“But they’re so ugly.”
"Could it be that they have ruined my king's pleasure?"
"Humph!"
After that, the two of them naturally settled down in Tianshi City.
The reason is naturally that there are too many monsters in the royal city. If they leave and these small-time monsters suddenly want to satisfy their hunger with human flesh, there will be chaos in the world.
Anyway, there is nothing for the two of them to do, so living here is just a change of place to live.
And this stay lasted for several months.
In the end, just as Xia Zhiming and Qing Xin had expected, the Tianshi Kingdom was indeed in chaos.
However, the reason was unexpected. It was not due to rebels, foreign enemies, or monsters, but rather -
One morning, Xiao Qing, with a white snake wrapped around her neck, was sitting in the inn, nibbling on a meat bun when she heard Yang Wenchang say, "Masters, do you remember that monster from a few months ago?"
Xia Zhiming, who was standing on the girl's shoulder, raised his snake body and said, "That weasel spirit that fought with my tiger? I have some impression of it. What happened?"
Yang Wenchang glanced outside the shop, confirming that no one was around before quietly saying, "The day before yesterday, the king consumed the Dragon and Tiger Pill that monster had made. After a night of toiling, he died in the bed of an unknown concubine."
"Well, tiger bones and snake bones are both aphrodisiacs, so that's not surprising. Then what?"
"Now that the eldest son has ascended the throne, he took that weasel demon to the Meridian Gate and beheaded him. Finally, his true form was revealed. Now the eldest son has mobilized troops to capture those talented people, but in the end, they all ran away."
Xia Zhiming was stunned when he heard this, then he exchanged a glance with Qing Xin, and at the same time, he looked towards the sky outside the inn. He saw a four-clawed demon dragon with bared fangs and claws and red eyes. It was already on the verge of death, and soon -
Roar!
Above the sky, a mournful dragon roar was heard, and then the demon dragon transformed from the dynasty's destiny collapsed directly!
Seeing this scene, Xiao Qingxin tilted her head in confusion.
"Zhiming, isn't catching monsters a good thing? Why did the national fortune fall apart?"
"It should have been dispersed long ago, but those monsters are holding up the country's destiny."
"Can monsters be used like this?"
"Although those monsters are not very powerful, they are really capable."
Xiao Qingxin tilted her head, but then her eyes lit up: "Then can I go to Kutuo Mountain?"
"What do you want to do?"
"I'll let them conquer the Kingdom of Kuta!"
"King Qingxin becomes Emperor Qingxin?"
"Is that okay?"
"No !!!!"
The monsters have been in control of this country for more than a year, from the national teacher and the army to the priests and guards, and they have completely infiltrated this Tianshi country.
When the new king came to the throne and scared away the monsters, a lot of positions became vacant. There was no one to manage the affairs of Tianshi City, big or small. The officials in the court fought for power and recommended people, but few of them had real abilities.
Naturally, in the following days, the Tianshi Kingdom soon became a mess.
Unlike the country of Gis that the two had visited in their dreams before, the city god of the Tianshi country was a virtuous man who had been passed down from the previous dynasty to the present day. Even though the country's fortune had been cut off, he did not reincarnate.
Before, he was powerless against the monsters that were crowned as the King of Men, but now he is striking hard at the monsters that are causing chaos, so that although Tianshi City is in chaos, only the human world is in chaos.
Seeing this situation, Xia Zhiming and Qing Xin naturally did not stay in the Tianshi Kingdom for long, and soon left.
A few days later——
Outside Qingfeng Mansion, a man, a snake and a tiger were lost in thought as they watched the Taoist priest performing monkey shows outside the mansion gate.
At the city gate, two young Taoists wearing yellow scarves were holding up a long stick. The stick was so long that it was impossible to measure it. A monkey was climbing up the stick, and a group of onlookers were watching and applauding.
In front of Xiao Qingxin, Tiger Vanguard let out an earth-shaking tiger roar, but it only attracted countless rolls of eyes from the people around him!
Seeing this, Xiao Qingxin puffed up her cheeks and flushed with anger. Then she pinched Xia Zhiming's tail and said, "Zhiming! Change for me!"
"It's not like we don't have money. It's not that bad. It's really not that bad!"
"This is the time to use the Law of Heaven and Earth!"
"Fine!"
Chapter 79: Dao Kingdom
At a tea stand outside the city, Xia Zhiming, Qingxin, and two Taoist priests performing monkey shows shared a table for tea. Outside, a tiger and a monkey lay on the ground, occasionally shouting at each other.
Xiaoqing wanted to perform a magic trick to earn money, so Xia Zhiming naturally fulfilled her little wish. He transformed into a snake that was about ten feet long and lifted the little girl up high to cheer her up.
As for the effect of the performance, apart from scaring the people around, the actual income is zero.
However, Fa Tian Xiang Di is a great supernatural power after all. Even if Xia Zhiming has ten thousand ways to achieve similar effects, there are some Taoist jugglers with good eyesight who came over quickly after packing up their stalls.
Opposite the man and the snake, a Taoist priest who was obviously the leader called out "senior" and bowed to introduce his name and master. He turned out to be a disciple of the Xiaomaoshan lineage and called himself Huang Qi.
Xia Zhiming was a little surprised by the other person. He was a new disciple accepted by Huang Qi after he entered the world, but he and Qingxin both knew him. He was the young man who fought tigers in the mountains of Jingyang Village, named Hu Hansan.
At this time, the tea stall owner, wearing a yellow scarf, placed four bowls of tea and a plate of beef on the table. He then respectfully said to Huang Qi, "General Tianhui, is there anything else you need?"
Huang Qi waved his hand to let the shopkeeper leave, handed over two bowls of tea, and then asked, "What brings you here, two seniors?"
Xiao Qingxin took it obediently, but Xia Zhiming, who was standing on the girl's shoulder, smiled and said, "I just happened to pass by. I didn't expect that Taoist Zhengying's disciples would really come down the mountain to rebel. General Tianhui's reputation is quite impressive."
Huang Qi was stunned when he heard this, then he said with a smile: "Senior, please don't tease us. This hasn't even started yet."
"Really?"
"fake."
"What are you going to do after the rebellion?"
"I haven't thought about it yet..."
Xia Zhiming glanced at the silent Huang Qi in front of him and said, "If we follow the instructions of the Immortal Huang Jiao, the world will be in chaos."
"We have magical powers and spells. Even if they are inferior, they are still better than the ten taxes and three."
“Is it that high?”
"If we include the money collected by local governments under various pretexts, the total would be even higher."
"When does it begin?"
"I will lead my men to capture the city tonight."
"If I were to advise you not to rush into anything, would you listen?"
Huang Qi looked puzzled: "Why do you say that, Senior?"
Xia Zhiming thought about it, turned back into a human form and sat down at the table. Then, under Huang Qi's dazed gaze, he threw the tea bowl in front of him to the ground.
Bang!
With a crisp shattering sound, the tea bowl fell to the ground and shattered. Then the tea was seen spilling all over the floor and quickly seeping into the mud and disappearing.
"senior?"
"Can you put the water back into the bowl?"
"The younger generation is not up to the task."
"Even if the bowl is leaking, don't smash it. If the water spills out, many people will die."
"..."
Huang Qi remained silent. Xia Zhiming smiled and shook his head at the sight of him. Then, with Qingxin rolling her eyes, he took the tea bowl from the girl's hand and took a sip.
At this moment, Hu Hansan, who was beside Huang Qi, suddenly said to Xia Zhiming: "Master, since the bowl is leaking, why smash it? Why not just replace it with another bowl and pour the water in?"
When Xia Zhiming heard this, he looked at Huang Qi and said with a smile: "Do you have any bowls now?"
At this time, Huang Qi on the opposite side stared at Hu Hansan beside him for a while, and after a long time, he suddenly smiled at Xia Zhiming and said, "Yes, there is, but it needs to be polished."
Seeing him like this, Xia Zhiming nodded.
Then he put down the tea bowl, picked up Xiao Qingxin beside him and walked out of the tea stall. He kicked the tiger pioneer who was bullying the monkey to wake him up, and the man, the snake and the tiger walked away gradually.
Behind them, Huang Qi patted Hu Hansan on the shoulder and said with a smile: "Silly boy, do you want to be the monarch?"
"what?"
"It's settled. Start reading to me tomorrow!"
"Master!"
……
On the other side, Xiao Qingxin, sitting on the tiger's back, couldn't help but pull Xia Zhiming's tail and said, "Zhiming, were you just teaching them to rebel?"
"I'm not! I didn't! Stop talking nonsense!"
"Where did you learn that?"
"I learned it in my previous life."
Xiao Qingxin puffed up her cheeks: "Humph, you're trying to bluff me again."
Xia Zhiming stretched out his tail and poked her little face, but said nothing more. After all, this was something he learned in his previous life. If she didn't believe him when he told the truth, what else could he do?
half year later--
The Yellow Turban Army rose up in Qingfeng Prefecture. Their army had strict discipline, punished corrupt officials, eliminated bandits and bullies, and did not harm the people.
The wise ruler Hu Chi received help from immortals, and his rule was characterized by good weather and bumper harvests every year. From then on, he trained his troops diligently and stored up grain.
Three years later, the Yellow Turban Army, with its mighty force, set out again, defeating all the powerful warriors along the way, recruiting talented generals, and finally defeating the Cheshi army and establishing a new dynasty.
The car is late.
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Outside Jingyang Village——
Xia Zhiming found a rock to sit on while holding Xiao Qingxin. In front of them, Tiger Vanguard sat on the ground, looking around.
Xia Zhiming smiled and said, "Does it look familiar?"
Tiger Vanguard nodded: "Why did you bring me back here, Great Immortal?"
"Of course, it's like letting the tiger return to the mountains."
"Where are you going, Daxian? Can you take me with you?"
"Go to Heaven."
Tiger Vanguard was stunned for a moment. Looking at Xia Zhiming and Qing Xin in front of him, he knew that he would definitely not be able to go to heaven, so he could only lie on the ground feeling depressed.
He was very clear about how much benefit he had gained in the past four years. Apart from being prone to hunger, the speed of his cultivation after being exposed to the immortal energy was something he had never dared to imagine before.
Seeing him like this, Xia Zhiming took out his green bamboo stick and knocked on the silly tiger's head, then smiled and said: "Don't do evil in this mountain in the future."
"Will you come back, Great Immortal?"
"Maybe in a few hundred years."
"Then even if I do something evil, you won't know, Great Immortal."
"Then I will come to clean up the mess."
"?"
Tiger Vanguard's eyes suddenly lit up, and he quickly looked up at Xia Zhiming, only to see that the green bamboo stick that had hit his head countless times was shining with golden light for the first time!
Bang!Bang!Bang!
Three loud knocks rang out, and Tiger Vanguard felt his vision go dark before he quickly lost consciousness. When he regained consciousness, he found himself in front of a cave...
the other side--
Xia Zhiming looked at the bamboo stick in his hand which still shone with golden light, and glanced at the Tiger Vanguard who was closing his eyes and receiving the Dharma in front of him. After thinking for a moment, he threw it directly at the stupid tiger.
Then, Xia Zhiming no longer paid attention to him. He reached out and pressed Xiao Qingxin's shoulder beside him, then turned back into a snake and hung on it.
Seeing him like this, Xiaoqing pinched the snake's tail with satisfaction, and then casually summoned a white cloud to fly into the sky.
This time back to Heaven, it wasn't because Xia Zhiming and Qing Xin were tired of playing, but Qing Xin needed to find a quiet place to retreat, the reason was naturally because -
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