Gensokyo, I, the slime, made them regret for the rest of their lives

Bai Luo narrowed his eyes, he knew it was this old lady Zi. Although Ibuki Suika was not young, she usually just liked to drink and would not tease others for no reason.

"By the way, she also said that Bai Luo likes people with good figures, so she asked me to become someone named Yu... Yu or something, anyway, like a big sister, and asked me to be a little bigger."

As she spoke, she even straightened her broad chest.

Hearing this, Bai Luo's face darkened instantly. No wonder Ibuki Suika suddenly changed from a petite figure to a mature appearance. It turned out that it was Yakumo Yukari who was ruining his reputation behind his back.

revenge!

Must take revenge!

Thinking of this, Bai Luo leaned close to Ibuki Suika's ear and told her his plan.

After hearing this, Ibuki Suika seemed a little hesitant.

"Do you really want to do this?"

"After this is done, I will give you a box of high-end wine from the outside world."

Ibuki Suika's eyes lit up instantly, but she quickly calmed down, bit her lip, and said hesitantly.

"But Zi is my good friend, we have known each other for so many years..."

"Three boxes."

"make a deal!"

Return to Gensokyo: Chapter 143 Reimu: I'm so tired of being poor, I didn't touch a cent of your money

After making a plan, Bai Luo took Ibuki Suika back to Hakurei Shrine, found Reimu, and took his share of the shrine fee.

Reimu didn't hesitate when giving the money.

Even though she only got 20%, it was more than three times her food expenses for the past month.

Moreover, as long as Bai Luo, the god, continues to stay in her shrine, money will continue to flow in. She is a far-sighted witch.

Bai Luo was also very satisfied with this.

It has to be said that being a god in a shrine is indeed a job that is both highly profitable and free of cost. Or perhaps his believers are so powerful that in just a few days, he earned nearly a month's worth of pocket money.

You know, the pocket money Lan gave him was already quite a lot.

Just one month's pocket money is enough for him to build another happy house.

Since the believers were so supportive, Bai Luo, as a god, would naturally not be stingy. He immediately teleported to the Happy Hut, took out all the cucumbers, and planned to distribute them to these kappas.

“Are there still so many people?”

Ibuki Suika came to the worship hall and looked at the sea of people in front of her, a hint of surprise flashed in her eyes.

She had come to Hakurei Shrine yesterday, intending to wait until there were fewer worshippers before going to play with Reimu. However, she had not expected the number of worshippers to decrease, but to increase instead.

If she hadn't seen it with her own eyes, Ibuki Suika would never have believed that there were so many visitors to Hakurei Shrine, to the point where it was packed.

This is simply incredible, almost a mutation.

Bai Luo also came to the worship hall. The sharp-eyed kappas immediately spotted him and let out a loud cheer.

"It's the Cucumber God!"

Almost instantly, everyone's eyes were focused on Bai Luo.

The originally noisy worship hall suddenly became quiet.

Silence fell.

The silence lasted for about three or four seconds, and then the kappas burst into enthusiastic cheers.

"The blessing has begun! Everyone, charge!"

I don’t know who shouted this sentence first, but all the Kappas rushed towards Bai Luo.

"My Lord God, my Lord God, look at me! Look at me!"

"And me! I come to the shrine every day to worship. I am the most devout believer!"

"God is so cute! I love him so much!"

"Mmmmm, so cute, I want to get on top of it!"

"My Lord God, I don't have any offerings. Can I offer myself as a sacrifice to you?"

The kappas swarmed over, their big Kaslan eyes blinking. This scene reminded Bai Luo of the star-chasing scene in his previous life, except that it was not as crazy.

However, this thought only lasted for a moment. He was horrified to find that many kappas began to touch him, pull at his clothes, and even felt tongues licking his skin.

He was so scared that he quickly turned into a slime and escaped, then teleported to Reimu's side.

"Hmm? Where's the God?"

"Where has the God gone? He was just in front of us."

"do not know."

The kappas looked around, searching for Bai Luo, while Bai Luo hid behind Reimu, gasping for breath with lingering fear.

"Hmm? Where's the God?"

"Where has the God gone? He was just in front of us."

"do not know."

"..."

"over there!"

The kappas looked around and found the god hiding behind the shrine maiden, and immediately ran over excitedly.

Bai Luo shouted, "Stop!"

I have to say that although these Kappas are a little crazy, they are still quite obedient. They actually stopped where they were and just stared at Bai Luo devoutly with their big Kaslan eyes.

Bai Luo shuddered suddenly and took out all the cucumbers he had prepared in advance.

Looking at the green cucumber, the Kappa instantly became excited and started swallowing their saliva.

"Line up, line up, all line up."

At Bai Luo's command, the Kappas lined up obediently. He glanced around and gave each Kappa ten cucumbers.

Since all the cucumbers were picked at once, there were still more than enough cucumbers left even after distributing them to all the kappas in the shrine, and there were several sacks of cucumbers left.

For the remaining cucumbers, Bai Luo directly found the most pleasing Kappa and asked her to help take them back and distribute them to the other Kappas in Monster Mountain.

It's late.

With the help of Shiroku and Ibuki Suika, the shrine quickly received all the visitors.

Bai Luo collapsed on the tatami, rubbing his tired shoulders, and couldn't help asking:

"Are there always so many people here? If there are so many at night, there must be even more during the day. Reimu, can you handle it?"

Reimu felt strangely guilty and replied with a smile, "Normally there aren't so many people here, but tonight is a little special."

"Is it just tonight that there are a lot of people?"

Bai Luo keenly sensed something was wrong and remembered that a Kappa seemed to have shouted something just now, "The activity has begun, the blessing has begun."

"You're not secretly hiding anything from me and using my reputation to do something bad, are you?"

Bai Luo narrowed his eyes, a hint of doubt in his tone.

"There's no..."

Reimu curled her lips in denial, but her eyes looked even more guilty.

"Those kappas haven't gone far yet. I don't mind asking them. Then I'll go to Moriya Shrine and ask Kanako and the others to make room for me..."

"wrong."

When Reimu heard that Bai Luo was going to run to another shrine, she admitted her mistake decisively, with tears in her eyes and her lower lip bitten tightly.

"I told those kappas that you might come over in the next few days. If they can grab your clothes or lick you, they will receive the blessing of the Cucumber God."

Reimu lowered her head, poked her index finger, and her voice became quieter and quieter.

Bai Luo's face twisted slightly with anger, but before he could speak, Reimu hugged his thighs, wiping her tears with the sleeve of her miko's uniform while crying intermittently:

"I did overcharge those...those admission fees, but I didn't dare take a single cent more from you. Ever since my mother, our shrine has been poor. I'm poor...I'm afraid of being poor. I really didn't take a single cent more from your share, and I didn't dare touch a single cent."

"You...you all know that I usually only eat pickles with tea rice, and at most add an egg. I'm really tired of being poor..."

Reimu cried more and more sadly, with tears and snot streaming down her face. Her cries echoed throughout the shrine, as if she had really encountered a huge difficulty. Even Ibuki Suika, who was standing beside her, began to feel distressed when she heard it.

Even Bai Luo couldn't help but feel distressed, after all, Reimu was really miserable.

Every time she came, she either ate rice soaked in tea or rice soaked in tea. Even if I reminded her again and again, she would just add some radish and vegetables, and at most an egg.

【Fake Cry】

The great sage gave a reminder diligently.

Hearing this, Bai Luo's gaze fell on Lingmeng again and he found that the other party was indeed secretly looking at him.

OK OK.

Return to Gensokyo: Chapter 144: Treat Bai Luo as your mother?

"I forgive you, and I'll give you an extra two percentage points. I'll take six and you take four."

Bai Luo made a concession.

Hearing this, Reimu was stunned for a moment, then rubbed her ears in disbelief, and finally became ecstatic.

She plopped down on one knee and said with a pious look, "My Lord God, from now on, I will go through fire and water without hesitation!"

After saying this, she still couldn't suppress the excitement in her heart. She wanted to roar, looked around, and finally looked in the direction of Yongyuan Pavilion, patting her chest hard.

"I remember that princess betrayed you, Lord God. This witch will go blow up her house right now!"

"Stop, stop, stop!"

Seeing Reimu swinging the Yin-Yang Jade and rushing towards Yongyuan Pavilion, Bai Luo decisively took out his hammer and hit her on the head, which calmed her down.

"From now on, the profits will be divided according to **, starting from this month."

"Starting this month!?"

Reimu was a little excited.

However, when she saw Bai Luo reaching out his hand to her, she was slightly stunned and didn't understand why.

"Give me another 10% of your salary this month."

"what?"

Ling Meng took two steps back, "Didn't you say you'll get 60% and I'll get 40%? But Master Bai, you've already taken 80%, shouldn't you give me another 20%?"

"Ah."

Bai Luo nodded without denying it, then narrowed his eyes and asked, "Do you still remember what you promised me?"

"Promise...what?"

Reimu shrank her neck weakly, having a bad feeling.

"You promised me that you would eat well and not just eat rice soaked in tea. If you break your promise, I will keep all the deposits of Hakurei Shrine for you."

Cold sweat flowed down her forehead, and Lingmeng suddenly felt something was wrong. The moment of life and death had come.

"Woo wow wow, Master Bai..."

"stop!"

Bai Luo interrupted Reimu's performance, forcibly holding back her tears, and said seriously, "I won't take all the money from you. I'll leave you 20% as your daily pocket money, and the remaining 20% will be used as food money. I'll have the Great Sage prepare your portion when he cooks. It will definitely be nutritious and healthy."

Reimu wanted to fight for another chance, but those determined golden eyes made her swallow her words.

Intuition told her,

If you say anything more, you might not be able to keep the remaining 20%.

Anyway, 20% is not much different from what was originally agreed upon, and even at 20%, based on the current daily charge, it is enough for her to live a luxurious life.