Gensokyo, I, the slime, made them regret for the rest of their lives

Bai Luo took out his cell phone and found that they had indeed sent an invitation, but the time was stuck at almost dinner time.

Obviously, these two people wanted to leave a "black history" for themselves.

of course,

Bai Luo didn't believe they would dare to really play it. He could tell from their expressions that they wanted to strangle each other to death.

Huiyin was still scolding them: "Even if you want to play this kind of game, you have to ask Bai Luo for his opinion, and..."

As she spoke of the latter part, a blush appeared on her cheeks.

"And you shouldn't have dragged me into this. I have no interest in this kind of game."

"sorry..."

The two bowed their heads and apologized, not daring to talk back.

They really didn't want to be hit in the head by Huiyin again.

They wouldn't even frown when their hearts were being poured out, but Huiyin's headbutt seemed to have some special properties, causing them so much pain that their souls almost shattered.

...

After eating and drinking enough,

Bai Luo opened a gap and sent Kaguya back, while he himself walked towards the Hakurei Shrine.

He hadn't been to Hakurei Shrine since the cyber war ended, and he didn't know what the situation was like now.

Before leaving, he specifically asked He Ling'er to help promote his shrine.

It’s almost the end of the month, so I’ll go see how much I’ve accomplished and whether I can avoid asking Lan for next month’s pocket money.

However, as soon as he stepped onto the sloping stairs of the shrine, Bai Luo saw a long queue at the door from afar.

"Is the line all the way to the door?"

Although Bai Luo knew that he had a high prestige among Kappa, he did not expect that after such a long time, and late at night, there were still so many people queuing up to worship at the shrine.

Bai Luo did not doubt He Ling'er's propaganda ability. In addition, judging from the performance of Kappa in the previous few times he met her, if he went there, it would most likely cause a commotion.

Thinking of this, Bai Luo chose to teleport in, and with a teleportation, he arrived at Reimu's room.

However, what came into view was a tall figure, and as the skirt slid down, a burst of snow-white was exposed to the air.

Wait a minute!

Pupils shrink.

Shouldn't Reimu be entertaining guests in the worship hall now?

wrong,

Reimu isn't that tall, and she doesn't have such a good figure.

Bai Luo's gaze fell on the other person's face and found that it was a familiar face with two huge long horns on its head.

Ibuki Suika?

Bai Luo was stunned for a moment.

That makes sense...

No, this guy's body isn't that good, right?

Shouldn't she be similar to Reimu?

Bai Luo's thoughts flashed through his mind in an instant, and he immediately wanted to teleport away again, but Ibuki Suika had already sensed his breath and grabbed him.

When she saw Bai Luo, she was stunned for a moment, then she said casually, "Are you here to look for Reimu? She's still out entertaining visitors. Wait a minute, I'll change my clothes and go out with you."

As she spoke, she threw her clothes aside, picked up a large-sized shrine maiden costume and put it on.

But halfway through putting it on, she started to feel lost: "Huh? How do I put this thing on? Like this? I can't button it... Bai Luo, please help me button it up."

"No! I'm leaving now. I'll ask Reimu to help you put it on."

Bai Luo blushed and shook his head to refuse.

"Why bother with all that? Just button your shirt, hurry up."

Ibuki Suika urged, waving her hand.

Bai Luo had no choice but to step forward to help. He stood on the left side, turned his face sideways, and groped for the buttons by feel. After some trouble, he finally put on his clothes.

"Boom boom boom——"

There was a knock on the door, followed by Reimu's voice.

"Suika, are you okay? I need to go back to my room to get something."

Return to Gensokyo: Chapter 142 Watermelon: Purple said you like big sister

Hearing Reimu's voice, Bai Luo immediately wanted to teleport away, but found that Ibuki Suika was still holding the corner of his clothes tightly.

The door had been pushed open. Bai Luo didn't care about anything else. With a flash of purple light, he teleported back to his home with Ibuki Suika.

Reimu pushed the door open and was stunned to see the room was empty. She looked around and scratched her head.

"What about people?"

Happy House——

"Is this teleportation? That's so cool!!"

Although Ibuki Suika didn't understand why Bai Luo wanted to teleport her away, she still looked around excitedly.

Bai Luo did not answer her question, but stared at Ibuki Suika with a stern face.

"What were you doing just now?"

"What for?"

Ibuki Suika tilted her head with an innocent look on her face.

"You're the one who asked me to help you change your clothes, and then you wanted Reimu to come in afterwards."

"What's wrong with this?"

"Of course there is a problem!"

Bai Luo said helplessly, "How could you let someone see your body and even ask them to help you change your clothes? In that situation, you should have been angry instead of smiling and asking me to button your clothes."

Ibuki Suika blinked and said disapprovingly, "Reimu helped me change clothes when I was drunk before."

"This is different!"

Bai Luo was even more helpless, "Reimu is a girl, and I am a boy. Men and women should not touch each other. Only someone who is very close to you can do this."

Bai Luo spoke earnestly, just like a mother educating her daughter, but Ibuki Suika suddenly hugged him and buried him in her chest.

"But I feel that you, Bai Luo, are very close to me! It is precisely because of my closeness to you that I let you help me change my clothes~"

She spoke so confidently that Bai Luo was speechless for a moment. He struggled to break free from her arms, his little face flushed red.

"T-This requires both parties to feel close."

"Well..."

Ibuki Suika fell into deep thought, then nodded after a moment.

"It seems to make sense."

Seeing that Ibuki Suika seemed to be convinced, Bai Luo breathed a sigh of relief.

However, the next moment, Ibuki Suika raised her head with a wronged look, her eyes quickly became red and swollen, and tears welled up in her eyes, as if they would fall at any time.

"So, Bai Luo, you don't like me?"

Bai Luo panicked for a moment, but at this moment, the voice of the great sage sounded in his mind.

【Fake】

"Ok?"

Bai Luo was stunned, and when Ibuki Suika saw that he didn't react, tears fell directly. She wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes with her shrine maiden sleeve and cried.

"Wow, as expected, Bai Luo, do you dislike me? Do you dislike me for not having any charm, for only being able to drink, and for being too weak? It turns out that all this was just my wishful thinking..."

The more she spoke, the sadder she became, and finally she began to sob softly, as if she had suffered a devastating blow.

It was such an obvious performance that Bai Luo could see it without the great sage reminding him.

He suddenly realized that

Even though Ibuki Suika usually gets along well with Reimu, she is a good friend of old lady Murasaki and is not young anymore, so how could she be so naive?

As expected, there is no moral integrity in Gensokyo.

Bai Luo thought to himself.

At this point, Bai Luo couldn't guess that Ibuki Suika was teasing him. He pretended to be indifferent and walked away, leaving behind a sentence.

"Since you already know everything, why are you still asking? Do you really want me to tell the truth?"

After saying that, he left without looking back.

After hearing this, Ibuki Suika behind him was stunned at first, then stopped crying, opened her eyes wide in disbelief, and hurriedly chased after him.

"and many more!"

Bai Luo stopped, turned around and glared at her.

"What's the matter? Is there anything else?"

Ibuki Suika hurriedly shook her head, her expression turning serious.

"No, that's not right. Do you really hate me? Don't you like me?"

"What else? Haven't I made it clear enough? I don't like you and I don't think we're close enough."

Bai Luo pretended to be confused, with a hint of impatience in his tone.

Now it was Ibuki Suika's turn to be unable to bear it anymore, and she hurriedly asked.

"Why? What did I do wrong that made you dislike me?"

"If I don't like it, I don't like it. There's no need to give so many reasons."

After Bai Luo finished speaking, he quickened his pace, trying to shake her off.

However, Ibuki Suika turned into mist and instantly blocked his way.

"Can you tell me the specific reason?"

Ibuki Suika still has a very good impression of Bai Luo, especially when Bai Luo pointed to the sky and shouted at the Scarlet Devil Mansion banquet: "I think Gensokyo may not be able to have the surname Bai."

It made her blood boil, and she wanted to yell along and then pick a fight with some people.

Moreover, she also heard from Yakumo Yukari about Shiraku's sacrifice to save Gensokyo.

At the same time, as a ghost, she has respect for the strong. With Bai Luo's current strength, even she cannot match him.

Therefore, being hated by such a gentle and strong person, Ibuki Suika felt a chill in her heart. Could it be that she had done something wrong while drunk recently?

"impossible."

Ibuki Suika shook her head.

She has been strictly controlling her alcohol intake recently and has never been drunk in recent years, let alone lost her composure after drinking.

I have always been a good drinker.

Seeing her confused and entangled look, Bai Luo's mouth curled up slightly, then returned to coldness, with a hint of alienation in his voice.

"Don't think about it. If I don't like you, I don't like you. But I don't hate you. I just don't have any feelings for you."

Bai Luo paused and spoke in a slower tone, "However, if you can tell me something about Old Lady Zi, then we can be good friends, how about that?"

Ibuki Suika didn't notice that a few illusory cherry blossoms quietly bloomed beside her ears and then gradually dissipated. A light flashed in her eyes and she immediately nodded in agreement.

"it is good."

"Actually, this is all Zi who asked me to do. As long as I finish it, she will bring me some high-end wine from the outside world."

really,