In the end, it always ends in a bad mood.
In the end, his friend's girlfriend just said to him, "You deserve to be a jerk for the rest of your life," which made Yang Yang dumbfounded.
Is this something your friend's girlfriend should say?
Is this a hint?
My friend's girlfriend likes me?
If it were in the past, or if Yang Yang's identity was not like the second-in-command of the Zhu family compound, Yang Yang probably would not have paid any attention to the bee spirit, but would have just eaten by himself.
But after all, I am now half the master, so I still have to fulfill my duties as a host.
If the other party was a difficult-to-serve male demon, Yang Yang could still barely use a high salary to organize some female public relations in the Zhu family compound to accompany drinking, although it was estimated that in this feudal society, most of their husbands would not agree...
But the opponent is a female demon, so this method won’t work!
Looking around at the goblins with their horrible, hideous, and nightmare-inducing faces, Yang Yang gave up the idea.
Yang Yang could only go over to her flatteringly and ask with pretended concern.
"What's wrong, Miss Honey? Is the food not to your liking?"
The bee spirit glanced at Yang Yang sideways and did not answer immediately. She just picked up the cup with both hands again, took a sip of tea, and then answered coldly.
"It's so shabby."
"Indeed... I'm sorry to have embarrassed you."
Seeing Yang Yang being so humble, the bee spirit didn't know what to say.
"I'm a vegetarian."
"Eh? Really? But there are vegetarian dishes too. I'm a vegetarian too."
"But it doesn't look appetizing. Either it's too greasy or it's not something I like."
Yang Yang looked at the bee spirit's disdainful expression and smiled bitterly.
"This is a remote place like ours, and humans have only just begun to come here. We really can't do better. It's not like Wushan. I believe that Wushan must be a fairyland under the management of Madam Wushan."
"Of course! Our lady's status is so noble." Hearing Yang Yang say this, the bee spirit had an arrogant look on her face, with a sense of pride.
This reminded Yang Yang of something.
They are the flight attendants on the plane and the sales clerks in the gold shop. Although their salaries are not much, they have seen too many rich people, which makes them have the illusion that they are also upper-class people.
Even the waiters in high-star hotels can boast to others with arrogance, "The food that the guests I serve eat is something that people like you can't afford."
If you say to her, "I can't afford it, but you can afford it."
What I get in return is "I can eat what they leave behind."
Poor, sad, and cute!
Yang Yang thought about it and felt that there was nothing better to entertain the guests.
There are some wild fruits in my room, but I guess this bee spirit lady would not care about them.
After hesitating for a moment, Yang Yang remembered the only thing he could possibly give away, and whispered something to the bee spirit.
"Miss Mi, wait for me."
After saying that, Yang Yang ran back to his room and came out holding a few small jars.
Inside are the stocks that Yang Yang has accumulated over time.
Because there is no cola-like thing in this world, and Yang Yang is a heavy fan of carbonated drinks, he thought of making some drinks or something.
I originally thought that even if there was no carbonation, I could make some juice and drink it myself.
The result was that it fermented accidentally.
But the taste is okay.
However, because he had no relevant knowledge, he only knew that there was no problem with "wine fermentation", but he didn't know about other fruits, so Yang Yang drank very little each time so as not to be poisoned.
Now is a good time to entertain this bee spirit and let her help test the poison.
If that Lady Wushan was really a big shot, and the bee spirit was really poisoned, she would surely have the means to save it.
"What is this?" Seeing Yang Yang's bottles and jars, the bee spirit couldn't help but frowned, as if she saw a relative in the countryside holding local specialties and eggs.
"Ah, this is a drink I made myself. Don't worry, there are no additives!" Yang Yang said with an innocent smile.
Chapter 90: Tsundere Bee Spirit
Yang Yang picked up the bee spirit's cup, poured out the tea inside, then poured some fermented juice into it, and also poured some into his own cup.
In order to prove that there was no problem, Yang Yang even demonstrated by drinking it.
The stomachs of animals are much stronger than those of humans.
Especially a dog like Xiaotian Dog, which can even eat rotten rice without any adverse reaction.
Seeing Yang Yang's expression, the bee spirit picked up the cup suspiciously, sniffed it, then stuck out its tongue and took a light taste.
Then the frown relaxed a little.
Yang Yang immediately asked with a smile.
"How about it?"
"It's, it's okay..." The bee spirit's face flushed, she turned her face away and said with some disdain.
Is she a tsundere type of girl?
Ah, that's kind of cute.
If you praise a follower like her who has seen the world, she might feel embarrassed, right?
This kind of tsundere type of girl, if you add some seasoning to it and make her faint, it will be fun...
Hey Hey.
Be thankful.
I, Yang Yang, am a righteous gentleman!
"Then Miss Mi, please drink more. I still have many flavors!" Yang Yang said as he poured himself another glass.
And he began to wonder, could he use this skill to make some high-end drinks and sell them to the noble ladies of Zhuzi Country?
It seems a bit difficult.
After all, this is not another world, and brewing wine is not very difficult. It will be studied thoroughly and made in no time.
Damn, if only there were patents!
Under Yang Yang's persuasion, the bee spirit continued to drink.
Seeing that the relationship between the two had improved, Yang Yang finally asked about his curiosity.
"By the way, what is your wife's background? I just became a demon not long ago, so I'm not very clear."
"Humph, even my wife won't be here? My wife is the Queen Mother's twenty-third daughter, and also the youngest."
"The Queen Mother's daughter? Which Queen Mother?"
The bee spirit who was drinking juice cast a contemptuous look at Yang Yang.
"Which other Queen Mother? Of course it's the Queen Mother of the West!"
"Huh?" Yang Yang was so surprised that his jaw almost dropped.
As for Yang Yang's surprised look, the bee spirit seemed very proud and withdrew his gaze.
"So now you know my wife's status?"
I know, I know...
But Yang Yang was even more confused.
By the way, does the Queen Mother of the West have a daughter?
Who was the one born to?
Yang Yang was not misled by the TV series "The Lotus Lantern" and thought that the Queen Mother of the West and the Jade Emperor were a couple.
And gave birth to 23 children?
This is an achievement that even modern families who love to have children can never achieve, right?
23, the woman is about to enter menopause, right?
But think about it, the Queen Mother of the West must be at least a thousand years old, or even tens of thousands of years old?
After all, the fairy peaches at home are thousands of years old.
On average, if the Queen Mother lived to be 23 years old, she would have given birth to daughters.
Not only is the married life not very harmonious, it can be said to be the highest level of sexual frigidity.
It takes hundreds of years to give birth to a daughter?
And then there has been no sex in the last few thousand years?
Or has the Queen Mother already gone through menopause?
But isn’t there Taishang Laojun?
It should be possible to make an elixir that can prevent the Queen Mother from going into menopause, or even make a medicine to treat menopause, right?
Depend on!
What kind of messed up things are I thinking about?
Why is my focus always so different from that of ordinary people?
Yang Yang shook his head.
Shouldn't I be more concerned about the fact that Zi Zhu'er is actually best friends with the Queen Mother's daughter?
Is Zi Zhu'er also a big boss from heaven?
In heaven, even a heavenly soldier has an organization!
In addition, when the wild boar demon came a few days ago, he seemed to have said that the craftsmanship of Zi Zhu'er's weaving was not like that of the human world.
That's it!
Case solved!
Yang Yang knows Zi Zhuer’s identity!
That's right, the scheming frog keeps touching your belly——
——Purple Spider is the Weaver Girl!
The biological father of the Sixth Miss is actually the Cowherd!
Genius, solved the case!
Let’s go to the Internet cafe and stay overnight!
Ok?
But it seems something is wrong.
But Zi Zhu'er should be a fairy from heaven, there should be no doubt about that.
Cowherd?
I can also be a cowherd, I can also be a cowherd!
The Japanese cowherd~
"You, did you just say there are other flavors?"
The words of the bee spirit beside him brought Yang Yang back to his senses.
Looking at the bee spirit's slightly red and arrogant expression, as well as the empty cup, Yang Yang quickly changed another jar and filled the bee spirit's cup.
"Miss Mi, try this..."
"Hmm," the bee spirit replied calmly, then spoke proudly, seemingly to make amends. "I'm actually quite picky, but this tastes great. Maybe it's because it tastes a bit like honey..."
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