Her face was cold and she warned him ruthlessly, "If you do this behind my back from now on, I'll be furious! Extremely furious! That's an insult to your girlfriend. Even if I have to dig through the trash can, I'll eat what you made!"
"No, no, no, I don't glue myself."
"Are there girls helping you???"
Tornado was so shocked that her voice was completely off-key, "What is your relationship?"
Mu Huai confessed everything honestly. There was no need for him to hide this: "She is the head maid of the Scarlet Devil Mansion, Sakuya Izayoi. We are... if I must say, I am the VIP guest, and she is my hostess."
"Maid...are you interested in this as well?"
"You can't say there isn't any."
Tornado raised her snow-white, delicate neck, like a proud swan: "I will wear it next time, and then I will see your sincerity."
"As ordered!"
……
Although Mu Huai said that he would stay away from Eientei and not be Arnold in Gensokyo, the room of the otaku Kaguya was so nice. It had computers, PS5, NS, comics, and novels. It was the perfect dream nest for any otaku.
It was the last day of spring, and the spring crops and wild collections for sacrifice to the great fairy were ready. There was nothing else to do, so he immediately decided to take a day off and go to Kaguya's room to play games.
It's nice to be affectionate with his girlfriends at home, but sometimes he also needs to be alone to engage in the most wild killing in the game, and quarrel with Kaguya at the same time.
NEET Ji is fragrant and soft, and her gaming skills are not bad and won’t make people’s blood pressure soar. No one can refuse such a pleasing gaming companion.
"Homegirl, I'm here to play with you!"
"Who is the otaku? You are the otaku. Your whole family is otaku!"
Kaguya glared at Mu Huai who walked in without knocking, and slowly took out a tissue to wipe her wet fingertips. Judging from her slightly red cheeks, it was obvious that she had just cast a spell automatically.
Mu Huai didn't even look at her and rushed straight to her computer with the highest configuration. Because it was given the concept of eternity, the Internet speed was always at its peak. The download speed of 100M/S was enough to make people drool.
After turning on the computer, he skillfully switched to his account and entered his password. When he saw his desktop background clearly, his face darkened. He turned around and pointed at the screen and asked, "Dude, what's going on?"
Mu Huai's desktop wallpaper was changed from a picture of his 2D wife to a picture of Kaguya herself standing at the entrance wearing a Kaguya Kotobukiya COS costume.
"Do you not like it?"
She winked teasingly.
"I do like you...but...how did you know my password?"
"Tsk, what habit of yours don't I know? You use the same username and password for all your games, and you even like to add a capital H after your birthday to your password."
Mu Huai silently took out the cell phone that had been in his pocket but was of no use in Gensokyo, and handed it to Kaguya respectfully.
"What are you doing?"
"Please send me the photo, I want it as my screen saver."
Kaguya quickly turned her back, clenched her fists, and whispered "YES!" Then, pretending nothing had happened, she turned back and took the phone: "It's not impossible, but won't your girlfriends be jealous?"
"No, my screen saver is in slideshow mode, and it switches randomly every thirty seconds."
He puffed out his chest proudly, a gleam in his eyes: "I will never be partial to any of them in my love!"
"Suddenly I don't want to give you the photo..."
"Come on, your cosplay photo is so beautiful, it would be a waste if I don't show it to my brother!"
After much persistence, Mu Huai finally got the photo of Kaguya COSing as Kyon. He held up the phone as if it were a treasure, and made "thump thump thump" sounds with his mouth to accompaniment himself.
"You got a cosplay photo of NEET-ji, picture book +1, your mood has greatly improved!"
Although Kaguya didn't say anything, she was very happy in her heart. She gave him a charming look and said, "Don't use my photo to do bad things!"
"Am I that kind of person? Come on, let's clear the breakup kitchen first!"
"it is good."
After the two played for a while, there was a fierce crackling sound in the room. If someone came in, they would see the two who looked like good brothers just now wrestling with each other, blaming each other with red faces.
"Didn't you have a problem with that one?"
"What's wrong with me? Isn't it that you paired the dishes wrong?"
95
Chapter 95 Kaguya’s 3A seat.
"Ahhh, I'm so pissed off, this rubbish game!"
Kaguya casually threw the controller onto the table, and lay on the lazy sofa, gritting her teeth and waving her hands and stamping her feet. Such a static beauty was turned into a black-haired lunatic by her actions.
Mu Huai's eyes revealed a gentle look of "caring for a fool": "I told you not to play Monkey King: Hero is Back, it's a masterpiece that even dog-headed people can't resist talking about."
"Then why didn't you stop me?"
"I told you, but you didn't believe me."
"I……"
Before Kaguya could finish her words, Mu Huai stretched out his index finger and pressed it on her soft lips. The tip of his finger felt slightly sticky because she had just drunk Coke.
He smiled coldly: "Are you going to say 'I don't care, I am Akaashi and you are wrong'? Unfortunately, this kind of reasoning does not work on me. You don't listen to your brother's advice, and you deserve it, Akaashi."
Kaguya's heart, which had been pounding like a deer because of his affectionate gesture, instantly calmed down, just like the deer that had just run onto the road and before it could start running, was hit by a truck, flew into the air, did three and a half turns, and fell to the ground, motionless.
If my heart is sealed with cement, it’s all because of this damn wooden man!
Seeing Kaguya's ruby-like beautiful eyes gradually losing their luster and turning into dead fish eyes, Mu Huai thought she knew she was wrong, and contentedly removed his fingers from her lips and put them to the tip of his nose to sniff.
"I'm surprised you even use grapefruit-flavored lipstick."
"Idiot! How dare you put the finger that was touching my mouth up to your nose and smell it!"
Mu Huai looked puzzled. "Didn't you say that beautiful girls are all fragrant and soft? Why can't I smell what that scent is?"
Continuing to chat with this person whose emotional intelligence fluctuated would only make her angry to death. Kaguya gathered her emotions and stood up. Her silky white feet stepped on the soft tatami and trotted to the refrigerator. She took out a bottle of iced Coke and turned around to ask, "Wood, what do you want to drink?"
“Pretty girly instant noodles!”
"roll!"
"Silk stocking milk tea!"
Kaguya looked down at the stockings on her feet and hesitated for a moment, then she really squatted down and took off one sock to reveal her white and tender feet like bamboo shoots, then walked towards the kettle with it.
Mu Huai leaped onto the spot, hugged her legs, and apologized loudly to her: "I'm sorry, I was just joking! I can't drink the flavored tea that the elites at the porridge bar like that, so please let me go!"
"Hmph, I can't cure you~"
Kaguya raised the corner of her mouth proudly, bent down and stuffed the stockings into his hand, "Then help me put on my socks."
"Oh."
He stood up swiftly, and folded his thumb down from the sock opening until the entire over-the-knee sock formed a small circle. He then gently patted the back of Kaguya's flawless, smooth foot and said, "Stretch your foot out."
Mu Huai put the stockings on her feet, then pinched the sock opening and lifted it up, helping her put on the stockings easily, his face as calm as if he was putting them on himself.
Kaguya felt a little regretful, but she also understood that this was just his personality: he was always super serious in unexpected situations.
"Mu Tou, what do you think about me making a AAA game myself?"
"Do you really understand what a 3A game is?"
"Of course. I use AI for graphics, AI for voice acting, and AI for programming. Isn't this a AAA game?"
For a moment, Mu Huai thought that what she said made sense, but then he thought that if he nodded in agreement with her completely unfounded idea, she might make a mess and have to drag him to force Chi Shi.
He immediately shook his head in denial: "It's like a mountain between two different professions. You'd better just be a game maker. If you go make games, who will play with me?"
"Hmm...you have a point."
Kaguya had originally just come up with the idea of making games, and she wasn't happy about reducing the time she spent playing games with Mu Huai. Even though she could use her ability to speed up time and finish the game in an instant, she would be completely alone during this accelerated period.
Kaguya, who is used to Mu Huai being by her side, finds it difficult to return to the state where she could stay alone for a long time without feeling bored. She prefers to live a noisy life with him like a pair of bickering lovers.
"Then let's not do it, let's continue playing games!"
"Speaking of games... Zimei, come over here, I have something I need to discuss with you!"
As soon as he finished speaking, he immediately threw the blonde lady who was only wearing a short-sleeved shirt with the words "You lose at work" printed on it into Mu Huai's arms. Yakumo Yukari's soft body and the pressure of thunder made him feel a little flustered.
Zi Ma is offering benefits on her own initiative. If there is no conspiracy, I will just hold Kaguya's white silk jade feet and lick them!
His vigilant gaze made Yakumo Yukari curl her lips in boredom, and then she slowly moved her body out of his arms.
She lay sideways on the lazy sofa, yawned with her slender hand in front of her mouth: "Tell me, what do you want to discuss with me?"
"You know how convenient modern life is in the outside world. I plan to build a signal base station and tower in Pelican Town. I also hope to build these technological creations that can improve the quality of life in Gensokyo. But before I implement them, I want to ask for your opinion."
"The monsters may not all accept the technological creations you bring. I suggest you talk to the Kappas before implementing them. They have a lot of strange technologies in their hands and know how to do it properly."
"So you agree?"
"Well, but those things can't turn Gensokyo into a steel forest like the outside world. We must maintain the mysterious foundation of the monsters. As for the rest, as long as the monsters accept it, I have no objection."
"I understand. I'll find time to go to Hecheng Hedori and talk to him some other day."
"It's okay, I'll go back to sleep."
"It's better to leave without seeing him off."
Yakumo Yukari's hot body disappeared from sight, Mu Huai's shoulders were pushed twice, and he just turned around when the sketch of the signal base station made of bamboo slapped him in the face.
"Mu Tou, what do you think of the signal base station being built like this?"
"You can't have a special liking for bamboo just because you're Princess Kaguya. Besides, what if a purely wooden structure catches fire in the summer?"
"Are you stupid?"
Kaguya stared at him like he was an idiot. "Why don't you just build the base station and let me go over there and apply the Eternal BUFF?"
"Holy crap, what a genius...why didn't I think of doing this!"
Mu Huai sighed, then held Kaguya's soft little hand tightly: "Whether we can play games online from now on depends entirely on you, Kaguya-sama!"
"Hehe, you can praise me more."
"No, this kind of thing costs extra money."
Kaguya was so angry that her fists clenched hard and she swung them towards Mu Huai's eyes without saying a word.
"Ouch! You're still trying to sneak attack me. Take my grab... uh, monkey stealing... Tsk, a true knight fights regardless of gender. Look at me throwing a CA Theater Storm Bomb!!!"
96
Chapter 96: Xia Tian and Reimu’s first pot of gold.
Mu Huai went to Morichika Rinnosuke's magic pig cart twice, but he didn't see any good things from the taciturn prop store owner. He didn't even see the shadow of the rare seeds and ancient seeds that he cared about most.
Rare seeds can grow Gem Sweet Plums, which are sold at extremely high prices. Ordinary quality is sold for 3000 gold coins, Silver Star for 3750 gold coins, and Gold Star for up to 4500 gold coins. In addition, it can also be used to exchange for a Star Fruit from the statue in the Mysterious Garden.
The Star Fruit can increase the upper limit of physical strength in the Stardew Valley game. It is a very precious item, and there are only five in total.
Unfortunately, Mu Huai was unable to upgrade his axe and pickaxe because he did not have a blacksmith NPC, resulting in the road to the mysterious garden being blocked by giant trees and boulders that could not be mined.
Mu Huai was unlucky and couldn't get what he wanted from the magic pig cart, but he had no reason to complain. After spending the last day of spring, Pelican Town welcomed the scorching summer.
In addition to being surprised that a season lasts 28 days, the girls also changed into cool summer clothes. Their white arms and thighs made Mu Huai's eyes feast on ice cream.
After determining the pattern of seasonal changes, Mu Huai first spent 2000 gold coins to increase the capacity of his backpack to 24 slots, and then purchased a large quantity of summer crop seeds.
There are also many things that can be planted in summer. Since Mu Huai has accumulated a lot of money through fishing in the early stage, he now needs to improve the farming level through continuous harvesting so that he can reach level 8 as soon as possible and unlock the wine barrel.
Therefore, he prefers to plant crops that can be harvested repeatedly and across seasons. Among the summer crops that can be harvested repeatedly, there are blueberries, hops and corn. Among these three, only corn can be planted in the fall.
So Mu Huai bought 100 corn seeds, 50 each of hops and blueberries, and only 20 of the other seeds.
After expanding the farmland again, Mu Huai planted the seeds and watered them at an accelerated rate. Although the number of seeds sounds scary, in fact, this amount of crops does not even occupy half an acre of land.
He estimated that if he continued at this efficiency, the farming level could be raised to level 7 or 8 by mid-autumn.
……
The "Didi Revenge" business that Reimu and Reimu Marufumi secretly launched against monsters finally welcomed its first customer: Ibuki Suika, one of the Four Heavenly Kings of Demons.
She walked into the Hakurei Shrine with a staggering step, casually took out a 100,000 yen bill from her pocket, and turned Reimu, who was holding a broom to drive away the drunkard, into a hospitable shrine maiden with a smiling face.
"Isn't this Suika? Did you come to the shrine to ask me, the shrine maiden, to ward off evil and bless you?"
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