You, a monster, still want to travel to the West?

"That Bodhi said there was a little snake at the door of his house. It was extremely talented and had excellent understanding. He always praised it when he mentioned it. But then he said that the silly white snake had been hanging on the tree for 108 years. I didn't expect it to be like this today. Tsk tsk~"

"Hahaha!" Yuanshi Tianzun laughed a few times, then said, "Bodhi split him a yuan that night, but he didn't change his temper. What do you think you will do? Will you help Bodhi split another yuan?"

"Hahaha~"

Chapter 33: A monkey at home is enough

The three saints incarnated into each other in the dream and played the demon king game with their silly child. Although Xia Zhiming did not understand this, he could only respect it.

Xiao Qingxin didn't care. She still remembered how she ordered these three around before. Now she was so well behaved with her neck tucked in.

Across from them, the Three Pure Ones laughed for a moment, and then Lingbao said, "Since you're here, why not leave some good fortune here?"

The words were clear, but unfortunately his intentions were not pure. Yuanshi was immediately amused when he heard Lingbao's words and said with a smile: "Lingbao, are you still thinking about stealing your apprentice?"

Taiqing stroked his beard and nodded, then smiled and said, "It's a rare sight. If we were to go to such lengths in front of this youngster, wouldn't that make Bodhi laugh at us?"

Yuanshi was stunned for a moment, then seemed to understand, just smiled and shook his head: "This Bodhi, I thought he was not protecting his calf~"

Having said that, the Three Pure Ones looked at each other, then smiled and walked out of the cave at the same time. Behind them, a man and a snake were a little puzzled, but still followed the saints out of the cave.

Outside Qingxin Cave——

It was early morning, and under the morning light the sky was filled with colorful clouds, and countless clouds and mists were lingering in the forest.

At the cave entrance, the demon kings sat on the stone tables on both sides to handle official business. Most of them had sad expressions on their faces. Beside them stood a few smart-looking little demons, and in front of them were neatly arranged little demon leaders.

In front of the cave entrance, some of the demon kings were pointing at the little demon leader in front of them and cursing, some were slumped on the stone bench with an immortal look on their faces, and some were ignorant and relied solely on the little demons for help. Except for a few who could handle official business in an orderly manner, the rest could only be said to be somewhat human.

Seeing this scene, Xia Zhiming and Qingxin, who were no longer surprised, looked towards the Three Pure Ones, but found that the three saints said nothing, but just casually pointed out three cushions in front of them.

Outside the cave, the demon kings who noticed the four people and one snake were all startled. They ran out from the table, knelt down on the ground, bowed their heads and shouted:

"Little demon pays homage to the Saint!"

"Little demon pays homage to the Saint!"

"Little demon pays homage to the Saint!"

……

The monsters all knelt down after just one look. Xia Zhiming was not surprised at all. When he and the monkey became apprentices, the master didn't say anything. However, he and the monkey recognized the ancestor directly.

The three saints sat on the cushions one by one. In front of the demons, Xiao Qingxin and Xia Zhiming walked to the front obediently, but saw Lingbao pointing to another cushion in front and saying:

"sit!"

"Yes!"

Qing Xin sat down obediently. Xia Zhiming looked at the scene and knew what the saints were going to do. He saw that in front of the monsters——

Yuanshi Tianzun held the red pill in his hand and said, "Today, I will preach to you. I have the "Twenty-Four Divine Refining Methods"!"

The Heavenly Lord of Morality lightly waved his whisk and said, "Today, I will preach to you. I have the 'Hidden Earth Eight Transformations Mysterious Truth Technique'!"

Lingbao Tianzun held the Ruyi in his hand and said, "Today, I will preach to you. I have the "Seven-Star Soul Flying Method"!"

The demons below the stage were stunned. After a long moment, they suddenly knelt down and kowtowed, shouting:

"Thank you for your mercy, Saint!"

"Thank you for your mercy, Saint!"

"Thank you for your mercy, Saint!"

……

Beside the Three Pure Ones, Xia Zhiming and Qing Xin also heard what the three said and bowed. They were about to close their eyes and listen, but -

Yuanshi Tianzun: The "True Scripture of Cultivating Taoism in Forty-Nine Chapters"

Daode Tianzun: The Eight Methods of Hidden Books and Flying Scriptures

Lingbao Tianzun: "I will pass on a sword that protects the Dao."

Xia Zhiming and Qingxin were stunned for a moment. Before they could react, they heard a voice in their ears!

When the sage preached, flowers fell from the sky and golden lotuses emerged from the ground. He expounded the Three Vehicles in a wonderful way and explained the subtleties of all dharmas.

High in the sky, there are gods with their heads bowed.

At the foot of Lingshan Mountain, there is a Buddha looking sideways.

After a long time, when the flowers on the ceiling had fallen and the golden lotus had dispersed, outside the Qingxin Cave, a man and a snake opened their eyes and found that the three Taoist masters had disappeared before them.

Outside the cave, all the monsters were kneeling on the ground, all of them were very excited, but some also felt lost, as if they were still immersed in the sound of Tao.

In front of Xia Zhiming, a precious sword was quietly suspended in the air. When Qing Xin took it and pulled it out, he saw that the sword was...

Green as lotus leaves in the water, bright as a jade mirror in the hall.

As light and thin as the wings of a cicada, and as graceful as the heart of a bamboo in the forest.

Summary - Cyan Sword.

Seeing this sword that gave people a thousand senses of déjà vu, Xia Zhiming immediately became interested. He smiled at Qingxin and said, "Qingxin, how about I give this sword a name?"

"Okay~" The girl seemed to like the sword very much and happily took over the conversation.

"Then it's called Qingping Sword!"

"Why not call it Qingxin Sword?"

"I like it~"

"You can't like it!"

"Okay, okay, I don't like it, so is that okay?"

"Sure~"

While chatting and laughing, Xia Zhiming and Xiao Qingxin decided on a name for the sword.

When Qing Xin made a magic gesture and put away the Qingping Sword, he saw that his king and queen seemed to have come to their senses. The demon kings kneeling on the ground looked at each other and were speechless for a moment.

however--

Among the demons, Bao Weifeng stood up and bowed again, saying, "Thank you, Your Majesty, for your teachings!"

Soon, Yingluan followed his example, stood up, and bowed again, saying, "Thank you, Your Majesty, for your grace in preaching!"

“Thank you, Your Majesty, for your preaching!!!”

All the demon kings and little demons knelt on the ground again, their voices shook for hundreds of miles, and they were in submission both physically and mentally.

In front of the monsters, Xiao Qingxin was stunned for a moment. At this time, Xia Zhiming thought for a moment and said directly: "Qingxin, let's go back."

"why?"

"Can you say it better than a saint?"

"But dreams will end."

"I think I can trick you into giving me..."

"I can't have children~"

"????"

Xia Zhiming had a thousand question marks on his forehead, but he didn't pay much attention to it. He just stretched out his tail, patted her cheek, and said with a smile: "Can they really forget what the saint said?"

……

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On the square inch of Bodhi tree, there is a slanting moon and three stars in the cave.

In Xia Zhiming's room, a man and a snake woke up from their dreams. Looking at the somewhat unfamiliar room, Xiao Qingxin blushed and pulled off the white snake hanging around her neck.

Without the familiar body temperature, Xia Zhiming felt a little cold and snuggled into the girl's arms, but heard the little girl's confused voice -

"Zhiming, what if they still don't follow the right path in the future?"

"Didn't Lingbao Tianzun give me a sword?"

Xiao Qingxin blushed as she pulled the white snake out of her arms and changed the subject, "Speaking of which, Zhiming, what do you think an immortal looks like?"

Xia Zhiming wrapped his arm around the girl's wrist and asked with a smile, "Do you want to see it?"

"Yeah!" Qingxin nodded, seeming a little curious.

"Then give me the Qingping Sword next time!"

"You don't want this sword?"

"Master will never let me use a sword."

"why?"

"Because having a monkey at home is noisy enough~"

"?"

Chapter 34: Sleeping with the Emperor

Thousands of miles away——

At midnight, under the hazy moonlight, Kutuo Mountain was gloomy. The occasional chirping of insects, the rustling of snakes and rats crawling over broken leaves, and the cooing of nighthawks made it seem particularly eerie and terrifying.

until--

In Yingtan Cave, Yingluan, who was sleeping on the throne, suddenly woke up from his dream!

Elsewhere, the leopard lying in the haystack suddenly jumped up from the bed!

Farther away, the Green Wolf Demon King, who was hiding in a crevice, trembled!

In the deep night of the mountain forest, one demon king after another awakened, followed by countless small demons and spirit beasts...

Ouch!!! Roar!!! Cry!!!

Countless roars and screams continued, until the entire gloom of Kutuo Mountain was torn apart. After a long time, countless great monsters in the mountain emerged, stirring up countless black winds and raging clouds, and rushed straight towards Yingtan Cave!

After a while, all the thirty-six demon kings in the entire Kutuo Mountain came to Yingtan Cave, but they saw King Yingluan sitting alone in front of the cave door, with his wings folded and his head lowered, as if he was thinking about something.

Bao Weifeng was the first to come out, and he shouted, "Eagle cub, where is the king?"

The foolish Green Wolf Demon King didn't realize what was happening and roared, "Yingluan, where is the king?"

Someone took the lead, and most of the demon kings followed suit and roared twice, but they found Yingluan just sitting stupidly at the entrance of the cave. After a long time, they heard him say:

"The king is not here."

Outside the cave entrance, all the demon kings were stunned. Then they looked into the cave, but they only saw one fork in the road after another. The little demons were looking at them in a daze, with expectation and pleading in their eyes.

The demon kings were speechless, and one after another sat cross-legged on the ground, finally understanding what they had experienced.

A fleeting dream! A real person preaching! A saint teaching!

After a while——

"Eagle cub!"

"Don't bother me, your grandpa!"

"Change the name of your cave from now on!"

“Everyone is gone!”

"Bullshit!!!"

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Ignoring the story thousands of miles away, the perspective returns to Xia Zhiming's room.

After the man and the snake chatted for a while, Xiao Qingxin was ready to leave his room. Xia Zhiming thought about it and didn't intend to keep her.

It's not that they are estranged. In his dream, he and the little girl ate and slept together, and little Qingxin never said anything. However, Sanxing Cave is not big after all. If Qingxin really goes out tomorrow and meets the brothers, the little girl will probably be so embarrassed that she will hide in a crack in the ground.

However, when Xiao Qingxin lifted the quilt and stood up from the bed, and moved her little feet out of the quilt -

boom~

There was a soft sound on the wooden floor.