But what is the reason for me to go?

Damn, it’s so annoying!

night.

Yang Yang and the eldest lady were dating at the old place.

Because of his inner annoyance and absent-mindedness, Yang Yang's output was naturally a bit fierce.

"Sheep, Sheep Steward?"

"what happened?"

"I, I wanted to ask you what's wrong... You look so abnormal today..."

"It's okay..." Feeling that the young lady had noticed his abnormality, Yang Yang calmed his breathing and began to gently impact the young lady again.

After the first one ended, Yang Yang was not in the mood to start the second one immediately.

At this time, the eldest lady put her head on Yang Yang's shoulder and whispered to Yang Yang.

"Butler Yang, are we going to keep sneaking around like this?"

"if not?"

"..." The eldest lady also fell silent for a long time before she spoke. "In a couple of days, Master's subordinate, the Poisonous Enemy King, will bring his son to meet us sisters..."

"Oh."

"Oh? Your reaction is too cold, isn't it?"

"What else should I do? Make a scene and burst into tears? You must be joking..."

"You, you really are such a fool! Just, just show a little bit of your care for me, that's all..."

"What? You still want to marry them?"

The eldest lady puffed up her cheeks and spoke as if she wanted to deliberately irritate Yang Yang.

"If you keep bullying me like this, it's not impossible~"

Yang Yang curled his lips.

"How about this, I'll go ask Zi Zhu'er for marriage and tell her about our situation."

The eldest lady's eyes lit up and she shook Yang Yang's arm excitedly.

"Really, really?"

Yang Yang used his hand to gently hit the young lady on the head.

"Idiot, of course it's fake! How could it be possible? It could cost someone their life, okay?"

"Hmm... I, I thought you were really planning to propose marriage to mother. I just started to look at you with a new respect." The eldest lady turned her face away with a bit of depression.

Looking at the eldest lady's appearance, Yang Yang grinned evilly, grabbed the eldest lady's hair with his hands and pressed her head to the ground.

"You, what are you doing?"

"This is revenge for what you just said! You actually want to marry the son of that so-and-so Poison Enemy King? Damn it! I have many ways to prevent you from getting married."

"Wha, what?"

"For example, I can make you into my shape! Or just make it bigger, make your belly bigger, hehe..."

"You, you are so shameless." The eldest lady blushed, but a strange light shone in her eyes. "If it's your child... I, I can..."

"I've told you, don't take anything that could cost someone's life seriously! So, I'll let you change into my shape first!" Yang Yang said, thrusting his waist hard.

"Hmm~hate, hate!"

Chapter 127: The Four Sons of the Scorpion Family

Two days later, the Poisonous Enemy King came to the Zhu family compound with his four sons.

I heard that the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord was originally going to come along, but it seemed that something happened and he was unable to get away, so he only allowed the Poison Enemy King to come with the four sons of the Scorpion Family.

Even Zi Zhu'er, who seldom left the Taoist temple, received him personally and showed her attention to him.

As Yang Yang's housekeeper, there was naturally no way he could sit at the table.

Do you have children?

I want to sit at the kids' table!

Ah, aren’t the fifth and sixth young ladies here?

Humph, if they don’t come to the table, then I won’t come to the table either!

So Yang Yang began to observe the Poisonous Enemy King and his four poisonous sons, or should we call them calves?

I have to say that although they don't look good, they are all extremely strong and sturdy, about 70% similar to their father.

In Yang Yang's opinion, the four sons of the Poisonous Enemy King are quite good according to the aesthetic standards of monsters. After all, monsters don't judge men by appearance, but by their strength.

But Yang Yang still felt a little bit unconvinced in his heart.

These guys are equivalent to the handsome guys in the school basketball team. They have the first right to choose a mate, but that's all.

You have the right to choose your spouse, but I also have the right to reproduce!

Are your children necessarily your children?

Yang Yang remembered that he had seen a record in "Animal World".

A giant male squid reproduces with a female squid.

There was another male squid next to it, but its size was about one-fifth of the giant male squid.

Naturally, the female squid obviously would not take the little male squid seriously.

But what can the little male squid do?

I also need to reproduce.

After all, it was created by its father with the mission of continuing to reproduce.

Even if the genes in my own body are those of a dwarf squid, I will still do so.

The little male squid has its own method. It pretends to be a female squid and surrounds the big male squid to seek love, which makes the big squid very happy and even a little carried away.

The giant squid, which was so proud of itself, obviously did not realize that the little squid was secretly transferring its genes into the mother squid's body while it was not paying attention.

Although the female squid noticed the male squid's actions, she was powerless to do anything.

If this were a human situation, wouldn't this be fucking rape?

In the end, the female octopus will naturally give birth to a group of small male octopuses, and like their father, they are short and good at disguising themselves as females.

Sometimes, Yang Yang felt that there was definitely something wrong with his ancestors' genes.

Yang Yang is the kind of person who is very tired during the day but very energetic at night.

I heard it's the night owl gene.

What kind of person could have such genes?

Yang Yang had read about an ancient case.

A flower thief in the Ming Dynasty was good at women's work and had a pretty appearance. He often disguised himself as a maid and went to work in the houses of rich people, where he came into contact with the young ladies, wives and maids.

The easiest ones to prey on are those young ladies from secluded areas. As soon as a young lady shows signs of pregnancy, the thief will quickly flee, leaving behind a mess...

By the time the flower thief was caught and executed, it was discovered that nearly two hundred women had fallen into his clutches.

Yang Yang was very suspicious whether his ancestors also had similar genes.

He has a petite figure, a good-looking face, can even wear women's clothes, is a night owl, and has a low sense of morality. For girls with "young lady syndrome", he is almost a sure thing.

Damn, case solved!

The Poison Enemy King and Purple Spider exchanged a few pleasantries, and then everyone took their seats.

They were sitting symmetrically, five men and five women.

So that’s it, the pursuit of symmetry?

Among these two parents, one definitely has obsessive-compulsive disorder, right?

How about this?

Miss Six is too young, so forget it.

Invite Miss Five out, and I'll sit across from her. That'll be enough for us to sit at the table...

As soon as they sat down, several young masters of the Scorpion family appeared one by one.

Young Master Scorpion patted his chest with a very arrogant look on his face.

"My martial arts were taught by my father himself. I am the best man among my brothers. If my sisters all want to marry me, please don't let any resentment arise."

"..."

Quiet, deathly quiet.

Young Master Scorpion's remarks really shocked Yang Yang.

It felt like the lines from a villain in a novel, who would be immediately slapped in the face by the protagonist.

Yang Yangdu felt so embarrassed that he dug his toes into the ground to sympathize with Young Master Xie.

So embarrassing, so embarrassing!

When will I be able to recover from this habit of embarrassing others?

Several young ladies also frowned and looked at each other.

Maybe he felt that what Young Master Scorpion said was really a bit too much!

No, it's simply a scorpion head!

After Young Master Scorpion finished speaking, he sat down again, which made Yang Yang feel that this should be the classic image of a "reckless man".

Well, cuckolding this kind of guy is as easy as pie!

But if you get caught, you’ll probably reopen it on the spot.

The Second Young Master Scorpion immediately stood up, glanced at the First Young Master Scorpion, and said unwillingly.

"Don't worry, sisters. My eldest brother is straightforward and outspoken. Although he is powerful, I am not bad either. If you recruit me as your son-in-law, I will definitely expand the cave and make it bigger and stronger."

Become bigger and stronger and create greater glory?

Be ambitious and have ambitions!

I feel it is more difficult to take than the boss...

As the Second Young Master Scorpion sat down proudly, everyone's eyes fell on the Third Young Master Scorpion.

It was obvious that Young Master Scorpion felt very uncomfortable with the focus on him, and he spoke with some embarrassment.

"My brothers are all good, and my brother is not bad either. Sisters, please take a look at him..."

Oh open?

Is it an i person?

Isn't this a coincidence?

I, Yang, am also an i person.

But boy, you can't do this.

The aura you exude makes you look like someone who is easier to sleep with than your older brother.

It's like a taciturn office worker whose boss wants to come to his house. He can't refuse, so he asks his wife to entertain him warmly. Then he gets drunk alone and passes out. But his boss takes advantage of the information gap and grabs his wife's hand, saying, "Madam, you don't want your husband to lose his job, do you?"

But to be honest, Yang Yang had a very good impression of the Third Young Master Scorpion.

I feel like he is really like the introverted child in my original world who attends family gatherings.

However, the words of the third son of the Scorpion family drew contempt from the other sons of the Scorpion family, especially the fourth son of the Scorpion family next to him, who seemed to feel that his third brother's words had weakened his own momentum.

"My third brother has a bit of an awkward personality, so please don't laugh at me, sisters. Although I'm a few years behind them in cultivation, I still have a promising future. You sisters, by choosing me, you've chosen my future!"

Oh shit, pie!

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