Gensokyo, I, the slime, made them regret for the rest of their lives

After being retorted, Feng Jianyouxiang did not get angry, but continued to chat with Bai Luo.

This scene made the already surprised people even more shocked, and they even began to doubt their lives. How could the tyrant of flowers be so gentle?

When Bai Luo walked over and snatched the other person's snack, they already had a premonition that this little guy was going to get into trouble.

Unexpectedly, the expected scene did not appear. Not only did Feng Jianyouxiang not fire a magic cannon, but she greeted him with a smile.

Seeing this, everyone became even more curious about Bai Luo.

But because of Feng Jianyouxiang, they couldn't get close to her directly.

Otherwise, based on the moral integrity of the people present, they would have already approached and literally touched her.

Because of the farce that just happened with Yakumo Yukari, many people went to ask Yakumo Alan.

Many people got the answer - the young master of the Yakumo family.

As for his relationship with Kazami Yuuka, they didn't know and didn't dare to ask rashly. They could only glance over here from time to time.

...

Perhaps Feng Jianyouxiang had specifically requested it, so her table was very light, with no fish or meat, and no wine.

There were only some exquisite snacks and a cup of black tea on the table.

After chatting for a while, Bai Luo got up and ran to other people to get some food and drinks.

I first ran to Fujiwara no Moeko and Kamishirasawa Keion's table and ate half of it.

He ran over to Marisa and Alice and got a piece of strange cake - mushroom cake.

I don’t know if it was brought by Marisa herself or prepared by the Scarlet Devil Mansion. It looks very strange, but it tastes very good.

Bai Luo smacked his lips, recalling the taste, and came to Yongyuan Pavilion, but he only saw Bayi Yonglin and Lingxian.

"Where is Kaguya?"

"The princess didn't come. She's still in her room playing games. She said something extremely important happened in the next two days, like a legion defense battle."

Yagi Eirin said helplessly.

Legion defense battle?

Bai Luo was stunned at first, but he quickly remembered.

Today it seems that the top few legions in "Star Wars" have made an appointment to attack their Gensokyo legion together and seize the first place in the entire server.

Idiot Princess should be able to handle it alone...

it should be OK.

Bai Luo picked up a chicken leg guiltily and swallowed it down with both the bone and the meat.

Then he ate a little here and there.

Just as he was about to go back to Feng Jianyouxiang, a figure blocked his way. He looked closely and saw that it was the crow girl who was taking pictures with the camera.

"Hello, I'm Yumeimaru Fumi, a reporter from the Bunbun Express. Can I interview you?"

Her eyes were shining, and she held the camera tightly in her hands, looking like a professional reporter.

Bai Luo was stunned for a moment, then nodded. Seeing this, a hint of joy flashed in Reimu's eyes, and he immediately started asking questions: "Excuse me, are you and Yakumo Yukari mother and son?"

Bai Luo was stunned again, and when he realized what was happening, his face suddenly darkened: "I actually think that you and Yakumo Yukari are the mother and son! You're both equally shameless!"

"No, this reporter is a Crow Tengu. I am a completely different species from the realm demon. We can't be related."

When answering this question, Reimu Maru Bun didn't blush and his heart didn't beat fast.

She scribbled a few lines in the notebook, then asked, "Excuse me, what is your relationship with Feng Jianyouxiang, the Flower Tyrant? Could it be that you're a child husband?"

"Damn it, you're the child-rearing husband!"

Bai Luo clenched his fists, and he could hardly control the urge to swallow the person in front of him into his stomach.

Reimu nodded in realization, scribbled a few lines on the notebook, then looked up and asked, "Can I ask..."

"cannot!"

Bai Luo decisively turned around and left.

"Don't be angry, come and have a drink with us!"

Suddenly, a cheerful voice rang out. It was Ibuki Suika's invitation. Reimu also said drunkenly, "Master Bai, stop talking nonsense and come over and have a couple of drinks with me!"

Looking at Reimu, who was so drunk that she could only eat food subconsciously, Shiro silently took a step back. When he was about to leave, Yakumo Yukari's voice suddenly rang out: "Little Shiro is still young, he can't drink alcohol, just drink juice."

"Who are you calling small? Who can't drink?"

Bai Luo's eyes widened, and he took two steps to Ibuki Suika, picked up the largest cup on the table, and slammed it heavily on the table with a bang.

"Call me full!"

...

five minutes later.

Bai Luo lay on the table, his eyes half closed, and two unusual blushes appeared on his little face.

"Fill me up again!"

He muttered again in annoyance.

Yakumo Lan came over, gently helped Bai Luo up, and glared at his master: "Master Zi, look at you, you are such a grown man, and you still bully Master Bai."

"No, I didn't bully him!" Yakumo Yukari defended herself without showing any fear. "Isn't drinking at a banquet normal? How could we have known that Xiao Bailuo couldn't hold his liquor so well?"

However, there is reincarnation in the world.

As if he heard someone say that he couldn't drink, Bai Luo raised his head drunkenly and walked in front of Yakumo Yukari.

Blurred golden eyes stared at Yakumo Yukari. Under her bewildered gaze, a pair of small hands pinched her beautiful cheeks and pulled them to the sides.

"Old purple woman! Who can't drink it?"

Gensokyo: Chapter 59: Gensokyo may not be unable to have the surname Bai!

Awesome.

This word suddenly popped up in everyone's mind.

Originally, they thought that calling Yakumo Yukari "Old Lady Yukari" to her face was strong enough.

They never expected that Bai Luo would give them a new surprise. It was not enough to just call her old woman to her face, he actually called her old woman Zi while pulling Yakumo Zi's face hard.

"Lan, get out of my way! I have to teach this kid what it means to respect his elders today!"

"Master Zi, calm down! Please calm down! Master Bai is just drunk, he definitely didn't mean it!"

Yakumo Lan protected Bai Luo behind him, but Bai Luo was not content. He spat at Yakumo Zi and said, "I did it on purpose! You still respect the old and love the young? I won't! Old woman Zi, if you don't accept it, come and bite me!"

Looking at Yakumo's face which was as purple and black as the bottom of a pot, Yakumo Lan wanted to cry but had no tears. There was no way to save him, absolutely no way to save him.

"Come here!"

Yakumo Yukari was furious. She reached into the gap and grabbed Bai Luo who was behind Yakumo Lan.

But the latter reacted quickly, and with a flash of purple light, he disappeared from the spot in an instant. When he appeared again, he had already come to the side of Fengjian Youxiang.

He grabbed her skirt with both hands, raised his eyes and pointed at Yakumo Yukari with tears in his eyes: "Asan, that old woman Yukari bullied me!"

Feng Jian Youxiang was slightly stunned, and the black tea in her hand was suspended in the air.

Yakumo Yukari's temples were throbbing. She hadn't expected Bai Luo to be so outrageous that he even threw away his moral integrity and ran directly to Kazami Yuuka to cry and complain.

The actions of Yakumo Yukari and Shiro just now have attracted the attention of everyone present.

The scene just now ignited the gossip of these monsters who had nothing to do and liked to join in the fun.

Even a ghost that had long since turned into a food-eating machine stopped moving and looked over here curiously.

Reimu Hōmei was taking photos frantically, quickly recording them on paper, his face filled with ecstasy, as if he had already seen the next issue of Wenwen Express becoming a hit.

"Youxiang! Get out of the way! We must teach this brat a lesson today!"

Feng Jian Youxiang glanced at Bai Luo, then said to Yakumo Yukari lightly: "I'm protecting him."

Yakumo Yukari was so angry that her back teeth were chattering, but because of Fumiaki Yuuka, she didn't dare to go up and grab the person.

Seeing this, Bai Luo became even more proud, and raised his rosy little face and said, "Old Lady Zi, I'm telling you! You can't catch me today! I'm telling you!"

After he finished speaking, he turned his head and, in front of everyone's shocked gazes, held up Feng Jian Youxiang's jade hands and stared at her with a hint of blurred golden eyes.

"Asan, I have a trick. Would you like to help me?"

He had a stern face and a serious expression. If it weren't for his hazy eyes and red face, you wouldn't have known that he was drunk.

Everyone's curiosity was piqued, and the originally lively banquet became extremely quiet, with everyone staring at Bai Luo intently.

Bai Luo grinned, turned around to face everyone, and pointed to the sky: "I think this Gensokyo may not be a place where people can have the surname Bai!"

Quiet.

The whole place was surprisingly quiet.

Everyone was stunned and felt that they had come to the right party to witness such an exciting thing.

Marisa and Ibuki Suika were extremely excited, feeling their blood boiling, and they couldn't wait to roar along.

Handsome!

So handsome!

This is what they wanted to do but didn't dare to do!

Reimu Naruto was taking pictures like crazy, with full firepower, the pen he used to record left afterimages, and he turned page after page.

Yakumo Aoi looked like she wanted to cry but had no tears. Her head was buzzing and she wanted to go back to bed and eat a bowl of fried tofu to calm down.

Bai Luo took out a large glass of wine from somewhere, drank it all in one gulp, and then slammed the glass down on the table with a loud "bang".

"Fill me up again!"

"You've had too much to drink."

Feng Jian Youxiang took away his wine glass and put it aside, then picked up the black tea on the table and wanted to feed it to Bai Luo to sober him up, but the latter was stubborn and kept his mouth tightly closed, refusing to drink it.

"Ugh...I don't drink tea!" he muttered. "A man should eat meat and drink wine with big mouthfuls!"

As soon as Bai Luo finished speaking, a purple light flashed, and a full glass of wine appeared in his hand. Without saying a word, he gulped down the wine. The golden wine overflowed from his thin lips and dripped onto his fair and tender collarbone.

However, Bai Luo was already staggering after drinking only half of the wine, and his little face turned red, as if it was about to bleed.

In a daze, he fell down and subconsciously hugged the pillow tightly.

soft.

It also has a scent of flowers.

Bai Luo seemed to feel uncomfortable and moved around silently until he found the most suitable position. Only then did his frown relax.

.....

In the early morning, the sunlight penetrated through the clouds and then through the window lattice, and shone on Bai Luo. The dazzling light woke Bai Luo from his sleep.

He yawned lazily, his head feeling a little dizzy, but he felt that the sleep was particularly comfortable.

Bai Luo sat up, looked around, and found himself back at the Yakumo residence.

I vaguely remember that I seemed to be drinking.

Maybe he was drunk, so Lan sent him back.

Sure enough, not long after, Yakumo Aoi walked in with a bowl of sobering soup in her hand.

"Was I drunk yesterday?"

Bai Luo tilted his head in confusion. His memory was fuzzy and he could only vaguely recall a few fragments.

"Yes, but not yesterday. You have slept all day and all night, and the party ended last night."

Yakumo Aoi nodded and put it on the desk beside the bed.

one day one Night?

ended?