Volume 2, "Seeking a Shameless Guild in the Dungeon is Surely the Right Thing": Chapter 88 Paparazzi Article: No way! Are you guys sick?!
After the Spider incident ended, Mu Huai spent the rest of his time peacefully. Then, after handing over his guild work to Enome, he returned to Gensokyo with her, Ashne, and the mischievous girls, having signed a contract.
To be honest, he hadn't expected that Yixin and the others would come to sign a contract with him. Apart from Duduzi, he planned to slowly cultivate a relationship with the other three before bringing them back.
I don't know what triggered it, but late at night they suddenly formed a group, carrying the bound and gagged Duduzi to his house, shouting that they couldn't show favoritism.
In the end, amidst laughter and cheers, Yixin launched an attack directly, and Hanabatake followed closely behind, using his height advantage to sandwich Yixin between them and complete the combined attack.
Poor Medina not only didn't faint from embarrassment this time, but was also stimulated to recall the dozens of times she had been intimate with Mu Huai before.
While crying and saying that she would never be able to get married, she used a silver needle to prick his thumb and pressed it against the wing-shaped sacred mark on her lower back, thus completing some unknown contract.
According to Duduzi's explanation, Mu Huai later learned that it was a wedding ceremony used only by the Phinezask Cult, as this was the only way for believers to continue using white magic through holy runes after marriage.
At this point, she ground her teeth in anger.
According to the teachings of the Finizask Church, after completing the ceremony, Medina and Mu Huai were already legally married, and Medina's status was far superior to that of her girlfriend, Du Du Zi.
Who says dark mages are cunning? I think white mages are just as cunning. Medina clearly only has a superficial understanding of this kind of thing, yet she still managed to use tactics like stealing bases!
......
[A suitable character for managing the Adventurers' Guild has been detected. Should this character be appointed as the Adventurers' Guild manager?]
【Yes! 】
[Enomie and Ashne have become managers of the Adventurers' Guild; monster kill rewards unlocked]
[Itam Sho (Yixin), Duduzi Dana, Hanabatake Noskin, and Medina Ange have moved in as town residents.]
In front of the farmer's cabin in Pelican Town.
Mu Huai appeared around the farmland fence with six beautiful girls, just in time to bump into Takarada Rikka who had just stepped out of the door.
"Amazing!" She looked at her boyfriend who had returned from time travel and clapped her hands in admiration. "Last time I said you might bring back five sisters, and you said it was impossible... Well, it's not five anymore, it's six, right?"
"I can't help it, I'm just too charming." Mu Huai shamelessly ignored the girls' disdainful looks and then introduced them to each other one by one.
"Alright, alright, you should go check on Tornado. You haven't left the house in almost a week. I'll go get Qian to be their tour guide."
"I see."
Rikka Takarada, seething with jealousy, chased Mu Huai away, then pulled out her phone to call for backup. A short while later, the energetic Akane Shinjo ran over: "Hello everyone, I'm the god who's always been smiling and lurking around us, Akane Shinjo~"
The women were stunned for a second, then Medina suddenly said to Poisonous Child, "I feel like you and her would get along very well."
"I just like playing games, it's not like I have chuunibyou (middle school syndrome)."
"You've misunderstood. Akane really is a god, but she's probably not as powerful as the gods in your other world."
Medina was stunned: "Really?"
"Oh, don't worry about the details, let's tour Pelican Town together!"
Akane Shinjo pulled a flag that read "Pelican Town Sightseeing Tour" from the storage box. She took two steps outside, then turned back and waved to Izumi and the others, who were standing there dumbfounded, trying to figure out how such a small storage box could hold a flag that was a meter long: "Hurry up and follow us, what's so interesting about an ordinary box?"
Duduzi turned to Medina with disbelief and asked, "Can this be considered an ordinary box? I feel like it uses lost spatial magic?"
"This is a different world for us, so isn't it normal that there are some things here that we don't often see in our world?"
"Alright, let's talk about the suitcase later. Let's first follow Ms. Shinjo to see the town where we'll be staying." Enome, the most wifely of the group, spoke up, and the other girls had no objections. They followed Shinjo Akane to tour Pelican Town.
......
"Boom boom boom!"
"Tornado, are you there? Hello? Is anyone on this channel?"
No matter how much Mu Huai knocked on the door, there was no response from Tornado's home. Frustrated, he took a deep breath and shouted at the top of his lungs, "Washboard Tornado, I'm coming back!"
The second-floor window opened instantly, and Mu Huai was pulled into the room by an invisible force. Then the window and doors slammed shut as if nothing had happened.
In the dimly lit room, Tornado and Mu Huai stared at each other.
She used her telekinesis to turn on the incandescent light in the bedroom, her expression subtle as she circled him twice. The murderous intent in her heart gradually turned into pleasure, and finally she couldn't help but laugh: "You have the nerve to laugh at me? How did you turn into such a little kid?"
"You do not know?"
"What do I know?"
Mu Huai recounted the entire cooking competition, making Long Juan laugh so hard she was practically floating in the air, clutching her stomach and gasping for breath.
Wiping away the tears welling up in her eyes, she rolled her eyes, reached out her index finger to hook his chin, and said in a pretentious manner, "Little brother~ how did you get lost and end up at my house? Do you want me to take you to see something nice?"
"Oh, big sister, what's that pretty thing?"
Seeing Mu Huai's cooperation, Long Juan's smile became even more captivating and alluring. She whispered in his earlobe, "It's something you boys love most, don't you want to see?"
"Glug!" A loud spitting sound echoed in the quiet room.
"I want to!"
"So obedient."
Tornado's laughter was like silver bells. With a wave of her hand, she took off her black bodysuit, revealing a red, purple, and silver leather jacket underneath.
"Holy crap, it's Ultraman Tiga!!"
"No way! Are you two crazy?!"
Aya Shameimaru, who was hiding in a big tree outside Tatsumaki's house, couldn't help but curse out loud. She originally thought she could capture some really exciting moments of the couple's interaction as her personal collection, but the result was unexpected.
He diligently practiced photography skills, but his plans fell through because of a tokusatsu (special effects) expert.
She grumbled as she packed up her camera and prepared to leave, but suddenly shivered and looked up to meet Mu Huai's gaze as he stood by the window.
"broken!"
"Paparazzi Wen, you've already entered the range of my Stand's attack. Where do you think you're going?!"
"START UP!"
Even Aya Shameimaru, known for her speed, couldn't escape being tied up in Mu Huai's accelerated mode. In the end, she escaped Pelican Town only after he took a thousand erotic photos of her in various poses.
"That despicable Mu Huai, I will definitely avenge this!"
Volume Two, "Seeking a Ruthless Guild in the Dungeon is Surely the Right Thing": Chapter Eighty-Nine - Even Among the Shrine Maidens, There Are Differences
"It is true that happiness is built on the suffering of others."
Seeing Aya Shameimaru's bad luck, Tatsumaki felt she had gotten revenge for being tricked into going to Eirin Yagokoro to ask for medicine. She had five hundred photos of Aya on her phone, and her mood brightened up immediately.
"If you've thought it through, then come out for a stroll. You haven't left the house for a week, and Xiaoqian and the others are very worried about you."
"Okay, I'm going fishing in the mine. I'll bring back some stonefish for everyone to eat tonight."
"Uh..." Mu Huai really wanted to say that she ate fish so often that other people would avoid her when they saw fish, but she didn't want to dampen her enthusiasm for fishing, so she could only mumble an "uh-huh".
How about we go to the world of "Unscrupulous Guild" today and buy some McDonald's from another world for everyone to eat?
After successfully counseling the autistic girl (?), Tornado, Mu Huai returned to the farm.
All the crops in the fields are ripe, and the fruits and green leaves resemble a colorful sea of flowers, swaying gently in the summer breeze.
He rolled up his sleeves and activated the speed-up mode to harvest crops. His farming skill experience bar increased at a visible rate, and then, with a crisp "ding," it leveled up to level 6. The quality of the harvested crops had a chance to become higher.
Even Mu Huai's huge four-dimensional backpack, which had long been upgraded to 48 slots, was now filled with various crops of four different levels, and some of them were still unharvested.
He kept some of the Iridium vegetables for himself and as gifts, and stuffed the rest of the crops into the shipping containers.
After harvesting this batch of vegetables, his farming experience reached level six and a half. Only blueberries and hops remained in the farmland, which could be harvested repeatedly. These two items were enough to raise his skill to level seven before autumn arrived.
As Shinjo Akane and her friends frequently went mining adventures, their family's coal resources increased. To expand their food supply, Muhuai made three more jam jars and placed them at home.
Besides making jam, jam jars can also be used to make pickles by adding vegetables or caviar by adding sturgeon roe. Although the value is higher than the ingredients themselves, it generally takes 3 to 4 days to make.
Compared to Tornado and Hestia, who went fishing at the beach and in the mines with their fishing rods, this small amount of gold coin income was nothing to them, so he did not mass-produce jam barrels.
"Strange... I remember Marisa did something to these crops, but when it was harvested, there was no difference at all. Could it be that I'm just overthinking it?"
Finding nothing amiss, Mu Huai simply gave up. Anyway, he knew Marisa had tampered with the crops, so if anything went wrong after eating them, he could just go after her directly.
With that in mind, he took some vegetables and a Gundam model to Moriya Shrine, remembering that he had promised Sanae he would bring her a Gundam as a gift.
......
While Pelican Town is sweltering in the summer heat, Gensokyo offers a refreshing change to springtime.
Mu Huai arrived at the Moriya Shrine, located halfway up the mountain of the Youkai Mountain, without any hindrance. Sanae was already waiting under the red torii gate, her waist-length green hair dancing in the wind, and a gentle smile on her face.
"Welcome to Moriya Shrine, Mokuya."
"Hi, I've brought you what I asked you to bring before."
"Could it be..."
“That’s right, it’s a Gundam model.” He pulled a box out of his four-dimensional backpack, which had a cool Gundam picture printed on it.
"Good good!"
Even with her favorite thing right in front of her, Sanae did not lose the demeanor a shrine maiden should have. She placed her hands on her lower abdomen and bowed slightly: "It's not convenient to talk about these things in the shrine. Let's go to my living room and have some tea while we talk."
"Ok!"
Mu Huai deeply felt the gap between the shameless Reimu and Sanae. If the fiancée that Zi Mei recommended to him had been Sanae, he would probably have been playing with Sanae every night until late at night, with their children running all over the place.
Both are shrine maidens with exposed armpits, but one child is hungry and has no milk, while the other has enough milk to suffocate the child. That's the difference!
Sanae's bedroom was extremely simple. After the bedding was put away in the closet, only a brown-gray round wooden table was placed in the center, and there was no other extra furniture.
"Is the Moriya Shrine... short of money? There isn't even a piece of furniture in your room."
"Of course I have plenty of money, but I can't buy what I want in Gensokyo, and I'm not used to having too many things in my room, so I've just kept it like this."
It was obvious that what she wanted was a tokusatsu model kit. Mu Huai nodded in understanding and then placed the previous box of models on the wooden table.
Before Sanae could even express her gratitude, she saw him take out another box and stack it on top of her, and she covered her mouth in surprise.
You actually brought me two Gundam model kits? Mu Huai is so kind!
However, Mu Huai's actions did not stop. He took out boxes one after another and stacked them up. He only stopped after taking out a total of twelve Gundam model boxes: "These are the rarest models I can buy in this other world. There are only a few, so don't think it's too few."
"How could I possibly think it's not enough!"
If Sanae hadn't retained a shred of rationality, she probably would have rushed over and hugged Mu Huai, expressing her gratitude with a kiss. She took several deep breaths to suppress the urge to immediately unpack and start assembling the package, then turned and left the room: "I'll go prepare some tea and snacks. Please have a seat."
"Ah."
Not long after Mu Huai sat down, he caught a glimpse of a frog hat peeking out from behind the sliding door. He hesitated for a moment and then took the initiative to greet it: "Hello, Shiki-gami."
"You're really special to be able to see me directly."
After being discovered, Suwako Moriya walked into the house with an air of nonchalance. The two eyes on her frog hat blinked, and she circled around him while nodding. Finally, she patted his shoulder twice and said, "Just call me Suwako."
“I fear that calling out the name of God directly will cause my family’s farmland to yield no harvest.”
Mu Huai wasn't joking. Suwako Moriya has the ability to manipulate the earth, and if you anger her, it's not impossible that she could turn Pelican Town into a barren wasteland.
"You actually know about my abilities, and you maintain respect for the gods but have no reverence for them. You're quite an interesting human being."
"After all, I am a farmer who relies on farming to make a living, so I must maintain respect for the relevant deities."
Frog Hat's eyes narrowed into slits with delight. Suwako waved her hand and instantly led Mu Huai to another room at Moriya Shrine, extending her fair little hand to him: "Does Watermelon still have any of that sacred sake? Give me some too!"
"I only have two jars left, so you'd better drink them sparingly."
"Not bad, you're quite sensible."
Sanae returned to her room with a sumptuous feast of snacks, only to find that Mu Huai had disappeared. Instead, Yasaka Kanako, a deity enshrined at the shrine, was sitting cross-legged at the table, enthusiastically disassembling a Gundam model box.
"Kanako-sama, what are you doing!?"
"Hahaha, it's Sanae! Brother Muhuai suddenly had to leave due to an emergency. Let's work together to build this Gundam!"
"Ugh..." she pouted, puffing out her cheeks in annoyance. "I really wanted to open the first Gundam box with Mu Huai..."
"Haha, don't worry about these little things. Next time he comes... he might bring you an even bigger surprise!"
The next day.
When Sanae opened her eyes, she saw an unfamiliar ceiling and Mu Huai, who was naked, beside her.
Volume 2, "Seeking a Ruthless Guild in the Dungeon is Surely the Right Thing": Chapter 90 - Body Swap for Role-Playing
"ah!!!"
"Boom!"
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