You, a monster, still want to travel to the West?

Eight years have passed, and she is about to ascend to heaven.

Chapter 80 Why are you singing while talking?

There is nothing much to say about the process of going to heaven. King Zhangzhang is an old acquaintance of Xia Zhiming and Qingxin. After saying hello, they naturally entered the South Gate of Heaven.

——"The Guardian Spiritual Official's Mansion of Lihentian"——

Heavenly Soldier: "Welcome, Master Lingguan!"

Lux: "Lord Lingguan!"

Fairy: "Is there anything I can help you with, Master Lingguan?"

In the fairy palace, Xiao Qingxin ran all the way to the bedroom. After seeing the two fairies following at the door, she raised her head and pouted, "I'm going to retreat, don't disturb me~"

At the door, the two fairies heard her say this and nodded in agreement.

At this moment, Qing Xin seemed to have thought of something. She pulled the white snake off her shoulder and showed it to the fairy in front of her. Then she said coquettishly: "He can't do it either!"

The two fairies were a little embarrassed, because they knew that there were actually two guardian spirit officers in this palace, one was small and very cute, and the other was the white snake that accompanied the little spirit officer.

However, Xia Zhiming slid down the girl's palm and turned back into a human form. He ignored the fairy who hurriedly saluted beside him, and just squatted down and looked at the little girl and said with a smile: "I will definitely not disturb you this time, go."

Xiao Qingxin nodded and then closed the door. Xia Zhiming naturally did not stop her and told the two fairies to guard the door.

Xiao Qingxin's retreat this time will take eight days, and Xia Zhiming couldn't continue to pester her, so he went straight to the main seat in the hall, picked up two lychees, peeled them, tasted them, and was also leisurely.

At this moment, a celestial soldier quickly walked into the hall and said, "Master Lingguan, Bimawen outside the door requests to see you."

"Ok?"

Xia Zhiming was stunned for a moment. How did Sun Wukong come to Lihentian?

But before he could think about it carefully, he heard a commotion at the door, and soon saw Sun Wukong wearing a black hat and a red official robe coming in, followed by two heavenly soldiers who kept apologizing.

"It's okay, you guys go down."

Xia Zhiming naturally couldn't blame them. After letting them go, he called Monkey up and poured him a cup of tea. Then he asked with a bit of amusement, "Monkey, why don't you raise horses at the Imperial Stables anymore?"

"Hey! Stop talking." Sun Wukong waved his hand and jumped directly to the seat next to Xia Zhiming. He picked up the cup and took a sip before saying, "I only realized from what you said the other day that the steward didn't have to work. It was a pity that I had to fiddle around and watch over the place day and night."

"Then how did you know I was here?"

"With nothing to do, I, Old Sun, naturally wandered around. That's when I realized you were also in heaven."

At this point, Sun Wukong pointed a finger at Xia Zhiming and said, "You're such a good white snake! Even after ascending to heaven and becoming an official, you didn't come to see me. I've been turned away by you twice. If Heavenly King Zhangzhang hadn't mentioned you to me today, I would have missed the chance to welcome you."

Seeing him say that, Xia Zhiming laughed and said, "My position is just a sinecure. I just come here to sit down when I have nothing to do."

"You lazy snake, when will you ever have anything to do?"

“It seems that there really isn’t one.”

"That's it." Sun Wukong waved his hand and looked at Xia Zhiming's Lingguan Mansion again. After taking a look, he found that -

The pavilions in the heavenly palace are magnificent, and the carved railings and jade pillars are surrounded by purple smoke.

The heavenly soldiers and strong men are in high spirits, and the fairies in fairy clothes are smiling happily.

After looking around for a while, Sun Wukong suddenly asked in confusion: "White Snake, what rank are you?"

"I'm not sure, it's not written in the immortal scroll."

"You're just saying, 'Is it big or not?'"

"He's not a high-ranking official, but the guardian spiritual official holds a very high status in the Xuanmen."

Sun Wukong's eyes rolled, and then he said with a smile: "The Jade Emperor has not treated you unfairly."

Xia Zhiming glanced at the fairy who was waiting beside him, lowering her head and not daring to speak, then looked at the monkey who seemed to be unconscious. After thinking for a moment, he raised the teacup beside him and said with a smile: "Have some tea."

After hearing this, Sun Wukong thought about it and raised the teacup beside him: "Drink tea!"

As he spoke, Sun Wukong drank the tea in one gulp and wiped the corner of his mouth: "I have something urgent to do, so I'll be leaving now!"

Xia Zhiming nodded, and saw the monkey bowed, then disappeared in the Lingguan Mansion with a somersault, leaving behind a group of fairies, strong men, and heavenly soldiers who were dumbfounded by such speed.

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Day 2

Xia Zhiming calculated the time for today's morning court session, then picked up a fruit bowl on the table and grabbed two handfuls of melon seeds and stuffed them into his sleeves.

Then he stood up and said to the fairies in the hall with a smile: "I'm going out for a walk. Please keep an eye on me and don't let others disturb Qingxin's practice."

In the palace, all the fairies agreed when they heard this.

Seeing them like this, Xia Zhiming thought for a moment and felt that it was not safe. He pulled out a strand of hair and found a fairy to hand it to. Then he smiled and said, "If there is a real emergency, just light this strand of my hair on fire."

As he spoke, Xia Zhiming walked all the way to the South Heaven Gate, holding the fruit plate in one hand and chewing the watermelon in the other. However,

The Heavenly King Zhangzhang drew his sword and blocked the way: "Stop!!!"

Xia Zhiming paused in eating the watermelon, and then suddenly remembered that he had never appeared like this in front of the Heavenly King Zhangzhang.

But that's not a problem.

Xia Zhiming pointed at the magic mirror behind the Heavenly King and said with a smile: "Come to think of it, the Heavenly King has never seen me like this before?"

As he spoke, Xia Zhiming picked up a fairy peach from the fruit plate and handed it to the Heavenly King Zhangzhang.

The Heavenly King was also stunned for a moment, then turned to look at the original form of the white snake that appeared in the magic mirror. Then he put away his sword, took the fairy peach, and said with a smile, "Why are you the only one out today?"

"My kids are in seclusion right now, so I'm going out to see a good show."

"What's the show?"

Xia Zhiming thought for a moment, then said, "The three heads and six arms show their power, and the universe rotates a hundred times to fight magic."

"My friend, why do you sing while reciting poetry?"

"I can't help it. Singing this line has become second nature to me."

"Ha ha ha ha."

While chatting and laughing, the Heavenly King Zhangzhang did not try to stop them. He just took a bite of the fairy peach in his hand and waved his hand. Seeing this, the heavenly soldiers naturally did not dare to stop them anymore.

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At the same time, on the other side, in the Lingxiao Palace.

Heavenly Master Zhang Daoling summoned the Imperial Horse Supervisor and his deputy to the altar, where they bowed and reported, "Your Majesty, the newly appointed Horse Warden, Sun Wukong, disdained his position and left Heaven yesterday."

On the stage, the Great Celestial Venerable shook his head upon hearing this, looked at the immortals below, and asked, "Which divine general is willing to descend to the mortal world and capture this monster?"

In the palace, little Nezha's eyes lit up and he walked out from the class: "Your Majesty, I request your permission!"

On the side, Li Tianwang, the Pagoda-Bearing King, saw this situation and walked out of the class to ask for permission.

Upon seeing this, the Jade Emperor appointed Tota-Bearing Heavenly King Li as the Great Marshal of Subduing Demons and Nezha as the Great God of the Three Altars and Sea Assembly, and immediately led his troops to the lower world!

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Chapter 81: Real Fun

Since we are going to watch a play, of course we have to find a good place. There is an unknown scenic spot in Huaguo Mountain, which is the stone platform on the top of the mountain that is split into two halves.

On the stone platform, Xia Zhiming looked at the cloudless sky, put the fruit plate aside, and sat down happily to crack melon seeds.

The moment Sun Wukong asked him yesterday whether he was a high-ranking official, he already knew that the matter of Bi Ma Wen could not be concealed. Fortunately, the monkey was thinking about him and understood his meaning of serving tea and seeing him off, so he did not make a fuss.

After sitting for a while, just when Xia Zhiming was wondering if he had come too early, countless white clouds suddenly floated over the horizon.

The overlapping clouds soon covered the entire Flower-Fruit Mountain, blocking out the sunlight. Dark clouds pressed down on the city, accompanied by lightning and thunder, creating a scene of the might of heaven being like a prison!

Soon, a giant spirit descended from the sky, wielding a Xuanhua axe. He found the monsters practicing military tactics in an open area and shouted, "I am the giant spirit. I am ordered by the Jade Emperor to subdue Bi Ma Wen. Let him out quickly!"

It’s just a pity that the giant spirit did not recognize Sun Wukong. He didn’t know that the monkey was sitting in the open space in the mountain, with the four words "Great Sage Equaling Heaven" stuck behind him, looking at him with an angry face.

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On the top of the mountain, Xia Zhiming was cracking melon seeds and watching this scene in silence.

But at this moment, a figure descended from the air and landed directly beside him.

Little Nezha was seen riding on a wind-fire wheel, wrapped in red silk, holding a demon-slaying sword and pointing it at Xia Zhiming. He shouted softly, "You over there, you're using this deception to watch the show from here, are you trying to deceive me that there's no one in our army?"

Xia Zhiming paused in cracking melon seeds, looked at Nezha in front of him with a divine light in his eyes, thought for a moment, took out a custard apple from the fruit plate in front of him, and handed it to him with a smile.

"Third Prince, do you want to eat?"

"Ah, thank you."

The little Nezha across from him was stunned for a moment, then he sat down on a rock, nibbled a piece of fruit, and said, "The Jade Emperor has ordered his capture. Officer Xia Ling, you must not have known about this since you weren't attending court. Don't help this monkey this time."

"I'm not stupid."

"Then why did you come down here?"

Xia Zhiming thought about it, then turned to look at Nezha beside him and said with a smile: "See you get beaten?"

"?"

Nezha tilted his head, looking at Xia Zhiming beside him, whose expression didn't seem fake. After rolling his eyes, he asked doubtfully: "Is that monkey so powerful?"

"He can see through my deception at a glance."

"With this ability, he still raises horses!!!"

Xia Zhiming smiled without saying anything. After thinking for a while, he took out his wine gourd, took out two wine glasses from his sleeve and poured them in. After picking up one of the glasses, he looked towards the mountain.

Nezha on the opposite side was not polite either. He picked up the wine and looked down the mountain, but found that the giant spirit had already started fighting with Sun Wukong. He saw -

The heavenly generals have limited magical powers, but the Monkey King has infinite transformations.

Although the flower axe has hidden magic, the golden stick has its limits.

Summary: One set of seconds.

Seeing this scene, Nezha put the empty cup aside, then shook his head and sighed.

"It seems the Jade Emperor is in trouble again."

"Cough cough!"

"Don't worry, the Jade Emperor used to be scolded every day, but now he doesn't watch or listen anymore."

"Is there such a story? What is it about?"

"God is evil, God is blind, God is damned, that's about it..."

"Hahaha!"

Smiling, Xia Zhiming poured another glass of wine for Nezha, who drank it all in one gulp. Then he raised the demon-slaying sword beside him and said to Xia Zhiming with a smile: "I'll go meet him!"

Seeing him like this, Xia Zhiming naturally raised his glass to cheer him on and said with a smile: "Goodbye."

As soon as he finished speaking, the wind-fire wheel under the feet of Nezha in front of him was already ignited with flames. His figure turned into a red ribbon from the top of the mountain and walked down into the mountain. He stood in mid-air with his sword drawn, pointing at Sun Wukong below and shouted: "I am Nezha the Third Prince. Monkey over there, come and fight me!"

Sun Wukong glanced at the direction Nezha was flying from, then shouted at him, "I won't fight you either. Look at the banner behind me. If you can offer me this title, I will follow you. If not, I will definitely attack you in the Sky Palace!"

Nezha danced with a sword flower, then transformed into a three-headed, six-armed monster, holding six kinds of magic weapons and attacking directly. Naturally, the monkey raised his golden cudgel and transformed into a three-headed, six-armed monster to meet him!

In this battle, one person transformed into countless bodies, and the other transformed into countless soldiers. They fought so hard that the sky and earth lost their color, the sun and moon lost their luster, and all the monsters in the mountains were frightened into closing their doors and windows.

On the top of the mountain, Xia Zhiming watched with great interest as the two men fought for dozens of rounds, until a world-famous thief took advantage of the chaos to hide himself and sent Nezha away with a stick.

Xia Zhiming also knew that the show was over. After thinking for a while, he picked up the fruit plate in front of him and was about to get up and leave, but he heard a gust of wind in his ears.

clang! ! !

The sound of metal clashing was heard!

Xia Zhiming put away the ruler and started to curse: "Monkey, if you hit me a little harder, I'll really get hit!"

"Hey! I didn't really hit you."

Behind him, Sun Wukong leaped onto the stone platform and stuffed his golden cudgel into his ears. Then he picked up a peach, took a bite, and said with a smile:

"White Snake, it would be fine if I, Old Sun, didn't ask for your help, but you actually helped outsiders!"