My chat group is so weird

Even in the daytime, this place was a little too scary.

"Don't worry, don't you trust my disguise skills?"

"Even if a death warrior stood in front of you, they would only say that your outfit is too death-like."

At this moment, Mo Wang and the others looked exactly like the dead soldiers.

At first glance, you can't see any difference at all.

Mo Wang only needed a little bit of casual magic to pull off this simple disguise technique, and it was completely OK. It didn't take much effort at all.

"But, isn't that a bit too obvious?"

Xiao Xuan couldn't help but ask again at this time.

"Are you sure there's something wrong?"

At this time, Mo Wang pointed to the situation on the street.

"Selling cakes! Delicious cakes! Freshly made cakes!"

"Anyone want any toys? Toys just arrived from the big city!"

"Fresh vegetables! Just dug out of the ground today!"

At this time, the streets were filled with the shouts of the dead soldiers.

To be honest, if you don't look at the faces of these guys, this is a very busy street.

"How strange! I actually saw a group of assassins setting up a stall? Uh, if this is a dream, it must be a super scary nightmare."

At this time, Xiaoxuan had a bitter look on his face.

"It's actually okay. At least there aren't a bunch of hillbillies setting up stalls here, otherwise I would really have a nightmare."

Mo Wang couldn't help but make a few comments at this time. At least, some of the dead warriors' wives looked quite cute.

"What are Hilichurls? Weird, cute creatures?"

Xiao Xuan was a little curious when he heard Mo Wang's words.

"Well, if you don't take off the mask, you can be considered a cute creature."

"I don't understand what you're saying, but haven't these people been transformed into death squads? Why are they setting up stalls like normal people? They even sell the same things."

At this time, Xiao Xuan took a look at the snacks sold nearby, and there didn't seem to be anything wrong with it.

It's definitely the kind of food that should be eaten by humans.

Why would the assassins do this?

"Perhaps, even though the queen turned these people into dead soldiers, she couldn't control their minds. After all, these guys originally only had souls."

"These people are already dead."

Mo Wangcai said this, and then glanced at the side and said, "Come to think of it, are you sure you don't want to go buy something?"

"What are you buying? You want me to buy something from these assassins?!"

Xiao Xuan showed a disgusted expression at this time and said, "Besides, I don't have anything to buy."

"Really? What about your panties?"

At this time, Mo Wang pointed at Xiao Xuan's lower body and said.

Just at this moment, a breeze blew, making Xiaoxuan's lower body feel cold.

"You can't keep flying around naked like this. Even with your clothes, it's hard to tell..."

"Wow! I forgot about that."

At this moment, Xiao Xuan glared at Mo Wang with a red face, "Why didn't you remind me earlier!"

"No, you're flying around naked, how could you forget about this? You're really stupid."

Mo Wang couldn't help but complain at this time.

"Tsk! Damn it! I'll go find a clothing store right now!"

After Xiao Xuan finished speaking, he no longer cared whether these stores were opened by assassins or not, and began to search around to see if there were any places selling clothes.

"Sniff sniff~"

"What a delicious smell! It smells like fried tofu!"

While Xiao Xuan was looking for his panties, Fei Yuwan, who was floating beside Mo Wang, smelled an enticing scent in the air.

Judging from her familiarity with the smell, it must be Yaemura's special fried tofu!

As expected, Fei Yuwan just looked in the direction of the fragrance and saw a dead woman pushing a stall selling fried tofu.

"Fried tofu! Delicious fried tofu!"

The shouts from the stall, along with the aroma coming from it, immediately made Feiyumaru start to feel hungry.

“I’m so hungry~”

At this time, Feiyumaru rubbed his belly.

To be honest, she hadn't eaten for several days, and as soon as she smelled the food, her stomach growled.

However, as soon as Feiyumaru reached into his trouser pocket, he found that he didn't seem to have a single penny.

"It's over! It seems that the money is in the hands of the eldest sister. It's all over now!"

At this moment, Feiyumaru was struck by a bolt from the blue, and was completely petrified.

As a dignified Herrscher of Corrosion, Higyokumaru doesn't even have a penny in his hand. Well, it's quite funny to say.

However, if you put it on Kallen, Yae Sakura, and Hitamaru, it is quite reasonable.

As everyone knows, the Kaslana family is usually, the most typical idiots in life.

This has been passed down from their first-generation ancestor Kevin and is engraved in their DNA.

Truly, the laws of our ancestors cannot be changed.

Every Kaslana War God, if he doesn't have someone to take care of him, will basically make his life a mess.

And this is also true for Kallen.

This also led to the fact that in Yaesakura's family, Kallen was basically the type who just lay down and played badly every day.

It’s like a husband who is kept by a rich woman and just stays at home eating and waiting to die.

There is no need to say more about Feiyumaru.

Therefore, the expenses of Yaesakura's family are basically taken care of by Yingyingying alone, who is a real housekeeper.

What money? It’s all in Yingyingying’s hands.

And poor Feiyumaru, he doesn't even have pocket money now.

"Hehehe, little Feiyuwan, do you really want to eat that?"

At this time, Mo Wang quietly walked up to Fei Yuwan and asked Fei Yuwan like an evil uncle.

"Well, I don't really want to eat it~"

Fei Yuwan was frightened back several steps by Mo Wang's strange smile.

Fei Yuwan had no idea what Mo Wang was planning to do.

"You really don't want to eat? I'm actually thinking about trying the specialties of Yae Village, but I'm also a little worried that I won't be able to finish it."

"In that case..."

"I want to eat! I want to eat!"

When Feiyuwan heard this, his saliva couldn't stop flowing.

"But, have you any money?"

Feiyuwan looked at Mo Wang suspiciously. This guy had clearly just arrived in this world, right? How could he still have money on him?

"Hmph, you underestimate me. I haven't turned off the automatic pickup yet."

Mo Wang took out four or five purses from his trouser pocket.

From the sounds of it, there's quite a lot going on inside.

"Where on earth are you from?"

Looking at the several purses in Mo Wang's hands, Fei Yuwan felt a little confused.

"Oh, I stole it from those assassins. After all, it's a new map, right? If there are any key items, we have to pick them up."

Mo Wang said with a smug smile.

"What?"

Fei Yuwan blinked blankly, feeling that he had no idea what Mo Wang was saying.

"Just think of it as me picking up trash, just in case it's needed someday."

Mo Wang said that this is just like when the game is first launched. When you see a bright spot on the side of the road, no matter what it is, can you resist taking a look?

Even if these things are indeed a pile of garbage, we still have to turn over the garbage first.

This matter is clearly recorded in the behavior of the garbage king of a famous train set.

Although Fei Yuwan still didn't understand what Mo Wang was saying at this time, she was at least certain that she now had fried tofu to eat.

After Mo Wang used this money of unknown origin to buy two servings of fried tofu, he didn't know that in the corner of the street, a pair of eyes were staring closely at the wallets in Mo Wang's hands.

"It seems that I have met another guy worth attacking."

A purple figure smiled lightly and then disappeared from the spot.

"Hmm, so it's cherry blossom flavored? It's truly a specialty of Yaemura, and it's quite unique."

After taking a quick bite of Yaemura's fried tofu, Mo Wang could only comment that it was very consistent with his impression of Yaemura.

As expected, this is a village where even rice balls can taste like cherry blossoms.

But then again, when can I eat the flying fish balls, the extremely famous specialty of this village, no, even the entire Honkai Impact 3rd?

Thinking of this, Mo Wang couldn't help but look at Fei Yuwan on the side. Speaking of which, can this guy do this thing now?

"Mmmmm~ It's delicious, thank you, big brother."

After Feiyumaru finished the fried tofu in two or three bites, he showed a satisfied expression.

"What did you call me? Big Brother?"

Mo Wang was stunned when he heard Fei Yuwan's address.

"Hmm? Any problem? Big brother, you should be much older than me, right?"

Fei Yuwan looked at Mo Wang and said with a fearful expression.

"Well, there's nothing wrong with you saying that..."

Mo Wang touched his chin. What should he say? Feiyumaru called Yae Sakura "big sister", called Kallen "Kallen sister", and called himself "big brother"?

Doesn't this make it seem like I'm the original wife?

Interesting, Kallen became the mistress, right?

Just when Mo Wang and Fei Yuwan were thinking about what to eat next, they heard a heated argument coming from the side.

The two turned around and found Xiao Xuan standing in front of a clothing store, angrily arguing with the owner.

"Didn't I tell you already? All I want is a pair of pants, just a normal pair of pants!"

Xiao Xuan was so angry that he stomped his feet.

The dead soldier's mother standing in front of Xiao Xuan still kept a smile on her face when facing the angry Xiao Xuan, but her tone was very helpless: "Little boy, we really don't have pants of your size here. Why don't you go find a children's clothing store?"

"Yours is the only clothing store on the entire street. Where do you get the children's clothes?"

Xiao Xuan became even angrier, and his little feet made noises as they stomped on the ground.

"Besides, who are you calling a kid? I'm thousands of years old!"

The boss still maintained a professional smile and said slowly: "If you can't find the right size, you can try our custom service, but..."

She raised a finger and indicated a number. "Maybe you'll have to pay a little more."