Gensokyo, I, the slime, made them regret for the rest of their lives

Originally, everyone had high hopes for the Kappa who developed the "Kappa Net", and thought that this time they might be able to strike directly at the enemy and gain a chance of victory.

However, Kappa's expression gradually changed from confident to stiff, and he finally turned off the computer in a panic and suddenly started crying for some reason.

Huiyin went forward helplessly to comfort her, but Kappa cried and shook her head, refusing to tell her the reason. She also begged Yakumo Yukari and others to tell her Bai Luo's address.

...

at the same time,

Bai Luo received the file transmitted by the Great Sage.

Unexpectedly, the great sage not only successfully resisted the opponent's attack, but also followed the clues, locked the opponent's screen, and directly copied the opponent's information.

When Bai Luo turned on the computer, the first thing he saw was some incomprehensible files, followed by design drawings, and even a game.

As I was flipping through the folder, I found a folder called "Ling'er is the most beautiful."

A selfie of an intruder?

Bai Luo opened the folder curiously, and the photos loaded one by one. After just one look, he immediately closed the folder.

His face flushed red, and he glanced at the people around him guiltily. When he found that no one noticed him, he breathed a sigh of relief.

I seem to have seen something I shouldn't have just seen.

"Bao, what's wrong with you? Why are you just standing there in a daze?"

Kaguya looked up and happened to notice Bai Luo's abnormality, and couldn't help but ask.

"nothing."

Bai Luo continued playing games until two o'clock in the morning before returning to the Happy House.

However, as soon as he stepped into the yard, a petite figure rushed over.

Then, with a thud, the Kappa girl knelt on the ground, supporting herself on the ground with her hands, tears streaming down her face.

"I was wrong, please forgive me!"

This sudden scene caused Bai Luo's already sleepy brain to freeze instantly. It took him five or six seconds to come back to his senses, his golden eyes widening.

"No, who are you? What's the point of forgiving or not forgiving? I don't even know you, okay?"

His brain was working rapidly. Bai Luo combined the other party's Kappa's identity and the network intrusion today to come up with the answer.

"Are you the one who hacked into my network today?"

"Uh-huh."

The Kappa girl nodded repeatedly.

"Get up first, and then we can talk slowly."

Looking at the girl kneeling in front of him and crying bitterly, Bai Luo felt a little overwhelmed. If someone saw this, it might cause some misunderstanding.

"You forgive me first."

The Kappa girl still refused to get up, and even hugged Bai Luo's thighs, burying her head between his legs and crying.

"No, no, no, hurry up and get up."

"...I won't get up until you forgive me."

Seeing this, Bai Luo felt a headache. If he had known this would happen, he would have stayed there and continued playing games with Kaguya.

"Okay, okay, I forgive you."

"Really, really?"

The Kappa girl raised her head, her eyes red and watery as she stared at Bai Luo, like a frightened deer.

"Really, please let go of my head first and don't hold me tightly."

"it is good."

The Kappa girl obediently let go of Bai Luo's hand, wiped the tears from her face, and after standing firmly, she took out two items from her arms and handed them to Bai Luo:

"for you."

Bai Luo looked down and saw a chain and a collar lying quietly in his palm.

"..."

Bai Luo was even more confused. He looked up at the Kappa girl in front of him, then looked down at the chain and collar, and fell silent.

After a moment, he looked up again, his eyes fell on the Kappa girl, and asked tentatively:

"Are you going to give me a pet?"

The Kappa girl turned her face away, not daring to look directly at him, and could only utter a few words:

"Wang Wang..."

"Goodbye."

With a flash of purple light, Bai Luo teleported back to the e-sports room.

Kaguya and the others were slightly surprised to see Bai Luo.

"Why are you back? Aren't you tired and went to bed?"

"Suddenly I'm not sleepy anymore."

Bai Luo forced a smile, his ears still burning.

Although Kaguya was suspicious, she didn't ask any more questions, and Labaro continued playing the game.

Two hours later,

Bai Luo stood up and left again, returning to the Happy House. After so much time, that guy should have left.

However, it did not.

Just stepped into the yard.

A petite figure was sitting alone on the steps in front of the door. The moment she saw Bai Luo, excitement appeared on her face, but when she saw Bai Luo turning around to leave, tears as big as beans dripped down her face.

Seeing this, Bai Luo gave up the idea of teleporting away again, walked forward and wiped away her tears.

"Stop crying, what do you want?"

"Forgive me, I, I can..."

The Kappa girl couldn't say anything after that. She handed over the chain in her hand tremblingly. The collar was already firmly around her neck.

Bai Luo's eyelids twitched wildly. He quickly sensed around and only breathed a sigh of relief when he was sure that Old Lady Zi was not peeping. If this scene was seen by others, maybe when he went out the next day, the news that "Bai Luo was a pervert" would spread like wildfire.

"Didn't I tell you that I forgave you a long time ago? Why did you do this..."

"Isn't this common sense? To apologize, you have to be a pet to the other party."

"What kind of common sense is this? Where did you hear that?"

"It's in the manga. I bought it at a grocery store in Human World."

The Kappa girl shrank her neck, not understanding why Bai Luo was so excited.

The human world?

grocery store?

Bai Luo felt that Zi Ma and Hui Yin did the right thing by shutting down the unscrupulous Xianglin Hall. He had already guessed what kind of comic book it was.

"What's wrong? Is something wrong?"

The kappa girl asked weakly.

"That's definitely not right. Don't read this kind of thing in the future. Selling this kind of comic to a child as young as you is really a profiteer."

Bai Luo was filled with righteous indignation. However, the Kappa girl looked at Bai Luo's tender little face, then at herself, and then at Bai Luo again, and finally couldn't help but say.

"You seem younger than me."

"Talking nonsense!"

Bai Luo reacted violently and yelled, "I only look young, but I'm actually much older than you!"

"...Hmm."

The Kappa girl looked at Bai Luo for a moment, cracked her fingers, and after a moment said, "I'm 563 years old. How about you?"

"Ahem...Wait a minute, how much did you say you were worth? 563?"

Bai Luo choked, unable to believe it.

It was not until the Kappa girl nodded and confirmed again that he believed that he had heard correctly.

Think about it carefully,

It seems that Remi and Fran are also about five or six hundred years old.

Wait a minute, wait a minute,

Thin slime oozed out of Bai Luo's forehead, and even Cirno seemed to be nearly a hundred years old.

Where's Youmu?

Youyuko seemed to have said that she and Youmu had a free meal 50 years ago, so she must have been over 50 years old at least.

As for Kaguya and Koukou, there is no need to even think about them. One is the Princess of the Moon and the other is from the Onmyoji era, and they are at least a thousand years old.

Thinking of this, Bai Luo began to doubt his life.

Is it possible...

Am I really the youngest among them?

wrong,

And Reimu!!

Return to Gensokyo: Chapter 124: The Old Guard Makes Concessions

Looking at Bai Luo's uncertain expression, the Kappa girl weakly handed the chain over again.

Bai Luo's face darkened. He stepped forward, untied the collar from her neck, and threw it into the gap.

"Don't read that kind of comics anymore. You don't need to be a pet to apologize. That's something only perverts like Kaguya would do."

The kappa girl nodded as if she understood, and followed Bai Luo into the house.

“Do you eat cucumbers?”

"eat!"

The Kappa girl nodded repeatedly.

Bai Luo walked into the kitchen and quickly made two bowls of noodles, one was beef ramen and the other was cucumber beef ramen.

The Kappa girl felt disappointed when she saw that it was not pure cucumber, but she still thanked him and took the ramen and started slurping it.

For a moment, she stood there, staring at the bowl of ramen in a daze. After a while, she tentatively picked up a piece of cucumber and smelled it. The fresh scent of cucumber penetrated her nose.

"crunch-"

As she bit the cucumber, the Kappa girl started crying, and her tears as big as beans dripped onto the table.

Looking at the kappa who was crying and eating noodles at the same time, Bai Luo's eyes were extremely subtle. He didn't understand why this guy was crying.

"Hey, don't eat with chopsticks."

Bai Luo snatched the half-broken chopsticks from her hand and gave her his own chopsticks.

"I grew these cucumbers myself. If you like them, I can give you some."

"really?"

There was a gleam in the Kappa girl's eyes. When Bai Luo nodded, she decisively slammed her head on the table, giving Bai Luo a kowtow.

This guy...

Bai Luo didn't know what words to use to describe this guy. He got up and went to the backyard, picked a basket of cucumbers, and returned to the living room to put them on the table.

"This is for you. Eat it quickly and go back."

Bai Luo waved his hand.