Gensokyo, I, the slime, made them regret for the rest of their lives

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As soon as he went online, countless messages popped up instantly.

Bai Luo blankly opened the chat box with "Princess Yongyuanting", only to see that it was full of messages urging him to come online and asking him where he had been.

He glanced at the year, month, and day in the lower right corner, then looked at the still dark night sky outside the window, and silently closed the computer again.

Yesterday is yesterday.

I really slept for another day.

His brain raced for a moment, and Bai Luo stood up and headed towards the sunflower field.

Just as Bai Luo expected, Feng Jianyouxiang was still awake. She was sitting in the house drinking scented tea and quietly reading comics.

This comic book was left by Bai Luo, a complete set. He forced it on her because she sat in front of the door admiring flowers all day long and her life was too monotonous.

"Sober?"

Feng Jianyouxiang closed the comic book and looked up at Bai Luo.

"What do you mean by sober? I woke up a long time ago. I was just hanging out at the Scarlet Devil Mansion these past few days."

Bai Luo spoke in a dissatisfied tone, sat down opposite her, and poured himself a cup of flower tea naturally.

Feng Jianyouxiang chuckled lightly and said nothing.

"You're still laughing!" Bai Luo slammed the table in displeasure. "Why didn't you stop me from ordering after I got drunk? You made me embarrassed in front of so many people."

“I tried to stop him, but I didn’t stop him.”

Hearing this, Bai Luo thought about it and found that it seemed to be the case.

At that time, Asan had already brought the tea to his mouth, but he refused to open his mouth. After snatching the wine glass away, he took out a glass of wine from somewhere.

Realizing that he seemed to be in the wrong, Bai Luo turned his head guiltily, picked up a piece of flower cake and started to eat it with a smacking sound.

“That’s what I ate.”

As Feng Jianyouxiang finished speaking, the atmosphere froze instantly. Bai Luo didn't know whether to continue swallowing or spit it out.

After hesitating for a few seconds, he chewed it a few times and swallowed it, pretending to be casual: "I'm a slime, and I don't have the concept of eating or not. I'm just devouring things to obtain the energy I need."

Bai Luo tried to speak in a high-sounding way to keep himself calm, but the slightly reddened ears proved that he was feeling uneasy at the moment.

"I suddenly remembered that I have an appointment with the fake princess to play games, so I'll go back first."

After he said this, he stood up and walked towards the door.

However, Bai Luo had just opened the door and hadn't even stepped out when a few cold strands of air fell on his face, and then the rain poured down with a crackling sound.

Gensokyo: Chapter 63: Small BBQ in the Village of Humanity

Unlucky.

Very unlucky.

Bai Luozhen felt that he had to check his fortune recently. Nothing he did was going well, as if he was experiencing Mercury retrograde.

He remembered that there was a lucky rabbit at the Eternal Pavilion.

Bai Luo decided to go there the next day and borrow a piece of rabbit meat from the lucky rabbit to see if it could change his luck.

The rain got heavier and heavier and the sky turned gray.

Just as Bai Luo was about to use teleportation to leave, an umbrella was held above his head, shielding him from the rain.

"I will send you back."

Feng Jianyouxiang said softly, and Bai Luo nodded in agreement.

The two walked along the path between the flower fields towards the Happy Cottage.

The parasol was neither too big nor too small, just enough to accommodate two people, but Feng Jianyouxiang still leaned half a step towards Bai Luo. The pleasant fragrance of flowers mixed with the smell of rain entered Bai Luo's nose bit by bit.

Looking at the path in front of him that led directly to the Happy House, Bai Luo couldn't help but feel confused.

As far as he could remember, there was no such road before.

As if she could see his confusion, Kazami Yuuka explained, "It's too troublesome to go around, so I asked them to move away and leave a path."

As she spoke, the huge sunflowers around her swayed gently, as if in response.

The Happy House is not far away.

Not long after, the two arrived at their destination.

Coincidentally, the rain stopped.

Bai Luo looked up at the sky, then turned his head to look in the direction of the human world. Suddenly, he turned around and asked:

"Asan, would you like to accompany me for a walk in the human world?"

"it is good."

Without hesitation, Kazami Yuuka agreed.

The world of the human world at night is not as lively as it is during the day, but it is still brightly lit.

It seems that because most non-human races are nocturnal creatures, Bai Luo found that there were many more monsters on the streets than during the day.

Most of the shops have closed, with only a few still operating.

Instead of choosing a small shop, the two of them chose a barbecue stall on the roadside.

This is a stall run by a monster.

The proprietress is a bird monster. Not only does she have a pair of wings behind her, but her ears are also wing-shaped.

"Boss lady! Bring me some roasted night sparrows!"

"Stupid... guest, I don't have any roasted night sparrows here! Please stop joking!"

Mystia subconsciously wanted to call him an idiot, but she swallowed the words back in time and glanced cautiously at Yuuka Kazemim beside him.

Just from a distance, she recognized the parasol that symbolized the tyrant of flowers. When she saw Bai Luo also under the parasol, she no longer doubted her eyes.

The Tyrant of Flowers, holding an umbrella for others?

Mystia originally planned to reduce her presence to avoid getting into trouble, but the two of them came straight towards her.

"Aren't you selling roasted night sparrows? Then why do you have roasted night sparrows on your sign?"

Pointing at the [Night Sparrow BBQ] hanging on the stall, Bai Luo muttered in dissatisfaction.

Mystia's temples were throbbing. She was a night bird monster herself, so how could she sell him a roasted night bird for free?

At this moment, she really wanted to hit someone, but she didn't dare.

Although Mystia didn't know who the other person was, he was accompanied by Yuuka Kazemimiya, and she had no doubt about his ability to kill little monsters.

Resisting the urge to hit someone, she squeezed out a few words with difficulty: "Customer, you misunderstood. This is our shop's signature dish. We don't sell roasted night sparrows here."

"Oh, so that's it..."

Bai Luo patted his head suddenly, turned around and asked Feng Jian Youxiang: "Asan, what do you want to eat?"

"I also can."

Feng Jianyouxiang replied lightly.

"What's your signature dish?"

"Grilled hagfish."

A hagfish?

Bai Luo held his chin and thought for a moment, "Ten portions of grilled hagfish, and three portions of each of the others."

Hearing this, Mystia's eyes lit up. This is a big business!

"Okay, please wait a moment."

She quickly returned to the grill and began to grill skillfully. After a while, several portions of grilled lampreys were brought to the table.

If you ignore the round sharp teeth in its mouth, the hagfish looks similar to an eel. As a qualified foodie, Bai Luo didn't have much objection.

Use bamboo chopsticks to gently pick up a piece of fish and put it into your mouth.

The unique flavor of the barbecue, coupled with the tenderness of the fish, tastes very good.

The lamprey belongs to the order Lampreys, class Cyclostomata. Like other fish, it does not have many bones.

Of course, Bai Luo didn't care about these.

As a slime, Bai Luo, in addition to not being afraid of getting dirty when eating snacks, has another great advantage - he doesn't have to spit out fish bones when eating fish, nor does he have to worry about choking on fish bones.

Feng Jianyouxiang looked at Bai Luo who grabbed the whole hagfish with his hands and bit it piece by piece. She couldn't help but paused, but didn't say anything.

Not far away, the proprietress who was grilling also witnessed this scene and her eyelids twitched wildly.

The last time she saw someone eating in such an extravagant way.

It was still on a ghost, and that ghost just poured plate after plate into its mouth.

Throughout the whole process, not only was the food swept away, but even the plates were almost eaten.

Thinking back to this, Mystia's face was filled with sadness.

You know, she used to have a store, but because of that pink-haired ghost, she went bankrupt and now she can only open a small stall.

I originally thought it was a big deal, but I never expected that I would end up being cheated. The other party couldn't pay a penny from beginning to end and could only write an IOU.

"Um...the barbecue is going to burn."

Bai Luo's voice brought Mistia back to reality. She looked at the now blackened lamprey and apologized quickly, "Sorry, sorry! I won't charge for this one. I'll make another one."

Time passed quietly.

All the barbecues were finished. Mistia lay tiredly on the chair, took off her red hat and fanned herself constantly, while at the same time pricked up her ears to eavesdrop on the conversation between the two.

She was very curious about the relationship between the two.

"Asan, why don't we open a shop in the human world?"

Bai Luo suggested something. Feng Jian Youxiang frowned slightly, revealing a hint of doubt, but still responded: "If you just want to open a shop, I have a flower shop in Renjianzhili. You can come to my place."

"No, I want to open a barbecue restaurant!"

Bai Luo said with a smile, his eyes sparkling, as if he was thinking about the scene of the store becoming popular after it opened in the future.

Barbecue restaurant?

Feng Jianyouxiang was even more confused, "Why do you open a barbecue restaurant?"

"What else can I do? If I open a barbecue restaurant, I'm supposed to sell barbecue. With my cooking skills, it's bound to be a big hit!"

"If you want to open up, I will accompany you."

Feng Jianyouxiang smiled.

Compared to the comfortable conversation here, Mystia was simply too confused.

No.

Talking about opening a barbecue restaurant in front of her?

This is too much!

Mystia looked sad.