Gensokyo, I, the slime, made them regret for the rest of their lives

It's foolproof and you can even waste money.

After working all night, Bai Luo finally made his regiment number one in the entire server in "Star Wars".

Looking at the ranking list, Bai Luo was extremely satisfied to see that his own regiment [Gensokyo] was ranked first.

You have to know that this is a multiplayer interstellar game. An ordinary legion has at least a dozen or hundreds of people, and the top legions even have a scale of thousands of people.

The Gensokyo Corps only consists of Shiro and Kaguya. If one of them is from Penglai and the other is a slime, and neither of them needs to sleep, they may not be able to take first place in the entire server.

After stretching, Bai Luo opened the window. The sunlight immediately rushed in, knocking out the cold air in the room.

Perhaps it was because he was in a good mood, the sun was shining brightly, and the warmth that enveloped his body made Bai Luo squint his eyes.

He originally wanted to walk to the Yakumo residence, but after walking for a while, the gradually getting hot feeling made him give up the idea.

As the purple light flashed, Bai Luo's sight turned and he arrived at the Yakumo residence.

"blue!"

Bai Luo called out, but received no response.

"Maintaining the Great Barrier again? It's really hard work. Old Lady Zi is truly sinful."

After saying this, he walked into Yakumo Yukari's room. After making sure that no one was there, he walked in quietly and his eyes fell on the place where he found the golden melon seeds last time.

Seeing another large plate of golden melon seeds on the table, his eyes lit up.

"You eat alone every day. I found out again this time."

However, just as Bai Luo was about to touch the melon seeds, a layer of realm power instantly surged into his body, everything around him became shaky, and he was trapped in place, unable to move.

There are traps!

Bai Luo's eyes widened.

He tried to move his fingers, but the power of this realm was too overbearing. Not only could he not move his body, he couldn't even teleport.

"Damn old purple woman!"

He yelled.

...

five minutes later.

Yakumo Shizuka stared at Bai Luo with a forced smile, while Bai Luo stared back at her without any fear.

"I knew it was you, little bastard, who stole our melon seeds!"

"How dare you say that? You actually secretly eat for yourself. You are so active when you come to my place to eat, and you even forget to take my snacks when you leave." Bai Luo retorted.

"...How can this be the same? I've seen it before. Let me check if it's poisonous."

"It's poisonous, you big-headed ghost! Well, I'm just helping you check if it's poisonous."

Seeing Bai Luo's look as if it was all his fault, Yakumo Zi's face darkened and his fists clenched so hard that they made a crackling sound.

At this time, Bai Luo asked again: "Do you have more of these melon seeds? I want to eat more."

Hearing this, Yakumo Shiki laughed, grabbed the childish face, and pulled it hard to both sides:

"I worked so hard to steal some melon seeds from Youxiang, and even took more than a dozen hits from magic cannons for it. You ate them all at once, and you're still planning to ask me for more!"

Originally, Bai Luo wanted to nod stubbornly, but when he saw Yakumo Yukari's murderous eyes, he couldn't help but shrink his neck and shoulders.

A wise man never suffers a loss in front of him. It is better to be safe and surrender for the time being.

Feeling the restraints on his body disappear, Bai Luo turned back into a slime, revealing an anthropomorphic and pitiful expression.

"I'm sorry, Sister Zi, I was wrong!"

"You might as well apologize in human form."

Yakumo Yukari said unhappily.

After he finished speaking, Bai Luo's eyes gradually became strange, and he secretly asked in his heart: "Great Sage, this Yakumo Yukari can't really like children, is she a younger person?"

[There is no clear record of the character, but there are still many secondary settings that are confirmed]

The great sage replied.

As if guessing what Bai Luo was thinking from his increasingly strange gaze, Yakumo Yukari's already dark face became even darker than the bottom of a pot. She decisively smashed her two heads, causing Bai Luo to grit his teeth in pain.

"Don't think of anything rude to us!"

"Tsk."

Enduring the pain, Bai Luo made a "tut" sound, which was considered a mockery.

...

ten minutes later--

Bai Luo lay limply on the bed, feeling a burning pain all over his body, but he continued to speak relentlessly: "Old Lady Zi! Is this all you can do?"

Half an hour——

"Old Lady Zi, do you think you can make me surrender like this?"

After one hour--

"Yakumo Yukari! There is retribution in the world! You will be punished!"

The dissatisfied shouting continued for three hours. Bai Luo was indeed silent, but he still stared at Yakumo Yukari with a resentful look.

Yakumo Yukari's eyelids twitched, and she felt that Bai Luo was particularly tough today.

...

The reason is also very simple.

As early as half an hour later, Bai Luo asked the Great Sage to cut off his perception of his body, so he could let her torture him.

Taking advantage of Yakumo Yukari's carelessness, Bai Luo teleported and ran away. He first came to the sunflower field, and after making sure that the former did not follow him, he teleported to Hakurei Shrine.

As soon as he came in, Bai Luo smelled the aroma of mushroom stewed rice.

Following the fragrance, Bai Luo came to the small pond in the side hall, and saw Marisa and Reimu sitting on the ground, happily cooking mushrooms.

"What are you eating secretly?"

A clear child's voice suddenly rang out. The two men saw that it was Bai Luo, so they scooped a bowl of mushroom rice from the stew pot and handed it over.

"Want to join us for a mushroom feast? I cooked it myself!"

Marisa patted her chest and invited.

"mushroom?"

Bai Luo sat down curiously and took the bowl.

It would be a waste not to eat it. I haven’t had dinner yet.

There are many ways to cook it, such as stewed rice with mushrooms, pan-fried mushrooms, stir-fried mushrooms with vegetables, and stir-fried mushrooms with chili peppers.

Many of the mushrooms were types Bai Luo had never seen before.

Bai Luo looked at the colorful mushrooms in the casserole and picked up a piece of the most normal brown mushroom. But just in case, he asked the great sage:

"Great Sage, do you know what kind of mushroom this is?"

[Notice: Sensitive mushrooms, after consumption, will increase the body's sensitivity five to ten times]

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Sensitive mushrooms?

Increase sensitivity five to ten times?

Bai Luo shuddered suddenly and quickly threw the mushrooms back into the bowl.

As expected! There are villains who want to harm me!

His sudden action drew puzzled looks from Marisa and Reimu, who were confused as to why.

Marisa noticed that Bai Luo was looking at her with the eyes of a criminal, and she couldn't help shrinking her neck and asked cautiously: "What's wrong?"

"How dare you ask!" Bai Luo pointed at the brown mushrooms in the bowl and asked, "What kind of mushrooms are these?"

Marisa looked at it for two seconds, then shook her head: "I don't know."

Hearing this, Reimu silently put down the bowl in her hand, picked up a cup of tea, took a sip, and calmed herself down.

She had seen Marisa get poisoned more than once or twice after trying new mushrooms, and she didn't want to be poisoned herself.

At this time, Bai Luo shouted angrily: "This is called sensitive mushroom. If you consume a certain amount, your body's sensitivity will increase by five to ten times."

"Pfft-"

Reimu spat out the tea and looked at the casserole in horror. She felt that the originally fragrant mushroom feast had become extremely horrible.

"Sensitive...mushrooms?"

Marisa was stunned for a moment, then reacted. Her pretty face flushed red and she waved her hands quickly, "It must have gotten in accidentally while we were picking mushrooms."

Afraid that the two wouldn't believe her, she picked up a piece of purple-blue mushroom from the casserole, chewed it a few times, swallowed it, and then added: "I've tried all the other mushrooms one by one, and there's absolutely no problem!"

But even so, Bai Luo and Marisa did not pick up their chopsticks again. This mushroom was really too sensitive. If they were accidentally infected, it would be a disaster.

Bai Luo secretly asked in his heart: "Great Sage, besides the mushrooms just now, are there any other mushrooms that look wrong?"

[Information. No]

Hearing this, Bai Luo finally dared to pick up his chopsticks. He had always trusted the great sage.

Seeing Bai Luo pick up his chopsticks, Lingmeng also started eating.

Seriously, Marisa is a master when it comes to mushrooms, her skills are impeccable.

Whether steamed, pan-fried or stir-fried, the taste is excellent and she has a unique take on mushrooms that is full of flavor.

The three of them were enjoying their meal when Marisa suddenly staggered and fell to the ground without any warning.

Bai Luo was stunned for a moment, then immediately ran to check the situation. He saw that Marisa had her eyes closed and her face was pale, as if she was enduring some pain.

Reimu also reacted and hurried over to ask, "What happened to Marisa? Was she poisoned?"

"I don't know."

"I don't know." Bai Luo shook his head, quickly took out a bottle of recovery medicine, pried open Marisa's mouth, and forced it down his throat.

The recovery medicine took effect quickly, and after just a moment, Marisa's pale face regained some redness.

"...Hmm."

She opened her eyes drowsily, sat up, looked around blankly, and after taking in the surrounding scene, she picked up the bowl and chopsticks again and ate a mushroom.

Seeing this, Bai Luo and Ling Meng's eyelids twitched.

When Marisa was about to take another bite of the mushroom rice, Bai Luo snatched the bowl away and said angrily, "Still eating! Explain why you suddenly fainted just now? Were you poisoned?"

"Let's leave it at that."

Marisa nodded and chuckled, "It's okay, it's okay. They're just minor issues. Let's continue eating."

Bai Luo naturally wouldn't let this matter go easily: "Great Sage, please analyze Marisa's current physical condition."

【learn】

The great sage responded.

[Analysis of individual Marisa——]

Seven or eight seconds later, the great sage's voice sounded again:

[This individual is in a state of deep poisoning. According to analysis, the cause is long-term consumption of magic mushrooms. These mushrooms contain magic power, but also contain a chronic toxin. Long-term consumption will lead to exhaustion and death from poisoning.]

After listening to the great sage's explanation, Bai Luo took Marisa's hand without hesitation. The latter was stunned and her pretty face turned slightly red.

Before she could ask, a purple light flashed and the surrounding scene changed instantly.

"Bai Luo? Why are you here?"

A gentle voice sounded, and Bayi Yonglin asked doubtfully, "Are you here to see the princess?"

Bai Luo shook his head and pulled the still dazed Marisa in front of him, "Please help me check this girl. She's been poisoned. See if there's any way to treat her."