Gensokyo, I, the slime, made them regret for the rest of their lives

“Ah! Ugh…!”

Gensokyo: Chapter 52: Kaguya: Did we talk about the dead turkey? It's definitely not good!

The air seemed to become unusually quiet.

Yagi Yonglin silently put the slime in his hand on the table and smiled awkwardly. He really didn't expect Bai Luo to react so strongly.

"Sorry, I didn't expect this."

Bai Luo stared at her, pursed his lips, and suppressed the strange feeling in his body before saying, "Give me back my clone first!"

As he said that, he snatched the slime away.

If it was just a casual pinch, he naturally wouldn't react so strongly, but the other party seemed to want to detect the structure and even mixed it with spiritual power.

The feeling just now was like being massaged 360 degrees by a pair of hands for an hour without any dead angles, and then the feedback of this hour was compressed and released instantly.

He even vaguely saw himself sitting on a ferry, with a big-breasted Grim Reaper beside the boat, staring at him blankly.

...

"Hey, damn turkey, what are you daydreaming about?"

The one who spoke was a girl with oriental beauty.

She wore a top and skirt, with delicate and fair skin and long, straight black hair that reached her waist like a waterfall, draped over an exquisite princess dress.

If you ignore the dark circles under her eyes, she would be flawless.

Fujiwara no Moekou seemed not to hear and her eyes were still looking outside the door. Her strange look made Kaguya squint her eyes and she keenly noticed something.

"Dead turkey!"

She shouted again, this time with a stronger voice, and Fujiwara no Mokou finally came to her senses and asked dissatisfiedly:

"what."

Not right.

Nine out of ten times something is wrong!

Normally in this situation, the other party would have cursed back or even attacked, but just now he was just slightly unhappy.

"I always feel like you're absent-minded."

Kaguya Houraisan went straight to the point and stared straight at Fujiwara no Mokou.

The latter seemed to be exposed by this word, and was panicked for a moment, but soon recovered as usual, and said unhappily:

"You nerd girl, you probably stayed up too late, or maybe someone accidentally crushed your brain during the fight just now, and you're hallucinating."

"I am from Penglai, so hallucinations don't happen to me."

Although it was only a momentary change, it still did not escape the eyes of Kaguya Houraisan. She asked jokingly, "Is there someone you like, or something that you don't want me to know?"

"I'm hiding from you because of something? You can go to your Yonglin to get your brain sorted out."

Fujiwara no Moeko was already prepared and didn't reveal any flaws. She rolled her eyes and said, "You must have watched too many movies. You're just a NEET girl, and you want to learn to be a detective?"

Kaguya of Penglai Mountain smiled but said nothing, one hand supporting her cheek, as if she was thinking about something. After a while, she said:

"During this period, the number of times you come to my place may have become much less."

"You've been distracted since you entered, looking towards Eirin's room nine times."

"..."

After a powerful analysis, Kaguya finally came to a conclusion, raised her long sleeves, and pointed at Fujiwara no Mokou.

"So! There is only one truth! The person you like, or the person you don't want me to know, is right here in Yongyuan Pavilion, beside Yonglin!"

Fujiwara-chan was stunned. Did she pinch the head of this NEET girl? Did she get it right? Her brain was working so fast.

"I'm really curious about the person who could make a dead turkey like you care so much."

Kaguya rubbed her hands, but before she could push the door open and walk out, she was blocked by Fujiwara no Mokou.

"Stop talking nonsense! I'm going to kill you a few times first!"

"You have further confirmed my guess."

Kaguya of Houraisan narrowed her eyes.

"You're so nervous, are you in love?"

Several flames emerged out of nowhere, distorting the space. Just as Fujiwara no Mokou was about to take action, the door suddenly opened, and then Lingxian walked in with two cups of morning tea.

She was already used to seeing the two of them.

He silently placed his morning tea on the table and planned to leave as usual, but as soon as he turned around, Kaguya Houraisan grabbed his shoulders.

"Did this dead turkey bring anyone else to the Eternal Pavilion?"

Lingxian didn't understand, but nodded weakly.

"As expected! I knew it!"

Penglaishan laughed triumphantly and asked again, "Where is that guy? Is he with Yonglin?"

Seeing Lingxian nodded again, Kaguya patted her shoulder and solemnly gave her a task.

"Help me stop this dead turkey. I must go and see what kind of man she can find so I can make fun of her later."

Lingxian wanted to nod subconsciously at first, but then she came to her senses and shook her head violently.

She doesn't want to get involved in this mess, nor can she get involved.

Just from the look in Fujiwara no Momoru's eyes as she glared at her as if she wanted to turn her into a spicy rabbit head, if she dared to stop her, she would not know how to die.

Moreover, if the noise she heard when she passed by the master's room just now was caused by her, she would probably have to spend the next few weeks in the pain of drug testing.

Thinking of this, she silently took a half step back and wanted to turn around and run away, but someone had already grabbed her arm.

"Go away!"

Following Kaguya's loud shout, Suzusen felt the world spinning around her, and she flew towards Fujiwara no Mokou like a kite.

Fujiwara no Moeko remained alert at all times and quickly dodged to the side, but she didn't know when a layer of eternity and moment was cast on her body, slowing her movements down by more than a thousand times.

She was knocked to the ground by Lingxian, and a terrifying pure white flame rose up, burning the Yongyuan and Xuyou on her body.

But at this time, Kaguya had disappeared.

...

"Can you also determine the types of these potions?"

"Of course. And it's not just potions. Even herbs, tools, and so on, as long as they enter my stomach, I can analyze them."

Bai Luo was very proud and said this while swallowing the bottle of medicine on the counter together with the bottle.

After a few smacking mouthfuls, he said, "Strawberry flavor has the effect of stimulating emotions. The side effect is that there is a certain chance of losing control of your emotions and going berserk."

A gleam of light flashed in Bayi Yonglin's eyes. This was the potion that had been tested on Lingxian long ago and the conclusion was exactly the same as what Bai Luo said.

"Will you not be affected by the side effects of the potion?"

"Yes, it will, but the side effects are almost completely resolved the moment they enter the body, and the corresponding immune effects are achieved."

After hearing Bai Luo's words, even the usually quiet and elegant Bayi Yonglin couldn't help but slightly open her red lips, revealing a look of surprise, and at the same time became even more curious about Bai Luo.

Just when Bai Luo wanted to show off a little more, two voices of shouting and cursing were suddenly heard from the corridor, accompanied by the sounds of fighting.

"Princess? Meihong? Why are they here?"

Bayi Yonglin was surprised, and then found that Bai Luo was rummaging around the room inexplicably, looking for a hiding place.

Bai Luo finally opened a cabinet, clasped his hands together, and pleaded with her: "Don't let Kaguya find me."

After that, the cabinet door closed.

At the same time, the door slammed open and Kaguya rushed in: "Eirin! Where's that man!"

Gensokyo: Chapter 53 Kaguya: It smells so good!

Kaguya looked left and right, searching for a figure, but after a careful scan, she found nothing.

Seeing this, Fujiwara no Moeko, who had caught up with them, also breathed a sigh of relief.

"Eirin, where's that guy? Where did he go?"

"Who? Princess, what are you talking about?"

Yagi Eirin looked confused in response to Kaguya's question.

"That's the man that Dead Turkey brought here! He was here with you just now, right?"

Kaguya pointed to the two cups of tea on the table.

"You mean Bai Luo? He was here just now, but he's already left. Princess, what do you want to see him about?"

"Gone?" Kaguya glanced at Bayonetta Eirin suspiciously, her eyes falling on the still steaming tea.

She narrowed her black eyes and without saying anything, she began to rummage through the drawers and search carefully.

This time, she searched almost every place where people could hide.

Finally, Kaguya's gaze fell on a medium-sized medicine cabinet in the corner. Looking at the scattered medicines and sundries in front of the cabinet, she curled her lips and said firmly:

"right here!"

Seeing this, Fujiwara no Mokou became nervous, and even Yagi Eirin was worried that she would be discovered.

However, when Kaguya opened the cabinet, she did not find anything unusual. Inside were various ineffective medicines and some miscellaneous items.

She frowned.

If you insist on saying what is different, it is the group of blue spheres in the middle layer.

Kaguya closed the cabinet in frustration.

Just as Fujiwara Mohong breathed a sigh of relief, she suddenly opened it again, pointed at the blue sphere in the mezzanine, and asked:

"What is this? I don't recall Eirin being interested in collecting things like this."

The air solidified again.

Seeing Kaguya's growing suspicion, Meihong strained her brain and suddenly had an idea. She quickly explained, "This is a pillow. It's a gift from Bai Luo to Yonglin!"

"Pillow?"

Kaguya's expression became strange, and she took out the pillow from the interlayer and held it in her arms to try.

Soft and icy cool.

It feels really good.

But giving a pillow as a gift for a meeting is a bit too outrageous.

At least Kaguya couldn't imagine the scene of Yagi Eirin sleeping with a pillow in her arms.

Could it be that there is something special about the pillow?

Kaguya covered the pillow with her spiritual energy and began to examine it carefully. After a few seconds, she was surprised to find that the pillow was trembling slightly.

really!

This pillow definitely holds a secret!

The hidden function is triggered and it can vibrate!

Kaguya thought to herself, her eyes focused, and she increased her spiritual power output. At the same moment, the pillow suddenly jumped up and hit her face directly.

Caught off guard, Kaguya's face was successfully "covered" by the pillow, and she felt that everything in front of her eyes was dark and she could not see anything.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

After struggling hard, Kaguya finally threw the pillow off her face. She took a deep breath, her beautiful face full of confusion.

Soon, she reacted and looked around for the culprit, but after looking around, she still couldn't find any trace of him.

"Where are the others!"

Kaguya slammed the table next to her, her anger overflowing.