Zombie World, I am a wild god in Renjia Town

Taoist Simu pushed the door open cursingly, only to find it bolted. He immediately thrust his hands through the window paper on the door, opened the door, and saw Jiale, with his bowl-cut hair, lying on a recliner and snoring in a completely ungraceful manner.

He was extremely angry. He was working so hard outside to drive the corpses, but his disciples were sleeping in at home.

Where is justice?!

What is more intolerable than the "873" incident?

Taoist Simu was ready to teach his disciples a lesson. After a brief thought, he immediately came up with an idea. He smiled and moved the firewood from under the wall and distributed a piece of firewood to each of his clients.

He burned yellow talismans, suffusing the corpses with incense, chanting, "Heaven and earth, the walking corpses have spirits, the walking corpses have sexuality, forget the ringtone, hit them when you hear 'Ah', beat them when you yell 'Ah', Ah and ah is my command, obey my command!!"

"Urgent as a rule!!"

Swish! !

All the customers held up the firewood high as if they were possessed by spirits.

Huang Dao watched this scene and glanced at the inner room again, and saw a pair of eyes exposed on the door paper that was pierced by Taoist Simu, with panic in the eyes.

Without much thought, the person who was peeping was Jiale, the disciple of Taoist Simu.

Taoist Simu's actions had already woken up Jiale, who was sleeping soundly, and he witnessed the whole process of his spellcasting.

This time it’s going to be a good show!

Sure enough, as Taoist Simu proudly led the group of zombies in to beat Jiale, Jiale refused to utter the word "Aiya". Instead, Taoist Simu accidentally let the secret slip and was beaten by the group of zombies, causing Jiale to scream in pain.

Jiale had no choice but to step forward and rescue Taoist Simu, otherwise he would have to endure another round of beatings.

"oops!!"

Taoist Simu rubbed the bruises on his face and cried out in pain. This time he really reaped what he sowed. Instead of teaching his disciple a lesson, he got beaten up himself.

Huang Dao just shook his head as he watched. Taoist Simu always tried to steal a chicken but ended up losing the rice. In the end, he was the one who suffered.

"Jia Le, come out and welcome the gods!!"

Taoist Simu saw Jiale arrange the corpses properly, then he put on his Taoist robe and shouted.

"Master, what god are we welcoming?!"

Jiale's face was full of curiosity.

"Huang Daogong!"

“Who is this great god!?”

Jiale looked bewildered. He had been learning from Taoist Simu since he was a child and had some understanding of the gods in the sky, but in his memory, he had never heard of the name of the god Huang Daogong.

"Why waste your words? Just follow my instructions to welcome the gods. Don't be so long-winded."

Taoist Simu scolded impatiently, which scared Jiale so much that he shrank his neck. He knew in his heart that his master was furious and that he should not provoke him easily at this time, so as not to become his punching bag.

He obediently followed Taoist Simu to bring Huang Daogong's spirit tablet back to the morgue.

This is where Taoist Simu stores his clients, and it is also the place where problems are most likely to occur.

That's why he invited Huang Daogong to guard the morgue.

"Jia Le, burn incense with sincerity and respect!"

Taoist Simu held three sticks of sandalwood and respectfully offered incense to Huang Daogong. "Huang Daogong, I hope you can bless our temple to be safe and sound."

"Ding, incense value +70!!"

Huang Dao received the incense value provided by Taoist Simu. After two appearances, Taoist Simu's faith in him was already quite high.

"Ding, congratulations to the host for acquiring a new territory - Simu Dojo. I hereby reward you with a piece of blessed land!"

Soon, the system's prompt sounded, and the expansion of new jurisdiction allowed him to gain another piece of blessed land.

He had previously used almost all of the fertile land he had acquired to grow rice.

The fertility of Futian and the high yield of rice allow one acre of Futian to produce nearly 2,500 kilograms of rice at a time.

This yield is huge, about ten times higher than the average per-acre yield of all current rice.

Over such a long period of time, batch after batch of rice has been harvested, and the rice has accumulated to a very considerable amount.

But it is not used at the moment, so he stored it in Zhenhun Street.

Now that he has another piece of fertile land, he also plans to give it to Dong Xiaoyu to grow rice.

Now is the Republic of China period, and the whole country is in a serious state of food shortage, so planting rice, harvesting rice, and accumulating it will be of great use one day.

"Ding, incense value +30!!"

Not long after, Huang Dao received the incense value provided by Jia Le. It was obvious that Jia Le had almost no faith in this unfamiliar god, and was just following the instructions of Taoist Simu to burn incense.

Huang Dao didn't take it seriously. This was normal. If you suddenly asked him to believe in a god he had never heard of, it would be difficult for him to develop faith.

He was not in a hurry. As time went by, sooner or later Jiale would sincerely worship him.

"Jia Le, from today on, you must burn incense to Huang Dao Gong every day just like you would to your ancestors. It will be good for you."

Taoist Simu admonished Jiale earnestly, saying that even though Jiale had a somewhat unruly personality, he sincerely wanted his disciple to get better.

Huang Daogong is so effective, if you worship him sincerely, you will never go wrong.

"I understand, Master!"

Jiale didn't dare to say more and just nodded repeatedly.

Taoist Simu saw Jiale's well-behaved appearance and immediately pinched Jiale's face happily, "Jiale, you are so good, Master loves you so much!"

Jiale's eyes were filled with tears because of the pain. His master had this bad habit of pinching people's faces and saying "I love you so much".

The key is that Taoist Simu has very strong hands, and it hurts people when he pinches them.

"By the way, Master, Master Ikkyu next door is back!!"

Jiale couldn't bear the pain and quickly diverted Taoist Simu's attention.

"That stinky monk!?"

Sure enough, when Taoist Simu heard the news about Master Ikkyu, he immediately let go and snorted, "If he comes back, he comes back. What does it have to do with me? Do you want me to go to his house to pay him a visit?!"

"That's not the case, I just wanted to tell you."

Jiale secretly complained that his master and Master Ikkyu were a pair of bickering lovers. Whenever they met, they would fight and would never stop.

Of course, the main reason here is that Taoist Simu is targeting Master Ikkyu, and he always wants to suppress Master Ikkyu, but in the end he will basically be defeated by Master Ikkyu.

This made him even more dissatisfied, so the two of them kept fighting.

Over the years, it has become a daily routine for the two of them.

But it was obvious that these two people were not on good terms, yet they happened to be neighbors in this desolate mountain area.

The relationship between them is really elusive.

"Master, Master Ikkyu and the others are coming!"

"Come over if you want. It's none of my business. Tell him I'm not feeling well and I'm going to sleep..."

"Oh!"

Jiale, who was cooking breakfast, saw Master Ikkyu, who had short hair, long eyebrows and a kind face, and Qingqing, who was wearing a floral shirt in the style of the Republic of China, outside the courtyard. His face lit up with joy and he immediately told Taoist Simu loudly.

Taoist Simu opened the curtains to take a look, then pretended to be indifferent and went back to his room to sleep. In fact, he was already thinking about how to embarrass Master Ikkyu.

When Master Ikkyu came in, he heard that Taoist Simu was not feeling well and wanted to go in to visit him. Taoist Simu naturally would not lie in bed pretending to be sick, so he opened the door and came out.

The two enemies began to fight secretly. Jiale, who was experienced, invited Qingqing to help in the kitchen, leaving the space for the two old naughty boys.

As expected, after just a short while, Taoist Simu and Master Ikkyu started fighting, and the tables, chairs and benches were smashed to the ground.

As a result, Master Ikkyu was more skilled and made Taoist Simu sit on the cactus, causing him to jump up in pain.

"Master, Master, it's time to eat!!"

Jiale moved in new tables and chairs as usual, while Qingqing looked at the mess on the floor, as well as the refreshed Master Ikkyu and the Taoist priest Simu who was holding his butt, in amazement. She wondered what the master and the Taoist priest had just been doing here!?

Taoist Simu had just lost a game and was not convinced, so he used the excuse of having breakfast to fight with Master Ikkyu again.

Seeing this, Jiale quickly picked up some dishes and stepped aside, and warned Qingqing to stay away from the two of them. Qingqing didn't understand why, so she naturally refused to agree. She sat at the table and ate her meal honestly. It was not until she saw the two of them fighting and her face was covered with breakfast for no reason that she was so angry that she threw her chopsticks and left.

The fight ended with Taoist Simu delivering a crotch kick to Master Ikkyu, finally allowing him to win the game.

This made him very happy and he hummed a little tune all day long.

The two men fought non-stop during the day and at night.

Master Ikkyu had the habit of chanting scriptures late at night. His chanting was as annoying as Tang Monk reciting the Tightening Curse. He also struck the sharp and piercing bronze chimes, which made Taoist Simu unable to sleep. Taoist Simu was so angry that he came with the gold bars he had saved for many years and wanted to buy Master Ikkyu's dojo and drive him out.

However, Master Ikkyu remained unmoved. He smiled and said frankly that he had no use for the gold bars and just wanted to be a good neighbor with Taoist Simu.

Taoist Simu was angry and annoyed, but he could do nothing to Master Ikkyu. He saw a clay figurine of Master Ikkyu made by Qingqing on the table, and a plan came to his mind. He pretended to apologize to Master Ikkyu and asked for Master Ikkyu's 4.8 fingerprint.

Then he went back without stopping to perform a ritual to tease Master Ikkyu, and finally made Master Ikkyu pull out his decayed tooth.

This made him very proud.

Unfortunately, before he could be happy for a few minutes, Master Ikkyu saw through his tricks, broke his Taoist magic by eating raw garlic, and then came to him with his disciple Qingqing. He used the soul-catching mirror to control Taoist Simu, and then handed him over to Qingqing to punish him with fireworks and firecrackers, beating Taoist Simu until he kept begging for mercy.

Master Ikkyu only forgave him after Taoist Simu promised that he would never use his magic to bully others again.

However, if Taoist Simu wants to escape the control of the Soul-Catching Mirror, he must drink a large jar of clear oil.

Taoist Simu was forced to drink a whole tank of cooking oil in one breath, which made his belly so round that he kept scolding Master Ikkyu for making his belly so big, which made people puzzled.

At the same time, because clear oil has the effect of clearing the stomach and intestines, Taoist Simu suffered from diarrhea all day and almost had a prolapse of the anus.

This time, he suffered a great loss at the hands of Master Ikkyu again.

Huang Daoquan witnessed the fight between the two and shook his head with a smile. The two seemed to be at loggerheads and incompatible, but in fact their relationship was very strong, just like two little friends who played and quarreled and never took the quarrel to heart.

This is also the reason why the two have fought for so many years but have never moved away and insisted on being neighbors.

Chapter 73: The Three, Six, and Nine Classes of Believers, the Nine Gates Qi Tiezui, and Ren Tingting's Journey to the Provincial Capital

"Ding, incense value +50!"

"Ding, incense value +100!"

"Ding, incense value..."

"Ding, protecting the Ren family for one day, congratulations to the host for gaining 1 merit point!"

"Ding, shelter..."

A new day arrived, and Huang Dao once again received a large amount of incense points and merit points. He opened the system panel again to check:

Merit value: 1431

Incense value: 174130

After several days of accumulation, his merit points and incense points have recovered by more than half. If all of them are converted into incense points, it is about 300,000.

Now, Huang Daogong's faith has gradually spread throughout Renjia Town and the surrounding villages, causing his incense value to increase rapidly.

This made him very satisfied, and it was worth it for him to perform miracles many times and often appear in the spirit world to suppress zombies, slay demons and kill ghosts.

He stepped out of the main god space and gradually inspected his jurisdiction. In addition to the town of Renjia, there were also scattered families in the surrounding villages who worshipped him. As the promise of Master Ren spread, more and more families in the villages began to welcome him.

These people did not really believe in him, they just wanted to get some rice to help their families.

Huang Dao walked through the streets and alleys of Renjia Town, examining the families who worshipped him, and casually helped some families who had not yet been blessed to light up the ancestral tablets. At the same time, when he saw some believers who had suffered from illness for many years, he would raise his scepter to help them relieve their pain, winning cheers of praise.

Of course, he will not help cure every disease. Minor disasters and illnesses are not within the scope of his blessings.

After all, he cannot destroy the doctors' jobs and avoid causing bad influence.

In addition, when he treats people, he not only considers the condition of the disease, but also selects the patients.

He won't help heal just anyone; it mainly depends on the person's faith.

Huang Dao has good intentions, but he is not a saint. He always regards the relationship between himself and his believers as a transaction. The believers provide him with enough incense value, and he blesses the believers in return.

No one owes anyone anything.

As a human being, the zodiac is too familiar to the human group. Most people are very realistic. Once the zodiac is no longer effective one day, it will soon be abandoned by the people.

Therefore, he always kept his rationality, treating ordinary believers as trading partners, believers as regular customers and returning customers, and loyal believers as old customers who came every day.

Therefore, Zodiac divides his believers into different levels according to their faith, and then gives corresponding blessing levels according to their respective situations.