Type-Moon, there are too many myths that defy the heavens!

"You, you, you..."

Ash couldn't hold it in any longer and said to Hades, "Are you sure this mythological story you're talking about isn't from some cheesy mythological fanfiction, but is instead the original Egyptian mythology?"

“This is the original text.”

Hades said as if it was a matter of course, "When I fled to Egypt, I also possessed a part of Osiris's divinity. How could I not know that?"

"If you don't believe me, you can ask Ares."

Whether to intimidate Ares or to prove his point, Hades smiled and said, "Although Set is strictly speaking more similar to Typhon, Ares can also rely on [war] to obtain a part of Set's [divinity] and memory."

After hearing Hades' answer, Ash couldn't help but look into Ares' eyes.

Then, he saw a sentence from Ares's frightened eyes: I don't want to become a star!

Oh my god, this is really an original myth?

Faced with this scene, Ash was dumbfounded.

This, this, this... I want to be Ares's master, so that I can teach her a lesson when she gets angry.

But, but.

You let me do that to Hera's child in broad daylight, in front of her... Isn't this too lawless and too outrageous?

Although I know that [Life Essence] doesn't necessarily require that kind of thing to produce, this is still too abstract and too outrageous, right?!

Moreover, Ares has not turned into a goddess yet, he is just a wild boar!

"well……"

Ash suppressed the urge to lash out, lowering his voice and politely addressing Hades, "Her Highness Hera is still watching. Could you please do something respectful?"

"Uh……"

Hades spread his hands and said helplessly, "Even I can't think of a better way in such a short time~"

You old bitch, what can you do? I think you are deliberately causing trouble!

You swordsman, sooner or later I will find an opportunity to pretend to be in love with you and beat you to death!

Just when Ash was greeting Hades in his heart, Ares seemed to have found his weakness and "stood up" again.

[Ash Adonis, you are truly a competent gigolo.]

Ares taunted, "You're such a coward! You're so afraid of the goddess' gaze that you dare not attack me. You're not a real man!"

Facing Ares's ridicule, Ash not only did not feel uncomfortable, but found it somewhat funny.

No, buddy, you're already like pork on the chopping board, how can you still be so stubborn?

Don’t you know that all the taunts you make now are not directed at me, but at your Mother Goddess who is watching the battle?

You can be shameless, but can Hera be shameless?

Ash even began to suspect that the reason why the old silver coin Hades said that he had no way was to lure Ares into taking the bait, let him continue barking like a dog, and slap Hera in the face!

then.

As if to confirm Ash's inference, Queen Hera brought a new decree.

[Ash Adonis, you don't have to worry about my feelings.]

Hera said in a deep voice, "Whether Ares admits it or not, you are already the winner of this [duel] and the one who can control Ares."

"I failed to discipline this foolish, belligerent, and brutal son. Now, he's even trying to ruin your life for his own selfish desires. He refuses to admit his defeat. This is undoubtedly an insult to this [Duel] and to you, who are fighting so seriously."

Please allow me to apologize to you as a mother.

"Your Majesty, the great Queen of Heaven, I understand your pain, but this is not your fault, so please do not apologize."

Ash said solemnly, "I am willing to lend you a hand and persuade Ares to take the right path."

【I know exactly what kind of god Ares is.】

Hera continued, "I don't ask you to teach her well, nor do I ask you to be responsible for the rest of her life. I only ask you to spare her life and discipline her as a victor should."

What the hell? She?

Is Hera... acquiescing that Ares has become a goddess?

And this means not asking for responsibility... I don't have to marry Ares, as long as I can tie her up and prevent her from biting people, it will be fine?

Oh my god, this operation feels to me... like a parent who can't manage their child well and decides to entrust the "education rights" to an Internet addiction treatment center?

Oh my god, if I really do some loving and adoring things to Ares, Hera, will you really not stop me?

Ash thought about it and felt that it would be better for him to accept Hera's commission and keep Ares by his side.

In this way, he could at least keep an eye on Ares's situation and prevent her from doing anything outrageous behind his back.

Thinking of this, Ash made up his mind to give Ares some lover shock that was reserved for agents in later generations.

"Your Majesty the Queen of Heaven..."

Before that, Ash once again confirmed with Hera, "Excuse me, can I use some...unconventional methods?"

[Ash, what do you want to do?! I'm telling you, I won't be scared by you, huh—]

Before Hera responded, Ares started cursing, but unfortunately, Hera covered her mouth before she could finish her words.

Then, the queen made another promise.

【Ash Adonis, just go for it.】

Hera responded, "I believe you."

After saying that, Hera withdrew her gaze and carried out her promise to Ash with her own actions.

After feeling that the Queen had withdrawn her gaze and was no longer paying attention to Eleusis, Ash looked at Ares and showed an extremely bright smile.

Facing the brilliant smile of the Flower of Greece, the God of War Ares could not help but was not infected by any joy, but instead felt the breath of the underworld.

I actually...felt...fear of this damn pretty boy?

Ares wanted to say something to dispel his fear.

Unfortunately, even though Hera has left, the [ban] she imposed on her children has not disappeared.

then.

"If you can't accept defeat, immerse yourself in my illusion!"

Ash activated the [Echo of the God of Love], depriving the severely injured God of War of his five senses and bringing him into the illusion he created.

Afterwards, the Lord of the Illusion used high-speed divine words to customize a hell just for Ares.

"Your wild boar must be castrated. The smell is too strong."

"I'm going to use this pig of yours to make dishes. I want fried pork tenderloin, braised pork fillet, braised pork leg, braised blood soup, braised pig's head, braised pig's ears, roasted pork chops, roasted pig's trotters, stir-fried pig's liver, stir-fried pig's kidneys, stir-fried pig's heart, stewed pig's trotters, stewed large bones, stewed pig's skin, stewed vermicelli noodles, steamed meat buns, steamed meatballs, boiled dumplings, and cured pork..."

Ares listened to Ash's high-speed divine words, and countless scenes flashed through his mind. Those scenes were all from the series of dishes cooked by the Far Eastern people in later generations when they slaughtered pigs during the Chinese New Year.

After being forced into this series of scenes, Ares could not only feel the pain of the slaughtered pig, but he could even feel the deliciousness and happiness that the people who ate the dishes felt when they enjoyed them.

This feeling of being surrounded by ice and fire, pain and happiness at the same time, made Ares both tortured and enjoyed. It seemed as if his whole body was covered with honey, attracting countless ants to bite him. He felt an unprecedented bizarre experience.

However, this is not the end.

"Hehehe, I want to eat [pork]!"

"Not only will I eat it, but I'll also invite Hades, Poseidon, Artemis, Apollo, Demeter, and Athena to come and eat it."

Ash continued, "By then, everyone will be thankful that you're tall enough to feed everyone so many meals."

As Ash spoke again, the scene in Ares' mind changed again: the blurry faces of those people who were having dinner during the New Year gradually became clear, and finally turned into the appearance of the gods!

They ate hot pot and sang songs, all enjoying this hellish New Year's Eve.

What made Ares most desperate was that the damned Athena actually smiled and praised the equally damned pretty boy: "Ash, your cooking skill of eating multiple meals with one pig is really great~!"

Aw, I don’t want to see it, I don’t want to see it!

Making Athena eat pork...what kind of torture is this!

However, this is not the end either.

"Whether you accept defeat or not, you cannot escape the illusion I have prepared for you."

Ash's voice echoed in Ares' mind, "You can enjoy the 'New Year's Eve dinner' I prepared for you forever!"

Faced with this scene, the real wild boar Ares foamed at the mouth and fainted, as if he had experienced fear and torture beyond death.

After Ares passed out, Ash immediately felt his whole body lighten, as if some shackles had been released, and he felt much more comfortable.

Ash immediately understood that the God of War had already admitted his defeat in his heart and canceled the Duel he had initiated.

"Is that all Ares is?"

Ash looked at the unconscious Ares and couldn't help but sneer, "It seems... this [God of War] doesn't have much mental endurance~"

"What did you do?"

Hades looked at Ash and couldn't help but ask, "Why is Ares scared to death?"

"Nothing, I just treated him to a New Year's Eve dinner."

Ash smiled and said to Hades, "Now that Ares has admitted his defeat and lost his [Father's Authority], isn't it time to change her appearance?"

"One thing to say, one thing to say, indeed."

Hades nodded in agreement, and looking at Ares's body, he asked Ash: "I wonder...what do you want to turn her into?"

Faced with this problem, Ash began to think.

"Since this Ares will become the true red machine god Mars in the future, let's temporarily designate her as red."

"Red, belligerent, and a bit tomboyish..."

Ash collected Ares's character tags and finally found a roast chicken image that wasn't quite right, but perfectly matched his imagination. "How about... Little Red Riding Hood from Nikki?"

Thinking of Little Red Riding Hood's roasted chicken look, Ash immediately felt satisfied with his "design".

Ares, just turn into Little Red Riding Hood for me!

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Chapter 74: I am the father of Rome? Is this true? (Happy New Year!)

After finalizing Ares' new image, Ash immediately used the sword to remove Ares's divine core from the boar's body, and brought it back to Eleusis along with a portion of flesh and blood.

Afterwards, he transmitted the design in his mind to Master Ha, who was good at making figurines, and asked her to integrate Ares's flesh and blood and reshape it into a goddess with interesting tags such as "red hair", "heavy cruiser-class front armor", and "safe delivery rear chamber".

that's it.

The cruel and ruthless Ares, who was obsessed with killing, is dead!

The one who still exists in the world is Ares, the female god of war who has the appearance of Nikki Little Red Riding Hood and has been taught by Ash!

What? Ares might not be able to teach well?

Without Hera's permission, Ash would not be sure to teach Ares well.

But unfortunately, now Hera not only gave the right to educate Ares to Ash, but also entrusted her life to him, just asking her not to cause trouble again.

In other words, whether Ares agrees or not, she is now Ash's property and trophy!

After obtaining the above privileges, Ash will have plenty of strength and means!

He even had a plan for Ares's education:

After Ares wakes up, we'll use some gentleness first and then force. We'll give Ares some softness to see how she's doing. If she's very strong, we'll tie her up for a couple of days to let her get used to her new body. If she's not very strong, and instead keeps being stubborn and shouting, trying to be a bitch... then we'll use some loving caresses and some persuasion, like giving her a heartwarming kick, a red dragon fruit, some kite flying, and some CPR...

If Ares still can't be taught a lesson after eating all this... hehe, then don't blame me for something more ruthless!

After thinking about the educational policy for Ares, Ash looked at Ares's new body with curves and thought of a very important issue.

"Speaking of which... after Ares lost [Fatherhood], did it have a significant impact on pan-human history?"

Ash asked, "Leaving aside Ares himself, his [Fatherhood] is still very important to human principles and the progress of pan-human history, right?"

"That's certainly important."

Hades replied, "If we only count Ares, even if she disappears, it will only reduce the number of deaths in the world due to the [war], and it will not affect the progress."

"But if it involves Ares's [Fatherhood]..."