You, a monster, still want to travel to the West?

Beside the bed, the man and the snake lowered their heads at the same time, and saw that the ruler they had used to hit their heads in their dreams had fallen to the ground.

……

The snake and the man looked at each other in silence - they shouldn't be sleepwalking... right?

However, the two were not stupid after all. After a moment of hesitation, Xiao Qingxin picked up the ruler from the ground and placed it in front of Xia Zhiming beside the bed and said with a smile:

"Zhiming, I guess this ruler was given to you by your master?"

"That's probably right."

"Master really won't give me a sword."

"Look, I guessed it right~"

"Zhiming, no wonder you always get beaten."

"?"

Xia Zhiming tilted his head, but did not continue the topic. He just stretched out his tail and tapped the ruler. After the ruler turned into spiritual light and disappeared into his brow, Xia Zhiming smiled and said:

"By the way, what's the name of this ruler?"

"Qingxin Ruler!"

"Okay, okay, okay~"

Xia Zhiming was speechless after being fooled by this girl. He was too lazy to think of a name. After all, the function of a treasure was the most important thing. It was impossible for it to open the sky even if you called it Pangu Ruler. It was better to coax the child.

Seeing that he recognized the name, Xiao Qingxin nodded happily. Without saying anything else, she put on her shoes and socks, stood up and opened the door.

Xia Zhiming followed the little girl's footsteps. When the girl opened the door, he saw a familiar figure through the gap beside the girl.

A monkey with a hairy face and a thunder god's mouth, wearing clothes that are neither Taoist nor Buddhist, and covered with golden hair, who else could it be but Sun Wukong!

At midnight, in front of Xia Zhiming's door, Xiao Qingxin and Monkey were frozen at the door. One of them had his back to Xia Zhiming so he couldn't see his expression, but he could see Monkey's side clearly.

Two words – shocking!!!

Inside the room, seeing a man and a monkey frozen at the door, Xia Zhiming thought for a moment before transforming back into a human and walking behind Qingxin. He then smiled at the monkey, who was looking at him in shock, and said,

"Monkey, what are you doing here?"

"White Snake, you are so brave!"

"?"

Xia Zhiming tilted his head, but didn't explain, just laughed and said:

"Monkey, it's already three o'clock in the morning, why don't you go quickly?"

"!!!"

The monkey was startled and finally remembered the important matter, but he just thought that Xia Zhiming and Qingxin were knocked in the morning, so he probably knew what he went out for.

However, after thinking it through, the monkey did not rush, but nodded seriously and said:

"White Snake, I won't tell Master!"

"???"

"Don't worry! I'll keep my mouth shut!"

After saying that, Sun Wukong ran away.

At the door, Xia Zhiming lowered his head and looked at Qingxin, who was blushing, then reached out and held her under the armpits and picked up the girl.

In his arms, Xiao Qingxin's face flushed red, but he didn't resist. He just lowered his head and didn't dare to say a word.

Seeing her like this, Xia Zhiming thought for a moment and then teased:

"Qingxin, do you remember what you said when I transformed last time?"

"No...I don't remember~"

"Okay, okay, forget it if you don't remember~"

"Um……"

"But here comes the question. The Queen wishes to sleep with the King today. Is the King willing?"

"?"

Chapter 35: Anti-Monkey Specialized Noble Phantasm

After teasing Qingxin a little, without waiting for her to say anything more, Xia Zhiming locked the door and carried her to the bed. He then reached out to take off the girl's shoes and socks, and held the girl's soft little feet in his palms.

At this time, Xiao Qingxin, who was completely confused by Xia Zhiming's actions, blushed completely. She kicked the person who took advantage of her with her little feet and said shyly:

"Zhiming, I can't sleep with you~"

"Hmph~"

Xia Zhiming chuckled twice, and didn't care what she said. He just reached out and helped the little girl take off her Taoist robe.

"Zhiming! No~"

Xiao Qing felt a little overwhelmed. She lowered her head to look at her current appearance, but saw only a red bellyband. She folded her arms and yelled in shame and anger.

"Okay, okay, no."

Xia Zhiming nodded in response, then smiled and reached out his hand to touch the girl's soft jade skin and tucked her into the quilt.

Beside her pillow, Xia Zhiming reached out and touched her hair. He looked at the little Lolita who was less than four feet tall and shook his head. Then he turned back into a snake and crawled into the quilt along the girl's neck.

Well, it’s called sleeping with the emperor in the bedroom, but in fact they are just sleeping together as usual. One thinks he is raising the child, and the other thinks he is taking care of the child.

……

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Day 2

"It's daylight! It's daylight! Get up!"

Early in the morning, in Xia Zhiming's room, a man and a snake were awakened from their dreams by the cry of a monkey in the corridor. At this time.

Bang!Bang!

There were two knocks on the door, and only Sun Wukong shouted twice:

"White Snake, Little Senior Sister, please get up quickly!"

After shouting, Sun Wukong outside the door ran away, leaving the man and the snake who had just woken up in the room looking at each other in bewilderment.

"Qingxin, do you want me to help you put on your clothes?" Xia Zhiming couldn't help but teasing her when he saw her dazed look.

"No!" Xiao Qingxin seemed to be angry. She turned her head and snorted, but did not make a fuss. She just hung the white snake around her neck, picked up the clothes from the bedside and began to put on them.

Xia Zhiming lowered his eyes and glanced at the girl's shoulder. As expected, he saw a plain and had to look away helplessly.

After a while, with a slight creaking sound, Qing Xin walked out of the room with Xia Zhiming, and then...

A flash of golden light!

Xiao Qingxin blushed as she made some incantations, and the man and the snake disappeared in the corridor!

"Qingxin, you really understand these seventy-two techniques."

"..."

The little girl rolled her eyes at him and didn't dare to reply. She just quietly walked along the corridor towards the main hall. Along the way, she also met a few brothers, but after all, they were in Sanxing Cave, so everyone's vigilance was not high, and Qingxin successfully hid them.

However, invisibility is not a long-term solution. When Xiao Qingxin brought Xia Zhiming to the main hall, they saw Monkey sitting at the table chatting with his fellow apprentices.

"Wukong, why are you up so early today?"

"Hey, stop talking. I didn't sleep well last night."

"What's the good news? Tell us about it."

“It’s true!”

The brothers sitting at the table immediately became interested and stared at Sun Wukong. However, Sun Wukong only glanced at the door stealthily and laughed:

"I'm telling you, don't tell anyone else."

The brothers looked at each other, and seeing that almost everyone in the hall had arrived, they couldn't help but laugh and said, "Okay, let's not tell anyone. Wukong, tell us now!"

"Goku, tell me~"

"Hehe~" Sun Wukong laughed, then slapped his thigh and said happily: "I'm afraid we're going to have a wedding banquet in Sanxing Cave."

"who is it?"

"Don't worry, don't worry, I'll explain it to you in detail~"

As Xia Zhiming looked speechless and little Qingxin clenched her fists and gritted her teeth, Sun Wukong told him bit by bit what happened to Qingxin last night.

After hearing this, the brothers became interested, their eyes sparkling, and they began to discuss one after another.

"I didn't expect that Junior Sister would be so far-sighted."

"What do you mean by that?"

"Junior Sister has been sending bird eggs to Zhiming since he was young, and has been doing so for over a hundred years. Isn't this like raising a child husband?"

"Now that you put it that way, it seems to make sense."

"By the way, one stone and one snake, what do you think will come out of it in the future?"

"Stone snake?"

"Born as a different species, you will definitely be able to cultivate the great way!"

"Hahahaha~"

……

In the hall, everyone was very lively because they had gossip to talk about. Sun Wukong, who had nothing to say, stopped talking and just pricked up his ears to listen to the secret history of Sanxing Cave. He clapped his hands from time to time when he heard something interesting. He was so happy.

however--

At the entrance of the hall, Xia Zhiming and Qing Xin, who had disappeared, looked at each other, then nodded at the same time, and a ruler fell into Qing Xin's palm -

Bang!

"what!!!"

A monkey's roar suddenly rang out, startling all the brothers. Then they saw Xiao Qingxin chasing Sun Wukong with a ruler and running around in the hall.

"Monkey!!! Don't run!!!"

"Then don't chase me, little sister!!!"

In the main hall, all the brothers looked at Qing Xin, whose face was red with shame. They pointed at the man, the snake, and the monkey, and laughed so hard that they couldn't stop.

On Qingxin's shoulder, Xia Zhiming seemed to recall the monkey's temperament, and was speechless for a moment - how stupid must he be to believe what the monkey said!

In addition, this special weapon for monkeys is really useful!

Chapter 36: Get Out

In the main hall, Qingxin, who had been exposed by the monkey, chased him with a ruler and beat him, making people point and laugh.

However, this joyful scene soon ended with the arrival of Bodhi Patriarch.

In the main hall, morning prayers began as usual. The monkey sat next to the man and the snake, smiling and saying nice things:

"White Snake, is your little sister still angry?"

Xia Zhiming glanced at Qingxin, who had raised the corner of her mouth when she heard this, and turned to look at Monkey, saying speechlessly:

"Monkey, sometimes I really don't know whether you are too stupid or too smart."

"Hehe~"

Sun Wukong chuckled when he heard this, and then he said, "Why wait for good things? Why hide them?"

"I think so too."

"right?"