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[I want to eat Mei's flavored instant noodles]: Won't I be exposed? If Mei knew I was just saying this to seduce her, she would definitely stay away from me. Besides, there's no crisis in Changkong City for me to save!

[Steel Prison]: There is indeed a crisis in Changkong City. Cocolia is artificially creating the Third Herrscher, and the third Herrscher's body is Mei Leidian. If you want to increase Mei's favorability, it is recommended that you take her to beat up Cocolia.

[I want Mei's flavored instant noodles]: What?! How dare you turn Mei into a Herrscher? Unforgivable! Wait, that's not right. How come you know so much about my world? And you acted like you knew a lot about Wu Tina's world before. Who are you anyway?

Chapter 5 Kiana: This, this is not right

Finally someone asked me this question!

Qian Yi was thinking about how to explain his identity. Should he appear as a mysterious prophet and deceive the group members to gain their admiration and a lot of benefits, or pretend to be a big boss and let the group members pay him friend fees so that he can take away everyone's gold coins, or should he just reveal his identity and stop pretending?

There are so many directions to choose from.

But now that it's the 21st century, you can even follow the trends and choose a more fashionable identity. For example, I'm actually an armed helicopter that accidentally traveled through time and space and became a human. I'm male, but I have gender identity disorder and always think I'm a woman. I'm also gay, so I like women. At the same time, I'm a fundamentalist, so I can't have sex reassignment surgery...

Isn't it a bit too trendy?

[Customer service Xiangzi is at your service]: So that's how it is. I understand. Kiana and Wutina are on Qianyi's side. Could they be characters in a certain anime, novel or game?

[I want to eat Mei's flavored instant noodles]: Souga, it turns out that I am just like Altria, a character in a game or anime in someone else's world. It feels so interesting.

Maple Syrup Commander: Really? Even me?

[Steel Prison]: An undoubted fact.

[Maple Syrup Commander]: Then I am the protagonist in it?

【Steel Prisoner】: Yes.

Maple Syrup Commander: Yay! So what story does this world with me as the protagonist tell? It must be an inspiring, beautiful, and loving story.

Having obtained the power of the evil female cadre, he continued to defeat the lackeys of the evil organization for the magical girl he admired, and eventually became the commander-in-chief of the evil organization and the emperor who ruled the entire earth. Although it sounds a bit boring and is not as interesting as when a magical girl defeated the evil forces, it is still a good story.

[Steel Prison]: Well, it’s a story full of love.

Pure sex in QQ space can also be considered a love story, right?

[Maple Sugar Commander]: Can you please share my anime with the group?

【Steel Prison】:...

[Maple Syrup Commander]: Any questions?

[Customer service Xiangzi is at your service]: Regarding this, if you don’t know how to operate, please open the group file and click upload. There is an Internet function in it, which can connect to your computer for downloading.

No matter how you think about it, your story is something that cannot be published!

Do you want everyone to collectively appreciate how you adjust and teach various magical girls, try various unprecedented postures, and explore the physical areas of magical girls?

No! This kind of thing is not allowed!

Calm down. You must not let Wu Tina know that she is the heroine of the 48+ anime world! You must not let anyone else know either.

Find an excuse to get away with it.

[Fullmetal Prisoner]: Unfortunately, that was actually the animation I watched in the world before the crash. Now that I have traveled through time for the second time, there is no animation of yours in this world anymore.

[I want Mei's flavored instant noodles]: What about me? What about me? My story? It must be about the beautiful love story between Mei and me.

【Steel Prison】: ....

[I want to eat Mei's flavored instant noodles]: Why are you so silent? Could it be that Mei and I have no future at all?! Shivering.jpg

[Steel Prison]: This is a bit complicated to explain.

[I want to eat Mei's flavored instant noodles]: Tell me what the final outcome between me and Mei is.

[Fullmetal Prison Master]: You, like one of my predecessors, died on the moon, while Mei stayed on Earth to train newcomers in Tianming.

【I want to eat Mei's flavor instant noodles】：.....

Then wouldn't that mean we're separated forever? Also, why are you using the term "one of your predecessors"? Is that person already dead? Doesn't that mean I'll die in the future, too?

This is a lie! This is an absolute lie! I don't believe it! I haven't even had Mei's juice or tasted Mei's flavored instant noodles yet, how could I die so easily? Damn it!!!

[I want to eat Mei's flavored instant noodles]: In the meantime, I should have been with Mei the whole time, right?

【Steel Prison】: ....

[I want to eat Mei's flavored instant noodles]: Right...right? Heart arrest.jpg.

[I want to eat Mei's flavored instant noodles]: Why do you have to be silent at a time like this? What about the others? Why are they all silent? Don't keep silent at this time!

[Fullmetal Prison]: It's complicated to explain, so to put it simply, Mei felt that it wasn't okay to stay by your side, so she beat you up on the rooftop, stole your dragon, and then joined the World Snake.

【I want to eat Mei's flavor instant noodles】：.....

[Customer service Xiangzi is at your service]: Accept my condolences.

[Tallulah]: My condolences.

[Son of Prophecy]: My condolences.

[Flying Head Barbarians in the Lower Level Area]: My condolences.

[I want to eat Mei's flavored instant noodles]: Qianyi.

[Steel Prisoner]: What?

[I want to eat Mei's flavored instant noodles]: Hide well in your world, and don't let me catch you (^_^). You will die if you are caught/(^v^).

Kaslana's strength is enough to blow off a polar bear's head with one blow.

What, you ask how strong the polar bear is? Then you might want to ask Caesar Gattuso.

[Steel Prison Master]: Souga, I'm leaving the crisis of Mei, Cocolia and Changkong City to you. You should be able to handle it by yourself.

[I want to eat Mei's flavored instant noodles]: sweating profusely.jpg.

[I want to eat Mei's flavored instant noodles]: Godfather, please accept my greeting! Please! Please teach me how to get Mei!

[Flying Head Barbarian in the Lower Level Area]: Why is this the first thing you care about!

[Customer service Xiangzi is at your service]: You really only think about yourself.

[Talulah]: Shouldn't we shift the topic to more important things, such as the crisis that Kiana is about to face?

[Steel Prison Master]: Where was I just now?

[Flying Head Barbarian in the Lower Area]: Speaking of Cocolia, can I know what the Cocolia you are talking about is related to the great guardian Cocolia on my side?

[Steel Prison]: There is no special connection between them. To put it simply, you can think of them as similar flowers from different worlds.

[Flying Head Barbarian in the Lower Zone]: Flower? Is Cocolia a flower transformed into a spirit?

Xier was confused. Why did they suddenly talk about flowers? Was there any special meaning behind it?

[Steel Prisoner]: They look very similar and have the same name, but they have no connection, they just look alike.

[Fei Tou Man from the Lower Class Area]: Why didn't you say that earlier? You have to act like an intellectual and keep saying things that no one can understand.

[I want to eat Mei's flavored instant noodles]: Now the question is, how can I save Changkong City?

[Steel Prison]: Call your sister and ask her to come over and punch Cocolia to death.

[I want Mei's flavored instant noodles]: ??? I have a sister?!

Chapter 6: Ounegai, I can do anything!!

sister.

A word that Kiana felt extremely unfamiliar with. Since she could remember, the only family member she had was her father, Siegfried Kaslana.

In addition, there are no aunts, elder sisters, cousins, etc. Even the mother who should have grown up with her is nowhere to be found. Sometimes she even wonders if she was picked up, otherwise how could she not even know her mother's name and appearance.

But now a sister suddenly appeared, which made her happy but also raised a question in her heart.

[I want to eat Mei's flavored instant noodles]: No, where did my sister come from? I haven't heard my stinky dad mention it!

[Steel Prison Master]: Your father thought she was dead.

[I want to eat Mei's flavored instant noodles]: No, is this something you can trust? My stinky dad is unreliable, but he's not this unreliable!

In China, they say that if a person is alive, they must be found, and if he is dead, their body must be found. But how come it has become that in my own home, I don’t know if he is alive, and I can’t find the person after he is dead?

[Customer service Xiangzi is at your service]: It must be very hard for you, Kiana, to meet such an unreliable and stinky old man.

[I want to eat Mei's flavored instant noodles]: It's more than just hard work. When I was little, he made a promise with me for no apparent reason, and then he disappeared. I searched the whole of Europe but couldn't find him. I heard that there was a mysterious white-haired, one-armed man in Changkong City, so I came to Changkong City, but there was no trace of him either.

[Customer service Xiangzi is at your service]: He never mentioned anything about your sister?

[I want to eat Mei's flavored instant noodles]: This is the first time I know that I have a sister. Seriously, I now have this feeling of "Qianyi, you can't be the one from Kaslana's family?" Since my sister is still alive, why doesn't she look for us?

[Tallulah]: I’m not sure.

[Fei Tou Man from the Lower Level Area]: I think it might be right for your sister not to look for you.

[Customer service Xiangzi is at your service]: Does Kiana's father drink often?

[I want to eat Mei's flavored instant noodles]: I used to drink a lot.

[Customer service Xiangzi is at your service]: Then I have no questions.

Alcoholism, the child not knowing who his mother is, abandoning the child and disappearing without a trace, etc., these many factors combined are enough to illustrate the seriousness of the problem.

If her situation wasn't the same, she would have wanted Kiana to stop looking for her father and come over to form a band with her... no, rent a house with her.

[I want to eat Mei's flavored instant noodles]: Why do I feel like your attitudes towards me are becoming weird? Don't get me wrong, my father is actually very good to me. He is not the scumbag who abandoned his wife and daughter as you think. He even made a promise with me when he left.

[Customer service Xiangzi is at your service]: Alas, this may be the so-called Stockholm syndrome.

[Child of Prophecy]: Wuuuuu, Kiana, tears.jpg

[Fei Tou Man from the Lower District]: Although I lost my father and mother when I was born and grew up in an orphanage, I at least know that a father who abandons his eldest daughter and lets his youngest daughter wander the world alone is not a good person.

[Talulah]: Alas, can't everyone in the group form a complete family?

[Maple Syrup Commander]: My parents are very good to me.

[Fullmetal Prison Master]: I'm so sorry, Tallulah. I have a happy family.

Tallulah: I'm sorry.

I actually forgot that Wu Tina's parents are still alive, and she has a happy family life. She can even use her pocket money to buy a house full of magical girl figures.

Qianyi seems to have a very happy family.

It really proves the saying that those who are in drought will die of drought, and those who are in flood will die of flood. The four families of them combined cannot even form a complete pair of father and mother, while over there, two people can easily form four parents.

[I want to eat Mei's flavored instant noodles]: Qianyi, you haven't told me who my sister is yet.

[Steel Prisoner]: Your sister is the most powerful S-class Valkyrie, Youlandel.

[I want Mei-flavored instant noodles]: S-rank Valkyrie?! No, wait, stop! Don't tell me, let me tell you first. My sister is doing so well, why did my stinky dad think she was dead?

That’s an S-class Valkyrie, S-class!

I dream of becoming the strongest Valkyrie of destiny, but now you tell me that my sister is the strongest Valkyrie?

[Steel Prison]: To put it simply, your father was attacked when he was taking you and your sister away on a plane. Your sister was hit by metal fragments, causing the plane to crash and fall from a height of several thousand meters, and there happened to be endless mountains below.

[Son of Prophecy]:?

【Tallulah】：?

[Flying Head Barbarian in the Lower Level Area]:?

[I want Mei-flavored instant noodles]: No, she's not dead? My sister's life force is so strong? No wonder she's the strongest Valkyrie, but why don't I remember anything about this?

[Steel Prisoner]: Because you were just born.

[I want to eat Mei's flavored instant noodles]: ? How old was my sister at the time?

[Steel Prison Master]: About eight years old?

【I want to eat Mei's flavored instant noodles】: This guy is eight years old?!

At the age of eight, she withstood the attack of metal fragments from an exploding missile and fell into a mountain range from thousands of meters high without dying. Not only did she not become a vegetable, but she also became the most powerful S-class Valkyrie with destiny.

Are we really sisters? No, are we really the same species?

[Customer Service Xiangzi is here to serve you]: Can I ask, is the Kaslana family also known as the Kryptonians?

[Customer service Xiangzi is at your service]: Am I the only ordinary human being left in the group?

Originally, Kiana could be regarded as an ordinary human with slightly stronger physical fitness. However, now that her blood relative showed up, it was instantly exposed that the other party was not a human at all, but a Kryptonian in human skin. After all, your sister is so awesome, you must not be a simple person either.