Gensokyo, I, the slime, made them regret for the rest of their lives

It's obvious, this is that bastard!

Sure enough, anyone who gets together with a dead turkey is not a good person!

"Call that idiot out now!"

"You're the idiot! Stupid Princess!"

Suddenly, an angry voice sounded from behind Meihong, followed by a little head popping out.

Originally, Kaguya was ready to take action.

But when she saw that childish little face, she was stunned and rubbed her eyes in disbelief. After she was sure that she was not seeing things, she felt sick all over.

No.

Is this the person the dead turkey is looking for?

Where did she kidnap this guy from? Why can't she kidnap anyone?

"Don't tell me that the relationship between you two is just as I guessed."

"What nonsense are you talking about! Old... didn't I tell you earlier! Bai Luo is just my friend, not the kind of relationship you think."

Mei Honggang habitually called herself "Laozi", but when she thought of Bai Luo still behind her, she immediately changed her words. At the same time, she carefully glanced at Bai Luo behind her, and when she saw that there was nothing unusual on the opposite side, she breathed a sigh of relief.

Not only Meihong, but even Kaguya breathed a sigh of relief, thinking to herself, "It seems that this dead turkey hasn't been successfully caught yet."

Thinking of this, her black eyes sparkled with excitement. Kaguya took out a candy from her long sleeves and handed it to Bai Luo. Her beautiful face was as gentle as possible:

"Want some candy? There's something good in my sister's room. Do you want to come and see?"

Seeing Kaguya's appearance as if she was kidnapping a child, Bai Luo's face suddenly turned dark and he glared at Kaguya angrily.

"Who the hell do you think you are? You're still looking for good deals! You're kidding me! If I ask you later if it's a game, you'll say it's more exciting than a game!"

Kaguya also stood there in a daze, as if she didn't expect that Bai Luo would know such an old internet meme.

This situation made her even more excited about Bai Luo.

Such a cute little guy, and we are actually from the same field!

Doesn’t that mean that I’ll have an extra companion when playing games in the future?

As for those previous comments saying that Turkey’s partner was not very good, Kaguya could only say silently in her heart - it’s so nice.

Meihong listened to the conversation between the two. Although she was confused, she could still tell that Kaguya had bad intentions.

She protected Bai Luo from behind and stared at Kaguya: "Damn NEET! What do you want to do!"

"What do you want to do?"

Kaguya smiled, a hint of amusement in her eyes.

"Is that even a question? Of course I'll go back to my room and use it as a pillow to sleep!"

Without waiting for Meihong's response, she continued, "I didn't expect you, damn turkey, to be a younger person. But your taste is still good. Since you two are just friends, I won't be polite."

A red flame rose beside Meihong, gradually turning into pure white, and the space was distorted.

If Bai Luo hadn't been there, he would have probably fired a shot of Phoenix Fire at it, then rushed forward and actually pulled out the NEET girl's tongue.

Yagi Eirin watched for a long time, looking a little embarrassed.

Ever since her princess came into contact with a shikigami named Computer, her former elegant image is gone. She stays in her room all day long, behaving strangely, as if she has some kind of Chuunibyou syndrome.

Ignoring the furious Meihong, Kaguya continued to seduce Bai Luo: "You also like surfing the Internet and playing games, right? I'm a gaming expert. Stay by my side and I'll play games with you every day."

"What sister?! I told you not to treat me like a child! You idiot fake princess!"

"Ok?"

Kaguya paused, keenly aware that something was wrong.

Gensokyo: Chapter 54 Kaguya: Treasure!

Second goods?

Fake princess?

Kaguya keenly captured these two key words.

The former was fine, but the latter, she had only heard from one person before. And considering that the other person also understood internet memes, it was obvious that he also went online...

Kaguya's eyes narrowed, and a bold guess arose in her mind.

She spoke quickly and impatiently, "Idiot, we had a one-on-one duel the day before yesterday, why did you break it? Are you scared?"

"I'm afraid of your grandma..."

Bai Luo retorted almost subconsciously, but when he realized something was wrong, he stopped immediately, but it was too late.

"Sure enough! You are Thomas Spiral Slime, right?"

Kaguya called out his screen name, excited.

"I'm not, don't mistake me. I usually play games, but my name is not Thomas Spiral Slime."

Shiro immediately denied it, but Kaguya clearly didn't believe it.

"Stop pretending. You're a monster, right? Slime is your species. For something like this, I just need to find out. You can't hide it."

When Fujiwara no Moekou heard the conversation between the two, her red eyes flashed with three parts of shock and seven parts of confusion.

Is Bai Luo the netizen that Kaguya usually talks about?

Is the world such a small place?

During this period, she had heard Kaguya talk about this matter a lot, saying that if they met in real life, she would give him a beating.

The same was true for Bayi Yonglin. A few days ago, her own princess begged her to help find someone.

What a coincidence, it turned out to be Bai Luo.

"So, what do you want to do?"

Seeing Kaguya's eyes that seemed to want to eat him, Bai Luo strategically took a few steps back, his golden eyes full of vigilance, ready to let the Great Sage take his place at any time.

He didn't forget what this fake princess had shouted on the Internet.

He glanced at Yagi Eirin standing beside him. If she chose to help, he would surprise Kaguya with a few punches and then teleport to the sunflower field immediately.

Kaguya pressed forward step by step, and Bai Luo also tensed his body, ready at all times, but the next moment, Kaguya's action made him stand still.

"Baby! I've been looking forward to the day we meet for so long! Even before we met, I was thinking you must be incredibly handsome and adorable. Now that I see you today, it's true!"

As Kaguya spoke, she walked forward naturally, took Bai Luo's hands, and stared at him intently.

The series of actions made Bai Luo unable to react for a moment, and he nodded blankly. Kaguya smiled, took advantage of the situation and pulled Bai Luo into her arms with her long sleeves.

"Since you have agreed, my dear, please come back to your room with me. I will take good care of you."

Bai Luo also came back to his senses at this time, and bursts of fragrance from the white lining penetrated into his nose.

He instantly vanished with a teleportation move, and reappeared three meters away. His face flushed red at a visible speed, and he waved his fist in shame and anger: "Fight back, you big-headed ghost! Stupid princess, do you have any shame?"

He's obviously so good at talking big online.

She said that if they met in real life, she would beat him up and make him kneel down and call her "Princess" or something like that.

What now.

He has no shame at all, even the name he is addressed to has become a treasure.

This is probably just a pure keyboard warrior!

"This is called being able to bend and stretch, a manifestation of wisdom!"

When saying this, Kaguya's tone was mixed with three parts of complacency and seven parts of pride.

Seeing the current appearance of his princess, the usually calm and composed Bayi Yonglin couldn't help but twitch his eyelids a few times.

She secretly made up her mind to confiscate all the comics and games at night and guide the princess back to the right path.

At this moment, Fujiwara no Mokou also reacted, veins popped up on her forehead, and she decisively released a burst of Phoenix Fire.

The pure white flames burned the space and slammed towards Kaguya Houraisan.

But when the latter raised his hand, the time around him suddenly became extremely slow, and the pure white flame was extinguished in an instant.

She said with a half-smile, "You damn turkey, why are you so anxious? Could it be that you've fallen in love with my Bai Luo?"

As she spoke, Kaguya rested her hand on her cheek, pretending to be thinking: "I thought you liked your Huiyin and had no interest in the opposite sex at all. I didn't expect that you are obsessed with this type of thing."

Meihong's face flushed red as if her thoughts were exposed. She tried to hide her anger and said, "You stupid otaku! What the hell are you talking about? I just saw you were being too rude, so I wanted to teach you a lesson!"

Hearing this, Kaguya glanced at her with disdain: "You have the will but not the courage."

As she spoke, she put on a smile, her bright eyes fixed on Bai Luo: "I am different, I really like my treasure."

Bai Luo didn't know how to react.

Since Hieda Aqiu, this silly princess is the second one to express her love openly, and she is even more straightforward than the former.

He really wanted to complain, wondering whether their moral integrity was sold out by Reimu or eaten by Yuyuko.

...

The original plan was that when Kaguya got the real information about him and came to chase him, he would summon Reimu, Mokou, Yakumo Aoi and the others to besiege the other party together.

Now it seems that there is no need for this.

After a brief confrontation with Kaguya, Shiro decisively retreated and returned to the Happy House. After all, his purpose for coming here had been achieved, and there was no point in staying any longer.

I can't really go to Kaguya's room and fight her solo.

However, what Bai Luo did not expect was that in the next few days, Kaguya got her address from somewhere and ran to the Happy House every few days.

The kind that can't be driven away even if you try.

Kaguya Houraisan is very powerful. Like Fujiwara no Mokou, her strength ranks in the second tier of Gensokyo.

Moreover, Towa and Sukyou's abilities are even more perverted than Sakuya Izayoi's time stop.

Of course, if a fight really comes to an end, Bai Luo is not afraid at all. He has the ability to teleport and self-destruct his clones. It will not be easy for Kaguya Houraisan to catch him.

What's more, you can ask the great sage to play for you. Although the probability of winning is not high, losing is impossible.

Seeing that Kaguya Houraisan was stuck in front of his computer like a dog-skin plaster, Bai Luo said unhappily, "How long are you going to stay here? You're trespassing!"

"What is our relationship? How can you say that I'm trespassing?" Kaguya argued confidently and skillfully turned on the computer.

"I don't remember any relationship between us. At most, we were just online friends."

"Bao, you loved me very much back then. My comics and computer were confiscated by Yonglin. Could you bear to let me wander in the wilderness?"

Kaguya pretended to wipe away her tears with her long sleeves and looked at Bai Luo pitifully, but Bai Luo remained calm.

"I'm just confiscating your comics and games, not kicking you out. You're just wandering around."

"Does it matter? Those comics and games are my lifeblood. If you confiscate them, Yongyuanting will no longer be warm."

"...Uh."

Bai Luo was speechless. He couldn't beat him, and he couldn't drive him away. The man even occupied his computer.

As expected, I still have to call Reimu and the others over and beat her up together.

Gensokyo: Chapter 55: Sensitive Mushroom? There are villains who want to harm me!

Mid June.

Summer has officially arrived and the weather is hot. Although it is not unbearable, Bai Luo stays in the Happy Hut whenever possible during this month.

As for Kaguya, she had already been grabbed back by Yagi Eirin.

【Evolution value 65%】

【Destruction value 56%】

This is the current value.

Starting from the time when I helped Reimu solve the problem of the great barrier, the evolution value increased by 7%, and the collapse value only increased by 4%.

The gap between the two has reached 9%.