Gensokyo, I, the slime, made them regret for the rest of their lives

"My name is Inuzoku, and Lord Daitengu sent me to greet you two. If you need anything, please let me know."

After she finished speaking, she raised her head slightly and looked at the two of them, not daring to breathe, for fear that a magic cannon would fire at them.

Suddenly, a pair of small hands placed on her stiff dog ears, kneading them skillfully. The superb technique made her, who had no time to react, almost hum.

She quickly bit the tip of her tongue, trying her best to control the trembling of her legs, using the pain to cover up her previous loss of composure.

"Master Bai, what are you doing?"

When she said this, her voice was broken and her tail was raised.

"Didn't you say that if there's anything I can do, just ask? I want to pet the dog."

Bai Luo grabbed her raised tail with his other hand, a terrifying smile on his tender face: "I remember you were the one sitting next to Gou Pai Wen at the banquet!"

Gensokyo: Chapter 67: Paparazzi: I am guilty

"She really doesn't know where Reimu Maru is."

After putting the remaining half bag of sensitive mushrooms back into his stomach, Bai Luo clapped his hands and stood up.

Inuzouko huddled on the ground, her delicate body trembling, her wet eyes almost filled with tears, her fingers and toes tensed tightly, yet her little mouth slightly opened but no sound came out.

Feng Jian Youxiang glanced at Bai Luo, then looked at the girl on the ground who seemed to be possessed by an evil spirit, her eyes very subtle.

"So what should we do now? Go and ask Daitengou for the person?"

"No need to bother."

Bai Luo shook his head, walked to the small tree next to him, broke off a branch, and threw it casually on the ground under Feng Jianyouxiang's puzzled gaze.

"Yes, the paparazzi is in that direction."

He pointed in the direction the branch was pointing, causing Kazami Yuuka to fall silent.

"it is good."

She uttered a word through her tightly closed lips and walked in the direction Bai Luo pointed.

"Wait, wait, don't you question it?"

Bai Luo trotted up to Feng Jian Youxiang and muttered in dissatisfaction. He had deliberately not told Feng Jian Youxiang about this new ability before, just so that he could use it at the critical moment.

But how could he pretend when the other party didn't even question it?

"question?"

Feng Jian Youxiang's lips curled slightly, and she said calmly: "As long as it is what you say, I will believe it, there is no doubt about it."

Bai Luo was stunned for a moment, then his face flushed red, and he turned his head to the side pretending to be calm.

So good at flirting?

I'm afraid this guy didn't do it on purpose.

He glanced at Feng Jianyouxiang for a while, and the latter still remained calm and composed, looking straight ahead, walking slowly with an umbrella.

...

After throwing the branches a few more times, the two finally reached their destination.

Bai Luo looked at the Scarlet Devil Mansion in front of him in surprise. This paparazzi actually ran over here.

"She's on the roof."

Kazami Yuuka reminded.

Bai Luo followed Feng Jian Youxiang's line of sight and indeed saw a human-shaped black shadow on the roof.

"Master Bai?"

A confused voice sounded.

Then, Izayoi Sakuya walked quickly towards him.

When she saw Kazemika beside her, her body stiffened slightly, but she quickly regained her composure.

"Lord Youxiang."

Izayoi Sakuya bowed slightly, then asked Bai Luo, "Master Bai, are you here to see the young lady?"

Bai Luo shook his head and pointed at the roof: "We are here to catch a thief."

"Thief?"

Izayoi Sakuya was stunned and looked up at the transparent window on the roof. She saw a girl squatting by the window, snapping photos non-stop with a camera hanging from her neck, and occasionally picking up a pen to write something down in a notebook.

Seeing this, Sakuya Izayoi's expression instantly turned cold.

"Thank you for your concern, Master Bai."

As soon as the words fell, time seemed to stop for a moment.

In the blink of an eye, there was inexplicably a person in Sakuya Izayoi's hands, and she threw Reimu Hizashimaru heavily to the ground.

"Who are you!" Sakuya Izayoi shouted coldly.

"Huh?" Reimu was stunned for a moment, looking around blankly. She first looked at Shiro and Kazemi Yuuka, then turned to Izayoi Sakuya standing in front of her.

"Look! There's a Superman in the sky!"

She pointed behind Sakuya Izayoi and shouted.

Izayoi Sakuya is not a fool, so how could she be fooled? But even when she was on guard, Reimu Marufumi disappeared in an instant without a trace.

Sakuya Izayoi used time stop immediately, but Reimu Marufumi had already flown out of her time stop range and returned to the Monster Mountain hundreds of miles away.

"You want to catch me, Reimu Maru? Dream on!"

Reimu Maru Bun looked very proud, and even had the idea of flying back to tease her.

However, success never lasts long.

The next moment, a small hand grabbed her wings. Before she could cry out in pain, her vision turned and she was back in the Scarlet Devil Mansion.

Reimu Hōrō turned around and saw Shiro Luo tightly grasping her wings, while in front of her, Sakuya Izayoi held a throwing knife between her fingers, her eyes cold.

She swallowed hard and smiled awkwardly: "Good afternoon, everyone."

After this greeting, the atmosphere did not ease at all, but became even more solemn.

Izayoi Sakuya's expression became increasingly cold, and the throwing knife between her fingers flashed with a creepy luster.

"I'll ask again, who are you? What is your purpose in coming to the Scarlet Devil Mansion?"

"My name is Yumeimaru Fumi, and I just wanted to record the daily life of the Scarlet Devil Mansion. Some time ago, I even came to attend the banquet on behalf of Youkai Mountain."

Reimu Maru resolutely admitted his mistake, and said sincerely, "If I have caused you any trouble, I can apologize."

"Monster Mountain?"

Izayoi Sakuya looked Reimu Marufumi up and down until she remembered his identity, then she put away the flying knife, but her face was still cold.

"Please do not enter the Scarlet Devil Mansion without permission, and do not take photos without permission."

"I understand. I won't do it again next time."

Reimu Maru Bun quickly assured.

"In that case, please leave immediately. The Scarlet Devil Mansion will not be accepting guests for the next few days."

After saying that, Izayoi Sakuya bowed slightly to Shiroka and Kazemi Yuuka, then said goodbye and left to go about her business.

Reimu Marufumi took a long breath and was about to flap his wings to fly away, but he found that not only could he not flap his wings, but he also felt a stinging pain.

She turned her head and saw that Bai Luo was still holding her wings. She asked weakly, "Master Bai, is there anything else you want?"

"Nonsense, why would I look for you if there's nothing wrong?"

Bai Luo's grip became even stronger, causing Reimu Maru to grit her teeth in pain. However, looking at Kazemi Yuuka beside her, she didn't dare to resist, so she asked tentatively, "Hiss... Master Bai, what do you want from me?"

"You're asking questions even though you already know the answer!"

"Not only did they mess up the formatting, but they also deliberately sent a newspaper to my Happy House to protest!"

Bai Luo took out the Wenwen Express in dissatisfaction and smeared it directly on her face. The moment the latter saw the newspaper, her body suddenly froze and she felt like crying but had no tears.

Kaguya is such a scumbag.

Didn’t I remind you not to put newspapers in that area?

"I'm sorry, I was wrong. I won't do it again."

Reimu Hakurei reacted quickly and apologized three times in a row. If he didn't bow his head now, he would probably become fertilizer for flowers later.

Looking at Reimu Maru's sincere expression, Bai Luo smiled and said, "Since this is your first offense, I won't pursue you too hard this time."

Just as Reimu Maru showed his delight, Bai Luo changed the subject: "However, the death penalty can be avoided, but the living punishment cannot be escaped."

When Reimu Maru heard this, his heart skipped a beat.

"Your punishment is to eat mushroom hot pot while writing a newspaper that satisfies me."

"...Is it that simple?"

Reimu Marufumi couldn't believe it. He had thought he would have to endure some inhuman torture, but he didn't expect that not only did he only have to rewrite one issue of a newspaper, but he could also do it while eating hot pot.

Reimu Hōrō looked up at Bai Luo's childish and innocent smiling face.

For a moment, she felt vaguely guilty.

ps: When I was checking the backstage early yesterday morning, I suddenly discovered something. I didn’t change my leave application, so my only remaining full attendance record was gone.

Sad, pinch instant noodles pinch instant noodles (?_?|||)

Gensokyo: Chapter 68: Charming Yakumo Yukari, can it succeed? Yes!

Bai Luo stayed on Monster Mountain for two days.

During this period, any Tengu or Kappa who passed by Reimu Marufumi's residence could always hear the girl's screams of pain. The sound was extremely miserable, as if she had suffered some inhuman torture.

Due to the intimidation of Yuuka Kazami, they didn't dare to get close, let alone enter the house.

Besides, Daitengu has clearly ordered that there is no need to pay attention to Reimu Maru Bun and Bai Luo.

They could only pray silently for Reimu Maru in their hearts.

However, some careful Tengu discovered that there seemed to be a faint groan mixed in Reimu Maru's wails.

It was not until Bai Luo and Feng Jianyouxiang left and there was no more noise in the house that the Tengu, led by Inuzou Kagami, dared to run into the house.

I don't know what happened in the past two days, but what is certain is that it has cast a huge shadow on Reimu Marufumi. After this incident, she has been much more well-behaved. Apart from work, she stays in the Monster Mountain every day.

...

Time passed day by day, and in the blink of an eye it was the seventh day of the seventh month.

It is the middle of summer and the weather is extremely hot.

Normally at this time, even if the sky fell and the earth broke, Bai Luo would never go out. Instead, he would turn the air conditioner to the lowest setting and lie in bed to play games with Kaguya.

Bai Luo finished lunch and just climbed into bed. Before he could get into the quilt, he found a figure in the quilt.

Looking closely, it was Yakumo Yukari, holding his slime pillow.

Bai Luo walked over calmly and naturally, and rescued the slime pillow from her broad bosom.

"What are you doing here in the middle of the day? Did Lan kick you out? Let me be clear, I just finished my meal, so I don't have any lunch for you."

"If I have nothing to do, can't I come and sit with you? Xiao Bailuo, you are one of our Yakumo Yukari after all."

Her tone was as charming as ever. Yakumo Yukari sat up and yawned lazily: "It's more comfortable to sleep here. No wonder you didn't want to stay in our Yakumo residence."

"Nonsense! What do you mean by your people?"

Bai Luo glared at her.

He climbed onto the bed, looked at the slender white legs resting on his pillow, and decisively used slime to mimic a net-like paddle for slapping hands, and slapped the well-proportioned and slender thighs hard.

"Snapped--"

With a crisp sound, Yakumo Yukari retracted her foot in pain. On her white thigh, which was like a natural work of art, there appeared a red mark shaped like a net racket, which looked particularly attractive.

Yakumo Zi smiled but couldn't smile: "Xiao Bailuo, are you going to rebel?"