Gensokyo, I, the slime, made them regret for the rest of their lives

The Kappa girl picked up the bowl and drank the noodle soup in one breath, then put the bowl down and clasped her hands together.

"thanks for treatment."

Then, she picked up the bamboo basket and skipped away. Bai Luo simply ate a few mouthfuls of noodles, threw the rest into the gap, and then went back to his room to sleep.

Early the next morning,

As soon as Bai Luo woke up, he found two petite figures standing by the bed, one with blue hair and the other with green hair.

Two pairs of big eyes were blinking, staring at him with longing.

"Breathe~blow~"

Bai Luo took a deep breath, lay down again, and covered his head with the quilt.

I must not have woken up yet.

He moved the quilt slightly and looked out through the gap, just in time to meet two pairs of expectant eyes.

The six of them looked at each other and Bai Luo fell into silence.

"No! Who are you?!"

Bai Luo suddenly threw back the quilt and sat up.

The two little ones looked at each other, and the blue-haired Kappa took the first step, threw off his shoes, climbed onto the bed, and handed over the chain in his hand.

"My Lord God, I want cucumbers too."

The green-haired Kappa didn't say anything, but climbed onto the bed and handed over the chain connected to his collar.

Bai Luo had more question marks in his head and didn’t understand what was going on.

Get up early in the morning,

Two kappas who had never met before came to ask for cucumbers, in such a strange way.

However, before Bai Luo could figure it out, a crack suddenly appeared in the void.

It's a gap.

A chill rushed to Bai Luo's crown, and he instantly got goosebumps all over his body.

If it was Lan, it would be fine, but if it was that bastard Zi Ma, she would probably be too talkative and spread rumors outside.

Bai Luo made the decision almost in an instant. He pulled up the quilt and covered the two kappas together.

Almost at the same time,

Yakumo Yukari walked out from the gap and just saw Bai Luo hurriedly covering himself with the quilt. She raised her eyebrows slightly and a playful smile appeared at the corner of her mouth.

"Xiao Bailuo, you are not wearing any clothes, are you?"

As she spoke, she stepped forward, a cunning glint in her purple eyes.

"Stop! Don't move!"

Bai Luo was so frightened that he quickly scolded her and tried to use teleportation to send the two kappas in the quilt away, but he found that teleportation could only move things within his sight.

"If you dare come here again, I won't contact you for the whole year! I'll directly invite Eirin to the Yakumo residence!"

This trick was indeed effective. Yakumo Yukari paused and her face froze slightly.

Bai Luo hurriedly urged, "What do you want to talk to me about? Tell me and leave quickly."

"We want to discuss with you something about your internet use."

"discuss?"

Bai Luo raised an eyebrow: "Have you given up? That's right, after so much time, you still haven't made any progress."

"Xiao Bailuo, you are such a joke. How could we possibly admit defeat? Aren't you the ones who should admit defeat? We have already destroyed two of your strongholds."

"So, what are the implications for us?"

Bai Luo glanced at her with disdain.

Yakumo Yukari didn't answer him, but continued, "We've discussed this with them, and we've finally decided to give in and not push you so hard. As long as you're willing to stop setting up secret sites and increase your daily internet time to three hours, we'll give you an extra hour."

However, what answered her was still Bai Luo's disdainful look.

"Old Lady Purple, since we can play games 24 hours a day, why should we wag our tails and beg for your charity?"

Yakumo Yukari gritted his teeth: "As long as you agree, I will give you an extra hour, four hours a day..."

"Snapped--!"

Bai Luo slapped the quilt, and a lovely cry suddenly came from inside the quilt.

"You want me to sell out my teammates? You're dreaming!"

Bai Luo was filled with righteous indignation and was so passionate that he almost stood up and waved his fist to express his passion.

"I tell you! Your time has passed. The afterglow of the old times is destined to be unable to prevent the arrival of the dawn. Now! It is our time!"

Yakumo Yukari narrowed her eyes, with a hint of coldness in her tone: "Okay, very good, then we'll wait and see who will have the last laugh."

After saying that, she flicked her sleeves and stepped back into the gap, her figure disappearing in an instant.

After making sure that Yakumo Yukari had left, Bai Luo finally lifted the quilt.

The blue-haired Kappa was lying on the bed on his side, holding one of his hands tightly, while the green-haired Kappa was lying on his lower abdomen, looking at him aggrievedly with a pair of wet eyes.

He covered himself with the quilt, then lifted it up and took a look, and immediately understood why she had that expression.

"Feel sorry."

He blushed and apologized, then asked the great sage to get two bags of cucumbers and hand them to them.

"I don't know what you heard, but it's definitely not what you heard. Take this bag of cucumbers and go back quickly." Bai Luo said helplessly. He had already guessed that this was probably caused by the kappa yesterday.

The two little ones took the cucumbers, and excitement suddenly lit up their eyes. They couldn't wait to take out a cucumber and take a bite.

"good to eat!"

"Uh-huh!"

They chewed with a smacking sound, sighed with satisfaction, finished a cucumber in two or three bites, and licked their fingers with satisfaction.

“Are these really all for us?”

The blue-haired kappa asked cautiously.

"Here you go, let's go."

There was urgency in Bai Luo's tone. If someone saw this kind of scene, he would never be able to clear himself even if he jumped into the Yellow River.

"Thank you, Lord God!"

The two little ones kissed Bai Luo on the cheek, one on the left and one on the right.

"Master Bai, Lan Lai..."

The sound stopped abruptly, and Yakumo Aoi stood at the entrance of the gap, staring at the scene in front of him, stunned where he was.

She watched the actions of the three people, then looked at the collars on the necks of the two kappas, and silently retracted the foot that had stepped out of the gap.

"Sorry to bother you."

Return to Gensokyo: Chapter 125: The Old School Strikes Again

"It's really not what you think!"

Bai Luo chased into the gap and spread his arms to block Yakumo Lan's way.

"Those two Kappas just came to ask for cucumbers. You know Kappas love cucumbers, right? They got excited because cucumbers taste so good. As for the collar, it's because a Kappa... last night..."

After Bai Luo explained, Yakumo Lan lowered his head slightly, folded his hands in front of him, looked respectful, and nodded repeatedly.

"Yes, Master Bai, I understand. You don't need to explain. I believe you."

Her expression was serious, but Bai Luo felt that she was just trying to please him.

In anger, Bai Luo didn't want to explain anymore, so he turned around and asked, "You understand, right? Okay! Now I want to talk to you about something else!"

Yakumo Lan shrank his neck, and an ominous premonition arose in his heart.

"Given the old purple woman's personality, she probably wouldn't care how long we've been online, let alone have any opinion about it, so someone must have reported it. However, I heard through the grapevine that it was you who brought this up, and you even elaborated on the dangers of internet addiction."

Without any hesitation, Yakumo Ran fell to her knees with a plop, staring at Bai Luo in amazement.

"What are you doing?"

"Admit your fault."

Yakumo Lan answered as a matter of course.

Bai Luo's eyelids twitched, his mind rapidly recalling the computer that had recently been confiscated due to this incident, as well as the subsequent blunder. His anger flared up again. He formed a ball of slime in his hand and slammed it to the ground.

"Snapped!"

Almost at the same time, Yakumo Ran took out a chain and a collar, presented them with both hands, and instantly extinguished Bai Luo's anger.

silence.

Bai Luo stared at Yakumo Lan. After more than ten seconds, Yakumo Lan spoke first, "I was thinking that you couldn't be like the princess of Yongyuan Pavilion, obsessed with games and unable to extricate yourself. This was the only last resort."

At this point, she added: "But wrong is wrong, Lan is willing to accept your punishment."

Yakumo Aoi's expression was very serious, but the nine tails behind him were swinging left and right quickly and uncoordinatedly.

If Yakumo Yukari were present, she would definitely ask, "Are you sure you're not asking for a reward?"

Bai Luo opened his mouth slightly, but in the end he couldn't utter a word. He made a gap and turned to leave, but found that his feet were tightly wrapped by several tails, one of which was even drilling up his trouser leg.

He turned around strangely and said, "Lan, is it time for you to get your salary?"

Hearing this, Yakumo Lan's already slightly flushed face turned even redder. She shook her head repeatedly: "Lan has never had such a thing as a full-blown period."

Bai Luo looked at Yakumo Lan suspiciously, his brows slightly furrowed.

If the current situation happened to Kaguya or Yakumo Yukari, it would be normal - after all, nothing those two guys did would be surprising.

But if it were Yakumo Aoi, all this would seem unreasonable.

Lan has always been a very measured person.

Unless I really can't control myself, I would never do such an outrageous thing.

This is totally out of character for her.

[Notice. Yakumo Aoi is turning blue. Initial diagnosis is that it is caused by the drug.]

Bai Luo: “…”

"Master Bai, what's wrong?"

Yakumo Ran's breathing became more and more rapid, his fox ears stood up high, and his two tails had quietly stretched out, trying to untie Bai Luo's clothes.

"Have you eaten anything strange lately, especially from Old Lady Purple?"

"weird stuff?"

The fox ears shook slightly, and Yakumo Lan seemed to remember something and spoke quickly.

"The day before yesterday, Lord Zi personally made a bowl of soup, saying it was specially prepared for you, and even let Lan taste it first."

"Soup?"

Bai Luo remembered that Yakumo Yukari did bring him a bowl of soup the day before yesterday, but seeing that her expression was not right, he did not drink it.

"Is there something wrong with the soup?"

"Don't you think there's something wrong with you now?"

Bai Luo asked back. At this moment, Yakumo Lan had already used all nine tails. Four of them were wrapped around him, two were peeling off his clothes, and three were swinging freely. He was just about to have love in his eyes.

"...No, is there something wrong with Lan?"

Pieces of clothing slipped off one by one, and the fox ears stood almost straight up.

Has common sense been modified?

Bai Luo had a weird expression on his face. This looked like the hypnosis in the pink software.

Although it was Old Lady Zi who gave the medicine, it was obvious that it was the medicine provided by Yonglin.