"Hiccup~"

Ibuki Suika half-closed her eyes and stuffed the money into the money box handed to her, mumbling incoherently: "I... I heard that if I give you money, you can... go to find my fiancé... Ma, trouble?"

"Exactly! Do you need me to tell you where he lives?"

Reimu's mouth was almost crooked with smile. She earned 100,000 yen so easily. She wished more monsters would come in the next few days.

"No, no, I'll find it myself."

Seeing Ibuki Suika drunkenly turning around and preparing to leave, Reimu remembered that there were a few more ordinary girls in Pelican Town and quickly reminded her: "Don't pick the wrong person. If you hurt the girls who live in that town, don't blame me for treating you as a mutation and expelling you later!"

"Got it~"

Ibuki Suika is not a monster with a bad personality. If she wants to find Mu Huai, she will definitely not involve other unrelated people, not to mention that she is not going to fight him, she is just very interested in Reimu's fiancé.

She accepted the gift at the party but didn't drink with him, and she always felt a little guilty.

Mu Huai was busy working around the farmland at this time. He made a lot of wooden fences to enclose the farmland and divide it into two areas: one for one-time harvest of crops and the other for continuous harvest of crops.

In addition to making it easier to harvest vegetables, such farmland is also more beautiful and tidy.

The last piece of wooden fence was nailed firmly into the soil. Mu Huai raised his hand to wipe the sweat from his forehead. The high temperature in summer made people sweat profusely while working, but fortunately his work was done.

Xin Tiaoqian and her friends went to the beach in their newly bought swimsuits. If Mu Huai didn't need to take care of the farmland, how could he miss this important activity of playing with his girlfriends at the beach?

"I worked so hard, I have to reward myself with a party on the beach with them tonight!"

"What does it mean to have a party?"

Ibuki Suika was leaning drunkenly against the wooden fence, holding a wine gourd and smiling at Mu Huai. "Hello, little brother, my name is... Ibuki... Suika, it's so hot, don't you want to have a drink?"

"Quack! You drunkard watermelon, don't come over here and bite your teeth!!!"

Mu Huai screamed as he watched his body move towards Ibuki Suika. When he reached in front of her, he reached into his four-dimensional backpack and took out the 2L large-capacity water bottle he usually used to drink water.

"Oh, this pot is quite big, little brother. I didn't realize you like drinking so much. Come on, let me fill it up for you!"

"Don't fill it up completely, do you want me to drink two liters of wine in one go!?"

His face was grim as he tried his best to resist with his right hand that was holding up the kettle, but in the end he was no match for Ibuki Suika's power to persuade him to drink. He opened his mouth tremblingly and poured the spicy wine into his stomach continuously.

"Gudu~Gudu~"

"What a heroic way to drink! I can't lose to you, little brother!"

Ibuki Suika laughed heartily and patted Mu Huai's lower back twice. She was tempted by the desire to drink and started drinking from the wine gourd.

Mu Huai didn't like drinking, so he couldn't tell what kind of wine he was forced to drink. He only knew that after drinking two liters of wine, the whole world started to spin, and his limbs and mouth seemed to have their own thoughts, and they started to act recklessly and completely out of control.

He waved his hand, put the canteen into his four-dimensional backpack, and then stood on one leg, his eyes wide open as he shouted, "Hey! You little watermelon, you actually gave me this ordinary, tasteless wine. That's too much!"

Ibuki Suika didn't get annoyed. Blinking her drunken red eyes, she immediately used her ability to manipulate density to transform herself into a two-meter-tall giant loli. She smiled and asked Mu Huai, "Am I still young now?"

"This……"

He looked up at the large Suika Ibuki, his alcohol-anesthetized brain completely unable to think straight, and could only nod and admit dully: "It's too big, can you use this ability on my Niu Niu?"

"Niuniu? You don't have any cattle at home."

Mu Huai waved his hand and said, "Anyone who cares about details is an idiot! Let's get back to the point. Xigua, do you want to drink some good wine?"

Is this what we were discussing?

Ibuki Suika was a little confused, but she felt that things were starting to develop in an interesting direction, so she didn't refute it. After changing her body back to its original form, she sat down cross-legged and chatted with Mu Huai in the farmland.

The next day, when Rika Takarada came to water the crops, she was surprised to find that the two men were sleeping soundly in the field, arm in arm, leaning against a wooden fence.

97

Chapter 97: A detailed account of the beautiful girl’s embarrassing moments.

"Ugh... I feel dizzy..."

"You were drinking with that monster all night, so you're definitely going to have a hangover."

Baoduo Liuhua was busy in the kitchen making a bowl of hangover soup and brought it to the sofa. She helped Mu Huai sit up and fed him: "How are you? Are you feeling better?"

"Yeah...I feel better now. Thank you, Rikka."

"Don't kiss me, you stink of alcohol!"

"I'll kiss you after I finish brushing my teeth."

It was not until the afternoon that Mu Huai recovered from his hangover. He glanced at Xiao Ren who was hiding in his shadow. Because they were of the same mind and body, she was now lying on the soft sofa in the shadow space with a pale face, and it was obvious that she had not gotten rid of her hangover.

She was holding a Q-version Muhuai doll in her hand, and weakly hit it with her little fist to vent her emotions: "I told you to drink, I told you to drink..."

Drinking with Ibuki Suika is not entirely a bad thing. At least he can borrow her abilities through the Gensokyo Divine Soujutsu.

Mu Huai had just put the watering can back into the storage box when a gap suddenly opened up behind him. Yakumo Yukari's arm stretched out from inside, grabbed the back of his collar and pulled him in.

He staggered back two steps to steady himself, and when he turned around he was already in Kaguya's room.

Kaguya patted the cushion beside her: "You've come just in time. Come and sit down. The world we're going to next has been decided."

"Which world?"

"There are two in total. One is related to the dungeon, which is the mine you need, and the other is related to the Adventurer's Guild."

"Why are you still keeping me in suspense? Wouldn't it be better to just tell me the name?"

She tapped her head, winked and stuck out her tongue, acting cute: "Hey☆~ Because it's more fun this way!"

"Since you are so cute, I will forgive you."

Just as Mu Huai finished speaking, the corner of his clothes was tugged twice. Yakumo Yukari, the shameless youkai idler, actually returned to her loli form and imitated Kaguya's cuteness. He was so scared that he blurted out: "Why are you, old woman, pretending to be a virgin?"

"Boom!"

Mu Huai fell onto the tatami with his eyes rolled back. A fist-sized red bump appeared on his head. Yakumo Yukari blew away the smoke rising from his right fist and glared at Kaguya with a timid look: "What are you laughing at? You're not young either!"

"Mu Tou and I are close friends online. You're just a girl who's always seventeen. Of course he wouldn't insult me ​​like that."

"A close friend?"

Yakumo Yukari sneered at these four words. She knew very well what Mu Huai didn't know.

"Don't think I don't know that you went back in time, pretending to be his neighbor's older sister, the daughter of the downstairs shop owner, and the other three hundred or so QQ group members, and subtly trained him to be a child husband that suits your XP!"

Kaguya's pupils suddenly contracted, and her laughter got stuck in her throat and turned into a short cough. She pointed at Yakumo Yukari in disbelief: "You...how do you know so much?"

"Who's a decent person who keeps a diary?"

"You peeping tom..."

Kaguya's teeth were grinding as she asked why the timing was so good when Yakumo Yukari found her to carry out the kidnapping plan. It turned out that she had been monitoring her every move.

"Yakumo Yukari, it's fine that you took the initiative to act as a matchmaker for Reimu, but you shamelessly created all kinds of incidents to try to bring them together. And now, all of a sudden, you've started giving Mutou benefits these days. Aren't you realizing that Reimu is hopeless and preparing to end it yourself?"

"You're right, I do have that idea."

"what!?"

Yakumo Yukari is worthy of being a monster who has lived for who knows how long. Compared to Kaguya who gets emotional when her secret is exposed, she admits it without batting an eyelid after her thoughts are exposed.

"Yaichi Eirin said I don't understand human nature, but I don't really need to understand it. As long as I can turn Mu Huai, this unstable factor, into a stabilizing factor that benefits Gensokyo, it doesn't matter if the method is simple and crude."

"What a terrifying desire for control."

"You've only been in Gensokyo for a short time, so naturally you don't know how much it means to me..."

The original Gensokyo was not as peaceful as it is now. Monsters eating people and slaughtering each other's villages were common. The peace we have today is earned by the lives and efforts of generations of Hakurei shrine maidens.

Yakumo Yukari recalled a cheerful shrine maiden who appeared in a mask, and her words: "The human heart is more terrifying than ghosts and gods." A myriad of thoughts flooded her mind, and finally turned into a deep sigh: "I won't expose your online game with Mu Huai, but in return, you should not interfere with my plan."

"make a deal."

"Then leave him here with you. When you're ready to leave, have him call me."

After watching Yakumo Yukari leave, Kaguya squatted beside the unconscious Mu Huai and stretched out her jade fingers to poke his face repeatedly: "Mu Huai, how long do you think this game between us will last?"

She knew very well that as long as she expressed her feelings to Mu Huai, their relationship would transform from netizens and good friends to lovers, but she didn't want to do that for the time being.

Kaguya wanted Mu Huai to realize her love for him himself, even if it took hundreds or thousands of years. A candy that was made for her with great care was naturally worth taking the time to savor.

Time will not erase the feelings in her heart, but will only become more mellow and rich as time goes by, just like aged wine. When Mu Huai personally discovers this bottle of "wine" and opens it, what kind of expression will he show and what actions will he take?

Kaguya didn't speculate too much, just like a fruit farmer waiting for the fruit to ripen, waiting for that day with anticipation.

……

After waking up, Mu Huai immediately checked whether he was missing anything, and then asked Xiao Ren in his heart.

[Yakumo Yukari and Kaguya didn't do anything to me while I was unconscious, right? ]

My Lord, when I was in the shadow, I was one with you. When you were unconscious, I was unconscious too. How could I possibly know what they did to you?

【All right. 】

Huiye smiled and held her face, staring at Mu Huai intently, which made him feel a little uncomfortable: "Homegirl, look at your Mua, are you up to something again?"

"I saved you from Yakumo Yukari, and you treat your savior like this?"

"I don't believe it, show me the evidence!"

"Tsk, you didn't fall for it. When did you become so hard to fool?"

Upon hearing this, Mu Huai immediately folded his arms in a haughty manner, raised his nose and said, "When a man has been away for three days, he should be treated with new eyes. Now I am not just a GALGAME expert with only theory, but a harem king with four... five wives. How could I possibly be fooled by you!"

"What's the connection between the two?"

"Don't you know that the more beautiful a woman is, the more likely she is to lie?"

"Oh? You mean I'm beautiful?"

"Aside from her slovenly appearance, dark circles under her eyes darker than a panda's, and her habit of picking her feet, she is indeed very beautiful."

Kaguya's forehead veins bulged, and murderous intent grew in her heart: "You actually listed all the embarrassing things about beautiful girls? I'm going to kill you!"

"Come on, come on, I've never been afraid of a fight!"

The two men wrestled with each other again, their figures rolling back and forth on the tatami.

1

Chapter 1: Hospitality Orario.

Mu Huai said hello to his girlfriends, then packed his luggage and prepared to travel through the world. Unlocking the mine was obviously his top priority at the moment, so he chose to go to the world related to the dungeon first.

Passing through the bizarre gaps in the passage, before he could confirm his location, a dazzling white light suddenly appeared in front of his eyes, and he had to put his hands in front of his eyes to block the strong light.

Then, noisy discussions reached his ears. Mu Huai moved his arm and was surprised to find himself in the center of a circular stone building, surrounded by many people who made him feel the breath of death.

The white-haired old man in black started to speak, and the chaotic voice stopped abruptly: "Visitor from another world, what do you want to do in the divine realm?"

"God Realm??"

Mu Huai was in a state of confusion. He really wanted to run back to Gensokyo and grab Zi Ma by the collar to ask her where she had sent him. Just as he was racking his brains to think of how to explain that he had come to the wrong place, he caught a glimpse of a very familiar figure out of the corner of his eye.

A petite figure, but those huge breasts that can't be ignored, and a blue ribbon... could it be Hestia!?

This is the world of "Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon?"

After recognizing the once-popular "Lolita God," Mu Huai's thoughts suddenly became clear. Under the curious gazes of the gods, he replied, "I'm here for the goddess Hestia!"

"Hestia?"

"Is this kid planning to confess his love to Hestia like Poseidon and Apollo did?"

"Wow, a mortal man actually wooing a god and even venturing directly into the divine realm is truly bold!"

The gods were talking about it, and they expressed their various opinions about Mu Huai to their friends. They used undisguised words of ridicule, amusement, disdain, and hostility, which instantly turned the Council Hall of the Gods into a vegetable market.

This was also the first time Hestia encountered such a situation. Although she did not have a bad impression of Mu Huai, she still fled from the council hall with a red face under the teasing gazes of other gods.

Uranus had to speak up to maintain order: "Silence! Visitor from another world, your idea is far too naive. Since you have no intention of destroying the world, go to the underworld and establish great achievements there to prove your ability to us."

After saying this, He waved His hand to send Mu Huai away, and His own figure turned into a point of light and dissipated.

……

In the dim room with only a strange throne, Mu Huai looked at Uranus on the throne and raised his eyebrows: "Looking at you, you don't look like you are sitting in this position to suppress something, right?"

"You can actually understand the purpose of this throne?"

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