she was shot by an arrow again and burst into tears.
While crying, she kept repeating words like "I'm sorry" and "I'm an outsider". The humorous effect made Ash angry and amused, and he couldn't hold it in anymore.
I was clearly concerned about the cow, how could she take it that way?
Damn, what kind of brains do these cows have? They can come up with such weird things! Even after the fact, they're still so sensitive, even more exaggerated than Athena!
Thinking of this, Ash stopped thinking.
This is not because he was speechless about Bo Niu's inexplicable imagination.
"Woooa ...
It was because the cow's cry was getting louder and louder, comparable to the noise of the drilling crew upstairs when he stayed up late to catch up on sleep, which disturbed his thinking!
Ash couldn't hold it in any longer and yelled, "Shut up, you're so noisy!"
Under Ash's scolding, Bo Niu became like a child who had really angered his parents. He became completely quiet, and the expression on his face changed from sadness to confusion, as if he was a machine that was forced to restart.
"Ellitia, can you please listen to me?"
Seeing that the cow had stopped crying, Ash immediately asked, "Why did I treat you as an outsider and abandon you? Did you even listen to me?"
"Woo..."
Elitia cried and explained, "You said I was a disgrace... and that you couldn't bear my pleas... Aren't you treating me like an outsider... and wanting to... abandon me?"
No, sister, I just said two sentences, how can you extract keywords and such abstract meaning?
Could it be that the reason why the Mecha God's thinking circuit is different from that of ordinary people is... in this inexplicable logical reasoning ability?
That's not right. If all Mechas are like this, then Hermes is normal?
Could it be that... this group of cows are really just as that little black guy Hermes said, that they are gifted abstract mecha gods?
Ash listened to Elidia's explanation and said speechlessly, "Didn't you hear me say the ground was cold and asked you to stand up first?"
"Eh?"
Elitia was stunned for a moment and couldn't help asking, "That sentence...isn't it just a polite remark to me, treating me as an outsider?"
Oh my god, this cow’s thinking circuit is really invincible!
If you can understand my words as a compliment, then you can't also understand the other two key words you heard from me as compliments?
Or is this cow just like the abstract AI described in online jokes, who must first be called by name to awaken her response mode, and then be given extremely precise command-style statements before she can clearly understand the meaning of the words and respond correctly?
Thinking of this, Ash became even more nervous.
Because he always felt that... although his ideas were abstract and against the will of heaven, they seemed to be so inexplicably... accurate?
How about I give it a try?
With these thoughts in mind, Ash couldn't help but start the experiment.
"Ellitia, stand up first."
Ash looked directly into Elitia's eyes and gave an order before clearly explaining his words, "The ground is dirty. I don't like it."
"Ah."
Elitia stood up obediently and looked straight at Ash.
"Sit back in your chair."
Ash continued, "That's where normal conversation should be."
Elitia responded obediently again and returned to her seat under Ash's guidance.
Oh shit, this programming technique seems to be really useful?
Looking at Elitia's obedient reaction, Ash thought about it and decided to conduct further experiments.
"Elitia, listen to me."
Ash then learned programmer grammar and expressed his views on Elitia's behalf, "I hate girls who misinterpret my meaning and cry and make a fuss. It makes me feel like I'm talking to a wall."
"Ah."
Elitia nodded silently, accepting Ash's statement, and continued to ask, "Then... can I change it?"
“It’s not that it can be changed, it must be changed!”
Ash lectured him harshly, "It's not only uncomfortable for me to speak like that, but isn't it even more uncomfortable for others?"
Seeing her lover teaching her a lesson like this, Elitia not only did not feel uncomfortable or disgusted, but felt a little happy instead.
Because she discovered that Ash actually clearly distinguished between "himself" and "others"!
Oh my god, Ash treats me like his own…as his woman, he has me in his heart!
When she thought of this, Elitia's love brain took over again, and her heart felt as sweet as if she had eaten honey. Suddenly, she smiled with a spring-like smile and looked at her lover affectionately.
Not only that, she had a very rich imagination and had even begun to fantasize about her and Ash's future: their future son would be named Gorgos and their daughter would be named Beloa. At that time, they would not have to go to Cyprus to inherit the throne, but could go directly to Atlantis to become royals.
If there's anything else later... hehe... I'll just follow Ash's arrangements then...
That’s right, Elitia is worthy of being the Bull Goddess. She even wants to give birth to the two children that were originally born by Aphrodite and make them her own children!
However, although Bo Cow had beautiful thoughts, her self-consciously affectionate smile looked completely different in Ash's eyes.
Rather, Ash even felt an indescribable abstraction.
Oh my god, why didn’t they listen when I spoke to them in a nice tone? As soon as I started to lecture them, these cows acted like they were rewarded and showed happy, infatuated faces.
Could it be that because I was scolding her like a parent, she felt that I was treating her as one of my own, so she showed this expression of enjoyment?
Or... are these cows... cows in a special sense?
Thinking of this, Ash couldn't help but ask Elitia, who was obviously absent-minded, "Elitia, what are you thinking about?"
"that……"
Although Elitia felt a little embarrassed by the sudden questioning, she still lowered her head and shyly answered, "I was thinking... if we have a child... what should we name it..."
Faced with Elitia's answer that was almost like a tiger's wolf's sweet talk, Ash couldn't help but lean forward, his eyes widened as if he saw the stupid drooling swordsman who had not changed his ways after being scolded by him, and was still drooling and shooting dragons at the air.
No, sister, why are you so low?
I'm scolding you like this and KFC you like this, not only don't you feel uncomfortable, but you can actually fantasize about such things?
It turns out that I was right about your nickname "Cow", right?
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