Zombie World, I am a wild god in Renjia Town

He woke up listlessly when the rooster crowed at dawn and sat on the bed for a long time, unable to recover.

He forced himself to copy the book last night.

He only managed to copy half of the Tao Te Ching in one night. For someone like him who didn't know the unfamiliar characters and didn't understand their meaning, copying was like forcing someone to poop without having to.

The process is very uncomfortable and painful!

This is torture.

Wencai was very skeptical about whether Jiu Shu's guess was correct. It was possible that Huang Daogong was not trying to help him practice, but was simply punishing him.

He complained bitterly to Uncle Jiu with a gloomy face.

"Only those who endure the most hardships can become the best. From today on, I will personally teach you the Tao Te Ching."

Uncle Jiu took out a copy of the Tao Te Ching without saying a word and asked Wencai to change his daily practice to reading and learning characters, so that he could memorize the Tao Te Ching as soon as possible and understand its meaning.

"Do not!!"

As a result, Wencai faced a bigger nightmare. During the day, Uncle Jiu forced him to recite the Tao Te Ching with a rattan stick. At night, he started copying the Tao Te Ching as soon as he fell asleep. He almost vomited from copying.

He lived a simple but fulfilling life.

Now, his mind is full of the Tao Te Ching all day long, and he talks about it every time he opens his mouth. He is almost tortured to the point of becoming neurotic.

Fortunately, he is a tough guy, so he can withstand such torture.

"How miserable!"

Seeing Wencai living a life that was like torture, Qiu Sheng laughed with glee and secretly thanked God that he had not been targeted by Huang Daogong, otherwise he would have ended up with the same miserable fate as Wencai.

The price of this kind of practice is really too high!!

He would rather not.

Chapter 71: There is a demon, a fox spirit, Huang Daogong kills the demon

As time went by, Wencai gradually understood the meaning of the Tao Te Ching under this high-pressure environment, and his copying speed became very fast and his handwriting was neat.

Huang Dao saw that Wencai was on the right track, so he stopped paying too much attention to him and allowed Wencai to hone his character in the nightmare until he was satisfied.

No time limit!!

"Um!?"

At this moment, Huang Dao frowned. He sensed a demonic aura appearing somewhere. His eyes were dim, as if traveling through time and space, and his sight was cast on a deep mountain forest.

"Yin people are on the way, Yang people are getting out of the way!!"

On the dark mountain road, Taoist Simu, with a soul lamp hanging around his neck, took out a handful of paper money from his cloth bag and scattered it out, while shouting loudly to remind passers-by to stay away.

Driving corpses is a sinister activity. People with weak destiny are easily invaded by the Yin energy and thus encounter evil spirits.

That’s why corpse drivers would shout when they were on the road to prevent passers-by from colliding with the team.

Huang Dao came out of the main god space and sat in the shrine, gazing deeply at the crown of a nearby tree.

Among the lush branches and leaves on the treetops, a figure appeared and disappeared, following the corpse-driving team all the way.

It's a vixen!!

Huang Dao saw through the evil spirit that was following the corpse-driving team at a glance, then retracted his gaze and watched Taoist Simu leading the corpse-driving team on their way without noticing.

It can be seen that corpse-carrying is indeed a hard job. Carrying a group of dead bodies, they have to hide during the day and go out at night, sleeping in the open air. When traveling, they can only choose small paths that are difficult to walk on to avoid colliding with pedestrians.

Just hard earned money.

"Work without forgetting fun, I jump, we jump, we keep jumping, we jump with our legs apart, we jump forward... Ouch!!"

Taoist Simu was as frivolous as ever. Even when he was driving corpses, he was making funny moves everywhere, jumping and dancing with his customers, and eventually he slipped and fell and suffered the consequences.

"It was an accident, an accident, I'm so sorry everyone!!"

Taoist Simu got up, patted his butt, wiped the sweat from his forehead, and shook the soul lamp to wake up the customers who had fallen down.

"I'm so exhausted! I should have brought Jiale out to help!"

He casually took out a bamboo tube from the box and drank some water, then looked up at the deep mountain path ahead.

All I saw was the narrow mountain path blocked by fallen bamboos, leaving only a low opening at the bottom for people to squeeze through.

Taoist Simu chuckled, put away the bamboo tube, and set off again with his client, shaking the soul lamp. When he reached the fallen bamboo, he leaned back, his body and lower limbs forming an almost 90-degree angle, while shouting, "Bend at the waist, and spread your legs!"

The entire row of customers behind him followed his example, leaning back and spreading their legs to slowly move through the opening under the bamboo.

However, Taoist Simu did not notice that a piece of broken wood appeared in front of him, and the height of the wood was just at his crotch.

He bumped into it without paying any attention. In an instant, a sound like an egg breaking was heard in the forest, making people tremble all over.

Taoist Simu screamed in pain and covered his crotch and rubbed it. Other customers followed suit and covered their crotches and rubbed their balls. The scene was very embarrassing for a while.

Huang Dao couldn't help laughing when he saw this scene. This Taoist priest with four eyes has always been frivolous and likes to make fun of people, but he is always the one who gets embarrassed in the end.

"It hurts me to death!!"

Taoist Simu took a long time to recover, but it was still a little painful from the pulling. If he jumped around like before, he might even pull his balls.

He scanned the surroundings and finally looked at the jumping toad. His eyes lit up and he quickly stepped forward to catch the toad, then fed it a yellow talisman, allowing the toad to take the client on his behalf.

He lazily sat on the client's shoulders and enjoyed life leisurely.

However, whenever Taoist Simu was feeling proud, God would always give him an unexpected surprise. The toad would jump for a distance on the mountain path, then suddenly make a sharp turn and jump into the bamboo forest beside the road. All the customers would follow it into the bamboo forest as well.

"Hey, hey, hey, wrong direction, wrong direction..."

Taoist Simu was very anxious and quickly jumped off his client to look for the toad that swallowed the yellow talisman. However, when he went into the bamboo forest, he found that it was a toad's nest, and a lot of toads were mating there.

This scene stunned him immediately, and he hurriedly opened the mouths of the toads to check whether they had swallowed the yellow talisman.

Just when he was busy looking for the toad, the fox spirit hiding in the treetops finally couldn't hold back anymore. She flew to the branch and flicked her sleeves. The sleeves instantly stretched out and flew out to the customer who was tied to the end of the corpse-driving team.

On this customer's body, he is carrying the shrine that houses the tablet of Huang Daogong.

At this moment, the vixen saw that she had succeeded, and her face lit up with joy. She immediately tightened her long sleeves, pulled the client up onto the tree branch, and prepared to remove the box-like shrine from the client's body and carry the body away.

However, when she was dismantling the shrine, she came directly into the eyes of Huang Daogong's ancestral tablet.

"The divine tablet!?"

The vixen's eyes widened, she screamed, and without a word she abandoned the shrine and ran away, without even taking the corpse she had stolen with great difficulty.

As a mountain elf, she would not be indifferent to gods like ordinary people. Instead, she knew that there were gods above her head.

Especially the ancestral tablet offered by a corpse driver must not be simple.

So, she turned around and ran away the moment she saw the tablet of Huang Daogong.

Her body was graceful, flying among the treetops like a fairy in the sky.

"Monster, where are you escaping!?"

At this moment, the ancestral tablet seemed to come alive and burst into divine light. A golden rope flew out and stretched out like a flying python. In the blink of an eye, it caught up with the vixen and wrapped around her waist. Then the rope contracted and pulled the vixen back like fishing.

The vixen's face turned pale. She struggled desperately to untie the ropes on her body, but the more she struggled, the tighter the ropes became, almost breaking her waist.

She screamed in fear and begged for mercy, "God, please spare me, God, please spare me, I will never dare to do this again!!"

Stab! !

At the same time, Taoist Simu, who had just caught the toad and taken out the yellow talisman from it, was happy, but the yellow talisman suddenly caught fire, which meant that his client had a problem.

"Oops, something happened!"

He was horrified. This was related to his job. If something went wrong with the customer, he would lose his job.

He didn't bother to teach the disobedient toad a lesson and quickly emerged from the bamboo forest. He immediately heard a panicked cry for mercy.

He was shocked and looked over, only to see a beautiful woman on the treetop not far away being tied up with a golden rope and pulled back to the branch.

On the tree branch, the tablet of Huang Daogong that he brought back from the charity cemetery was emitting dazzling divine light, and the rope that bound the witch extended from the tablet.

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"Master, help!!"

Seeing Huang Daogong's cruelty, the woman immediately changed her mind, tore off her clothes with her hands, revealing her seductive body, and pitifully asked for help from Taoist Simu.

"Wow, a beautiful lady!?"

Taoist Simu looked at the beautiful and charming vixen with fair skin and faintly visible nipples, exclaimed, and his heart began to beat uncontrollably.

His eyeballs bulged out, and the four-eyed boy almost turned into a six-eyed flying fish.

This is the natural charm of a vixen, which is a fatal temptation to men.

Swish! !

At this moment, a golden light shone out from the tablet of Huang Daogong's deity, directly covering the vixen, making her whole body glow with gold.

The vixen screamed miserably, and her whole body burst into sparks as if it was burned by flames. Her beautiful appearance and flowing sleeves shattered like flowers in the mirror and the moon in the water. Her entire image changed drastically, from a charming woman into a wild fox the size of a calf.

"Fuck, vixen!!"

..... .... ...

Taoist Simu's face changed, and he quickly recited the Heart Purification Mantra to calm himself down and get rid of the fox spirit's charm.

"cut!!"

At this time, a light shout came from Huang Daogong's ancestral tablet, and then Taoist Simu saw a red light flying out. He opened his eyes wide and looked carefully, and the red light turned out to be a flying sword.

Feihong circled in the air, and under the dumbfounded gaze of Taoist Simu, he chopped straight down at the head of the fox spirit who had revealed her true form.

With a cracking sound, the fox spirit didn't have time to scream before her head was cut off by the demon-slaying sword and fell to the ground, rolling around.

"Ding, destroy the monster, congratulations to the host for obtaining 300 merit points!"

The system prompt sounds at the right time.

This proves that the fox spirit has returned to the underworld.

Huang Dao waved his hand, and the demon-slaying sword and demon-binding rope flew back immediately.

The next moment, the divine aura of the ancestral tablet faded, returning to its former tranquility, and it floated down from the tree branch along with the zombie that was stolen by the fox spirit.

The client stood quietly with the shrine on his back, as if nothing had happened.

The only evidence of what had just happened was the decapitated corpse of a fox.

Taoist Simu was overjoyed to see that the situation had been settled. He stepped forward and kicked the vixen's head twice, cursing, "How dare you steal my body? I'll beat you until you become an idiot. I'll see if you dare to do it again in your next life!"

After venting his anger, he went to the shrine, respectfully burned incense, and bowed to the tablet of Huang Daogong to thank him for helping him get rid of the demon and save his job.

"Brother, you are right. Huang Daogong is indeed a God of Wealth. If Huang Daogong had not been here today, my clients would have been stolen and my job would have been ruined."

Taoist Simu was very fortunate and gradually began to agree with Uncle Jiu's words.

Ever since he brought back the ancestral tablet of Huang Daogong, he had a safe journey and was unexpectedly blessed by a strange fragrance, which benefited him greatly.

Now Huang Daogong has to get rid of the vixen who stole the corpse to keep his job.

This made him extremely grateful to Huang Daogong, and he also believed that Huang Daogong was indeed as Uncle Jiu said, very effective, and his power was truly effective, far longer than those other gods who were just playing around.

Chapter 72: New Territory Simu Dojo, Master Ikkyu, and the Battle of Buddhism and Taoism

"The Yin people are on the way, the Yang people are out of the way!!"

After getting rid of the fox spirit, Taoist Simu didn't dare to act recklessly anymore. He took his clients on their journey honestly. After another day and night of journey, they finally passed through the mountains and forests and returned to their own Taoist temple.

Huang Dao sat in the middle of the ancestral tablet and looked around. He saw rolling mountains and dense forests all around him, with only a small basin in the center.

Two low and wide bamboo buildings stand in the basin, with chickens and ducks roaming in front of them. It looks leisurely and peaceful, like a paradise.

Taoist Priest Simu is a corpse driver who carries dead bodies in and out all year round. If he builds a Taoist temple in a market town, it will easily scare the nearby residents.

That's why he chose to build a Taoist temple in the mountains, creating his own world and living a leisurely life.

"Jia Le, I'm back!!"

Taoist Simu led the customers into the yard, rubbed his sore waist, and shouted to the house, asking his disciple Jiale to come out to greet him.

However, he waited for a long time but received no response from Jiale.

"This brat must be slacking off again!!"